YLYL Proper thread

>>735131884
Lost

>>735132222
checked

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V6mZwrz8Y_U
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pEeUXSxA9Aw

>>735132494
lost

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_uiu3hCyZqA

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Smoking is literally the best thing that has ever happened in the history of the universe. Not only did smoking invent happiness, but it also is the reason why kittens are cute, beds are soft, and why houses keep you safe from rain and giraffe rape. Every cigarette you smoke makes you stronger and your dick bigger. Hitler was a non-smoker and look at how that turned out, he was only able to kill about ten thousand Jews. His non-smoking made him weak and foolish. The guy who invented shoes learned how to make them from a cigarette. Every time you do something cool it's because someone in the world just smoked a cigarette. Simo Hayha killed 700 Russians with seven cigarettes tied together with scotch tape, historians claim it was a Nagant but that is incorrect. He also survived an anti-tank round to the face because the cigarette he was smoking deflected it. Fist of the North Star was created when the writer saw the artist smoking a cigarette and said "Hey, awesome cigarette. That gives me an idea, let's invent Fist of the North Star." Demonbane was originally intended to be a cigarette but the author felt it would be too mary-sueish so he downgraded it to a significantly weaker omnipotent god-machine. Cigarretes are made of air, water, bread and joy all put together. The reason we go to heaven when we die is because it is a cigarette. Studies conducted by people better than you prove that there is a direct correlation between not smoking and being a gay nigger. Don't be a gay nigger, smoke. Smoke everything.

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>>735131831

>>735134264
This pic cracks me up every time

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>remember when I was 18 on 4chan
>every day I'd browse /b/ and /x/
>pretty lit
>later, about five years
>yuk yuk it's another reply to post or mother die in sleep post
>Tfw skipped it because sick of that shit
>ok moving on
>three days later off to work, getting promoted at my bank
>hell yes nigga
>I get a call from my brother let's call him Sam
>"shit man what do you want?"
>pretty rattled right now because in traffic and needed to be focused for promotion
>on the phone with brother, seems shaken and cant understand his words
>"Sam calm down wtf is going on?"
>then I hear the words that would change the rest of my life
>out of my brother's mouth
>"REEE MOM IS IN THE HOSPITAL"
>yank on the steering wheel to veer out of traffic to hospital
>out of nowhere some hulking nigger wanders in front of my car
>uwotm8.jpg
>run him over because natural instinct and natural selection
>mfw pic related
>on my way to hospital thinking to myself
>tf, I might have just killed an innocent man
>hell with it, keep on driving to hospital because worried about mother
>eventually hear sirens and some cop cars trail me
>REEEEE.webm
>whale tail it out of there
>i finally make it to the hospital, at least 3 cops chasing after me as I run into the doors
>"LEAVE ME ALONE" I cried out
>"LEAVE ME BE I JUST WANT TO SEE MY MOTHER"
>doctors rush to intercept me
>I dodge and keep running
>every attempt to stop me was brutally shut down from rage
>I frantically search for her room for a good 20+ minutes
>Not giving up, tears flying out of my face from rage wondering wtf happened to my mother
>Heaving in misery as more doctors come to stop me
>Every attempt was again failed
>roiling pain in the back of my leg, an officer shot me
>shitshitshit
>limp to last room as officer fucking stumbles and falls
>eventually find her room
>every moment has lead up to this
>pussy out and pass out in front of door

...It turns out my mother died that night and she left me a note saying this:
"Read every first letter."

>>735132101
lost. holy shit how do people come up with these things

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>>735134753
Nice try faggot!

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>>735134557
..............................I hate you so much right now

>>735134873
Post

>>735131831
I'VE BEEN BROWSING B FOR 1 YEAR AND IM TIRED OF YOU NEWFAGS POSTING YOUR SHITTY TWITTER MEMES HERE

GET OFF ME BOARD

>REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>735135196
Welcome newfriend.

>>735135397
Hello trigger Nigger

>>735135397
1 year eh? Shouldn't you still be lurking?

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>>735135397
Abandoning thread

I had a horrible god damn day. I lost custody of my fucking son and I have nothing else to live for. Was hoping to laugh at some good pictures for once.

I asked nicely for no spamming with fucking orange and that accounts for all spam.

To all who spammed, just sit there and read this.

You, yes you, are a fucking tumor. You will forever be a fucking virgin. You will never succeed. You are worthless garbage, and should kill yourself.

Abandoning thread, because you have fucking ruined 4chan

Fucking losing my shit.

i can see why people get drunk/high before viewing these things

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>>735135397
Please kill yourself

>>735134464
I didn't notice the sideburn before

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>>735135686
>You

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>op is a faggot
>inb4 crusty old memes

>>735134464
Me too

>>735134557
You know what? i usually don't reply to these, but this was funny enough to. Not sure if this is copypasta or not, but god damn i keked hard.

>make shitty bait saying /b/ is ass and that you've been here for 1 year
>(You)

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>>735136195

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>>735136185
>Not sure if this is copypasta or not

A carefully constructed acrostic and you aren't sure if it's copypasta or not? I'm mildly impressed, my man.

>>735136267
(You(

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>>735132101
Damn it...I lost so hard I almost pissed myself

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>>735136394

>>735136185
Made this myself actually. :)

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>>735136623
He's adorable, but he's not a serial killer.

>>735132494
Lost
>autism intensifies

>>735136734
Thank you for not walking the dinosaur.

>>735136767
But he did eat cereal while his followers did the killin.

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>>735132494
Lost at "try for a 5th?", holy shit.

>>735132034
My God...he looks like Carson Daly now.

>>735136734
Good work my dude.

>>735131907
Hehehe old school lulz

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>>735135686
>my only reason to live is scrolling past funny pictures


You went off the rails way before coming here and being disappointed by a shitty YLYL, boyo.

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this kills the man

>>735134873
wow thank you

>>735135196
Seriously?

>>735132222

>he raises his hand for a high five
>I can't leave him hanging
>spaz out and only score a high two

>>735132034
would rather fuck the chubby
more padding

>>735134264
lost so hard

>>735136767
I think "You get too many noodles slut now you're gonna dick that isn't a noodle".

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>>735138299
HAHAHA

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>>735135686
That's waa sweet, tell another one!

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>>735135686

>>735134873
post

>>735136734
Ha lyin ass nigger

>>735138209

letters
I, A, M, G, Y, F, C, N, E, R, O, T, K, Y, S are all missing.

>>735134464

i lose it on the bush baby every time

>>735132494
LOL lost

>>735138584
was dat worth de effort?

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>>735134873

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>>735138745

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>>735131831

>>735138816
>little kids squirt out the end?
>pretty much

>>735138584
You may want to check out the remastered edition instead, that is basically just a giant dildo to put up your ass.

>>735136394
Jeff wouldn't associate with Ted, Ted was pure evil , a-typical psychopath, Jeff was just sick

>>735139127

summer

>>735135686
iktf

>>735134873
FUCK

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>>735139073
>>735138899
>>735138973

>>735134873
toast

>>735134753
fuck off ugly nigger

this might be the worst ylyl thread in recent history

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>>735139517

could be worse

>>735133097

i was a guy two minutes ago but after seeing braco i suddenly grew ovaries

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>>735139517
Has anybody ever filled their bladder from the outside before? Recently I've been in some hotels and have had the opportunity to do so. It's an amazing feeling literally watching your bladder grow in seconds and by pressing a shower hose to my peehole then peeing it all out only to refill again and actually I broke my old bladder record doing so. I managed to get a little over 1600 in there by filling from the outside whereas normal holding I barely managed 1400. Does anybody else have any experience with this? Just curious. And I know its possible to get a UTI from this but I've done it now several times with no problems. Anybody know any potential problems I might suffer that I haven't thought about?

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>>735139517

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>>735135397

>>735134557
Fuck you, well done

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>>735139710

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>>735139073

>>735134873
lol

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>>735139282
We live in a perpetual summer. Just a cheap scapegoat to justify the trash content, that is present all year round.

I'd rather have summer, than bananas and your mother will die all the time.

>>735139710

fuck...you

>>735135965
Two barrels of concentrated liquid fidget spinner.

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>>735140156

u want bananas instead of summer?

here. here are some summer bananas!

>>735136195
>>735136394
cancer

>>735138417
DAAAAAAAAMNNNNN
I mean I didn't lose, but that shit was good.

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>>735140307

>>735138299
>now you're gonna dick
Do you fuck thai ladyboys?

>>735134753
feg

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>>735138419

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>>735134873
Thanks!

>>735134873
Ty ms paint

>>735138560
How do you call this?

https://strawpoll.com/a1rgxse

>>735134873
post

>>735133097
I live in rochester wtf

>>735134557
Lotta effort there

>>735136684
fucking lost

>>735134753
Damn

>>735133288
Beerus is getting too much attention this days

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>>735134557
fucking got me

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>>735137795
>would rather fuck the chubby
>more padding
fatguy detected

>>735134557
It been 3 tonight

>>735134557

this is the first time ive ever replied to one of these because this is beautiful

>>735134753
Fuck out im sick of this shit I a man trigger

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>>735134557

>>735134873
I love you

>>735134557
Such a creative way to be an ass

>>735134753
fuck you

>>735134753
Arrow arrow seven three five one three four seven five three

>>735134557
nice

>>735134873
Post

>>735133097
Rochester also gets free cat meat dl Discordian flyers.

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>>735131831
how bout you die OP?

This thread is so bad it makes me want to Robin Williams myself

>>735134873
>Your mother's life will never be affected by anithing posted on 4chan
Are you sure about that?

>>735143223
>anithing
fuck

>>735133341
Close

>>735136217

Nice.

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>>735134557
Lost
I never reply to these, but that was clever

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IwhHgzklZO4&feature=youtu.be -

>>735134264
Lost on the 2nd picture row and comment.

>>735138417
Old but gold

>>735133288
"Studies shown by people better than you"

>>735134858
>>735136585
http://www.dontevenreply.com/

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>>735134557

>>735134873
der posten

>>735135196
... these are cartoons from the New Yorker...

>>735133324
lost

>>735142527
bn

>>735134557
lol faggot

hmm

>>735134873
post

>>735134753
lol

>>735133287
Lost it man...greatness in this one

>>735134557
fuck you

>>735134601
This is real. Spiderman was molested.

>>735134753
:(

>>735134557
not bad cuck

>>735143223
kek

>>735134873
Post

>>735134499
fucking lost

>>735138209
so, how do you type the captcha then?

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>>735131831
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sC59Mon2FnE
THE BEST....
>inb4 oh shit I'm sorry

>>735136125
Saved lol

https://youtu.be/Np-QRUOoNuU

Walmart idiots by gay pride lezbo

>>735134873
me too thanks

>>735131907
CLASSIC.

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>>735135686
Ruined 4chan?
4chan always sucked.

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OC, hot off the presses, boys

>>735145599
Double dubs. But your still a faggot.

>>735145714
;_;

>>735143538
Technically France should have blue and green diagonal stripes.

>>735142527
hju

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>>735145791
Thanks for proving my point, faggot.

>>735134873
ty

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African cock trap

>>735131967

ffs man....why!

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>>735136996


This nigga gets it.

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>>735138818

>>735140605
Thats fucking stupid

>>735134557
This is what /b/ is all about.

>>735133370

am I think publishing stuff like this would be 100% more effectiv than weird memorial concerts with shool choirs.

if they bully us we bully back.

>>735134753
Cuck

>>735134753

>>735143538
I believe there is one more country that uses retarded as their measuring unit.

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>>735146055

>>735132101
lol

>>735146196
>REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>735134873
Powerful image

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>>735146817

>>735132101
I've seen some other ones that were pretty good and was hoping this was one of them. I was disappointed. The mother's response was too over the top for me to think that it was real.

>>735135397
i h8 b8

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>>735146843

>>735131884
i lost already
/thread

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>>735146870

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>>735146906

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>>735146949

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>>735146980

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>>735146980
Dead?

>>735134264
>>735134499
lost fucking bad gg m8

>>735134557
whoa

>>735134753
no

>>735137795
more padding = less dick

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>>735147311
>more padding = less dick

>>735134557

fuckkijjin

>>735134873
Tyvm

>>735145599
Isn't that berserk

>>735134557
AF>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>."

I don't get it...

>>735134873
Ty

>>735136767
was that dirty francis

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>>735131831
Game Over

>>735137072
son of a bitch

>>735134873

>>735134557
well played

>>735134557
faggot