what mixes well with jager? >inb4 calling me a pussy i already

>>734981727
Cum

>>734981727
Cola and energy drinks.

Energy Drinks

The 'classic' is the Jagerbomb: Jager and redbull.

Tastes like ass imo.

>>734981727
I like jag and ginger ale, 7up is also a good choice.

>>734981727
Men's anuses because you're a faggot.

I like it with peppermint tea.

>>734981871
yup redbull or monster

>>734981727
root beer and lemon
heard it was called a deer skinner, but can't ever find a portioned recipe anywhere

>>734981727
Advocaat.

>>734981999
I drink it like that if I have a cold, jag or brandy.

>>734981727
so sip on the jager you piece of shit

>>734981727
redbull

>>734981727
Well it's black licorice flavored liquor, so I would choose something that would somewhat compliment that flavor somehow.

>>734981727
If you want something you can sip why did you get jager. Well either way coke and ice

>>734981727
Black cherry kool-aid

>>734981727

jägermeister + red bull.
it is the best even it it has no class.

>>734981727
Don't buy The Hermann Göring-Schnaps if you don't like it pure.

>>734981727
maple syrup, sounds stupid but try it omg its the best thing ever

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>>734982070
>skinner

Sipping shit with Jager will only guarantee a worse hangover. Mixing fluids other than water when drinking kills your stomach as is. Mixing other fluids, especially sugary ones, with Jager which is already sugary as shit, is a guaranteed bender.

Make "red headed sluts". Jager 1.5 oz, peach schnapps .5 oz, and cranberry juice. Ya can add a splash of coke to make a Lindsay Lohan.

>>734982400
this sounds interesting, ill check if i have any maple syrup around

>>734982067
Heart attack juice

>>734981727
pussy

jk i know nothing about alcohol

Only coca cola! Trust me i am alcoholic

I mix it with milk, it tastes great. Not trolling you can check it out

You could always make brandbil.

It's just jäger and raspberry soda. 4 cl of jäger (Or 2, depending of sice of glass, 4 if a pint) and the rest is raspberry soda. One of the first dinks I ever had

>>734981727
darkdog

>>734982524
update: tried jager and maple syrup, actually decent mixture, pretty sweet tho

>>734982842
Anyone who thinks that's a troll is an idiot. Lots of alcohols get mixed with milk if ya want it that way.

>>734982799
>Only coca cola!
This guy knows

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>>734982972

>>734982842
I mix vodka with mil and ice, it's pretty good, nice in late mornings if you have a problem

>>734981727

>Cranberry juice
>Cranberry red bull
>Dr. Pepper

>>734983119

Why not put in some kaluah and make it a white russian ?

>>734983119
Almost a payalyzer, just needs a splash of Pepsi.

>>734983041
Brandy Alexander will knock you on your ass

>>734983265
Paralyzer*

>>734983339
I love brandy, especially in eggnog.

redbull

>>734983261
For the price of kaluah in my shitty country I can get two bottles of decent vodka, so I'm cheap
>>734983265
I'll try that

>>734981727
kakao. dude trust me. In Winter Jäger + hot chocolate is the shit

>>734983544

Yeah okay, I can't remember the price here, but as far as I remember it's pretty decent

>>734983572
well it's june so pretty useless advice

>>734981727
red bull. the others are nasty w/ jaeger.
take it from a guy who destroyed much of his life with that shit.

>>734983789
yeah so you'll be dead next winter or what

you're all retards, A&W rootbeer

>>734983789
In the Southern Hemisphere June=winter

>>734981727
>what mixes well with jager?
More Jager. And blow. And weed. And whores/skanks.

>>734982799
coca cola is good with fernet also

>>734982842
sounds good, have you tried it with cream?

Is there anyone who likes to drink home alone like me? Am i becoming an alcoholic?

>>734985381

I like drinking alone at home too, and I don't know. Do you need to drink ?

>>734985381
I am currently drinking alone at home, and it's my birthday, I don't know if its indicative of anything but who cares

>>734985381
Drinking alone is alright, no having to worry about adult adolescents that don't know when enough is enough, no herpes ridden bar skanks, cheaper, quieter, all around good time.

If you NEED to drink, you're an alcoholic.

>>734985779
Happy Birthday anon.

>>734985529
Sometimes i need to drink, maybe just because i'm stressed. I'm drinking 2-3 times a week

>>734984700
>>734982070
This.

>>734985381
OP here thats what i'm doing

>>734985779
I'm currently drinking too and it's not my birthday (happy birthday!). I hope to get wasted soon

>>734986050

That's overconsumption and possibly slight psychological addiction. Now if you can't keep the need in check you'll probably need some form of therapy

>>734985964
You convinced me! But sometimes i need to drinks and this makes me worried

>>734986045
Thanks man

>>734986227
It seems i can keep the need in check, indeed there are months i don't drink anything. But why sometimes i need to drink so badly?

>>734986374

If there's months apart where you don't drink you're not becoming an alcoholic. And people get the strangest urges from time to time

>>734986257
I was a daily drinker (at least a 6 pack a day) and one day wanted to quit. I started smoking weed and have been dry for 4 1/2 years, no withdrawals, feel a lot healthier and also a lot less stressed/angry

>>734982799
i actually think it's gross with coca cola. much better with pepsi.

which is very strange, cause i prefer cola over pepsi.

>>734986374
If there are months passing you don't need it, need implies a physiological dependency

>>734986144
Thanks what are you having

>>734981727
jagertonic, mix the jager with some schweppes.

>>734986664
I feel less stressed when i drink but i also feel more angry when i can't drink

>>734986828
Vodka, you?

>>734987134
Jack on the rocks

>>734981958
This

happy birthday to the other drinker, I guess it's the great drinking day of /b/.

Whiskey and coke here

>>734981727
redbull

>>734987170
Fantastic. Are you going to get drunk? Also, are you drinking alone?

>>734986999
Not a good sign, in my opinion you should consider quitting. But it's your life, your choice, I'm not here to judge.

>redbull

niggers he was talking about relaxing. If you mix it with energy drinks youll be jumping all night and as has been researched before, it is very bad for your heart.

jager and coke is the bomb.

>>734987282
Trying to get drunk and yeah completely alone I have had no interaction with a human being today

>>734987370
I know, it's why i'm getting worried...

>>734987443
Best birthday every, anon. What do you like to do when drunk?

>>734987660
Weird thing is I hate being drunk, I just feel physically ill I like drinking fine, usually couple of days a week, but the older I get the worse being drunk becomes and I recently started getting hangovers. But considering I have no where to go or no one to go out with getting shitfaced alone seemed appropriate. And you what do you do when drunk

>>734985381
it's just safer that way. less trouble to get into, less bridges to burn.

>>734987929
Sometimes i feel bad too. It was fantastic years ago: no hangover, nothing

>>734985779
it indicates you are one year older
happy birthday, alkonaut

>>734986050
Every working man used to get home from work every day and drink a six pack (at least), and that was just normal, still is to those of us that haven't bought into the grand pussification.

>>734981727
>Chubby 18yo moms in confederate flag bikinis
>Lifted trucks
>Nascar hats
>Sitting around the riverbed on the tailgates of your trucks talking about the last deer you killed waiting for the inevitable fight between the fattest guy and the skinniest guy bec. they are the only ones desperate to impress the least fat 18yo single mom.
>Going to Shanes house later to smoke meth.

Or you could just shoot it straight and chase it with coke. Otherwise I'd mix it in with the other garbage in my trashcan and go buy cheap whiskey.

>>734988285
>you could just shoot it straight
nah thats for pussies
soak tampon, put in butthoel
you could die. but at least you wont die a pussy

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>>734987608
This is what drinking is like, fun as fuck while you're doing it but then one day..

A few rails to start, Jager, rails, Jager, rails etc etc and then some nice weed at the end to see in the sunrise.

>>734981727
>what mixes well with jager?
Pickle juice. Sounds disgusting, but it's actually really good. Think of it as a second cousin to a dirty martini.

>>734986916
will unflavored san pellegrino work insted of schweppes??

>>734987387
thanks my nigger

>>734981999
Jus ah pehpament tee for me

>>734985381
yes

>>734988456
i think dying with a tampon in you qualifies you for pussy status

>>734981727
redbull

>>734981727
Milk

xanax bars