femanon here, how do i get laid? im a 6-7/10, smaller tits but

tits with timestamp

>>735134083
Jesus Christ is that you? Fucking smoking.

>>735134083
I won't acknowledge the question until we get a timestamp

you make relationships

Tits with timestamp or GTFO

>>735134083
Honestly just understand that as a semi-attractive female, guys will want to have sex with you.
Just ask someone, don't be afraid.
I'm sure there's a guy waiting to fuck you lol

>>735134083
where you at?
I have an average+ dick
and I'm not a fat neckbeard

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>>735134226
Guys you gotta check out this new fag

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>>735134171

You heard the anon.

>>735134283
midwest, iowa..

>>735134083
Tits + timestamp

>>735134083

be a non-fat female and men will have sex with you

>>735134367
I live close, let's get together

timestamp please

>>735134367
SD here I'm on the boarder with IA though
[email protected]

>>735134083
That's Alice.

>>735134444
That's not her faggot

>>735134367

DSM reporting in

fuck off whore
eat shit and die

>>735134484
kms tonight

>>735134083
Come over problem solved

>>735134463
It's not her you fucking idiot

>>735134282
Even the ugly ones can get laid easily if they look clean and just stay until closing hour

If she wants a relationship, that's a whole different thing; but getting laid? Easy

Let's get a look at you first

>>735134556
>It's not her
good for you /b/ro
good for you

>>735134367
dubuque reporting in

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Guys use your other head.
she's a self proclaimed 6.5, use the celcius conversion and then add one for a more accurate measure.

Also this pic is not her.
femanon is a fag

>>735134463
smh

Go to a porno arcade. Go to booth. Suck a dick. Feel superior to all the dirty fags doing the same there that smell like gym socks. Then realize they can deep throat and you can't. Start practicing until you can beat them at their own game.

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>>735134262
>>>
>Anonymous 06/07/17(Wed)23:07:36 No.735134262▶
>>735134171

>>735134422
you can even be fat and men will still have sex with you

>>735134490
really? im from CR

>>735134444
id be down..

>>735134883
Porno arcade?

>>735134998
snap chat?

>>735134890
let's see that ass

>>735134890
Yeah see that's more what I was expecting. 4-5/10 would be more accurate
And I have a working theory on why you don't get laid now

>>735134890
>>735134463
>>735134283

Hit me up

>>735134890
I've gotten mosquito bites bigger than those

>>735134890
This is a dude

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>>735134890
would smash

>>735135144
Id fuck the shit out of her, no whitefagging but seriously.

>>735134890
trap detected

>>735134890
Hmm
Now the ass since you said you had a big one
Just to make sure that is you
And for legal purposes of course

>>735134083
sage

>>735135233
probably because you're a 3/10

>>735134083
Sage af
kill this

Looks like Miss Alice?

I'm more of an ass man myself, the smaller boobs don't bother me. Show us that "nice ass" you speak of

>>735134890
if your ever in PA I would gladly help you with this problem.

>>735134535
The homosex thread is on /homo/ dumbass.

>>735134890
>Would destroy/10

>>735134890
10/10 my kind of perfect.

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>>735134226

>>735135325
Nah, more like a 1/10, but thanks anon.

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>>735135044

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>>735135254

All of these faggots replying to this thread are probably being laughed at by this women. Timestamp or not she's catfishing all of you, she wants to see how pathetic you all are. If you want to meet a women make sure that she doesn't go on this website.

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>>735134083

>>735134890
Lets see that sweet pussy.

I've gotten into small tits lately, its not that bad of a thing.
Becoming more extroverted is hard but flirting is fun once you get used to it. Short back rubs, scratches are nice. If you're feeling ballsy, you Cana do a turn around and look back after you walk away, I've had my heart stolen away by that before

>>735135487
where you at? I can be on my way

>>735135487
I wanna fuck you, Im in Ohio lets go

>>735135487
So what's the problem? You're too timid or you don't want to get involved in a relationship. You just want to get laid? Use Tinder or whatever.

>>735135487
would smash

>>735134952

Really really. Farmer's market is getting into full swing...

>>735135487
>>735134463

I'll fuck you and record it for /b/
Email me your info.

>>735135353
It is.

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>>735134890
go for older dudes, fatties ect, lower ur standards, but even hot dudes will smash if grill is super eager and discreet

>>735135487
This is a dude. Those "tits" were pretty manly, and the ass is too hairy to be a female.

100% this is a dude.

>>735135437
dw i'm right there with ya pal

I feel so ashamed of my fellow man right now. If you're gonna go for an internet grill at least go for an attractive one/be sure that it's a girl.
Some shots you shouldn't take fags.

>>735134890
not an amazing body but not ugly at all. would probably look better if you worked out a bit but you're plenty attractive to catch someone you like.

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>>735135487

>>735135487
Let's see that dick

Let's see the cock?

>>735135487
show penis

>>735135691
Summer

>>735135561
I fucking hate you

>>735135705
kekoroni

>>735135487
theres no way this ass doesnt get laid

youre lying

>>735135659
it shaves under arms, dudes dint do that, grill confirmed

>>735135757
God help us

>>735134890
This is a man.

>>735135823
It's a trap = it's a dude dressing up as a female

>>735135487
could be dude, show pussy with timestamp

>>735135487
How people have you had sex with already ?

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>>735135277
>>735135344
word

>>735135891
oh, that's wat a trap is... kindly thanking you LE FUCKN IDXIOT

>>735134083
>i'm a 6-7/10

you can rate yourself.

>>735135371
fuck PA, you faggot

Give us some ass with sharpie

>>735135891
So what?

>>735135891
no shit fuck face look at the site your on

>>735135916
Implying having a dick makes you male

>>735134890
Hi Femanon,
nice tits. I'd hit that.
Do you have trouble approaching guys? Do guys approach you much?
I generally assume hot women get a lot of male attention.

>>735135933
2 guys and 2 girls. One of thew girls was in a three way with one of the guys.

>>735136098
Just stop

>>735136138
ive been offered moneyf or sex before, but i dont go out too much because i cant afford it.

>>735135659
>finding out girls have hair on their butt

Underage b&.

Fun fact, all the great apes have roughly the same number of hair follicles per square inch

Lol katie price aka Jordon.. texted me her mobile number yesterday..doing some work on her stables...she thinks shes it lol oops ive posted it
07923563524

1) its a trap
2) if female, just ask a guy "hey, i think you're cute, wanna get a drink?"

can we get another ass pic?

i'd fuck you op

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>>735136098
i swear to god if this isn't bait

>>735136138
I assume ANY women gets male attention, I've seen some straight up 4/10s pulling the nastiest looking dudes in, like some sort of low orbit asteroid passing by a high mass object.

Assuming this isn't a thread just for attention, OP needs to just to kinda, leave her house for once to get the attention she seeks.

>>735135659
I have fine blonde hairs all over, its not really thick though. A lot of women do..

>>735135758
Cause of my shitposting?

>>735136098
It does. Stop letting the gender studies trolls tell you down is left.

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>>735134463

You know what to do /bros

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>>735134083
>>735134083
youre a woman. literally exist.
if somehow that doesnt work, think about your hobbies. hobbies with potential social aspects. meet people at those places, ask someone if they want to grab a coffee. just dont be a fucking autist. the worst possible outcome is they say no. thats it. theres literally nothing worse that can happen. just be casual and dont do dumb desperate shit.

i was a beta in my teens, but once i resigned myself to being alone, i cultivated my own interests, started taking care of my body and hygeine better, and then came to the "worst they can do is say no" epiphany.

grow up, dude. shoe on head and sharpie in pooper, you know the fucking rules.

>>735136186
If this is OP, prove it.

>>735136269
yes. some of the sexiest booty ever witnessed by man had that little fuzz

but seriously: that was a man ass with scant random "hair follicles"

>>735136340
You're a dude.
Best case, you're just a femanon that looks deceptively like a dude.

>>735136236
>>735136330
Found the fags. Gender is on a spectrum even bill Nye says so. Now get with the program and start huffing some sweet sweet boipucci like the rest of us

>>735136291
i would go out but im also a brokefag.

vagoo or gtfo, some of us dont like traps

>>735134171
Sharpie in the pooper.*

>>735134083
>femanon
only because your picking your gender.
>>735134083
>how do i get laid?
with a gay dude
>>735134083
>smaller tits but a nice ass.
you have smaller tits cuz your a dude
>>735134083
>Like how do i get over myself enough to just ask anyone, and not give a shit?
stop being a dude and you wouldnt need to ask anyone
>>735134890
100% dude
>>735135487
100% dude

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>>735135487
>>735134890
I'm 25, married, not neckbeard or fat, and have had enough sexual partners.

You're hot. Great ass, wonderful nipples. Small toys aren't necessarily a bad thing btw.

To answer your question, you gotta get comfortable with the guy. I've never had a one night stand because I have to have k own them for a while, enough to to be nervous. Don't rush it, just ask them out on a date. By the third date you should feel comfortable enough to maybe fuck and you won't worry. If not, date longer. That's all it takes to get over yourself: time with the other person.

You're attractive enough that, so long as you have good hygiene and breath you shouldn't have a problem asking people out.

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>>735136098
FRIENDLY REMINDER

this is bait every time

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>>735136475
yup bait nice try

>>735134083
stupid newfags can't recognize the 4chan file name

>>735136506
Salt

>>735134573
unless her sniz is rancid.

>>735136475
Bill Nye has an undergrad degree from Cornell and a TV show in the 90s. That's it.
Pick your idols carefully fag

>>735134890
Can see why you no get laid with those bee stings you call tits

>>735134083
tits or gtfo

Dude boobs :/

>>735134890

You need to prove your 'gender'. Real men aren't falling for traps

>>735136653
See
>>735136098

>>735135487
Post your vagina or dick. We need to know OP

why no vag?
prove you're not a dude

>>735136651
it tried dude, u cant post wat u dont have

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Show dick with time stamp

What is OP pic genetic nationality? I forgot her name and would search myself.

>>735134890
hello
you are male
goodbye

Is your name Ashley?

By being an actual woman

not getting laid?
its the face, boi

>>735136888
Would i tell you if it was?

>>735135487
You get laid by not being a self conscious introverted loser. Give people a chance to get to know you and you might actually like someone enough to fuck them

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>>735134083
1] go to a venue that hosts edm shows.
2] find some molly, or sass. literally just ask people, youll find it.
3] take molly, smile and wink at everything you find attractive
4] grab the first one to reciprocate
5] fuck like crack infused niggers at a kfc buffet

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>>735135487
I will do the laying.

>>735136999
trips of truth

>>735136609
Jealousfag detected.

>>735134890
The hands always give it away

>>735137055
Dubs tells no lies.

>>735135487
You get laid by not hanging carpets on your wall hippie cunt.

>>735134890
>>735135487
You have a fine body, now we must see a face.

Ops dead aboard thread

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>>735137547
You mean abort.

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>>735134083
Op may we see your face?

>>735134941
Your skin looks bad, do you exercise?

Seems fine for the rest though, some like small tits, more like fit girls. Get that skin a bit more tight with daily or bidaily workouts.

Ok 6.45 am time to go on a bike ride.

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>woman
>how do I get laid?

How dumb can you be?

Its like a fish asking how to swim

>>735137869
It's a man

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>>735134083
Hey Op. Take a picture with a peace sign.

OP is supposedly a female that isn't morbidly obese and claims she can't get laid easily.

Obviously a trap.

Show us some jewelry. Maybe that's it? Like a gold necklace or rings

>>735137735
no, id rather not, im heading out. I guess im too manly to get laid..take it easy
>>735137869
i used to work out 6 days a week but havent been able to afford the gym anymore..

Why don't you talk to the guys that you've slept with before?

>>735138288
answer me
>>735138085

>>735135487
why did you change into a thong. you were obviously wearing granny panties.

>>735138288
You came in a 7/10 and you left a man.

>>735134083
literally show interest in another breathing human.

>>735138288
>Plays the victim card

Hmm, maybe you are a female.

No, definitely a trap.
Those weird tits look like the ones that men grow when they have that gynoclamastiya thing.

And no vag shot means there's a dick there.

>>735138288
I think you look great, just need to work on your confidence.

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>>735138288

>>735138510
This

>>735138288
Just show your vaj and they'll compliment you dummy.

>>735138442
im wearing shorts

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>>735138636
can you please tell me the whole "this" and "just" shit. still don't get it.

>>735138438
why? i already took a time stamp

>>735138645
No, you can see the mark on your ass from the legholes of your big panties. That's not from shorts.

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>>735138821
do another with a peace sign.

you could have easily taken this from another thread done earlier today.

>>735134890

> How do I get laid

Call me.. cuz yer hot!

425-867- 5309

>>735136269
youre fucking post op trannies my dude

>>735138569
This is why beta fags like you never get laid. You think exaggerating compliments to the point of lying is the way to go.

"She" looks like shit. 5/10 at best but we can't see the face and there is probably a penis between those legs.

>>735138843
you can clearly see in the tits pic im wearing shorts..

>>735134367
I'm in Davenport right now, bored out of my skull on business.

I'll be in Iowa City / Dubuque / Cedar Rapids over the next few days.

If you're real and not hideous I can offer some disappointing dick.

>>735138821
How old are you ?

>>735139065
Stop answering the bullshit questions.

Post a vag shot or fuck off.

You can play the victim all you want about the trap comments, but that doesn't prove any of us wrong.

>>735139082
i hope you're not in sales....

>>735139115
late 20's

>>735138989
Dude she's easily a 9/10 and has a good personality. Don't be so rude, there's /b/ etiquette to be followed here, m'lady just needs to put herself out there more.

Don't worry hun we're here for you, email me if you want to chat more georgia6500@gmail

>>735138821
Why don't you talk to the previous hookups and see if you can go again? Build your confidence up a bit

>>735139065
Are you looking for a random fuck, fuck buddies or a relationship ?

>>735139065
I'm not saying you weren't wearing shorts, I'm saying that the mark on your ass isn't from your shorts.

>>735139207
faggot

>>735139210
Well i tried with one, but i think hes seeing someone, the other guy didnt respond. Im not really into women

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>>735139207
i really, REALLY hope this shit is bait.

it's gotta be bait.

>>735139207
I honestly can't tell if you are joking or not.

>>735134226
>>not knowing miss Alice's tits.

>>735139207
Kek, you gotta be joking.

>>735139192
Literally exactly what I'm in

I can only sell a product well if I believe in it.

I give terrible dick. Why lie? If she can't get laid, maybe she thinks 15 seconds of sex is better than none.

>>735139334
If you really want to talk set up a private email or somehow to message you outside this. Sure you'll get the creeps but if they are ok b too there is a chance you have other things in common.

>>735139205
I don't know if this is OP, but if it is your body looks good. You're falling for a tranny meme

>>735139334
Plenty of people in Iowa can you narrow it down a bit? Even area code

>>735134890
1/10
>>735135487
3/10

>>735134890
Tiffany?!?

>>735139443
Why do you give terrible dick ?

>>735139207
kys

>>735139455
i got a new email for this is guess, [email protected]

>>735139604
Not foolin anyone with that

>>735139474
what do you mean?

>>735139617
With someone new I'm typically pretty goddamn nervous, so the first round is super short. Typical of nerdy dudes who get laid sparingly. I give good oral, but not every girl is into that. Tbh I find regular sex boring when it lasts more than 10-15 minutes. It's just mildly pleasurable aerobic exercise at that point.

>>735139698
Just make sure you use a condom to avoid AIDS. Most guys here fuck each others asses raw.

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you look like a man on hormones. vag pic and timestamp for proof.

>>735138288
No we have a trap infestation we assume every feminine physiche is a trap that way we don't accidentally jerk it to a dude. Post tits used to be what we used, now we need to see pussy to KNOW your a girl.

>>735139831
Not gonna lie, I really want to rape you, anon

>>735139836
have anymore of those kinds of photos, with the reverse cameltoe?

Is OP even still around?

>>735139886
my body is ready m'lady

>>735139788
I'm at the other end of this. I'm on some anti-anxiety drug. I CAN'T FINISH. Last time I tried till my muscles just said "fuck you". I just gave up and excepted the blueballs.

>>735139999
Nice digits, sir.

>>735139726
I mean everybody is calling you a tranny because they're trying to get you to show your vagina.

>>735134226
those newfags man...

>>735139788
How old are you and how often do you get laid ?

>>735140039
That happens when I'm super shitfaced. Basically end up having to jerk myself off in her mouth, and that's a pretty shitty orgasm compared to her actually finishing me off. I have the great luck of finding sex almost universally disappointing. Finish too quick and there's no time to build to a quality climax, get too drunk and I can't get off.

>>735139999
yeah but now im tqaking off. I work mornings but have tomorrow off so its really late for me.

>>735140059
Wrong. OP is a trap because no vag shots have been posted.

>>735140132
30, variable. Last year about 20 out of 52 weekends.

>>735135487
You could actually take a pick just showing you don't have a dick. You don't need to show pussy.

>>735139836

Who is that slut

>>735139207
>9/10
you do realize the moles on that left titty dont match up, one of these things is not like the other ones regarding the pics, and without that pussy shot, it just cant be trusted

>>735140189
See>>735140257

>>735140189
Keep that email open I do want to message you.

>>735140189
K, but where are you? If you're not a trap someone here will offer you some dick. I'll be all over Iowa for the next couple of weeks, and would be happy to fuck you silly if your face is alright. Shit, I'll even buy you dinner on the company dime.

>>735134890
pretty much the same for all of these "how can i get X" threads. be confident and shit works out.

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>>735134890

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>>735135487
Come down to Nola, I'll fuck you for sure if you're 18+

>>735140189
Have a good evening, m'lady. I look forward to more riveting conversations and getting to know you better. Much love have a good nights sleep <3

>>735134083
guys will sleep with a dead horse if given opportunity.

clean yourself up, get fit an make up and boom

>>735140344
You ol' charmer you

How many sexual partners have you had?

>>735140508
37

Hey OP check your email. :3

>>735134287
Lol

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>>735134422
You can even just be a woman and they will fuck you.
You can have a feminine penis and they will fuck you
You can dress as sonic the hedgehog and they will fuck you
You can be underage and they will fuck you
You can be a boy killed by a tornado and they will still fuck you
You can be a dog and they will fuck you
You can be *insert animal here* and they will fuck you
You can be the feminine version of Darryl from the walking dead and they will fuck you

You have no excuse
.. and they will fuck you the same

>>735140705
We'll fuck
Whore.

>>735134535
Necro scat fetish detected

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>>735136098
Try harder

>>735140705
Would you say you have a good pussy?

I wanna see the cock right now

>>735134083
Even 2/10 females get approached more than 8/10 guys. just talk more and be more playful, you might come off as a cunt or something if you're too shy. Also, show your lady parts

>>735141010
its pretty blown out

>>735134083
Try leaving your mother's basement and go to a nightclub. Guys will ask you. Or show off your ass on tinder.

>>735141095
The all girls get approached by guys meme needs to stop. Most guys these days are fags, too busy dressing up and fucking each to talk to girls.

>>735140174
Add vodka to the mix and I can't even finish myself off. I fucking hate it. I need to talk to my Doc and change what I'm taking. If I can't even fuck, what's the point of being socially adjusted.

>>735134890
>>735134083
be nice and flirty everywere, if the guy is interested at least he we'll return you a smile
or just get tinder and ask if DTF?

>>735134083
Ok you must be confident. Also for some you will be 10/10 for other you will be 0/10 just be confident and go out with friends and shit.
1 go out with friends
2 meet up with someone
3 talk to them and shit
4 ?????????
5 profit

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>>735134083
well im a booty man rather than a tits guy so even if you are kind of chubby and not so cute i sttill hit you.What you need is to be confident, you are girl, every single man wants to stick his dick in a vagina you just need to play it cool, be a bitch and boys eventually be after you just for the pleasure of getting you.
If what you seek is tru love, just be confident and try to be more open with people and of course not a bitch :)

>>735134226
Feg

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how do none of you retards realize he is joking

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>what is google reverse image search
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