ITT: We all have secrets Share your deepest secrets!

I am still sleeping with my plush tiger, even though I have a company, a loving wife, and 2 child.

8799 is the pin number of my bank card.

>>734990238
I have fucked with my step sister. She was drunk, I was horny. Still embarrassed next to her

i dream of fucking someone to death

>>734990948
Dude this is weird. Actually to death?

I have fucked my best friend his girlfriend multiple times in the past few months and I haven't told anyone. Should I /b?

>>734991532

Probably not, no..

>>734991532
Don't. But a greentext would be great

I am actually wanking next to my sleeping wife right now

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>>734990238
My wife and I recently rented a new house. It's a very competitive market so this was our last option. We saw the property manager and everything seemed good. She (the manager) called my wife and said something went wing with our application and we wouldn't get the house if we didn't fix it. My wife commutes so her leaving wasn't an option. I left work to meet her and fix whatever was wrong. When I got there, the paperwork seemed to be in order, but the manager said it wasn't good enough and we wouldn't get the house. She said if I did something for her she would make it work. So I ended up eating her pussy and ass for at least a half hour and then fucking her on the kitchen counter. She is not attractive, she is 25 years older than me, and I didn't enjoy it. My wife is cooking dinner right now, right on the spot I fucked that old lady and it breaks my heart. I feel like my wife should know. Am I a piece of shit?

>>734990926
Did she know? If she did, toy should do it on the regular now. Stop being beta.

If she didn't know. Well... hope you got some wins for us ;)

fooled around with 14 yr old boy

>>734992270
Post pic of wife

>>734991532
>>734991754
This

>>734992445
No, true alpha males do what they have to do

>>734992447
She does know for sure. It happened 4-5 years ago.

Still can't really look into her eyes

>>734992445
I feel like your wife should know. You did what you had to but it was still wrong. I have to say to make my wife happy I would probably have done the same thing

>>734992445
You did stand up for the future of your wife and children. Soliders dont tell their wifes how they killed and tortured the enemy for the safety of their country.
Carry this secret with honor solider, you are a real man

When I was in 2nd grade I used to go to the bathroom with a friend and we would show eachother our dicks underneath the stall. I guess we were curious.

My back hurts really fucking bad every moment of my life

>>734992751
Why not see a specialist?

>>734992445
It's alright man. Don't tell your wife. It will be used as a reason for her to cheat on you in the future all the while making it look like it was your fault. Live with it. it was just eating pussy and ass. You will get over it in the next few days.

>>734992839
This. It will only end in a train wreck

>>734992541
I won't. I made a promise: Never posting me or my relatives, my wife on /b/

For logical reasons

>>734992812
Kinda afraid to, it's expensive and I'm already in a lot of debt so I kinda just suck it up

>>734992445
dude you can pull a pretty big fucking law suite here

>>734992705
>4-5 years ago.
Wtf man. Get over it.

>>734992937
Fair enough. I wouldn't either

>>734992958
That's how I feel about my health problems, we're all gonna die some way

>>734992937
logic was just posted

>>734992958
do some yoga. Watch YouTube videos on yoga. It helps. Cheapest option to get relived of pain.

>>734993076
Yeah sometimes ignorance is bliss

>>734993183
Ill check it out, I've actually considered going to a class or something but never went through with it

>>734992445
Man up dude. You had to do what you needed to to provide.

>>734993292
It really helps. I have a back problem too. Berber had to go to a doctor just doing yoga. I know /b tards will call it bulshit bit its true.

>>734993200
What makes it ignorant though? I just don't want my parents to worry and spend a lot of money on me

>>734993004
Not unless he recorded it, then it's he said, she said, and if she was ugly as fuck.... who would believe he would go through with it

I have everything I can have. Cars, hookers, drug. Still I'm alone

Everyday at work I go to the toilet at 12:15 and wank myself off. My colleagues call me "regular Ron" cos they think my shits are so on schedule. Worked here for 11 years now. Must of wanked over 2000 times in that shitter.

>>734993004
Except that's a huge beta male thing to do

>>734993004
>>734993636
I didn't record anything, and my wife would find out in a bad way.

>>734992739
>>734992839
>>734993311
So the consensus is, take it to the grave, don't tell the wife.

>>734994523
This

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>>734994523
You can tell bros though and have a laugh ;)

>>734990238

I am a girl crazy dude- have fucked over 150 chicks in the last 10yrs...

but I am also a panty wearing cock sucker who routinely services worthy men...sucked over 150 cocks and been fucked dozens of times in the last 10yrs...no one has a clue I am a lingerie wearing cumslut.

using my sis as a cum dumpster for some time now.
i put several sleeping pills in her drink before she goes to sleep (i know what amount is not too much), and i can do whatever i want with her.
never did penetrate her cuz she would notice in the morning for sure, but rubbed my cock, touched her and cummed on her face, lips, tits.... you name it.
it took me a while to find a way to please my sick mind and my obsession with her but this is going great for 6 months now.

Sometimes when my nieces stay at my place I let them shower with me

>>734991532
>best friend his girlfriend

this is one of the few times id argue for the importnce of grammar, did you mean your "best friend's girlfriend" or your "best friend, and his girlfriend"

sorry just a little confusing

>>734995738
You have said this before

>>734995869
Yea yesterday too... Nothing new to tell?

I'm about to go hang myself, wish me luck.

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>>734995869
Almost everyone on /b has

>>734990948
serbian movie

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I like muscular women. I want to be dominated by one.

>>734995869
>>734995976
my life is not that exciting currently, sry.

sucked my brothers dick to completion 3 times in one night when we drunk a few years ago and I loved it no #nohomo

>>734996353
how old?

>>734996046
Just kys already dude. No one will care.

>>734996046
good luck! i know someone who tried to hang themselves but failed and now they are pretty much a vegetable who requires 24/7 care

>>734996515
I was around 15-16, him 3 years older

>>734996776
homo

my sexuality has made almost a completel 180 in the past 10 years, it used to be that i only watch lesbian porn and any dick would immediately turn me off, then got ok with some dick showing, then full view, then eventually a little bit of yaoi, then about half straight half yaoi, now i look at yaoi more than anything and the only females i look at in porn are lolis (lolis were my first fetish when i was 12) and i would honestly rather have a boyfriend than a girlfriend now and would fucking worship the cock

i also have a newer fantasy of wanting to be a trap

>>734996353
#AbsolutelyHomo

>>734996982
Too much /b. Get out for the sake of your sanity.

>>734990238
I killed a Reno just to see him die...

>>734990238

I want to find a couple and role play with them as my parents and having sex with the mom. Either through a cuckolding situation, or drunken celebration gone astray, or "family game night" like the good old days playing twister, except now son is grown and hot and he's pressing his manhood right into his mom's ass because of some lucky spins.

... I had really shitty, unattractive parents growing up and was mostly raised by my grandparents. I'm 24 and been stuck in relationships since freshman year of college so I'm running out of time before i look older and this not only becomes sad and pathetic but unrealistic. I don't even know how to begin and I don't want to cheat but I think about it pretty much every day.

>>734997180
im afraid the damage has already been done, i consider it the better path though, it seems i was succeptible to "Gayification" so its better im a faggot on /b/ than the sjws getting me and making me a fucking fairy

>>734996982

Similar, but I want to have a cute trappy bf.

Where you live hun?

>>734997370
let me remind you its a fantasy, i am nowhere near cute and trappy and i need to get my life on track before i can work on that

in reality im an overweight loser who dreams of not being such an overweight loser

>>734997370
>>734996982
Who needs tinder when you have /b

my friends car tried to finger me in the back of my mom

>>734992445
would you feel guilty and piece of shit if you actually enjoyed fucking her?

>used to torture and kill frogs
>sucked dicks and received dicksucking in 2nd grade with group of friends
>fucked two dogs in 4 year span. one male one female (started with peanut butter than penetration)
>Had intimate relationship with stepsister and molested her in her sleep
>been with men from craigslist
also more shit that i just cant say

Im 16 Years old and feel like i Love Every 2nd Girl i see and talk with but im Too Ugly to Escape from the friendzones

>>734997962
Fucking pedo cars

>>734998366
>dubs
>pusses out

i demand a recall of those dubs

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>>734990238
I don't have any fucking secrets
like what? what kind of degenerate has shit they can't tell people?

>>734998502
nah those dubs are mine

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>>734998482
Congratulations on joining almost 70% other men.

>>734998694
You must be fun at parties.

>>734998321
I'm sure I would feel worse. Not like I didn't cum but I didn't enjoy it either.

i go on /b/.

>>734998807
I don't go to parties

>>734998694
people that have reasons not to tell people shit? if i told the people i know that im a pedophile i would not only be disowned but lose every person i care about

as for non degenerates there's always something that makes people look down on you be it pissing in the sink or being gay or an atheist or something like that

>>734998936
I can tell dude. I can tell.

When I was 15-16 I gave oral sex to a 9yo girl on several occasions

>>734998936
I don't either but you seem like you wouldn't be fun at them if you did go.

>>734990238
I tried to kill myself 4 years ago.

>>734999115
ok

>>734999069
i beat you she was 5 and i was 16. she started it by grinding on me and moved to my face. pretty sure she was abused

fbi here. dont mind me

>>734999295
0/10

i make up secrets and post them on secrets thread.
also i did 9/11

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>>734990238
Is having sex with dogs a big problem if the average person found out?

Asking for a friend.

>>734999458
0/11

>>734998853
You don't have to worry about it then.
You're a loyal motherfucker, you did what you had to do. You didn't do it out of cheating, you had to. So stop feeling guilty about it and go bang your wife.

>>734999518
first of all that huskys vagina has some sort of infection 10/10 would use a condom. and to your question i imagine the average person would be disgusted and tell whomever they could

>>734999677
my dubs confirm these dubs

>>734999552
Thanks bro. I may just do that.

>>734999696
Thats sperm dude

>>734999849
thats not pee its squirt

Me 27, Wife 23, my best Buddy 20

Having a treesome...after my wife sleeps, i sucked the Dick from my buddy. Then ride him. He cums in me and after that, he licks me clean.

>>734999696
>>734999696
there's very few transerable diseases between species

>>734990763
Pin code isn't 5 digit?

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i fuck this bitch every saturday,she got some crazy moves and dat ass in FUCKING UNREAL.
i feel like with paid whores that are this hot and fuck this good i dont really need love or a gf a anything

im probably trans and i cant deal with it at all.

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>>735001278

>>735001339
>im probably a tiger and cant deal with it at all

>>734990238
I find my wife's co-worker more attractive than my wife. Have even jerked off to pics of her cleavage many, many times.

I secretly want to get thrown into a white van and be gang raped and turned into a cum dumpster an entire night (or weekend) by thug niggas (preferably with big and thick dicks) when going out for a jog in my skin tight stretchy clothes. I'd be locked and wearing a pink thong underneath.
I'm a guy though.

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>>735001525
>>735001339
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I'm a tall, hairy, muscular alpha looking guy with severe social anxiety, which has slowly made me become a cuck into femdom.

>>735001674
proof or btfo

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>>735001462
t.18 year old virgin

>>735001278

Con nalgas como esas, ¿quien necesita novia?

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>>735001810
t. zoo-nigger-phile

took the life of a homeless(?) person during a vacation in Spain back in 1999, never heard anything more about it

>>735002061
>>735002061
what does it feel?
what weapon?

>>735001938
straight up my peruvian friendo,that pic doesnt make her ass justice,she got 10/10 hips,if she wasnt a fucking whore i would marry her without hesitation

I'm fucking my bf's friend and we've both started to catch feelings

>>735002363
Are you girl or guy? Greentext first time

>>735002185
i had a bad breakdown a short while after i arrived back from the vacation but never told a soul about it. a rock.

>>734992505
Out of curioisty what's your name age location and ssn? I promise I won't forward to the fbi

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>>735002016
>got rekt
>got no mo to say than post dem monkey pics,somehow believing that im from da fabela country
go beat that noodle kid

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>>735002696

My friend lives alone and usually I ask her if I can go to her house while she's at class just to fap to her used panties.

>>734997563
stop being a faggot and go to the gym/doctor and stop dreaming. if you're going to be a trap qt dont be a lazy piece of shit one. then you're literally useless.

I like to get drunk and expose my girlfriend

>>735002623

why did you do it?

>>735003039
do it here

>>735003039

How?

>>735002599
Girl and I'm on mobile

>>735003054
>>735003147
I don't know. I think i like to risk, to feel in someone's hands. I don't really know. And no, i'm not going to do it here

My gf and I connect very good on the psychological level and have similar tastes, but our sex life with my girlfriend sucks. It's boring and plain af.
So I'm living sexually frustrated for the last 2 years (1st year was alright) but I don't want to break up with her because it's very rare to find someone who's perfect for you on a psych level; also, it'd really break her.

So, yeah .. Sucks.
Porn gets me by.

>>735003198
Giving out everything i have of her

>>735001574
What does her cleavage look like?

ready!
https://youtu.be/01mGjXIO7m0

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>>735003222
tits or gtfo
also youre ruining 2 relationships good job.

>>735003038
i live on the side of a mountain in the middle of WV with no car

nearest civilization is miles away, and if i walk through the mountain who knows what kind of wrong turn redneck hunter might find me and do god knows what to me, i need to get my life on track THEN i will get my body on track

I work myself to the bone and keep myself constantly busy because I'm terrified of having to accept the fact that I'm unhappy.

>>735003328
ask her to do shit you're in to. Shes a woman in love, she'll comply. I dated a girl once who was boring as fuck until I realized I was just being boring as fuck. Wehn i started getting aggressive she started taking it aggressively

>>735003420
Lol I have my reasons

>>735003502
Calisthenics. Stop making excuses. Health is wealth. If your mind and body are on track, the world around it will follow suit. Not the other way around. External consequences are too unstable and erratic. The out follows the in. I believe in you future qt trap.

I have a good career but im a raging alcholic when i get home and i seclude myself so no one knows

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>>735003762
you're a woman naturally selfish we get it.

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>>735003514
keep at it man, i am just barely handicapped enough to basically bar me from making a career out of the one thing i enjoy doing and its slowly eating away at whatever will to live i have remaining, im probably going to kill myself by the age of 30

混乱

What are you gonna do?

>>735003913

Annoying thing is, I chose a career that is incredibly tough to break into or make money from (music, but not a musician).

Sometimes it feels like I'm smacking my head against a brick wall, and that I'll never actually reach the next level. I've made a TONNE of progress but It's never enough. I'm always looking at the next goal.

I cant sleep well when I start thinking about death...

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>>735003420
Can't get it flip but here ya go

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>>735004198

Dat wordt een lunch bij Truus dan.

>>734990238
did some sexual acts when i was very little with my cousins. they were both male

tasted my own shit once because i was horny. was really sweet and spicy because i ate a lot of candy and hot cheetos beforehand. found it amusing but gross

pissed on myself and drank some multiple times

used my parents lube to jack off but only because i couldnt find any other

fapped my cat once for a min and almost sucked it but got grossed out/ashamed

can't think of anything else besides something bad i'm ashamed of and I find hard to control but i will be working to correct my behavior as best as i can

>>735004198
if you stop thinking and start doing (killing yourself) you will sleep better than you ever have before

>>735004198

Oh dude. I've suffered from this for years. Death is a scary thing, especially if, like me, you don't believe in an afterlife.

It takes a little time, but you'll come to terms with it. Mostly, what helps me is knowing that I don't WANT to be here forever, and that by the time I'm gone, I won't have any knowledge of any of this. I won't even exist, so I won't miss it or be sad I'm dead.

Like I said, it takes a while to get your head around but once you do you'll be okay.

I slept with my sister one New Year's.

Yes, she's a full blood sister. No, nothing's happened between us since.

>>735004241
you should make your bf fuck you with the others cum inside,

>>735004473

Did you/she enjoy it?

>>734990238
A relative called me for a ride home from a house party after cops showed up. I was 19, she was 15. She was super drunk (moving but totally incoherent) and didn't want her strict parents to know. Anyway I had my way with her.

>>735004473
>>735004563

Also how the fuck does that even happen?

I'm so sorry for killing your daughter Judy. The snow was so slick.

I have herpes. It's not that bad but telling new sexual partners is.

>>735004445
Yeah I dont try yo think much about it but always remeber how easy os for people that believe in afterlife

I jerk off to pretty much anything. Anime, furry, regular porn, you name it. But I don't jerk off to like cheese pizza, or gore or anything like that.

>>735004788

I had a scare recently with this same STI.

>>735004563
She just kept moaning "oh god yes oh god oh god give it to me yes oh god" so I don't know. She could well have just been reciting lines memorized by porn as far as I could possibly know. I had a blast, so whatever.
>>735004621
We were both phenomenally drunk. She felt the need to take her shirt off. I felt the need to take the rest of her clothes off for her. It just happened.

I'm really confused about my sexuallity. Ive been attracted to guys before I believe. And ive fapped to GP before. But today I was thinking about it and I was repulsed by the thought of sucking. It really depends on my mood. idk what do y'all anons think

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>>735004881
>cheese pizza

>>735004833

It's a nice little lie to tell yourself. But as far as I'm concerned, that's all it is.

You value your life a lot more when you know it's going to end.

My wife and me payed a cute 15 year old with acne (probably a junky) $100 to fuck around with both of us in our king sized bed. She was always walking by our house to the bustop across our house and would ask for a couple dollars for food every once in a while. I eventually struck up a conversation and hinted that she could make a lot more money. She emediately understood. My wife would be devistated if anyone knew.

>>735004967

Pic? No need to include face, just curious to see what you were working with :)

>>735004525
I have. One time I had him eat my pussy when he he got home from work and his friend had came inside me just a few hours before

>>735005102
did he noticed? no chance of pussy here? qt

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>>735005009
<insert cp joke here>

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>>734990238
my sister licked my balls when i jerked off when we were younger. i was 11 she was 8

we did this several times

>>735003222
Do it anyway.

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>>735005372

I'm 35 and madly in love with my friend's 15 year old daughter.

>>735005438
me too

>>735005041
Green text us?

I've have both the clap and gonorrhea, given both to a dozen girls. Got them both from girls I actually trusted and not the one night stands or sluts. Totally caught me off guard, should've been more careful. Oh and my gf at the time got the clap since I cheated.

>>734990238

Last week I met an Asian chick at a thrift store. Her bra was like 2 sizes too big and she wore a low cut top. Nice little titties just out there for me to peek at.
I struck up a conversation and found out that Wednesdays are her day off. Hoping to "run into" her tomorrow at the same place.
I know what she drives (stalker much?) so I'll know if she's there. But this time I won't be wearing my wedding ring.
And if she asks, I'll tell her about how the marriage isn't working out, etc. I'll wing it.
Either I'll play it off, or I'll fuck it up.
I'll ask her out to lunch. She'll probably say no anyway. But I'm gonna give it the old college try. Maybe I'll plow that sweet middle-aged slinkytitted Asian ass. Maybe I won't. (Okay I probably won't.)

Either way, my wife has no idea.

>>735004788
mouth or dick

>>734992505
Greentext please!

>>735005405
Hahahah dude. Man this thread is bringing back memories. My sister and her friend(f) used to play with me in the walk-in closet when I was like 8 and she was 13ish?

>>735005494
Correction. I've had*

>>735005041

Where do you live?

Cuz I'd like to find this 15yo and have a go at her myself.

...wait...

What size are her tits?

i am currently on porn sites searching for images of people pissing inside other people

>hentai only ofc real porn is disgusting

>>734992445
Tell her. Explain why you did it and how ashamed you are. Ask for forgiveness. If you do not get it, forgive yourself.

I don't really have any secrets...

>>735005622
what did they do to you?

I'm waiting to hear back about a blood test that will tell me if I have an STD that could ultimately cause my death. If positive my life will change, but the scary thing is if negative, my life probably won't

>>735005198
If he did, he didn't say anything. I can't take a pussy pic now but I have a few saved

>>735005855
You sick fuck

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>>735005912
bring on bae

>>735005855
I mean there is stuff about me I don't really talk about but there are no secrets

>>735005860
Sucked me off and played with me. Had me touch them back etc. Kissing their asses was a big one which obviously progressed to licking.

>>734994523
Don't listen to us. They call us /b/tards for a reason. We are like one step *above* retarded. Do what your conscience instructs you to do.

>>735006065
tell things you would not tell yo mama

>>734995463
You are raping her, Mr. Cosby.

I enjoy being blackmailed...

>>734995463
Ages?

>>735006354
so post some lewd picture or I hack you and kill your mama

>>735005462
Feelsbadman.jpg

When I was 12 me and my best friend at the time used to jerk off together. He was 11. I'm not gay but it was pretty weird.

>>735006354
>>735006402
Lol yeah. Post a pic of yourself.

>>735001574
You made a commitment to your wife. When you disrespect her like this, you are disrespecting yourself.

I botught dozens donald duck vintage t-shirts lot on ebay

>>735006402

Too late. I saw one of those threads the other day and didn't post I'm it, so she died in her sleep that night.

>>734990238
I want to kill all my friends slasher style. One by one.

>>735005097
Sorry, no chance that's happening. I'm just not comfortable with destroying multiple lives at once. But if you need a wank image, she's about 5'5", small frame, just barely chubby, B-cup. Smile like a goddess and (I found out) moan like a whore.

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>>735006612

>>734996353
Saw this on /hm/ lol

>>735003514
Start meditating. The Bhuddha attained enlightenment while sitting under a Bhodi tree doing nothing.

>>735006493
personally i find the biggest sign of respect is to abstain from cheating when you are attracted to another

attraction isnt a choice and he cants *not* be attracted to her, but the fact that he controls himself is a great thing

the commitment wasnt to never be attracted to anyone else, it was to not fuck somebody else

My girlfriends older sister is a nurse in school to be a doctor. At one point I was having pains in my balls and it got brought up at her house one day while we were spending the weekend with them.

The next morning my gf goes out shopping with their mom and I am alone with her sister. I get one of my groin pains and she offers to check me out to see if she can see what's wrong. At first I was hesitant but she assured me it would be fine and she wouldn't tell anyone. And it beats going to a dr and paying for it (this health care system, amirite?) She examines my balls and says everything checks out but that it might be my prostate and offers to give me the ole finger in the butt to check it out. She tells me I can do it bent over but it's easier to locate if I lay on my back with my legs up. So I do and while doing this I get a little chubby. She laughs and says I must like butt play and says not to be embarrassed. I shrug it off and say it doesn't bother me which for some reason makes me get harder....like rock hard. She gives me a "I'm down if u are" look and next thing i know she is blowing me and I bust in her mouth. Nothing has happened since and we never mentioned it again. This was two or so years ago.

I was possessed by voodoo once

My housemate and his girlfriend just finished fucking. I heard everything.

From start to finish, he lasted 7 minutes. I time it because it makes me laugh knowing that such an arrogant, self-obsessed pretty boy can't hold his shit together as long as I can.

>>735003558
She loves me but I'm into facials, facefuck, pulling hair, cumming in mouth, and she hates all that... It's frustrating...
She lets me cum in her mouth when she gives me bj, but only from time to time. And only VERY rarely has let me give her a facial.
Facefuck is completely beyond her considering and from time to time I pull her hair, but only when the sex looks to be going very well.

So , yeah, it's frustrating. Plus, she's really into fashion but never puts it in practice, which is annoying.

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I fap to Ann Coulter

Made my mother give me a ride to a real bad hood so I score heroin. I got her to do it by saying they had all my I.D's and would come to the house and kill us. I thought she was gonna have a nervous breakdown but I was so fucking dopesick and had to be at work. I felt like the biggest piece of shit for doing it

>>735006142
Nothing people can't guess.. I look at amateur softcore porn sometimes.. I sometimes masturbate... nothing that crazy. i like candid porn mostly.

I hurt myself sometimes when I feel bad, mostly because I just hate myself and punishing myself makes me feel better..

I like to wear dresses and women's clothing. (my mom knows about this but we don't really talk about it too much)

>>735007000
trips

and you need to get better at fucking dude, also work out problem solved shell let you do anything you want to do

and stop watching fucking porn it makes shit worse

>>735007173
>Nothing people can't guess.. I look at amateur softcore porn sometimes.. I sometimes masturbate... nothing that crazy. i like candid porn mostly.
check the TV series GIGOLOS

>>734991532
Yes. I advise that you tell all of your friends and family as soon as possible. Its for your own good anon. Trust me.

>>735006506
i'm jelly

This crazy/retarded kid raped a girl in 9th grade in the band room then bragged to me and two other people about it. It went to trial and his lawyer had her crying on the stand and saying she made it up when she didn't.

I never said anything because she shot me down and I was spiteful. After that she started a downward spiral that ended up with her being murdered by some illegal immigrant and thrown in a ditch on the side of a back road.

I don't know if me saying anything would have changed the course of her life but it certainly couldn't have hurt

>>735006402
>>735006463
Not in this way

>>735007433
In what way?

>>735007033
There are those who don't? Imagine the foot job from those flippers.

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>>735007482
You should get me drunk. Then start asking things about my girlfriend

>>734992445
You did what you had to do Anon. Forget about it and move on. Never tell your wife.

I also fapped to Michele Bachman and wrote a fanfic about going back in time to fuck her

>>735004992
I think you were molested as a child.

My gf make me cum in/on her mother's heel and then she suck all from it, someone else do the same?

>>735007283
this or shes fucking complacent and being selfish and doesn't realize that it's a two-way street. if she doesn't appreciate you enough to do some pretty basic shit with you in bed, then I can only imagine what kind of ball-vicing she'll be trying to pull in a couple years.

>>735004992
You watch too much porn you idiot

I recently ended my relationship of 6 years with my girlfriend, and I was looking for some pussy so I started talking to this one girl.

I said everything she wanted to hear until she fell in love with me, because I missed the feeling of someone being in love with you like I had with my ex.
I do not have very strong feelings for this girl at all, but she is head.over.fucking.heels in love with me now, and I am not quite sure how to break things off with her because she's one of those suicidal, self harming girls that you try to avoid like the plague.

She's fucking amazing in bed though

>>735004241
why are your tits so sweaty

>>735007931
be honest "i love fucking you but I was really just coping with my relationship ended. If we keep doing what we're doing, it'll be a fucking mess in a few months from now when I resent you and you feel confused and unloved."

>>735005736
Grand Rapids, MI
Her tits were smallish with really pink nipples- I remember.
This was like 7 years ago. She couldn't suck dick good, but it was definitely an awesome experience.

>>734992958
Try stretching it out a lot and doing some low intensity back exercises the strength gain may help! Helped me

>>735008075
cause her bf's buddy was just sucking on them

>>735005102
I would literally kill a bitch for this.

>>734990238
My dick is 10in but am beta af...

>>735007283
I don't disagree but it's not that easy.

>get better at fucking
I think I fuck just fine. I don't think that's the problem.
>work out
This is probably the problem, the physical part.
I'm short and, well, skinny.
Haven't been able to go to the gym yet because I have no money to pay for it yet. When I start working, I will.
Other than that, I do have the looks (face, hair) and confidence, but yes, I do reckon my body is flat af.

But, like, she's probably a 7/10 either as I reckon I am . If I get fit, to be honest, she'll be way below my league. And I'm not being a selfish asshole, it's just the way I think it is.
And then , will that be good or bad? Will it benefit or harm the relationship?
Kind of a conundrum.

I am about to start the next incident.

>>734992445
Did you get the house or not?

>>735008444
fucking killing it with these trips dude, your story is our story. Get hotter than her, stay with her though. That's waifu status right there. Especially if you have a a good emotional/intellectual connection. Dont let a bitch get in the way of you being your best self. On that, Im going to the gym.

>>735008444
>im kinda short and skinny

Are you kidding me? Short start to look ripped much quicker than tall people, and being skinny means you could cut easier when you get muscle. It is a good idea to bulk up when working out.

>Haven't been able to go to the gym yet because I have no money to pay for it yet

Fuck no. That's not an excuse. You already have a gym right below your feet - the floor. Do some bodyweight exercises and buy a $20 door pullup bar.

Before you start working out, research your shit. I HIGHLY recommend reading this first http://scoobysworkshop.com/beginning-workout-plan/ and watching this guys vids. He's gay and he knows his shit.

>>735008391
All you have to do is wear loose shorts with diamond dick and chicks would turn their heads. Would be great for your self esteem.

>>734990238
I fooled around with my older female cousin when I was around 10 years old. Basically we'd be at our grandparents house, and she'd convince me to play 'house' with her. Eventually we'd pretend that it was bedtime and climb into bed together and turn the lights out. For some reason we'd then start kissing and groping each other. When we'd put the lights back on we'd act like nothing had happened. She was a year older.

This probably happened like four or five times and eventually my grandparents died, so we never really saw each other again while growing up. Now that we're adults though it's always awkward as fuck whenever I see her at some kind of family get together. I always imagine that she must remember it as well, and its embarrassing.

>>735009368
What did you think was happening at the time? Like what did you think you think you and her were doing?

>>735008706
Haha, yeah, looks like it's a good day for trips.

Thanks for the advice, man. I know she's great, that's why I'm still with her. I guess she's worth it.

Good luck in your life.

>>735009219
>Are you kidding me? Short start to look ripped much quicker than tall people, and being skinny means you could cut easier when you get muscle. It is a good idea to bulk up when working out.

True. I guess the lazy part of me got over the willing part that wants to put some effort into this.

>Fuck no. That's not an excuse. You already have a gym right below your feet - the floor. Do some bodyweight exercises and buy a $20 door pullup bar.

Before you start working out, research your shit. I HIGHLY recommend reading this first http://scoobysworkshop.com/beginning-workout-plan/ and watching this guys vids. He's gay and he knows his shit.

Yeah, that's true. Will look into all that, thanks.

>>735009478
I don't even remember, it was like instinct I guess.

>>735009758
You think she'd want to fuck you?

My sister used to blackmail me for everything all the time. One day she told me to go buy her a pizza slice or its no xbox that day (parents werent home and since she is older they always trusted her and not me so she could do anything). So i said fuck it i best get it over with,i took the exact 1.5$ for the pizza and went off. Im good at fucking things up when im nervous. I mean,what if something happens and i cant play xbox that day? "calm down there is nothing to fuck up its a slice of fucking pizza just bring it". I buy the pepperoni pizzashe asked for,cold sweat kicks in,i have 10 feet till my house and my sweet xbox. The pizza fucking slides out of the paper and drops face down on the floor .FUCK i had ONE thing to do and i messed it up. I picked the pizza off the filthy concrete ,half of the pizza remained on the fucking floor,i put it back into paper and brought it to my sis. She ate it,i played xbox,never told her. When she asked where all the pepperoni were,i said i dont know (they were on the sidewalk)

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>>735006006
Booty

My dick is about the same size as GG allins

got elected POTUS last year and still spending most of the day shitposting on /b/

>>735007708
Yep. I need to get over that
>>735007871
True I'm pretty deep in the shota hole

Overfapping for the last 15 years has given me porn-induced ED.

Dick becomes loose as soon as I try to put it in

>>735010185
She's married now and has a kid, so I doubt it. At the time though I got the impression that she definitely liked it. I was just way too young and shy to do anything.

A couple of times I remember her leading me to the bathroom afterwards and locking the door behind us, she's sit on the edge of the bath while looking and smiling at me, which obviously meant something looking back now. But like I said, I was just too young and way too naive to act on it, or even recognize it at the time. I'd just find it awkward and make some excuse to leave.

>>735007871
No I felt this well before o start ed consuming a ridiculous amount of porn

>>734990238
I dropped the screw in the tuna

>>734990238

I have used coercion tactics to sleep with approximately 20 women. These instances account for over 2/3rds of my partners. The most innocent involved simply convincing a good friends drunk gf it was a good idea to let me fuck her. The worst was using blackmail tactics to make a girl my sex slave for approximately 6 months before I grew tired of her and turned over the evidence. Open to questions. Not telling stories I'm on mobile that shit would take too long.

>>735011232
Same.
Mines rock hard and ready to go, but if it isn't stimulated, it gives up hope that anything is gonna happen in about 3-4 minutes time, and then there's no getting it back. I realize that's bc I only fire it up for porn, and when I dim as soon as it's hard I'm punching the clown, then however much time I have to edge it stays up, but then as soon as I cum, it's over and I immediately put it away.

So, that, transposed into an actual sex scenario, makes for terrible form.

>>735003279
>bf is my 1st and only partner but we want a 3some
>gets friend to agree
>only other dick I've seen and his friends is way bigger
>we go on having 3somes for a while
Months later
>my fave open star adds me back on snap and after chatting, says he wants to fuck me if possible
>relationship is pretty honest so I tell bf and hes upset
>my punishment is no more 3somes
>his dick is not big and sex is boring at this point
>I normally snap his friend pics saying he should ask my bf to come over for a 3some
>bf keeps saying no
>I need dick
>snap his buddy to come over
>is at my door in 15 minutes
>hands all over the second hes in the door
>fucks super hard and rough and makes me call him daddy
>came all over his dick and he busted inside me
>kissed goodbye and went about my day

>>735011897
*fave Porn star

>>734994038
Doesn't everyone jerk off at work? I thought that's why we but smartphones.

>>735011897
We've become friends since and fuck when we get the chance but I'm starting to like him and I think he feels the same or at least thats what I'm getting from his messages

Used to finger my ex in her sleep all the time while we were together. I'd finger whichever hole was more exposed. Sometimes I'd even lick them and I'd always masturbate while doing all of this and cum either on her ass or pussy.

>>734990238
i'm 35 fucking a 21 year old and i'm so messed up in the head i'm still fucking pining for the one who got away when i was 25 and had a multi year health spell.

I'm a veteran and I'm solely responsible for the death of 7 people (that I know of). It doesn't keep me up at night.

>>734992445
I agree that you did what you had to do and you are a fucking man because of it. You seriously shouldn't feel guilty. Don't tell her. Good job tho

One time I went to bed without finishing my vegetables.

>>735011897
I've seen you in soc. Who is your favorite make pornstar (in gonna assume Chad white or James deen)? Do you like anal or DP? Are we ever gonna see what you look like, or could I follow your SC stories? (No interest in ruining your life, and I'm in a relationship so no interest in fucking you. Just wanna fap if you end up posting sex stories like some of my,other SC friends.)

>>735007554
It would be like fucking a science class display skeleton.

>>735003328
I was exactly where you were and broke up at the end of the second year. Not worth it, but to be fair she just wasn't trying anymore in any aspect of our relationship.

>>735012813
like having sex with a bag of antlers

>>735012660
>>735012660
I fucking hate James Deen lol his name is Damon Dice . I love anal and dp lmao and I don't like sharing my snap on /b/ but I'm gonna post in soc tonight

>>735008075
Prolly iced dem nippys

>>735012660
And my sex snap is premium($10) I only post promo pics on my regular one

>>734996353
did you laugh the whole time because it was such a funny joke?

>>735011232
I have this too anon, spent a few years basically celibate due to some mental issues. Jackin it multiple times a day to weirder and weirder porn basically made it so that i couldn't cum unless i was jerking off on her face while thinking about some impossible scenario. Now i have a gf again and Watching a little less porn, and more normal stuff when we're apart and basically just having sex more seem to be helping, its slowly getting better.

>>734992445
How are you such a pussy you actually went through with that? You know you could have found a different place, should have just told the bitch no and got some shittier place.

>>735013265
Haven't heard anyone call him their favorite but he seems cool. Deen is a Jew but he's funny and girls dog him.

And sweet! Can unjust expect to find it in one of the dirty SC threads? Are you gonna say who you are?

everyone percieve me as a straight guy, been fucking trannies and gay guys on and off for the last 10 years. currently in relationship with a woman going on for 3 years now, 2 months ago i fucked this thai guy i used to fuck before i met her, the relationship has not been going well the last year so i figured it wouldnt matter. always use protection, and now the relationship is stable. doesnt really bother me, think i might have some psychological issues regarding not feeling guilt or remorse for anything

>>735013347
Oh shit you're trying to get serious lol. I'll stick with the regular promo one and if I like what I see I'll join the premium

>>734990238

I fantasize about my mother in law.

Not just that, I've sneaked into her room to find her massive collection of sex toys.

I've busted a nut with her lace underwear wrapped around my cock, and I also took pictures of her whale tail while out on a family trip. I've also stolen nudes from her husband's phone.

Absolutely paranoid that everyone is trying to hurt or kill me. Also I don't know why, but I hate men and have no interest in talking or interacting with them. Thinking of talking to someone about this.

When I was 18, I got custody of my 14 year old sister for the express purpose of fucking her. Fucked her for 2 years before I got busted. By then, however, she was emancipated and I got away with only a restraining order that both of us ignore. I still fuck her.

>>735013875
So why haven't you fucked her yet? Is she single?

>>735013932
Well most people will hurt you if given the chance but I don't see how gender has anything to do with that. Just keep to yourself and don't trust anyone but your close friends.

>>735013624
He's hot lol and super sweet. And yup! Code word is peaches ;)

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here's a repost from yesterday I made.

Fucked a coworker who was in high school.

>>735014087
Well I think I have daddy issues. I have a horrible relationship with my father and I have no brothers. So I don't really have any good memories with men and I don't know how to talk to them.

>>735014079

No, the family unit is pretty close and drama free.

Though she came by my house a while back to get some mail and usually she leaves right after, but this time she stuck around, like, stalling or something.

To add, I got a new job a few months ago, a very physical one, so I went from softy to scarred pretty quick. Helps that I've put on some muscle too.

Idk, probably just imagining things

>>735008127

Smallish is good. But if that was 7 years ago, then she's 22 now, her tits are probably bigger, and she's probably more worn out than a Norwegian draft horse.