>So, anon... what's missing in your life?

>>735035022
Tits + Timestamp. Or gtfo

a life

>>735035022
A job

>>735035022

Direction, been kind of lost the last few years.

>>735035022
A timestamp and tits :)

>>735035022
Timestamp tits or fuck off.

>earbuds p
>not even qt on my screen will listen to me

>>735035022

the ability to get things to get in motion and not fuck up

I want to own my own business and move to NC but shit keeps taking me back home

Chicken wings

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>>735035022
>Meds
I'm stressed all the time and it appears and disappears.

A life

Money, a job, my own house, time frequently spent communicating and experiencing things with others (aka a social life), a girlfriend.

Desire to live

>>735035098
>>735035185
>>735035224

Looks like Ashley Jones.

>>735035185
>>735035224
Summer started early

>>735035098
>>735035185
>>735035224
Wow nice meme guys, too bad you are summer as fuck

Someone to share it with....


Oh, and
>>735035113
/thread

Yall niggas need some fidget spinners

>>735035320
wow nice white knighting, too bad you're summer as fuck

>>735035022
What is this picture OP?

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Just started talking to someone and recently learned that I'm missing a girl.

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My life feels so empty at the moment, but it's too good to even complain in a way.

>Have a job (unfulfilling)
>Have a GF (which I will break up with because distance)
>Have friends (which I don't even get to see, just on the weekends)
>Will move to France from shitty Mexico for my master's degree (only motivation I got)

>>735035315
>>735035320

>Newfag posers.

>>735035526
Explain pls

>>735035660
Whats yer masters for?

>>735035022
Timestamp tits or gagf

>>735035729
MiM in consumer goods marketing + MSc in webmarketing

>>735035022
ambition.

Cute Asian wife

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>>735035022
Time, because frankly im running out of it.

>>735035809
Oh so yer creative ir something, masters is hard

>>735035960
Thisssss

>>735035022
a qt gf that looks like pic related

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>tfw no short haired qt gf

>>735035022
A picture of your penis with timestamp.

>>735036098
Where ia she

>>735035022
Meeeeaaning

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>>735036036
Meh, mostly trying to achieve a directive position. I am not really interested in publicity, I'd rather do strategic planning.

She's been missing from my life for a good 7 months now.Miss you Lana

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>>735035098
>>735035185
Go back to le reddit.

>>735035960
How old are you?

>>735035022
Ur tits and a timestamp
Also a girl to call my own

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>>735036477
does it ever get fucking easier anon? just went through super shit break up as i was about to pop the ole q

>>735035022
a perfect traveler ponders not the destination, nor has any intents on hurry.

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>>735036554

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>>735035682
>Be me
>be depressed
>have no previous interest in girls. Just didn't care about having a relationship.
>Have no social life due to unstable home environment and constantly moving to different homes.
>Most of my friends are just friends that I still keep in touch w/ online over the years of meeting them and moving away.

>Now be me. 18 years old.
>Dad recently died.
>Now I'm really depressed.
>Life seems like I'm living one day at a time
>Then out of nowhere
>This pretty girl messages me to call my dog cute (My dog was my profile pic)
>I begin to message back
>We have the same interest!
>Normally, I would be a dick and be like, "idk you why are you messaging me?" but for some reason, I experienced the urge to talk to someone and just try to get to know them. It was crazy how much we had in common, and we had no idea who each other were prior to today.
>We keep chatting and soon it gets to the point where we are talking all day every day.
>She is JUST like me. She is also super introverted and I love it. I hate extroverted girls tbh and thats probably why I didn't have interest in girls.
>We still talk every day and I really like her, I just hope she likes me back. She already told me she was single. Only thing is, she lives across the country :/. Idk about long distance relationships tbh.

>>735036321
duuuude! I've smoked weed out of a hotdog before!!

>>735037888
pour your heart out to her. you really have to. i've missed out on countless relationships with countless girls that were perfect for me. just tell her how much you like her. she wouldn't keep talking to you so often if she didn't like you back.

>>735037888
Dude introvert girls are awesome. But dont all your eggs in one basket though. Fix your depression first before she rejects you and your further down the rabbit hole

>>735038245
I want to. But It's too early. We've only been talking for like a week. I can't be like "I LOVE YOU" lol

>>735036554
obviously you won't show tits so gtfo

>>735038269
Dont put

NO TITS NO STAMP GTFO

>>735038269
Shes also depressed. More derepressed than I am. She thinks shes ugly but shes not. Shes really cute.

>I dont have any pictures :(

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Sex.
Been with girlfriend for almost 3 years now, doesn't want to sex me up, wants to wait until marriage. And wants to wait longer for marriage.
I got a good job that pays the bills, I'm in good health, 20/20 vision, great hearing, more than enough great friends that I hang out with regularly, and a family that loves me, kinda, but it's enough family love to be happy. Girlfriend is great, don't get me wrong, we take trips together, eat out a lot, give each other gifts and make each other laugh. But she doesn't sex me up.
Could use a bit more confidence, too. But I guess that's relative with sex, since sex = more testosterone = more confidence.

>>735035022
Job.
Friends.
Sense of Pride.
Sense of Worth.
Sense of Belonging.

>>735035022
Meaning, really.
No matter what I do, I WILL be forgotten by time.
Also, saved because cute face.

What I need.

>These failures to understand what "Tits or GTFO" means

>A reason to live

>>735038542
>She thinks shes ugly but shes not. Shes really cute.
Oh fuck no. Fucking bail out. I've been there and I've seen it many times. Fucking bail, bro. Never, ever ends well. They just fish for sympathy until Chad feels bad for them and offers a pity fuck, which they comply so easily.
I fucking hate the whole "Chad" meme, but in this case, it will happen.

>>735037888
Try to close that gap as soon as possible.
It'll only tear you apart after a while, Anon.

>>735038430
Lmao newfag.

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>>735038813
Chad? What? lmao. Shes not like 10/10 cute. Shes like a small Puerto Rican nerd girl.

>>735038542
Was she diagnosed by an actual dr?

>>735035022
quick death

>>735039133
she takes medication so probably.

>>735039044
Oh, i can never see a nerd other than being white

Self motivation and discipline. Clinical depression kicks those in the mass pretty good sometimes, though, and my clinically diagnosed and purposefully untreated ADHD helps me forget I was supposed to do those things. I don't like amphetamines.

Mental problems are real y'all

>>735039246
kek

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>>735038111
trips confirms weiner

>>735038971
so everyone that asks for tits is a newfag? ironic isnt it, or is it that you're just some sissy faggot with no actual tits to show?

>>735039204
this tbqhfamalamadingdong

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Self-esteem and discipline.

>>735035022
A good girl..

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I recently came home from college for the summer and realized I have absolutely no friends from high school. I have friends in college because I decided not to be a fucking idiot but it's lacking so, so much back here. It's not like I didn't try in high school, I just...couldn't make friends. I couldn't have any meaningful conversations with anyone, and talking to girls was definitely not an option.

I went to college and it's a night-and-day difference. I have a very solid circle of friends, I have a lot of friends in fraternities, I do photography and everyone that's seen it loves it, my roommate was on the school's baseball team, I'm talking to this girl and she's coincidentally going to head over to where I am and we're probably going to go on our second date...I mean I could keep going on about it.

I'm just missing the back-home aspect. It hurts to not have that human connection where you've spent all of your life, especially when you've just spent the last 9 months of your life in such a wonderful environment.

>>735035154
This

>>735035022
a dog and a kinky whore to fuck

NIGGERS

trips gets nudes

come on baby give me trips

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>>735035022
A girl to love.
I've been talking to my ex and she's constantly going on about how I was too good for her and she's bad for me so we can't get back together and yadda yadda yadda even though I don't think I'm really anything to write home about.

Been trying to throw out a line to a reasonably cute girl I've known since grade school who's really into movies and guns, which appeals to the /k/ommando in me, nice republican gal.

And my ultimate fallback option is an "ex" who claims to have severe depression, and has said she's been raped before 3 times, it's probably more by now. I don't know for a fact, but something tells me she's exaggerating.

>TL;DR bitches be crazy but I want one anyway

the willingness to divert the course of earthlings

>>735035022
Money, feels bad.

trips feels bad

>>735038867
Even tho she lives in Tennessee and I live all the way in California??

>>735039938
I was thinkin of that feels when im about to go to unjversity. Just graduated high school and shipping off to boot camp. I wish ill okay and find a gf when i get out and go to uni

>>735040423
>choosing to be in Commiefornia when you have a good reason to move and reside in lovely Appalachia or any other inferior part of Tennessee.

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>>735039806
No, you're just an idiot who happens to be a newfag. Anybody who's been here for over 6 months knows who this chick and has seen pics of her on this board before. You're not getting nudes you faggot. Maybe you should lurk more before you run your mouth at a place you know absolutely nothing about.
>hurr tits or gtfo! Thats what we say here right?! Right guys?!

>>735040247
Ye, intimate partners are nice

what happened to Ashley Jones? https://youtu.be/YZgBDV0Fyfo

>>735039806
>being this new

>>735037888
>tbh
>idk
>be me
> :/
What the fuck kind of nigger talk is this? Speak fucking english you mutt

money

>>735040741
Takin bait m8, watre you 8?

>>735035022
either a girlfriend or a tied milf to blow loads in

Meaning

I had to quit my job like two years ago because harassment from management became so bad it was starting to cause health issues, I worked for five years straight without spending a dime, I was writing this story off and on for years so I decided to finish it, I put it up on Amazon Kindle back in February and formatted and made it available in paperback like a month later. It was the first part in a planned trilogy, and I've been thinking this story up since I was like 7 and homeless. Told myself since I have no job right now, might as well, you know?
Said if ten people liked it I would write the second part. Man did I overestimate myself, not only did I never get 10 people to not think its shit, It only sold 1 copy on kindle and one copy on paper and neither person left a review.

I know authors don't really make money, I didn't really think I would be rich from this or anything, I just wanted to share my story with people and maybe make a couple bucks here and there to feel like I'm not complete garbage, but even this turned to shit.

I'm tired man, I can't keep friends, I can't talk to women, I can't do anything right, it always feels like there's something I'm supposed to do but I can't do anything, like there's something missing, I've gone through being homeless, starving, being in hospitals, being beaten, abused, molested, the only thing that's been keeping me going for these past thirteen or so years has been coming to /b/ to unload every now and then. I can't do this shit much longer bro, I'm gonna be 31 in 9 days and there's nothing to look forward to.

>>735040741
>6 months
Fucking hell every year more newfriends come and shit things up
I wish /l/olikon was still here

>>735040741
We're in the dead of summer vacation, mi amigo.

And this past election and Le Legendary Hacker 4chan's involvement in some of the media coverage has more than likely attracted the kiddies with nothing to do all day.

/b/'s gonna be gayer than it already was for at least a few more months.

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A beautiful rich loyal girlfriend to cuddle with.

Happiness

>>735040800
have you ever read any greentexts? gtfo newfag

Trillions of dollars and the deed to Jupiter

>>735041452
Okay come on whats up with the b8?
>Hurr bet you wernt evn here when kiddie porn was posted lol

>>735040247
I'm 18 and a jail officer but the only girl that would be the "perfect" match for me is also 18, a drinker, and she smokes pot (I have never done any of said listed activities nor do I ever plan to). Yet she is the most chill girl I've ever met and when we talk I feel a slight glimmer of hope thinking that she can be the one to make me happy. But do I risk leting her vices get to me and potentially cost me my job, or do I continue to live a life missing the small componet (love) I need to finially be happy?

a girl to date. i know which one. i cant get through to her though.. fuck

>>735041452
No one fucking says be me anymore other than that the rest are just 13 year old shithead talk

>>735041610
How the in tarnation are you a jail officer? Are you in taiwan or something?

>>735041678
good point

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>>735040800
Were you just now shown the internet? lmao.

>>735035022
hmmm i don't know, what is missing is the uh, how should i put it, uhm
iiiii am missiiiing not feeling? or something like that
i just wish i couldn't feel stuff like sadness and happiness and loneliness and all that stuff, life would be PERFECT if it was like that
then i would just sit around, play video games and wait to die
i love you all

>>735041774
>How the in tarnation are you a jail officer? Are you in taiwan or something?
Probably some dusty citty in bumfuck usa, there's one in arizona or some shit with a 13 year old mayor or sheriff or some shit.

>>735041774
>
No I work and live in Va. I took criminal justice at a trade school a for 2 years and I'm not like other teens I.E. those ones that look after. I'ts like I skipped the "rebellious" phase of my teenage years

>>735041060
Anon...

>>735035022
The feeling of being loved

>>735040619
True. Very true. But I might be going in the military anyways so who cares tbh I should go for it (:

>>735041942
Yeah I'm pathetic, I know.

Her...

>>735041931
Goddamn, more underage /b/tars oughta look up to you other than being here all the tiem

>>735040791
Im fuck8bg drunk right now.. so whsts yiur problrm?? Fuckrrr

>>735042052
They really don't they follow older inmates by trying to get under my skin and trying to disobey the rules and stuff.

>>735041610
That's a tough call, anon.
The ex I've been talking to smokes weed and drinks, and has had some other issues involving more.. risky substances. She's a sweet girl though, and I feel like some part of her wants to get away from the stuff she's into, but for some reason she doesn't want me to be the guy to pull her up out of it because she's "protecting me" from it, as if I'll fly off the handle and fry my brain on drugs because of her. I don't do the stuff either, probably never will, and I don't see her getting me into it if we get back together because I'm just not that kind of guy. But I digress, didn't mean to give you my life story.

I suppose it depends on whether you'd do it and whether she'd be okay with you not doing it. Surely she could look past that and you two would be fine with one of you being a stoner and one not, right?

No, seriously you fagots, what are you doing here? I see no tits, meaning either I better see tits with a time-stamp, or you had better get the fuck out.

Sage

Dignity

>>735042142
ew. are you like 13??

>>735042052
>underage
Hello redit, you seem to be new here so let me inform you that 4chan is an 18+ site. underage on /b/ means a person is less than 18, not that they're younger than some arbitrary cuttoff point your mommy decides its okay to suck their cocks.

>>735035022
Someone like you

>>735036554
There probably not from reddit dumbass

>>735042036
Ok, youre 30 and youve made not a lot of progress so far. Amd you want meaning. You told your story and no one seemed to bother. Ever volunteered for a soup kitchen for homeless people? If thata not your thing then find other ways to help people. Also writing is your thing right? Maybe tell it to the demographic that can relate like proverished people and youll create a friendship. Or learn something else, you have the internet. Theres still time if you grind yourself into mastering whatever your interested in and maybe you can make a living out of it

>>735035660
Hey thats nice, mexifag here, i hope everything goes well for you there

>>735042307
Idk.. Turned to a feels thread. Without the pics

>>735042225
Tbh a lot of relationships in law enforcement like this happen but usually one gives up either the party lifestyle or the clean cut lifestlye. But she needs somone who has their life together because all of the guys she had been with in the past are your typical NEETS, neckbeards, and just straight up dirt bags. (No offense to anyone in this thread)

>>735042741
Being from shitty origins and struggling all my life I've done what I could to help people because I know how shit it feels, but what of it? You don't find meaning in helping others. Once i'm gone, they're not getting my help, while I worked I contributed about half of my paycheck to various charities like unicef and red cross, but now that I can no longer do that, they're not getting the money I was giving. Doing something as transient as handing a plate of food to a homeless person or a couple bucks to the poor, don't mistake it, that's just a shallow gesture made to give yourself a false sense of magnanimity. Its not meaning you're getting.

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FOCUS

Sex since I'm in a relationship with an asexual.

>>735035022
Ashley Jones is missing from my life

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>>735035022
Man you pretty hot where you live

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>>735043061
I think we're in similar situations, but different circumstances.
Me and this girl aren't in law enforcement, we're just average joes, but she needs someone who isn't a total scumbag to save her from herself. I could be that guy, I tried to be once already, and in light of that I'm hesitant to try again.

I'd like to imagine as you guys get older the substance abuse and partying would taper off, but I don't know, I'm only 21.

>>735043061
Ok /B/ros I'm going to bed. I'll see the rest of you on here somewhere again I'm sure.

>>735035022
Your so hot, I'd berry my dick so hard in your ass whoever pulled it out wuld be crowned king arthur.

>>735043641
Hey don't give up and I really do hope she figures out you're what she really needs. Later man.

>>735038595
>But she doesn't sex me up.

So, she's useless then.

Love.
Of any kind.

>>735043799
Take it easy anon. Nice talking with you.

>>735035022
a hobby and stability of a job, my job currently is on the fence on whether they want to keep me or drop me

A job and friends, I had a good job and friends before but they moved.

a cute blond atheltic 12 year old boyfriend

>>735044029
gay.

>>735044029
what a fucking faggot

>>735044024
>had a good job but it moved
how did your job move?

>>735043129
Was there any other things you wanted to other than what you have already mentioned?

>>735044393
Nah. We moved a crapton of times. like 18 times between ages 6 and 15, so I developed a very roots firmly planted kind of personality. I didn't want anything that moved me far from where I live which really ended up narrowing my options.

Honestly a work from home job would be great, but I'm not capable enough for anything IT, and I'm too horrible with people over the phone to be support. So basically that'll never happen.

I'm just waiting to die, man.

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>>735042494
ANSWER ME DAMN IT

>>735044645
how do you wanna go out?

>>735044750
She kinda looks like lacy sturnem here

>>735044831
Who knows. In my sleep maybe. Or I probably deserve a lightning bolt.

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>>735044884

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i really want a cute kr gf that doesn't speak english. my brother died suddenly recently and i'm really thinking about just GTFOing the US, but i have a really good job that lets me dick around and game all day so i'm not ready to make the plunge yet :(

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>>735044645
>I'm just waiting to die, man.
[same anon from earlier talking about his junkie ex gf]

If I'm honest I half expect to kill myself at some point. Probably with a gun. Things are going alright at the moment, but if everything gets irreparably fucked I think I would.

At the same time I don't want to do that to the people that care. Family, friends, that kind of stuff. I especially don't want any of them to see me with half of my head gone.

>>735035098
eternal september laid way to eternal summer
who knew the waste that lay ahead

>>735045208
That's pretty much why I said I'm just waiting to die.

I do have a brother and both my parents still. And I'm not delusional, I know they love me, and I know my death would break them in a way that I never want them to feel. So I wake up and go to sleep every day hoping and wishing I go naturally, because I don't want to put them through the pain of living after a family member kills themselves.

But at the same time, they're my pillars, i go to bed every night terrified that I will wake up the next day with one of them gone, something like that would be beyond unbearable.

>>735045014
Dying in your sleep is kinda odd. Never wake up again.

>>735045558
Nothing wrong with that. My dreams have always been outlandish and fantastical to the point they're exhausting. They're more like watching fantasy and scifi movies than just having dreams. I wouldn't mind going like that.

>>735045874
Dude, you ever had an lucid dreaming experience? Its awesome, kinda hard to maintain tho

>>735046046
Only a couple times, but I don't practice that stuff because my mind is too random I'd just end up forcing myself into nightmares, plus after i had first two or three I noticed if I tried changing things too much I'd just wake up so I ended up just playing along, when it happens I just take it as an opportunity to get more details like watching a movie in HD every once in a while inbetween watching a lot of SD movies.

>>735035022
a qt quiet sex addict lonely gf

>>735046959
>What's missing from my life is a person that's programmed to fuck someone else when I leave the house.

Uhh...

>>735035022
youth and money

>>735047239
a faithfull qt quiet sex addict lonely rich gf*

>>735035181
Yea im on the same boat man need a direction man. just think what you actualy want and just do it step by step

>>735038595
You have my life. If i wasnt busy paying off debt, id get a place on my own, be single, and spend my extra cash on hookers.

My gf is fantastic, except we dont have sex. I'm pretty sure that im going to end up cheating on her soon... Everytime a woman with a cute smile and nice ass makes a pass at me im so tempted to ravage that pussy.

>>735038595
Also, my advice to you it start to take up new hobbies, stop investing in her, and go be social with other people. Either she will notice and try harder, or you'll just meet new people, win for you either way.

A dick to suck

>>735046363
Oh geez oh man, its late. It was interesting getting to know you. Hope you die comfortably.

>>735036554
>>735035022
so

cute

got more?

>>735041950
You are not worthy of being loved.

>>735048153
Thanks for talking to me, anon.

A semi intelligent but beautiful bitch. I just cant find one.

>>735048682
>semi intelligent but beautiful
No such thing.

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>>735048171