What is your opinion on Fleshlights?

>>735003407
male empowerment

>>735003407
why do you care?

go find a friend.

they're fun the first few times, but take a very long time cleaning which results in gross mold inside and having to throw it out in a month.

Just use your hand and save the 50+ bucks

They're less disposable than women. 2/10, would never recommend unless I hate the guy.

>>735003407
Pathetic.
Male sex toys were given to us at birth.
Just have a fucking wank or stop being a crippled autist and actually get laid.

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Tenga eggs are much better and easier to clean

>>735004146
What's wrong with having toys

Have a Tenga Flip Zero, shit's fucking godly.

>>735004452
It's only ok for women to not need a man, not the other way around... no wait, that's bullshit.
I've thought about buying one, never have though

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Years ago I bought the Lisa Ann model but I used it only 3-4 times because when using it my frenulum was hurting me...so I didn't want to end up like pic related.

As of today that shit is rotting somewhere in my room, the last time I put it away was still moist and I'm scared to see how it looks today after years.

Me and the Mrs buy all types of toys to try out the eggs are by far the best and at around £7 each worth the money the more expensive ones are just a hassle to clean

>>735004452
The fuck is the point?
Spending money on something that's going to give you the same level of pleasure as your HANDS.
How can you NOT think that a sex doll is sad as fuck?

>>735005261
>same level of pleasure as your HANDS
But that's wrong

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Tried this it feels good but battery dies before I get to cum

>>735005261
So you don't like having fun in the bedroom and trying new things

>>735004302

Eggs are overpriced disposable trash. Even if you wanted to reuse them you'd find a more durable fuckhole by catching a butterfly.

At $5 a wank, they're absolute shit.

>>735005261
So? I'm sorry, mister casanova, you probably have 100 women by your side. Some people are just lonely, what's bad about them fucking a doll, and not your wife?

>>735004845
find it post pics

>>735005712
Might have to try that wings must be soft lol

>>735005261
Literally kill yourself faggot

I bought a pocket pussy from Spencer's over a year ago and the cums I get are WAY better than with my hand. Was only $30 and hasn't degraded even a little bit. Only disgusting shitlords let theirs get ruined with mold.
Clean it often and protect the outside using corn starch to keep it soft.
Easily one of the best investments I've made.

>>735003407
I'm a grill, is it weird I'd rather watch someone plow a Fleshlight than a real grill?

>>735006268

it's hot, marry me

>>735006268
Nope same reason I wouldn't want to see a real Dick in you I am straight and don't find dicks a turn on

>>735003407
They are useful to illuminate your way when it is dark

Female here. I love fleshlights. I like watching them being used solo and with a partners help. I have a couple of fleshlight fantasies

>>735006268
Tits or GTFO

>>735006575
Why

>>735006517
>being this fucking insecure

>>735006703
Sigh

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>>735006517
I've been wanting to get one of these things for awhile now. I just don't know where to discreetly hide such a thing.

>>735006517
>No reply was intended

>>735006979
A plain box in the cupboard

>>735003407
bust a nut fam who cares. i tryed the whole fake vagina thing its always a gimick for me i always go back to the old hand. have fun anon

>>735006692
>Girls
>Internet
Yeeeeah, if you could get those tits to me today, that'd be greaaaaat.

>>735006979
In the living room...in the open...in your apartment faggot.

To hard to clean

>>735005426
The fuck is that?

>>735007266
It spins round if you need more info you shouldn't be here lol

>>735007443
Wuts it called

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>>735006569
Before anyone doubts me.

>>735007699
https://www.lovehoney.co.uk/product.cfm?p=33573

>>735004845
>My frenulum was hurting me

How would a fleshlight cause that shit?

>>735007784
Beautiful

>>735007170
I mean, if other grill wants to that's cool

>>735007784
>white knights incoming

>>735003641
What a weird ass bouncy dick

>>735008069
Thats too bad. I just wanna see more webms tbh

Do tits even count anymore? Anybody can get em.

>>735007784
moar

>>735008040
Leave.

>>735008173
You're right. Sharpie in pooper.

>>735008182
Why?

>>735007784
Verified Attention Whore. Carry on.

>>735007784
Drool. So hot.

>>735008250
Tits or GTFO.
Sharpie in pooper also acceptable.
I don't make the rules here.

>>735008256
Kek. Pls. More pics guyssss.

>>735007784
spread it

>>735008166
I like 'em too. I like watching how fast it makes people cum. Mine makes me cum pretty fast. I use it in the shower so my room mates can't hear it. It makes this "squelching" noise if you use it fast.

I try not to cum so I have to stop because it feels soo good. Makes me cum really hard.

>>735003407
>What is your opinion on Fleshlights?

I have two views. If a guy is using it to build stamina for a woman he is already involved with - no problem. If it's used by a guy as his only sexual outlet - then he's a sad, lonely faggot. Just like OP.

>>735006110
make slower ones

>>735006979
Put it on the kitchen table and dare anyone to move it.

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>>735003407
Pretty good I bet.

I got one of these about a year ago as a gift from my mother, it's some off brand garbage, was about 30 bucks.

There's a vagina one also, but the butt one is way tighter. These things beat hands by a mile, so I can imagine a more expensive version would be a little better.

>>735008819
>a gift from my mother
wut?

>>735008923
My mom has always been open about sex and sexuality and stuff, she was browsing groupon one day and happened upon these things, she asked me if I wanted one since she was already gonna get a few for her and my father.

>>735008923
She must of been fed up cleaning crusty socks

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>>735008425

>>735009127
Spread it more. I wanna see your kidneys

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>>735008323
K

>>735009361
> no sheets on bed
DISGUSTING

>>735009361
No sfw. We need the real deal, friendo.

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>>735009085
How open is she?And how did you start to learn that she was open?

>>735007784
Where you at? Country/state? Maybe someone can help with that.

>>735009533
No. There's pornhub for that. I'm committed.

>>735009127
moar

>>735003961
fucking this, the cleanup and maintenance is ridiculous

>>735005426
looks like a fidget spinner for your dick

>>735009782
THEN GET THE FUCK OFF MY BOARD NORMIE.
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>735009543
If you're looking for some incest-y stuff you're not gonna find it.

She just understands and is accepting of how guys sexuality works.

She never yelled at me for watching porn, either.

We don't engage in any sexual things together, we honestly dont even talk about it to each other hardly ever, we just have an understanding.

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its good but i feel like im going to cum after 30secs or so fucking it

>>735007784
Nice trans vagina

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>>735011565

>>735011565
Fap Hero

>>735011565
What is this?

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>>735011861
Cock Hero vids where you fap to the beat

>>735012045
lmao

>>735011356
Kek wtf