anon, if you could send a letter back in time to your 13 year

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kys asap shit don't get better.

>>735089882
Don't bye the backstreet boys and N'sync because you wont give a shit about them after a year


https://youtu.be/Eo-KmOd3i7s

https://youtu.be/4fndeDfaWCg

>>735090247

dat's some shit advice bruh

>>735090247
baby bye bye byyye

>>735089882
X

thats my favorite letter anyway

Stay away from cocaine

>>735089882
Buy stock in google then buy bitcoins when they're a thing.

Also, yes, she DOES want to fuck you, so do it now instead of waiting 4 years

buy some bitcoin and traps are gay

>>735090446
>>735090535
These guys get it

>>735089882
"Just keep doin' what you're doin' kid!

Ps.
The winning lottery numbers for 2015 to 2017 are included on the back of this note. Enjoy!"

Buy Bitcoin, sell @1k in 2013. Buy at $200 in 2016.

December 17 2013 mega millions 8 14 17 20 39 Mega Ball 7

Also bet on Brexit + Trump + Cubs winning world series in 2016.

Then I'm super fucking rich and open a kitty sanctuary.

>>735089882
what is that gif from

>>735089882
1. Just start smoking weed now because you're a loser.

2. She doesn't want you. You ugly.

3. Don't join Facebook.

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Don't fuck this girl. She gave you herpes

>>735089882

'Warn the world about the dangers of immigration'

Maybe I'd include some recent articles from Sweden or some shit to back up the claims

invest in bitcoin you little retard

>>735089882
1. Lose weight now, you fat fuck.
2. Live a little. Don't be so lame.
3. The future is not full of endless possibility.
4. Pursue females.
5. Enjoy sports while you can.

"Tell mom to get a mammogram RIGHT THE FUCK NOW. It's not too late like it will be when she notices anything.

ALSO BUY BITCOIN FAGGOT"

Stop fucking around in school so you can get a better job
Take better care to your fucking teeth
Google, amazon, Tesla, Apple, buy that stock. And BOA when it was like $3 and sell it at $30+
Don't date that crazy bitch... actually no, the sex was good, just break up with her 1 year in.

That girl is definitely not a girl, just pay her half of what she's asking for a beej and don't do sex, you'll know when the time comes.

Also, I guess buy bitcoins

>>735089882
Get Bitcoin as soon as you can

Start reading more books

Don't give a fuck about what faggots at school think of you

Exercise

1) Work on getting over your autism
2) Exercise
3) Practice music more
4) Actually try in school
5) Get bitches
6) Learn how to program
7) for the love of god grow your hair out and do it right, don't give yourself a jewfro and don't give yourself a shitty half ass beard; wait until you can actually grow one and then trim it.
8) Be happy

>>735090941
Jesus, that first part sounds depressing, everything turn out alright?

>>735089882
The events of Christmas 2016 are not what they seem. Stay strong and take that time to gather your focus for the road ahead. Things may seem that they are for the worst that night, but what you choose to do in the days after will greatly affect the rest of your life. Do it for her

>>735089882
don't lick pussy so much

>>735089882
presuming it doesent change the shit I do later on and instead just gives me a head start
>start lifting now and make sure to have good diet
>revise harder, this shits easy compared to what you will be doing later on
>start being nicer to people and stop doing weird shit (you know you do it for attention you little shit)
>BE NICER TO YOUR MATHS TEACHER HE HELPS YOU LOTS LATER ON
>start running and get good at it now rather than later
>stop falling out with people over stupid shit (but dont take shit from people either)
>YOU CAN PULL OFF ANYTHING AS LONG AS YOUR HUGE AND BEING A SWOLE CHUUNI IS FUN AF

>>735089882
look for an upstart company called "Google", put all your money in it.

>>735089882
Neimk jokiu kreditu.

>>735089882
Dear K.,

hang in there, the bitch will die in a year and shit _will_ get better if you do what I tell you now. Shortly after the funeral N. and you will be alone at home all day. She will take a bubble bath, then call you into the bathroom to join her. Get in the tub with her.
Now comes the important part: once she starts to fondle your dick let her, don't fight it. It might feel awkward at first but if you do this you won't have to use drugs to rape her years later.

Enjoy!

>>735089882
stop being so annoying, talk to more people, go out more

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>>735091218
What do you think boyo

...hence the note

>>735089882
Bitcoin and avoid that dumb whore "M"

>>735089882
>ask mom for female hormone pills

>>735091376
kreditai gerai, jei imi protingai, ty tiek, kad galetum ismoketi net suslubavus menesinems pajamoms

Kill yourself now. You get into crack and other drugs. Plus, you know you're a pedo. Just end it.

>I am a robot

>>735089882

Alliya would actually fuck you if you weren't such a weird asshole around her friends. Chill out man

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>>735089882
Tell myself to fuck all the girls I knew for about a week.
Dey b like birds

>becky leme smash?
>I got u dick

>>735089882

BUY. FUCKIN. MOAR. BITCOINS.

>>735091564
lole mental illness :^)

>>735089882
Invest in bitcoins and support isis with it.

>>735089882
kys faggot. It's not going to get better.

buy bitcoin, learn programming, date girls, get a job, learn to drive, practice drumming so you don't drag down the pep band, keep up with running track, don't quit pot, go to public college

you should have been willing to listen to things more you fkn retard....

>>735091564
This.

>>735089882
>pick a better school
>actually study
>don't go out with her
>go abroad instead of staying
>invest in bitcoin, netflix, apple, samsung, etc.

>>735089882
1. Don't fuck that 14yo. Or better - do so and quit it, don't let her to glue herself to you for next 4 years.
2. LIFT!
3. Fuck history, get your degree in physics.

Tell your mother to go get a mammogram.

Mom died of completely treatable breast cancer when I was 14 and a half. Docs guessed it had been at work 2-3 years.

>>735089882
You're transgender. Get on puberty blockers as soon as possible. Start transitioning NOW. Tell your parents, tell fucking everyone. Time is short. Every day you wait is another day that testosterone ruins your body.

>>735089882
Stop playing zelda and talk to her, you massive loser.

>>735092301
you need to seek professional help

>>735089882
ask Holly out

>>735092301
Unironically kill yourself.

Dont Kill Yourself

u lil faggot lol kys

>>735092301
I'm posting this on /fit/ so they can laugh at you too.

>>735090862
Why's your dick so small?

Listen to the Lieutenant.
Clear Highschool and join the mobile infantry.
Become a proper citizen.

>>735089882
Don't be so shy. It'll fuck you up. (Also don't worry so much about education and work, 'cause you'll walk through both being the smartest in the room anyway...)

>>735091376
Jau gražinai viską ar pyzda ?

>>735089882
Smoke weed, but wait a while to do L, and listen to a lot of Amon Amarth, and Weedeater.

ask for a guitar when you are 14 not 19
brush your fucking teeth, srsly it will save you a lot of sleepless nights and weeks of agony on waiting lists
dont start smoking it ruins our health.
in january of 2014 you will meet a girl named jade, this girl is your soulmate be ready for her because i fucked it up

>>735089882
3 words
End it now

>>735091564
>>735092301
Fucking same

With a side of time travel money making. Also never tell cops anything. Lying is okay.

FUCK HER TILL SHE LOVES YOU

>>735089882
Do not marry this fat bitch.

DO NOT GET MARRIED UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES. Fuck everything you can.

>>735093605
>brush your fucking teeth,
this

>>735093605
>this girl is your soulmate be ready for her because i fucked it up
iktf bro

it gets better after a few years

>>735089882
Take hormones and become a trap.

Become a cum hungry buttslut trap.

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>>735089882
Be like the slut in the FapRoulette

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>>735089882
I would say "niggers ain't hoes but boats and shit" then i would fingure my ass

>>735094472
Roll

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>>735093803
rofl best

>>735089882
don't sell it to hiroshimook

>>735089882
You be fine. You get £250,000 in inheritance from great gandma, everything turns out just fine. G won't be for forever, and that's okay

Ok that girl Julie who's is your dad's best friend's daughter? Yes she's a pain in the ass, always tattling and fucking with your shit. Dude she turns out uber hot and sexy and she's a freak too! Go lock her down! She has low self esteem but she has worth. Let her know that and she'll be eating outta your hand. Also in your senior year you'll meet a girl named Ana...when you do run! She will fuck your life up. Julie is where ya wanna be by the time your in your late 20. Believe me, you'll thank me for heeding this advice.

>>735089882
>sleep around with that milf you will meet in HR.

>>735093844
why don't get married?

>>735089882
fuck em all, and don't worry about your christian background. smoke reefer and drink. go to the beach and learn to surf. join the army instead of going to college. and stay home instead of helping your brother build his shop over the summer.

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Fuck a lot of women

>>735089882

Backward Time travel is possible.

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>>735089882
I would say please for the love of allmighty kek don't even get close to some assholes.

>>735095920
I volunteer!

Don't do drugs. Or smoke cigs.

>>735089882
I would say, use all your money to buy bitcoins you stupid fuck.

don't go on 4chan and quit being a fat little shit.

You'll have a gorgeous girl fucking the ever loving shit out of you by the time you're 22, be patient lol

Get a vasectomy as soon as you legally can.

>>735090720
change 2015 and 2017 to 2005 and 2007.

Also, your mother is going to leave your father in 2003. Don't say or do anything about it because it may affect the lottery. Also, Fuck Kari, Rena(sp?), and Laura when you get the chance. It doesn't matter how scared you are...they don't know what they're doing either.

>>735089882
Kill yourself now, avoid all this, you're simply not cut out for it.

>>735089882
Go with trivium method as soon as You can and follow it as ahrd as You can

kill yourself

Do not, even ironically, start watching mlp. The ponies will literally turn you gay, endlessly embarass you, and make you attracted to animals and children.

Don't give up on your feelings.
You will soon meet a girl who will have enormous, ever-lasting influence on you. Just try to act natural, you'll know which one I mean.
Don't give up when dating her will seem to include a cold, unempathic response from her. She needs time. After that, you will become a couple. And then the happiest two teenagers you know.
Here's the important part. From the very start of your relationship, learn to ALWAYS control your anger, no matter what. Express your feelings, but take at least a couple seconds before you burst with the emotion that's currently overcoming you.
If you do that systematically, then after the 6 years you'd spend by her side without it, you will still be happy, and she won't even think about living without you.

Also know this. If something does go wrong because of how difficult it is to make things right knowing some of the "spoilers", and she does leave you, DO NOT, and I can't stress this enough, DO. NOT. TRY to keep her from leaving by manipulating her, blackmailing and emotionally terrorising her. You will lose her from your life, as if she was totally deleted from your future. And when she decides to do that, it will be with a huge bang, leaving you with feelings of shame, self-loathing and hopelessness.

Live through it. Spend time and effort to try and understand her reasoning. Because she does have her reasons, even if she doesn't share them at first.

You will learn to live again. And not long after, you'll find a new person to call your dearest.
Substituting the first in many of the good aspects, adding a bit of her own twist.

Keep chasing your wellbeing. And don't indulge in that one drug too often. It will have obvious therapeutical effects for you, yes. But know that it will make you addicted, physically and mentally. And this will lead to terrible consequences that'll make your life increasingly difficult.

Have an interestingly different alternate timeline.
J.

Move to another city. You are gonna loose weight but not in healthy way. Weed isnt that bad. Play more guitar. MOVE TO ANOTHER FUCKING CITY. You arent so bad, there just some assholes around you. Some girls will go, doesnt matter how hard you try. Whenever you are down, dont neglect your family they are always there for you. Your uncle is gonna die sooner than you expect. Spend even more time with him.

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>>735096729

Don't watch anime. Work out instead.

>>735095019
moot? am i retarded or no one got the joke?

>>735089882

Mom and dad are only human. They're family, but they're not good people and its okay to look at them that way. You don't have to become them when you're older, either. You can choose to be better, so make that choice. Just be better.

Enjoy school more, you're surrounded by friends all day. Those are good days.

Take a year off and then go to university. Maybe look into Archaeology, I find it interesting at this point in my life, maybe you will too, who knows. Besides, old stuff is neat.

You'll meet a girl at one of Ed's parties and she'll be 1000% into you. Blond hair, black shirt, blue skirt. Avoid her at all costs, she'll destroy your life, drive your friends and family away, she'll nearly break you.

Move into the city, right near where D and L are living. Its great, you guys will become closer and have a blast playing games and drinking terrible beer from the store around the corner.

You'll have the chance to work with D and you should take it. You'll meet a girl named Aly and yes, she is actually that cool. She's warm and kind and gentle and I swear to god, do not fuck this up. Treat her the way she treats you and get over the problems of the past. Remember, you can choose to be better than the people who raised you. Be good to her and for her, she'll stay with you if you ask her. Don't lose her.

If you do lose her, don't use drugs and alcohol to cope, please. The rehab, the visits to the hospital, they're not worth it. You'll lose friends because of this and Aly isn't coming back. She's gone, deal with it.

When R asks you if you want to join his band, definitely do it. Have fun with that, but not too much fun. The touring is fun, especially during the second and third year.

Just resolve to be happy, man. Work at it, do what you need to do. Just be happier. Our 35 year old self will thank you, trust me.

Just fuck her when its time.

>>735089882

Be more of an asshole to women, you will have so many chances to bone people, don't be beta,

>>735089882

Don't eat the pepperoni out of that hooker's ass in Huntsville. It's not really as kinky as you think it is, and it will never be worth the sore you have in the back of your throat for the next two weeks. But do accept the offer to piss on her and her sister.

>>735089882
Kill your mom like you planned. Free yourself.

>>735096974
he's talking about moot selling 4chan to the asains
the jew asain owner, whoever the fuck he is.
i stopped caring after we lost w.t. snacks.
moot was always a cuck.
mods should always have had the right to ban on sight.

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>>735097342
dude wat

Dear anon,
Cut off your balls and buy Bitcoin.
Regards, anon.

>>735089882
stop playing video games dude

>>735091418
greetext your incest story anon

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Hey 13 year old self,

You had a few gf's in school, you were one of the lucky handsome guys, but socially inept and too nice to people.

Your gf's always break up with you because you never make a move.

Mom is going to tell you to always respect girls and be extra nice.

DONT HEAD THIS ADVICE

Those little teenage girls are just as horny as you are, when ever they lean in to kiss you FUCKING KISS THEM FOR CHRISTS SAKES

I know you thinking " girls arent horny like I am they get horny when after they turn 18 "

IT NOT TRUUUUEEE

Remember that time smoking hot 14yro Jamie took your house key and stuck it down the front of her pretty little cotton panties? and then she looked you in the eye and said " If you want those keys back you are going to have to get them "

AND THEN YOU PUSSIED OUT AND TOLD THE FUCKING TEACHER SO SHE WOULD GIVE YOUR KEY BACK TO YOU

Please, just know that girls are horny like guys are all the time and don't pass up all those chances.

This shit keeps me up at night remembering back to all those wasted cringey fucking "m'lady " times..

Cut your hair you gay faggot

>>735089882
Fuck Carrie German. Those things she's saying means she completely wants to fuck you. Do this now and you'll have pussy all summer.

>>735089882
Start playing guitar, saving money and excersice more. Don't become autistic with girls :(

>>735091446
I'm really sorry /b/rother.

>>735098059
Don't cheat on Rachel

>>735097927
>DONT HEAD THIS ADVICE

If you could send a letter back in time to your 21 year old self, what would it say?

>You spelled HEED wrong

Buy all apple shares you can get your fucking hands on

Start doing homework.

Find the man who shot your mother and kill him

>>735097454
what i was saying, no one got it but you and me

wtf is this neo /b/?

>>735089989
top post

don't do drugs it will fuck you up and send you into a psychiatric hospital when you get 19

>>735092856
kek

stay in school

do your homework

quit lying to yourself about your feminine aspects and embrace it

start working when you can, having your own money is the most freeing thing you'll ever experience.

>>735090914
i FUCKING FEEL THE PAIN
That's me...

>>735089882
Stop saving yourself, and fuck all those girls that want your dick. No, trust me, you're the dipshit friend zoning them.
You don't have atypical ADHD, you're just an aspie that is too outgoing for your own good.
Drink beer and get high... Quit hard liquor, nothing good every comes of it, ever. Molly and Lucy are cool, but shrooms will fuck you up, beware. DMT is amazing, but life changing.
Don't bang the chick on scopolamine; the guilt will haunt you.

Don't go on 4chan

>>735089882
buy bitcoin in 2009
sell them them in 2017

>>735089882
1. dont get into that car with your friends, and always wear a seatbelt.
2. dont smoke weed with your dad all day everyday when youre 18 and waste all your time sitting home playing xbox
3. pussy is prime rn, work on yourself and go get it.
4. dont get involved with that soul sucking bitch soon as she turns 18 when your 22, and let her ruin the next five years of your life. instead wait to settle when your 30, get it in wile you can.
5. your father made nothing of himself in life. he will only drag you down. he will fail you, and not help you succeed. you dont kow how much potential you have, but you will. dont let it go to waste.

Proof that its you: Your cousin jacked you off when you were 11, and you loved it.

- Future self.

>>735089882
Don't eat so much trash food, exercise more and try new things.

>>735089882

WHEN BITCOINS BECOME A THING
BUY THOUSANDS

ALSO, BET ON TRUMP WINNING IN 2016

MAKE THE BET IN 2008

>>735089882
Don't smoke weed
Work out
Get in more fights

>>735089882
Save the pics

20 anni fa...
Ok... non sei quello che vuoi fare credere.
Non fumare. Bacia quella bionda e tutte le sue amiche. L. è una stronza, non affezionarti troppo a lei, scopala e basta. Anche nel culo. Quando C. Ti invita a casa sua provaci tanto ci sta. Quel giorno non toglierti solo i baffi, anche la barba. I soldi che ti da tua madre mettili su un altro conto. C., lei è quella giusta ma ti farà soffrire. Quando senti che lei sta cambiando dille di smettere di farsi il suo capo. Non permettere al tuo capo S. di farti accumulare tutto quel credito. Non te lo darà mai. Il tuo vicino di scrivania è un grande ed è onesto. Un cliente sarà tuo amico ma non permettergli niente di non completamente ok. Un impresario si crederà amico di tutti ma vuole fregarti. Attenzione. Raccogli quanti più soldi puoi e investili su Google o si Amazon. Cerca sempre e compra bitcoin su Internet. Non fare costruire il castello alla persona che chiederà 110. Segui di più le persone che ti hanno cresciuto nell'infanzia e rispettale. Prega. Sappi che sei un grande e la gente chiederà di te. Quel gratta e vinci con S. (2 simboli uguali) non strapparlo, guardalo da solo con attenzione, ti cambierà la vita. Lavati i denti 2 volte al giorno con lo spazzolino morbido. Osa nella vita e usa il cervello. Buona fortuna, te da grande...

What is the year 2019 like?

Fuck em while it's legal

>>735089882
Keep Helene, don't fuck Cora.
K thx.

>>735089882
Buy bitcoin. They were $3.10 per coin the first time I read about them. They're over $2k each now.

Get buff or get dead. Either works.

It's not gonna be loaded

>>735099211
are you me anon?
>>735099151

>>735089882
>don't overthink things, anon
>fuck her, you won't regret

would have made my youth way more interesting

>>735089882
stop fucking fuckin around and be a man, there ain't nothing out here for you

>>735090750
That's a great bet(#3). Good thinking anon. Wonder what kind of odds you'd get/have got?

Dont fuck jamie marry jill stay in your home town never move to california

when you get that 30k settlement at 19, don't spend it all on a travel and skunkweed, invest that shit in microsoft (13yo me is in 1984)

>>735090862
probably would've gotten it from the next girl. Herpes is more common than neckbeards

Never wear timbs while attempting to drift that hairpin.

Stop wasting time
Smile every now and then
Dont let your anger out
Focus on yourself

>>735099399
Yes

>>735100027
>Dont let your anger out

worst idea. let it happen or it will get to you and cause greater damage eventually

>>735100106
edit: just make sure to let it out the right way

>>735097267
Kek. That sounds like a hell of a night.

get your shit together and keep it together
get a job, get your grades up, start working out, prepare for higher education
if you just put a little effort you would've never even heard of anxiety or depression

Work hard in school, don't start dating Jenny, and get a degree before you deal with anything else. You will find love, let it wait. I believe in you.

>>735100024
Actually, just dont wear timbs at all, stick to the kicks

>>735089882
never visit a website called 4chan

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>>735089882
She wasn't worth it

>>735089882
Fuck Sam, she wants it. Make sure you don't break up by going to grandma's over summer.
Save up for motorcycle, don't smoke weed or cigs, invest in Google, make sure mom marries the rich asshole as he dies of heart failure soon.

Kill them not yourself. You are reincarnated back into the same family the following year and grow up to experience it all again. Break the cycle.

"your grandmother is right. just do whatever you enjoy and find solid peers to challenge you."

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>>735089882
quit acting like a little spaz

buy some traps and bitcoin is gay

>>735089882
stop being a pussy and start fucking

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Don't fuck the milf next door when you're 19. Bitch is lieing about being on the pill

>>735091557
Yeah Same, don't do anything with M, it'll fuck up everything

dont fucking steal you idiot. mom is going to die when your 24 be prepared and get in all the time you can. "M" will be there through everything and it will seem great, but she will fuck you over so bad for no reason and leave you fucked up in the head. oh, also, dont be such a dickhead in highschool

>>735089882
Your doing pretty fuck great mate but you don't need to install the 3sgte in the mr2 buy a k24 Honda motor instead and don't get into a relationship with that Indonesian bitch that family only wants your money wait for your qt Japanese girlfriend she does it right

>>735089882
Transfer out of columbine to that private school

Dont do drugs

i would tell myself to dont trust bitches, invest alot in diffrent things. dont fuck around with alcohol and be cool and stay in school.

>>735089882
Kill him while you'll still be tried as a child

>lose weight sooner
>start finding and fucking MILFs on Craigslist when you're 15-16, you'll wish you did when you're older
>join the Air Force like you want instead of letting your GF talk you out of it
>your GF's little sister turns into a junkie, so fuck her in her early teens when she's young and tight, you'll regret it if you don't
>get your GF drunk and convince her to fuck the thicc goth girl with the huge tits that moves in with you for a few months
>fuck the thicc goth girl with the huge tits
>get your GF drunk and convince her to fuck her best friend
>get your GF drunk and convince her to fuck her other best friend a few years after that
>get nudes of your GF's friend/little sister while you have the chance
>when the petite 16 year old at your job basically tells you she wants you to pound her ass and drop a load down her throat, fucking do it, it'll be one of your biggest regrets if you don't

Obviously I have a lot of sex-related regrets

>>735089882
I was 13 when I was your age.

Don't go to the bathroom tomorrow during Algebra. You get jumped by 3 niggers and beat them so bad you are the one expelled and shipped off and your life is fucked after that.

>tl;dr piss yourself or let the poor gimmedats win

>>735089882

DO NOT DATE MEGAN.

She ruins your life, shits out 2 kids from someone else and you go through a huge paternity problem trying to figure out if they are yours and the law FUCKS you and now you are raising some shit kids. She made you lose your leg, she steals your truck and bankrupts you.

Just fucking ignore her

your dick wont get any bigger, ur stuck being small use ur hands more. Dont date the school whore because u cant get anyone else, once a whore always a whore, u cant change her, sex wasnt good anyways and neither were the blowjobs. Becca is a good girl with good intentions but her alcoholic mother will manipulate her and she will pursue another guy that doesnt even like her, take that as you will. Get used to being alone, you will move states away for your first job and its hell, no one gives a shit about you, you have no friends, your alone. always. but you have a nice car. Get. Help.

>>735089882
Eat mor chiken

DONT EVER BUY A FUCKING JEEP!!!

>Why do you keep showing these notes to our fucking parents you fucking faggot?

>>735098163
Are you me?
If so, you're about a month too late asshole

Dont stop doing Sport youre getting fat. And dont be such a lazy fuck and just do your stupid homework.
And keep your Fingers off weed because it is getting fucking annoying trying to get some sleep if there is no weed around.

>>735089882
Start losing weight earlier. Its easy than you think and you're good at it.

Find Kate. You two are perfect for each other. But you came in too late. Make it right, make it work, shes worth it.

Something something lottery numbers.

>>735098353
I got it, plenty of people got it, it just wasn't funny

>>735102589
19 y/o dumbass here.
Do you really have to pay for Kids if it isnt proofed that they are yours?
I mean she cant just say 'No' if you want to test them can she?

>>735089882
Dear 13 year old self,

In two years you're going to try to kill yourself.

Try harder.

>>735102589
>She made you lose your leg
The fuck?

Get yourself to a psych before you turn 16, you are gonna start feeling like shit due to onset of schizophrenia.

Ask all of them out. and don't let what that faggy scene kid anthony say shit. he is just miserable and fucks with you because of your sister
You're going to get addicted to the hydros you're selling, drink more water and just stick to dropping them off, don't sell them yourself

stay away from those skaters that hang out two blocks over, you'll break your leg and lose your love of the sport

DON'T GIVE UP GUITAR AFTER YOU BREAK YOUR ARM. YOU'RE GOING TO BE IN A BAND IN 8 YEARS AND YOU NEED TO BE ABLE TO KNOW MORE THAN BASS

Genesis really cares about you, don't run away because you are told by that scene fag "you make her miserable", she'll fall apart and date this scary fuck that ends up beating the fuck out of her.

make it a point to get closer with hailey. if you maintain a stronger presence in her life, she won't end up at marcus's party that night. brandon won't be a cunt about you being her friend and she would never settle for jon or start that meth habit you're dealing with now

WEAR CONDOMS WITH LEXI, she's going to try and fuck your mind up with lies about miscarriages in order to make you look like a stalker after YOU dump HER

Treat becca kindly, she'll feel like the one. you'll grow to dependant on her, but she won't be able to handle it after your mind slips for the first time at 20, it will scare her despite how "forever" she acts and you'll be left with an alcohol addiction

also, join a gym, it's a lot better than dealing with tthe shits in the school's weight training and you'll actually stick to it vs doing it at home

>>735103365

I thought they were mine early on so I took care of them for a year, then I found out she cheated on me and they werent mine. by that point the courts said I had established paternity and now I had to take care of them as my own by law

>>735089882
Stay the fuck away from /b/.

>>735103655
kek

>>735089882
give your father those lottery numbers. make sure you get 1/2 of of through a lawyer.

>>735089882
Buy Bitcoin.

>>735093140
>don't worry so much about education and work, 'cause you'll walk through both being the smartest in the room anyway...
made me kek

>>735089882
fuck haley more, she's not going to tell. with love, future you (who wishes he fucked haley more because she never told)

Dad is going to die of cancer in 6 more years make sure he doesn't .

Why do you retards list 10 sequental things as if you change the first the other 9 would even happen anyway?

>OP is a fag, again, did not specify only 1 thing.

>>735103922
This. I Remember when it cost like 10cents. I could be a damn millionaire if I just invested a bit. Guess that's whatnot get for thinking it was stupid back then.

>>735104248

If you actually think you could have cashed out bitcoin to be a millionaire, you have a drastic misunderstanding of how bitcoin works (not technologically, but economically). No one is a millionaire who has bitcoin

>>735103922
Are you me? Literally the first thing I thought of.

>>735089882
put all of your money in bitcoins and hold onto them until 2017

>>735104153
Also you have anxiety and adhd its okay to take meds for them you'll be better off.

>>735103754
What?! Man thats some BS...
I feel sorry for you.. Couldn't imagine what I would do if I were in your shoes. I hope life got something nice for you in the Future.

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If you're reading this then you're probably a 13 year old autistic KVH friendless loser.
Your acne has just started to breakout and it will only get worse. You will still have it till your 20s and not a single therapy will ever help you.
What's more, exactly 1 year from now, you will meet a qt girl online. Do not fucking get emotional with her. Get as many feet pics possible and block her completely. She will only ruin your teenage years.
Lastly, fucking study. Your 20 year old self will have already passed his exams anyway but with struggle. Make it easier for yourself and read a fucking book for once.
Pic related is (You) if you don't follow my instructions.

>Bitcoin

Fucking Millennials. Hello all you short sighted thousandsaires.

Don't get drunk in that party. It will ruin your entire life in a few hours

>>735104656
Sounds like a good Story.
Mind sharing it?

>>735089882
Mom will die, say sorry, you will never have the chance again.

>>735104433
I'd sell half in 2017, just in case. They could hit 3k next year for all I know.

Start working out faggot

>>735104340
Really cause I know some dudes out in California who got into the Bitcoin market about 1.5 years ago with their dads money and are taking private planes to Vegas every weekend right now.

>>735104153
How do you think you could stop cancer?

>>735104836
It was at 2990 yesterday lol

>>735089882
>You'll meet a girl named Tash when you're 19
>Forget every other stupid cunt you get with between now and then, they're all worthless
>Treat her like a fucking queen
>Don't ever let her go. You'll never recover from it completely
>Also invest heavily into bitcoin in 2009, don't spend a single one until mid 2017. You'll thank me later

>>735103754
That's fucked up dude. Sorry to hear it.

>>735089882
Kill yourself now, you won't have the courage later.

Mormonism is bullshit and you will eventually be vindicated. Don't major in creative writing, stick with biology. I don't care about your scholarship: once you're no longer in that fucking cult you won't need to write all the time. You will get friends, meds, and then you'll just be really good at a coping mechanism that isn't necessary anymore. Stay with biology.

Traveling the world is exciting, but its only fun if you get lucky and find good people. Stick to the major cities, you're more likely to find a group of friends.

Talk to more people. The mormons aren't typical. You are not unlikable. As soon as you start trying you will make friends. Friends that aren't mormons and don't think you're shit.

Don't go to the temple. Don't let your little sister go. Tell everyone if you have to. You will never forgive yourself for letting it happen to her.

Don't let anyone put their hands on you if you don't want it. Scream. Kick. Do whatever. Because you will never start feeling in control until you start slapping those assholes. They do not own you. You don't have to go. Tell someone outside the church what's happening.

Don't be alone in the bishop's office anymore. Trust yourself. You aren't lazy or evil. You know something is wrong. They don't get to tell you it's no big deal.

Tell someone. Tell the counselor at school. She was always nice. Tell someone. Please tell someone.

Don't go to /b/

>Learn Programming
>Develop Half Life 3
>Patent Social Networking
>Stay away from 4chan
>Go outside
>Kill Baby Michael Brown

>>735089882

"Bitcoin"

>>735089882
listen to your psychiatrist and stay in the mental hospital

buy bitcoin

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Don't visit 4chan.org, ever.

>>735089882
Don't trust anyone, everyone of your friends is retarded and can't take part in any mischief, they will get you all arrested.
If a bitch shows interest in you, fuck her and get to the next slut.

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>>735105778
>>735106312
>everytime

>>735097342
this!

>>735089882
Hi, guess what! It's possible to communicate with the past! So ye, drop your current plans and look more into that. Study time, here's how:
[insert info about time manipulation that I would have if I could write a letter to my past self]

Workout, you'll like it

>>735106376
Sounds like the kind of bullshit you could hear from anyone. Waste of time travel.

Would provide myself with the outcomes of every major sporting event in the future. Kind of like a sports almanac. And would instruct myself to bet on the winners and invest the winnings in a casino and toxic waste disposal plant. Once wealthy and powerful, I would be able to get away with killing my crush's dorky husband and force her to marry me.

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You grow up to be attractive, just wait it out.

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>>735089882
Invest in logs

>>735106562
At the time I wish someone would have said that to me, sadly at the time not most but ALL of the people around me was VERY retarded, to the point we got arrested because a dumbchimp started bragging with some bitches about stuff that was supposed to be secret.

>>735089882
it's not worth enduring. Kill yourself

Enjoy every minute of your youth, Fuck any girl willing to give it up but always wear a rubber. When your ready to settle down make sure to meet her Mother, this is most likely how she'll turn out. 90% of the ones you think are cute now turn out to be ugly whores so treat the awkward ones like gold, you won't regret it.

>>735103765
but then.. maybe you brought yourself on /b/ trying to keep you away from it. /b/ception

>>735106874
I see what u did there Kek

>back in time to 13 years
>implying half the people here wouldn't be sending it forwards in time
Kek

>>735095900
not just one, I mean a lot

>>735096127
hes saying thats what hed say to his 13yoo self you sperglord

>>735089882
invest in google.
take puberty blockers.
look full blown like hot woman today rich as fuck too to keep up with my regimen.

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>>735089882
1.lose weight you fat fuck
2. go after the asian/latina girl at school, she will turn hot af in a couple years

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>tfw still 13 years old mentally

You're gunna see some kid get fucking splattered by a speeding van about 5 feet from you and get sprayed with guts pretty soon, when you get the fuck over it you're gunna be kinda fucked in the head, come to /b/, you'll find it eventually anyways but there's other fuck up people here too, you'll actually fit in somewhere.

Don't fuck Gabby, her mom stabs you in the right lung with a screwdriver over some bullshit, you live but it sucked.

Invest in google and apple.

Brush your fucking teeth, they hurt.

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>>735104621
Joke's on you, pic is already me.

>>735089882
Get in the Army. Stay in the Army. Stay single.

Take hgh and str etch like a motherfucker. 5'8 is still better than 5'6

There is nothing remotely interesting about your life if you keep what your doing . That crazy bitch ur mates going out with , she's mental so run away . And that girl u can get ... Just go for it , you'll be 15 and have a good time... Also usual bitcoin , lift and just go outside

>>735089882
Your parents are deeply toxic. Suck it up for another 5 years, and then forget everyrhing they ever tought you. At 16 you should smoke pot, at 19 take mushrooms, and wait till 21st birthday, and find some MDMA.

>>735090666
Checked satanic trips

>>735105571
Care to elaborate on your mormon experience?

>>735089882
Buy bitcoins

>>735089882
STOP FUCKING MOUTHBREATHING

Fuck Ashley, she so wants it you retard, and as others have said, buy bitcoin

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>>735092058
>Don't quit pot
At this crossroads myself, why would you say stick with it?

>>735089882
invest in google.
it went from 20$ per action to over 400$

>>735106874
Biff?

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You're about to meet a fucking wonderful girl, I know she lives far away but you eventually get married but you'll keep fucking up. This version of you lost her, I don't want her back but the baggage of feeling like a failure is very hard to cope with especially since we live together (to keep her from being homeless, things get complicated!). She's a beautiful, lovely girl and she loves you to fucking death, you're everything to her so let her know how you feel and treat her really well, be considerate of her and others, actually express your love. Get your shit together, stop being a pussy, actually revise for your exams! Learn to cook and learn how to actually do chores. Tell your parents how much you love them, help take care of your grandparents and your father. Stop being a little shit, get yourself together and make yourself happy again.
Your parents love you.

Never trust a big butt and a smile

>>735090849
brutal

>>735089882
Stay away from a girl named Alyssa
She'll destroy the one good relationship you'll ever have,
You'll get her pregnant
Oh yeah, and she'll give you hpv

Good luck buddy

>>735089882
don't fuck C. anon, the 6 months of drama that follow are not worth that one fuck
actually fuck her, that virgin pussy was probably the tightest you'll ever get in your life

>>735099151
Male or female cousin?

Dont forget the bullets next time

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>>735089882
>include a giant MemoryCard Duo (TM) in the envelope
>tell me to pirate more JRPGs for my PSP
>explain traps & tell me to get on hormones
>include a crash course on the economy & technology for the next decade.
>lurk moar
>p.s: memory stick was preloaded with more porn than your current computer has room for. enjoy.

>>735102503
Tell us about the 16 year old.

Stop playing fucking WoW. Stick with football and learn to appreciate it. Study. Try more drugs and hang out with more chicks.

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>>735089882
Just three words..

"Happy 13th Birthday! "

Dear Adam,

This letter is coming from yourself eleven years into one of your possible futures. The numbers drawn for the Powerball lottery on July 1st should be 2, 31, 35, 40 and 42 with 34 as the Power Number and the PowerPlay factor of 3. During the FIFA World Cup coming up in your time, the captain of the French team should headbutt someone in the Italian team because he should be frustrated at their loss.
Hezbollah should attack Israel soon from your time, and Israel and Lebanon should fight for about a month afterward because of it. Move on once you're convinced I'm being truthful.
I went down the path of pursuing paleontology in an out-of-state college, and I did not find it worthwhile for your (our?) dream career. I had to write about rocks half the time -- that's the drab reality of working in the field -- so I decided to move back to Vegas after a year to figure out what I'd do. I decided not to pursue water polo for college funding, and I catch myself questioning whether it would've been worthwhile. I've been taking up unfulfilling jobs and floating in the ether since then. Your efforts are better channeled toward something more engaging and immediately beneficial to you. Biology, computer sciences and anything else focusing on writing should be intriguing.
Regarding the family, you shouldn't feel bothered by the prospect of moving away from Las Vegas. Dad and his side/enclave of the family shouldn't distract you, and there are better girls for you pretty much anywhere else in America. Support mom's ideas on the matter and encourage her to do it soon, because a recession should roll around in a couple of years, jeopardize her current employment and initiate a series of terrible financial consequences (keep all that to yourself please). Ensure Napsi that there are better theatre programs and communities more condusive to her interests everywhere else in the country.

>>735090862
Jesus anon how did you not know? Her tits look like herp bumps.

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>>735089882
You're not nearly as smart as you think you are.
Nothing is given to you just cause: you have to earn every scrap of it, and you will perpetually be in danger of losing it.
Take whatever opportunity you can to get better at something, especially being social. Also, EXERCISE MORE YOU FAT FUCK! I DON'T FUCKING CARE IF IT HURTS, EXISTENCE IS PAIN!!
Finally invest in something called BitCoin. Buy as much as you can and convince your parents and brothers to do the same. It will be worth a lot in a less than a decade.
Oh, and there are no gods. Of any kind. Whether it's an idea like science or the god of the bible, all of them fall short of omnipotence.

>>735089882
be more confident with chicks
there are so many bitches that want to fuck you
play your cards right with C and Y and you might get a threesome

Stop being such an asshole, I know that you are in bad times

Those guys who were your friends changed a lot, but you have to move on, better times are coming, your Bar Mitzvah was great and please, vote wisely in the elections


Argentina is fucked

>>735113413
the fuck you say about argentina you bolivian cuck

TAKE THE RITALIN!

I'd like to go back in time. I'd avoid meeting my 2nd and 4th girlfriends and try harder in school, also cut off the majority of my "friends" at a younger age.

>>735089882
The only good thing about your shitpost was the gif, and even its slow. Kill yourself.

>>735089882
Don't buy that PC. Go hang out with your friends and save it.

It's not mandatory for everyone you meet to love you.
In fact, the only person you should ever rely on is yourself.

"I'm 12, what is this"

>>735103754
how did she make you lose a leg?

Your life will suck for the next 80 year, just end it.

>>735089882

Dear 13 year old self,

If you don't want to be a loser cut back on the energy drinks, pay attention in school and start talking to girls because it will only get harder from here. I know you expect that somehow everything will work out fine even though you do nothing, but I'm here to tell you it won't. btw Obama will win a second turn and the Donald Trump will be the next president. Bet on it now and they'll think you're a god is 6 years!

Do not cheat on laureen

>>735089882
Kill everyone who is fucking around with your privacy

>>735112337
Cont'd.
This is the time of your life when it's crucial to directly engage your sexuality. If you think a girl's sexy, let her know and be creative about it. There's no use in trying to start out as anyone's friend for sex; friendliness is just a perk. Also, SUSTAIN CONTACT. Neglecting any relationship does no one good. I'd give you more advice, but I'm worried about changing your outlook on life for the sake of nitpicking bullshit from my past. If we could sustain communication, I'd like to read then see what happens if/when you rejoin the BSA.
Don't worry about getting a driver's license and car; they give as much headache as they do liberation. Get your wisdom teeth and nasal polyps removed ASAP. In case you or anyone in the family wants to invest in something to get filthy stinking rich, I recommend Medivation, Universal Insurance Holdings, Amazon, Netflix, Titanium Metals, Alexion Pharmaceuticals, BioSpecifics Technologies Corp., Intuitive Surgical and Apple (if those stocks are within your budget).
Giving you this to-be retrospect makes me confident that things will change for the better.


Grateful for the opportunity,
A future you might regret

At least masturbate her pussy

>>735089882
Stop smoking pot, stop hanging with the people you're hanging with now. Focus on math and science with an aim towards a good career in the future. And crush as much high-school aged puss as you can along the way, ya fat fuck.

"check em"

You could save up to fifteen percent with Geico

>>735089882

Dear past self,

Save me the trouble and go play in traffic. Nothing you do gets you any closer to happiness, and nothing you do will make anybody love you. You're driving down a dead-end street. Just end it. I hate being miserable all the time, so I'm relying on you to fix my mistakes.

>>735100371

True for me too, I was outgoing as fuck when I was 13, but I didn't maintain it and became a NEET who is afraid to go outside.

>>735089882
Dont ever smoke meth and cherish family and friends.