You know what to do boys

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>>735088500

Burn the phone

what can you fit in your ass? send pics.

>>735088500
Ask her if she can post sharpie in butt hole

>>735088714
winrar

>>735088749
Faggot doesn't even know 4chan

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>>735088500

>>735088857
winrar

>>735088500
Can I see your dick?

>>735088500
Ewww why would you wanna bang that?

>>735088929
this

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Do it faggot OP

>>735088885
winrar

>>735088964
agreed

Don't you just hate kikes?

>>735088929
rolling for this

ask it's gender

>>735088500
You look like a thumb.

>>735089077
WINRAR

>>735089077
OP deliver

Can u eat a whole cow without giving birth to a baby which weighs 40 curix

>>735089077
perfect

>>735089077
Winrar

>>735089077
winner winner kek for dinner

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She responded immediately

Yhea I wanna suck on you all day

>>735089277
yeah like the one your going to stick in my ass tonight. lets get dinner.

>>735089277
You should fuck her, op. I know u want to. "Dubs decides"

>>735089357
Reroll

>>735089277
God damn beluga, slow the fuck down and send one text at a time

>>735089366
Winner

>>735089366
Winrar

>>735089277
Op delivers

>>735089366
Winrar

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>>735089366

>>735089366
kek

>>735089493
kek

>>735089493
What a god

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>>735089277
>Asks her to bring something spicy for sexx
>brings in McDonalds chilli sauce

She's sure gonna eat u out

>>735089493
I'm sorry... my little brother got my phone... how are you? You look beautiful!

>>735089493

that should go down well, or up

>>735089493
Now show me them titties

Bigger nigger

>>735089493
that may have been too much too fast. lets see what beluga is thinking about it.

You have to pay, I can't feed a meal big enough for the whole African continent alone

>>735089572
Oh and btw, I'm a massive faggot who loves to take a giant strapon up the ass

>>735089572
rerolling

>>735089555
Wasted trips

You look like my child raping uncle

lets go eat at mcdonalds bby

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>>735089622

>>735089572
rolling for this, lets get op laid with the whale

>>735089493
Send me some nudes

You're mother will die in her sleep

can you reach your toes with your nipples? If so, show me

>>735089622
wasted dubs. it doesn't count anyway since she hasn't replied yet

Eat my burger

Sausage velly spicy fol you

THIIIIIIIICCCCCCCCCCC

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>>735089555
Checked

>>735089493
You look like you would like a buffet. Perhaps a movie first?

>>735089622
win

>>735089572
reroll

>>735089769
why the fuck did you write "kek" "what a god" that just doesn't make sense

>>735088500
checked and fuck OP that is fucking hideous!

>>735089760
Roll

>>735089572
relish this

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do this OP
Also sorry for screenshot

>>735089836
Dems the rules boy

>>735089769
I can't believe you sent my reaction, I'm dying. Of course I got trips when I least wanted to, lmao

>>735089769
holy fuck. OP is fighting the good fight today. also my dear have you heard of something called "eating in moderation"? its how most people manage to stay under 500 pounds.

>>735089572
rerollin

>>735089572
rollering

we get noodz and ruin that whale's life

>>735089572
for this

>>735089836
OP is retarded

Your so hot, please let me fuck the ever loving shit outta you

>>735089788
kek winrar

fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap.

>>735089788
wiiiinnnnrrraaarr

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Hasn't responded yet. Send the rest or wait for reply?

>>735089572
rollan

>>735090150
She probably had a stroke.

>>735090150
She wants to buy a kid?

>>735090150
Wait

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>>735090150
Don't send. She got suspicious of your trolling u newfag

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OP here getting all the super likes

>>735090150
i say wait 10 minutes tops. then bombard her again with the ensuing dubs.

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This is a good thread.

Op try a "Are you into cuckolding?"

>>735090150
I just spewed in my mouth a bit

How do you get banned from Sea World?… Free Willy.

>>735089572
rerolling last time

>>735090150
other two pics?

>>735090299
Winrar

>>735089788
>>735089788
>>735089788
>>735089788

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>>735090299
Winrar

>>735090150
Do you like Dinosaurs?! Do you sometimes wish you lived in the late Cretacious period?! Well, you my friend are in luck!!!! I'm just your average guy who likes explicit Dinosaur role play. I prefer to role play as a pterodactyl, but I am open to T-Rex if you have small arms. Costumes are mandatory but not provided and you will be compensated for mileage. Many of my past partners have frowned upon this lifestyle of which I was born into, however it is not a choice. I knew dinosaurs were special to me when I auto-erotic asphyxiated myself to the first Jurassic Park movie. Ever since then I have re-occuring dreams of having an orgy with velociraptors.

>>735090150
Beggars apparently can be choosers

>>735090491
roll

>>735088714
Would be faster to just ask for pics of what she can't fit in her ass.

>>735090455
double the dubs means this is the priority message. let her have it

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Can you give me the cock you have cause you look lile a guy

>>735090299
Ah...excellent...get her to fuck someone else...film it and upload it to a site...maybe the one with no moms.

>>735090491
Do those arms look small to you faggot?

Sorry if I came on too strong. When I looked at your photos I just knew I had to get your attention. What's a LW like you up to today?

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Still no response

Are you an angel? I've heard the deep space pilots talk about them. They live on the Moons of Iego I think. They are the most beautiful creatures in the universe. They are good and kind, and so pretty they make even the most
hardened spice pirate cry.

I am trying to put a minecraft world onto a USB stick. My problem is that when I launch minecraft the world is there, but when I go into Minecraft Saves, it is not in my finder. I need this for a school project and cannot take my Mac to school with me. Any suggestion on where it might be?

I crave the poop that will come out on your thumb. Let me lick it off your thump and then just suck on your thumb till morning

>>735090813
Get the fuck out of my board I'm playing Minecraft.

>>735090770
You scared it off.

Too much harpoon

>>735090770
She probably lost every shred of hope and self- esteem she had and an heroed

Appologies, I get nervous talking to such beautiful women like yourself. Would you like to go on a date sometime?

>>735090813
Listen, buddy, I make MINECRAFT videos. If I gave a shit about advertising my channel (which I really don't), I would post funny comments like this on MINECRAFT videos instead of RAP videos. I also wouldn't post random ass comments like this, as these sorts of comments don't attract anyone. It is not "advertisement". Pretty simple concept. And yeah, some of my videos have less than 1,000 views. Who cares? You have 0 videos and 0 subscribers. I have done pretty well considering I upload videos once in a blue moon because I enjoy making videos every once in a while. And btw, I have monetized ALL of my videos. I'm partnered with Machinima and have over 600,000 views collectively on like 10 videos. I'd say that is a pretty good average. I post these comments because I find it funny to see what people say. I don't have 50-60 accounts, that is a waste of time. On some videos, it doesn't get likes. But most videos, it does. That is because it is funny. I post these comments for my own enjoyment and to watch funny comment threads ensue. You, sir, are an idiot. If you really think I'm doing this to advertise my channel, then I seriously think you need to reconsider what I'm saying in the original comment. One more thing: fuck off cunt.

>>735090966
TOP FUCKING KEK DO IT

>>735090966
>112 / 18 / 53 / 2
>>735090644
checked

>>735090966
ayy

>>735091000
>>735090966
SO MUCH WIN

>>735091000
Winrar

>>735091000
Trips! Send it to her!!

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>>735090966
winrar

>>735088500
Ask about ass eating.

dubbs

Reroll
>>735089572

>>735091366
SO MUCH FUCKING WIN BEST THREAD
WINRAIIIR

I apologize for what I said previously - I am super shy when speaking to beautiful girls. May I please have some titty pics you beautiful thumb?

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Trips inbound

>>735090966
>>735091816
Try to save it

>>735091816
she's desperate

Goodbye Moonmen...

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Use and abuse me like my daddy did.

>>735091816
>>I'm not that type of woman

woman?

>>735091816
dont be bad for her. Say "I love cocks sorry"

>>735091816
Fine... no dinner... just thumb in pooper

Ask her to show tits

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>>735091000
Checked

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>>735092247
roll, classic

>>735091816
The type of woman that gets dinner? You DEFINITELY look of the type of woman that gets dinner. Maybe sometimes even two or three

>>735092337
sorry... That was copy/pasted by accident..

i meant

>>735092247

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>>735092337
god fucking...

Her snapchat
Saramissaghiii

Send dicks

>>735092411
WINRAR!

>>735092337
OP you're retarded Jesus Christ why did you pick this one. Didn't you want to see some phat boobs ?

praise kek this thread is legendary

>>735092699
look what you did!

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>>735092411

>>735092857
man... you're bad at this

>>735092857
top sausage

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>>735092699

I think you are retarded if you don't know how this works.

>>735092964
welcome to 4chan newfriend

this better not be get

Lets see whereit goes still a chance to see some boobage

>>735093433
ha

>>735093510

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>>735093433

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>>735092857
OP is an autistic fag who only gets super liked by whales.

Kys

>>735093174
There were other options. The minecraft shit was not the only one to get dubs. See >>735090966
It would certainly end the conversation tho

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No reply yet

>>735093828
maybe that's cause you killed it with the unfunny minecraft copypasta idk

You don't like my jokes?

>>735093828
I can fap to that

>>735093935
reroll