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Im chilean Ask me anything

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Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.

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Im chilean
Ask me anything
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do you drink piss?
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>>734997777
quads will redeem this thread
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A nadie le importa una mierda tu diminuto y sucio país. Deja de solicitar tanta atención
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>>734998098
this
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cabros quien se raja con los libros de francisco ortega ?
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>>734997706
What do they teach you about September 11,1976, Pinochet, & and America's involvement?
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>>734997706
When will you get your own damn flag? Fucking thieving Hispanics, not enough to flood Texas, gotta steal our damn flag too.
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How does it feel to know your country is inferior to Peru?
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Who do you think was more based:
Bernardo O'Higgins or Simon Bolivar?
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>>734997706
What's a Chilean cartoon I can watch to better understand the local dialect. I'm studying Spanish but it seems very formal and no one in Chile seems to talk that way.
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Whats the best Pisco?
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OP hasn't answered a goddamed thing. Abandon thread.

FUCK CHILE
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Your country is well known for sucking brit and american cock. Disgusting spanish dialect and one of the most expensive countries in Latin America for the little shit it has to offer. Basically just a blowdoll from the first world. How does it feel not to fit into your own Latin American fellows AND the first world?
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>>734998739
Usa dindu shit
11 sept 73 was the second independence day
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How often do you see people going on helicopter rides?
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>>735000626
pinochets dick sucker
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>>734997706
respondio, concha tu madre
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>>734999501
Malpaso
>>734999140
1817 Chile Flag
1839 redneck cowboy flag
>>734999259
Inferior in what? Being poor and indigenous? Lol
>>734999376
Try 31 minutos (chilean sesamus plaza)
>>735000722
Between 1973 and 1990, good times, those were not people, those were commie terrorists
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Chileans do not know how to speak Spanish

Its national anthem is this: asdfajiyfvgauvftajvvvvvvscfkcsfhdagasdfghjkshavga<vsaaaaavsafjlfashlasfasdfghjkasdfh dsv
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>>734997706
Okay, so you're chillin', big fucking deal. Take some time to learn how to spell. I mean, JESUS, dude.
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>>734997706
Chileans practice the lowest level of spanish around the world. They literally sound like they are sucking 3 dicks while speaking
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>>734997706
I heard that Chilean guys pee like this. Is it true?
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>>734997706
What's Texas like this time of year?
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que se dice hoy en dia de los argentinos
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>>735001095
No shame
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Typical Chilean
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>>734997706
So like i gotta wake up really early tomorrow and drive like 12 hours, i took a benedryl like 15 min ago but i really need to knock out n sleep so i can wake up early, will taking more make me sleepy faster or just make me tired for longer?
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>>735001486
Gtfo hillbilly rural cowboy
>>735001728
We hate them, but we love the fact that they come to Chile to buy cheaper electronics
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>>734997706
saquense una manito en santiago cabrosss
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>>735001841
>>typical chilean
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>>734997706 why do you keep posting this shitty thread?
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>>735002701
No
I dont know
We have a team that...
Im a senator and i dont know if i voted yes or no to the Paris Enviromental agreememt
Yes, this is a chilean presidential candidate
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>>735002827
all /b/ is full of shitty threads...
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>>735003295
good point.

now my question:
>do you speak any language that isn't english and spanish?

>impying you speak spanish
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>>734997706
>Brazil = Monkey US
>Chile = Monkey Canada
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>>735003484
yes, i speak spanish... why?
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Are you in santiago and if yes wanna hang out?

Im traveling and I'm here for 10 more days
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>>735003698
what's your indigenous language?
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>>734997706
Why not get a blanketean?
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What does chilean mean?
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>>735004043
spanish chilensis...
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>>735001095
we don't speak taco
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>>735004179
A what?
>>735001977
Dont know. Dont care
>>735004043
Lots, we got like 15 indigenous races
>>735004336
Someone from Chile
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>>734997706
de donde eres compatriota?
eres del norte donde dicen "a tota"?
o del centro donde dicen "a lapa"?
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>>734997706
Do you like Alexis Sanchez?
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>>735004043
koa
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>>735004467
Eat burgers gringo fatso
>>734999349
O'Higgins was based as fuck. Bolivar was a filthy commie hippie
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>>735004615
pááázhááá lááááh móóóónéééááá cóóósshíínóó qlííiíáááóóó
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>>734999349
O'Higgins was the first chilean manlet
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>>735004577
I dont give a fuck about football, but everyone here loves him
>>735004564
Valparaíso, so a lapa
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Arbo canpion o er cuya?
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>>735005017
not op
monja wn
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chilean 4chan discord when
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>>735004654
>burgers
We have better shit
>choripan
>empanadas
>sopaipillas
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>>735004867
why are their so many shitty vegetable vendors selling stinking onions on the sidewalks when you get out of the Valparaíso bus station?
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Por que hablan como retrasados?
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>>735005017
what native american language is this
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>>735004867
Ay I'm an Arsenal fan and I love him so I just thought I'd ask.
I have heard he's kind of a big deal in Chile.
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>>735005123
onions are a very important part of the chilean diet...
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>>735005256
why you use spanish in /b/?
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>>735005256
>Por que hablan como retrasados?

¿Por qué escribes como retrasado?
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>>735005288
ghetto language
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>>735005288
Coa mi bro
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>>735005358

I am chilean too, of course he is the big deal here on Chile

or greatest players ever in our history are:

- Elias Figueroa
- Marcelo Salas
- Ivan Zamorano

right now:
- Arturo Vidal
- Alexis Sanchez

And you can argue Vidal and Sanchez are already better than everyone else
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>>735005478
are you guys living with gorillas in the jungle just like brazilians?
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>>735005627
there're not gorillas in brazil... chilean fauna is actually pretty safe... even boring
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>>735005627
brazilians are gorillas
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>>735005851
well... some are very sexy tbh
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Chile has black widows and recluse spiders, mountain lions, as well as south american sand spiders.
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>>735005112
argentinian empanadas are shit. i'm dutch and i was traveling in latin america back in 2012. literally every country there have better empanadas, especially colombians
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>>735006287
are you a pedophile?
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>>735006287
what?
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>>735006287
>Chilean empanadas
Fuck the argies
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>>735006430
>>735006480
what?
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>>735001456
No,but there are some "flaites" that do piss like that
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>>734997706
Why are your girls in your country so perfect?
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>>734997706
Can you get girls to fuck horses in chile? It seems like all the girl-on-horsecock vids over ever seen are Chilean or Brazilian.

Or is it just Brazil being Brazil again...
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>>735006590
yeah. im not chilean but all the latin horse porn is by brazilians
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>>735006022
>Loxosceles laeta
I fucking hate spiders... Especially that bitch!!!
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On a scale from "did nothing wrong" to "savior of Chile" how do you feel about Pinochet?

Also, do you think he ordered the helicopters?
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where are you in Chile right now?

>Región de Coquimbo
>Choapa
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>>734999140
>texan
>bitching about others flooding in to their land
>and stealing texas' shit
>without irony

lol still not bothering to teach you history down there huh Texas?
Fuck yourselves Texas.
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>>735005375
No sacowea
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why every time someone get robbed, the thief is chilean?
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>>735006539
He asked if you like to ride pedal bikes
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why do brazilians hate Argentina? i've been there in 2014 world cup, they almost the same for me...the same south america trash.
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>>735006589
They just are man
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>>735006897
>empanada
>charquican
>pebre
>para limpiar la parrilla
>sopa marinera
>ceviche
>ensalada a la chilena
what kind of chilean are you?
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>>735006823
Not OP but Pinochet was a mini Hitler
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>>735007007
basically because football because yes, they are the same thrash
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>>735006918
No its not, is always some nigger
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>>734997706
You guys seem like, with all that coastal shoreline, you should be kickass sailors.

When will Chile get a boat together to take the Americas Cup? It would be fucking awesome if an American country won it, but it wasn't the country everyone thinks of as "America". kek
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>>735007007
Everybody hates Argentina, without exception
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>>735007175
>>735007175
No me gustan los mariscos
Me gustan las empanadas de pino pero casi siempre le hechan mucha cebolla y cagan toda la empanada
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how is called the monkey dialect that chilean speaks?
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>>735007406
You mean what the flaites speak i dunno they are like a sub-species you know they speak other language they speak really fucking weird and they speak bad
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>>735007406
Pan troglodytes chilensis
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>>735007252
If you travel across europe, you would see signs warning everywhere: "If you see a chilean stealing, let them go ahead, thieve is a part of their culture"
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>>735007088
they are men..?!?!
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>>735007383
>>735007383
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU?
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>>734997706
How long do you think you have, before USA gets tired of going all the way over to the ass end of the world to practice making a big shitty mess and cleaning it up, and realizes it could make a much more cost effective total power takeover, if it turned its efforts on central and South Murrica?

All that land... all those resources... all those ppl ready to put to work or imprison... so nearby... so tempting.
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>>735007383
the fact that you don't like onions or seafood, doesn't mean they're not an essential part of chilean cookery... and btw, this is /b/, you have to write in english
so... GTFO pollo culiao.
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>>735007722
Yeah yeah,sorry
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>>735007707
south america? do you mean Texas?
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>>735007688
They just are,man
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>>735007530
This
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>>735007685
I live in one yuropeein cunt tree and travel through three others regularly, and I've never seen a sign like that anywhere referring to anyone, least of all not from some relatively minor country in terms of tourist output located on the far side of the world.

If anything it would say " if you get robbed by a Russian, don't fight back, or they'll kill you"
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>>735001456
>feels good man
In all seriousness, never seen it.
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>>734997706
post a pic of a traditional chilean hooker, i never saw one...
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>>735007811
wow! this never gets old...
btw chile's flag is older than texas's flag...
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>>735007811
No. We don't want Texas.
We'd invade and take over Mexico to Tierra Del Fuego, and just finish trumps wall around Texas and lock them all in. Fuck that entire state. Worst people in the world.
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>>735008130
they aint worth ur time, argentinian and colombian chicks on the other side... yummy
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>>735008130
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>>735008130
Me neither. Do they wear fishnets and too much makeup like in Jew York?

I kinda like that.
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>>735008274
>>735008130
who's that pal?
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>>735007383
I hope you die next natural disaster, faggot
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>>735008130
Trust me, you dont want to see that
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>>735008331
>too much makeup?
>>735008274
Kek I guess that answers my question well enough.
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>>735008349
Kenita Larrain
High budget hooker, she also appears on TV sometimes
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>>735008365
I just dont like onion that much ok
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Why are peruviana such pieces of shit in your opinion
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>>735008331
Nah! thirt world dude, i still love our Americans girls.
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>>735001434
We can talk badly, but we don't speak worse than in Colombia. There is nothing more frustrating that trying to task to a culombiano on customer service or selling shit on the sidewalk.
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>>734997706
How'dy partner, how are you texas?
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Our typical food is just some shit mashed into something
For example:pastel de choclo
Empanada de pino
Charquican
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>>735007837
:-)
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>>735008007
i've seen that sign in sweden and yes, chileans actually used to travel there exclusively to break into houses and steal, that was a couple of years ago
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>>735008453
She's married mate and she's a mom...
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>>734997706
what do you do with all that coastline?
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>>735008713
Offer her 5 guatacas
I dare you
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>>735008711
I saw that on tv
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>>734997777
There are some old wives' tales that say drinking urine helps out your kidneys or something like that. It's pretty dumb but no dumber than any of the alternative medicine in the states though.
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>>735008810
>guatacas
Wtf, sounds funny.
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>>735001728
as far as I know, we have some mutual resentment with each other, but hate? not even close

>>735001841
we are part of the sudaca countries in wich the aboriginal blood didnt perpetuate as much, in fact, the indians here are by far a minority

>>735001095
we only speak faster, the other countries talk shit about our dialect because they all speak the same. if the standard of latin american spanish was set by the mexicans has nothing to do with us.

I think the world has wrong stereotipes about chile, but its ok, nobody gives a fuck about us and the truth is that nobody should.

anyway, if you want to get your facts straight, we are little people that dont look much the same, we have some really cute (and tiny) girls and a lot of beta faggots. we are cold people that dont like to talk to each other.

we dont eat the deep fried shit that the rest of sud americans intoxicate in, you should try to add avocado tomato and mayo to the hot dogs, the best chilean invention (we could do better doe)

also, we dont give a fuck about pisco, but just so you know, we produce at least 20 times more pisco than peru (and we drink it every time we can) but again, we also drink a lot of wine, rum, beer and grape chicha. If the peruvians invented the pisco, good for them (although the historical records are on our side hehe)
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>>735008774
Keep it away from... everybody else.
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>>735008514
Peruvian here. Chileans try to take our shit. We tell them to fuck off.
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Peruvians are ok.
Except when they play online.
But otherwise they are almost bro tier
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Are you guys like mexico with sexy weather girls too?
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OP do you think u would win a war vs argentina, peru and bolivia?
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Did you like Pinochet?
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why is your national anthem so god damn long? We had to listen to that shit when one of your ships were in our port.
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>>734999501
Peruvian pisco
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>>735009352
in fact we would win to every sudamerican country except brazil (based on the military force)
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why do u guys want to be white so much and hate on your own race, thats so stupid
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>>734998098
Stay mad, anon.
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>>735009479
There are two of em
The normal one (that one is not that long)
And the "extended" one (that is fucking long)
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>>734997706
OP enjoy to live in chile?
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>>735009398
Hell yeah. Half the country thinks he was a good president and the other half thinks he was a dictator
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>>735009636
How?
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>>735005256
Porque en sudamerica todos hablan así.
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>>735009636
Everybody hates their own race. In the US, conservatives hate liberals. In the Middle East, one Muslim sect hates the other. African tribes hate any other tribes within 100 mile radius
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>>735005851
Gorillas? They skinny af how can they be gorillas
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>>734997706
It's either you or Argentina who are the best South Americans
Who does the title really belong to?
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How do you smell?
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>>735009729
(not op)
I dont particulary enjoy it, but right now it is the best country to live in, except for brazil and maybe argentina (that is almost in as bad a situation as venezuela, but the culture is waaay richer).
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>>734999140
No, they stole Cuba's flag.
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>>735010020
we dont smell, the air is dry and the weather is cold
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>>735010020
Good,i shower everyday
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what does "culiao" means?
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>>735001015
There are a lot of them in Chile even now. As annoying as the trumpsters in MuriKKKa.
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>>735010192
Everyday is cold in chile
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>>735001434
You're probably thinking of Don Francisco.
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>>735010278
Someone who has been anal raped
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>>734997706
>chilean
>texas flag
pick one?
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Someone make a list with the best countries to live in south america, i'm anxious for points of views!
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>>735003484
Mapuche.
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Another q do you like your economy? because when i went to chile i get a lot of nice stuff
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>>734997706
same here. just chillin.
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How famous are Fernando Gonzalez, Nicolas Massu and Marcelo Rios back in Chile?
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>>735010538
I've heard it goes Rich Brazil, Rich Argentina, Rich Chile, then the Guays, then the rest based on murder rates
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>>735010278
>>735010464
This
And is like say fucking
"that is a fucking great game" <> "ese juego culiao es bueno"
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what are some fappable chilean girls?
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>>734997706
What comuna?
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>>735006823
Where does "CIA stooge" fall in your scale?
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>>735009805
Sadly the half that thinks the later and glorifies Allende are currently the one in control of the media and the education system.
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>>735010673
everyone knows them
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>>735010773
the guays are great
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>>735008951
WTF, that's just dumb. Entering more metabollic waste chemicals into your syste/bloodstream can only be bad for your kidneys as it makes them work harder.
I've heard about it being good for your hair and skin tho, but that sounds just as dumb and unlikely.
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>>735007707
The USA has been fucking with Latin America since the nineteenth century. They call it "manifest destiny".
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>>735010773
wow i can't believe, even with the brazilian "favelas"? i never walked in any other south american country, but brazil has terrible amount of it.
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>>735011330
liveleak shows the real brazil
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>>735011330
That's why I specified "Rich Brazil"
Even the tiny "Middle Class" is still great

The upper crust of Brazil lives a mostly American life

It's just that bottom fell off that elevator and it goes all the way to the bottom
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>>735010020
With my nose.
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>>735011209
Yeah, that also seems dumb, but there are always people who believe it.
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>>735010611
the wages are incredibly low (6k dollars a year aprox) and the average worker doesnt have any incentive to do a better job, so in general all the services are pretty mediocre.
the lifestyle is not expensive doe, i mean, we save the month, as we say here in chile (salvamos el mes). we use to cook all our foods and eat a lot of cow meat (the argentinian is way better but the chilean is ok too).
we like to spend our money in clothes, cellphones, weed and alcohol.

the average chilean can aspire to have a car, but thats the further we can go by working by the minimum wage.
it is fair to say that if you live in chile, you have to save as much money as you can and run away, things are improving doe
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>>735010796
Chileans like to be anally raped.
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Any Perufags here?

Why do you all play Dota?

And also "ptmr" and "ctmr" you fucking game losing assholes
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>>734997706

vai a votar por piñi?
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>>735011677
Nah
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>>735008130
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>>735011888
Obvio que si, Chile necesita piñericosas
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>>735010542
It's called Mapudungún you fucking retard
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>>735012172
I can't tell with her head up like that that she has those indian eyes

I like that when I take your fucking heritage
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i can smell the aggresive coments are from spanish faggs
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>>735000064
This
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You know this chilean hot girl?
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Tangananika o Tanganana?
Responde cuiao
Viva Coquimbo ctm!
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>>735012355
Yes, how did you know? All Chileans know each other
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>>734997706
do you drink inca cola?
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>>735012355
She looks like she has a Jew nose and slavic jawline

Nice legs tho
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>>735012461
Kik or Facebook?
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>>735011677
naah
do you?
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>>735012464
Peruvian shit, no
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>>735012603
kik
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>>735012464
in the peruvian restaurants its overpriced selling
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Fuck off
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>>735012464
Holy shit that hand is big af
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>>734997706
fuck yes I need to do a report on your country for my subject in international trade. Please give me 2 pages worth of stuff to decide wether or not to open a foreign business in Chile. Or as much as you're willing to type.
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>>734997706
have any of the trapped Chilean miners (you probably just call them Miners) enjoyed any celebrity after their rescue? Or are they still just doing the same old thing?

Been very curious about those guys.
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>>735012963
bus-d271
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>>735012355
Just like my house cleaner daughter says: Ai mamacita!

i love the way she say it!
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>>734997706
Why is your country named for a penis?
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>>735013148
Without looking it up I can say that they made a couple of movies and reports about them, and that's it.
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>>735012756
I'm looking for it, do you know it?
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IM GREEK CHILEAN...I HAVE TRAVELED IN A LOT OF PLACES AND CHILE IS IN THE TOP LIST FOR REAL....FOOD AMAZING...PEOPLE NOT SO WEALTHY BUT REALLY HAPPY
>VIVA CHILE MIERDA
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>>735013407
pico
tula
pichula
infinity more
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>>734997706
¿Por qué los chilenos escriben tan mierda? Su raciocinio no les da para escribir con buena ortografía? Simios pendejos
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>>735013683
food is amazing? u are talking about peru right?
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>>735013683
Dude....cmon the only tier places there are vina del mar and valparaiso.
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>>735013812
Todos los culeros comen Chile.
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Why hate peruvians?
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>>735013902
It's kinda obnoxious to see a person write perfectly, it's more fun to do it badly on purpose, but there are some people that don't know when to write decently and when to write like they want.
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>>735013982
que?
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>>734997706
best economy in South/Latin America, thanx to Pinochet...Laissez-faire capitalism, it works!
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>>735012355
seen her naked
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>>734997706
hope you're still here op
As a german I really appreciate your military parades. March on Chile
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she looks pretty
>>735008130
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>>735013968
you ignorant fuck, look up the chilean patagonia, atacama desert, the national reserves, almost all the andes cordillera is a magnificent place.
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>>735014329
Post her nudes, anon
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50% white, 40% mestizo, 10% indigenous & 1% black (not much slavery in Chile's history), Asian (mainly Chinese, Korean & Japanese), Polynesian (Easter Island Rapanui-5,000) & Jewish (I supposed they're ethnically distinct).

Lots of Palestinians & other Arabs in Chile, the largest Palestinian colony outside Israel or the Middle East, they're 500,000 strong & RICH. Most of them are Christian like Roman catholic, Maronite, Chaldean & Orthodox churches.

Many White European Chileans are Germans, French, British, Italians, Croats & Greeks. The number of US Americans are growing, but the Mormon/LDS church & Cherokee descendant communities rival in wealth like Basques (a large descendant population) or Scot(-tish)s.
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>>735009627
lol, look at this faggot right here.
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>>735014741
this
probably a mall faggot write the other coment
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Current president Michelle Bachelet - how leftist is she? Hugo Chavez left? or Barack Obama left? & is she against Pinochet's neoliberal economy model?
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>>735014946
50% white? I don't think so, would say that is less than 20%
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>>735015144
CHILE IS WHIIIIIIIIIIIIITE!

Most Chileans are partially indigenous, either 1/4 or 3/4, only 2% are full-blooded whites & they're European, American or Australian expats.

White means light-skinned or can pass as white in the deep south US or northern Europe.
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>>735014946
Chile's roaming bands of nomadic Romani/Gypsy people, they seem to know an economic boom & oh, they wanna collect those coins thrown at em.
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>>735009352
No way, but we could certainly defeat any of them separately (not so sure about Argentina).
The reason Chile accepted to renounce to the Patagonia in favor of Argentina was that they were threatening to declare war to us when we were already fighting Peru and Bolivia.

>captcha: frei superior
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>>735015144
you have to think that chile is the last place that got populated when the humans arrived in america. the indians here are small tribal groups that had to fight the cold weather and the lack of food. the point being that chile has probably less indians that every other sudamerican country.
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Im white as white milk im chilean most of the people here on chile is white
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>>735015563
The Mapuche live in the California-like Central & pine-forested Lakes District.

They weren't defeated by the Spaniards & for 350 years, they fought white settlers until the chilean army took care of them in the 1880s.
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>>735014946
Chilean miners went to California in the gold rush (1850s), South Africa's diamond rushes (1880s) & they form a good presence in post-1970 Australia.
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>>735015579
yeah sure, just take a look at your national football team, rofl
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>>735016075
>implying they are representative of all the social classes we have
I disagree on the "most people are white" part though, but some of us can sure get pale as fuck and several are even blonde.
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>>735015579
Most of us are mestizos, someone is considered "white" when their skin is whiter than the average
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>>735015579
How's your day to day life, bro?

Being a blonde blue eyed American, I live in a 3 story house, kiss my wife goodbye each morning, and then work for 8 hours, and come home with a 100k year paycheck

God bless America
I recently a got an entire swimming pool installed with a maintenance man

And I'm still making more than enough to go on vacay for 5 weeks a year
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>>735016821
Yeah cool we have these people too.
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>>735017163
Are you doing it?
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>>735016821
not op but i dont have to deal with
- packs of dindus
- having to fear for my life cuz of mudslimes
- retarded amounts of SJWs
- mass shootings sprees
- shitting in a walmart

its pretty comfy imo
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>>735017294
Nope. We call those people cuicos culiaos and we don't take fondly to them.
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>>735017417
>packs of dindus
So not from Santiago then, huh?
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>>735017656
estai vivo
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>>735017577
So like 1 percenters in America
But you guys actually feel angry about them instead of just feeling like you should be them
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>>735014302
>>735016821
>>735017163

Typical chilean housing. This is how most chileans live these days.
>capitalism, it works!
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>>735017909
And this is how the rest of them live.
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>>735017790
every one wants to be rich , but the cuico has this ego and way of doing things that we find annoying
its like a spoiled child imo
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>>735017909
Commieblocks

Like most Americans
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>>735017954
Commuting to work
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>>735013677
yah
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>>735018126
More of CHile's """""excellent""""" housing.
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>>735017577
>cuicos
>muchachos
>hombre
>folar
Latinos are so fun with words like this
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>>735002301
su doski hermano
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>>734997706
jaskdjaskdjakdsjk alto terremoto papu
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>>735018280
Share her Facebook
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>>735017909
>>735017954
>>735018495
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Another Chilean here, don't ask me things.
Aweonaos.
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>>735000064
fuck off manlet
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_3jtHTYfOQg
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>>735018009
>commieblocks
>commie
Actually a byproduct of neoliberalism, free market and Pinochet government's lack of centralized urban planing.
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Fuck off guys. Chile rules. Chile first world country. Chile is far better than all other "latinos". Chile is more european than europe. Chile invented the brown color.
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>>735019216
That's what we call them

In America
it's suburbs as far as the eye can see
1, 000, 000 dollar mortgages everyone
Just like god intended
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>>735019377
I was born in a Chilean slum and through hard work, old ladies being careless, and running fast, now I own my own mobile phone and 3 shoes, and I eat almost every day.
Thanks, Pinochet!

But actually I was born in a Chilean slum. The rest is a joke.
I don't have any shoes.
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>>735019722
>>735019722
You sound like a true national hero! Bachelet should receive you on La Moneda.
You could even get to work at some populated european square some day.
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i'm surprised this thread is still alive!
a lot of chileans here... ahora con su permiso me voy a fumar un cañito!
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>>735009578
ITT: chilean OP who thinks that shite they distill can be anything close to pisco. And no the historical records are not on your side. Enjoy your open sore copper mine testicle cancer OP.
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>>735019891
>a lot of chileans here
Nido dot org went down, that's why.
And it's too bad because it went down right when I was delivering the only digital copies of this so called "comic" in existence.
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>>735001041
>Malpaso
que wea te pasa
>>734999501
it's Mistral, anon
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>>735019856
wtf are you talking about?
THIS is the real face of a chilean hero!
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>>735002301
en viña tambien si se puede :3
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>>735004867
Viña>>>>Valpo
prove me wrong
pro tip: you can't
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Saquense uno en puente asalto mejor eeh
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>>735020343
Viña del mar >>flaites y fachos santiaguinos
Valparaíso >> prostitutas y artistas fracasados
prove me wrong
pro tip: you can't
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>>735008274
there are far better whores here tbh
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>>735009191
this tbh, nowadays there's more hate for haitians because there's been too many inmigrants these last years

but peruvians are bros
and bolivians are whiny cunts
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>>735020343
Viña = Valpo
There is absolutely no difference whatsoever. They are one and the same.
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>>735020627
>"post a pic of a traditional chilean hooker, i never saw one..."
TRADITIONAL not the best, not the hottes, not the sexier... just a "traditional" hooker...
STFU anon
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>>735020670
>>735020343
Valdivia = über alles
Sure, Viña>Valpo (marginally) but who cares. Valdivia is the greatest city ever, not only in Chile.
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>>734997706
A cuanto tan los pitos donde vives
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>>735013968
>the only tier places there are vina del mar and valparaiso.
sorry but you're wrong
I'm from viña and while it's the coolest of the "big cities" from Chile, the southern partof the country / Patagonia is fucking amazing and pretty fun and easy to explore
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>>735021060
$4500G LETALES
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>>734997706
Yea, why did you guys copy our flag?
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>>735020983
What are the best places to eat in Valdivia? I stopped there once with my parents for lunch when driving to the south. We ate at the downtown and it was kind of a disappointing experience.
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>>735021337
Tan barato? Ahonde vivi?
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>>735020517
>Viña del mar >>flaites y fachos santiaguinos
flaites come from Quilpue or the border areas tbh
>>735020670
kek

>>735020983
I went to Valdivia two summers ago, and yes, it's far better than any of these Central zone cities
>dat craft beer
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>>735021472
Cafe Haussmann
Bunker (isla Teja)
for seafood just go to Niebla, it's a nice ride
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>>735021523
provincia pues mijo!!
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>>735021679
not that anon, pero donde po :(
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>>735021679
Ah pa mi que son 4500 a la basura puro porro pa haya
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>>735021369
Look out, cabros! It's Texas!

>>735021472
Avoid tourist traps, eat regular food.
If you go to German joints it's a gamble, but it's a gamble that often pays off.
Or just get drunk on the amazing German beer and then eat whatever. You're gonna throw up anyway.
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Bump limit.
QEPD thread :'C
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>>735021813
i don't care what you think... :D
la buena vida en el campo csm.... rico wn oooooh
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>>735022197
> QEPD
> not RIP
kys
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>>735022277
>>735022222
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