Ok newfags of /b/, gather around. This here is a bone thread,

>>734969750
Cont'd

11: there's no major anonymous l33t hax0r group anymore, the board culture actually changes frequently and might become quite different before you know it.
12: NYPA, google it.
13: don't feed the trolls.
14: while you may want to get social with anons there's actually already a board for that called /soc/ made specifically for cams, meetups, hookups and so on, so try to keep it over there.
15: Because summer is coming, know now that "summerfaggotry" isn't real.
16: If you came for memes then go back to facebook or wherever it is you came from, they aren't here anymore.
17: Know the jargon: ITT is "in this thread," kys is "kill yourself," tfw is "that feeling when...," ywn is "you will never...," mfw is "my face when...," and so on. Also everyone is a faggot or fag, it's an insult but also a denonym.
18: While you can almost post anything, try looking at the respective board of what you're posting, you may find everything you need there.
Any questions?

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>>734969818
>dint even explain bump or sage

>>734969967
I'll amend it for the next thread's copypasta.

19: Bumping refers to influencing the page the thread is on. The higher the page number, the more likely the thread will get deleted because threads are not permanent and get discarded when inactive. Bumping simply means you bring the thread closer to page one and keep it from being deleted just by posting. Be careful though, all threads have a post limit.

20: Posting "Sage" in the options field means your post doesn't bump your thread. No, it isn't a downvote, it just means your replies don't keep the thread active.

>>734969750
>being this retarded

>>734970542
Kek

>>734970564
Oh yeah, jargon amendmendment: kek means lol, as does lel and zozzle.

>>734970612
No sys32 analysis?

also,
>being this retarded

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Explain this now

>>734970773
Pointer #8 covers that.

>>734970851
Is moot, moot is kill.

>>734970996

>Pointer #8 covers that.
No, it doesn't

>Is moot, moot is kill.
lurk moar, that's not m00t

>>734971117
Fine asshole,
21: Hide all sys32 threads, Don't delete sys32, do not respond to sys32 posters.

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>>734971301

>>734969750
I like the old rules: http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Rules%20Of%20The%20Internet

>>734969750
>a massive faggot who needs to castrated.

>>734971602
I could've posted posted that, but I didn't think newfags would be bothered to read it.

>>734969750
How about image limits and bump limits?

Please explain gets/digits

What is dubs and trips?

>>734972883
These are dubs right if not why?

What is a "trap" and is it gay?

Triforce

>>734973019
only the last digits apply.
If it had ended in 888 it wouldve been trips
if it had ended in 88 it wouldve been dubs
applies to the rest
8888 quads 88888 quints etc

How do I get notifs if someone replies or sth

>>734973019
Probably bait, but I'll reply anyway
You only check the last digits, 883 is a failed trip

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kys only started appearing circa 2014

OP is a fucking summer fag who read encyclopedia dramatica

This is it. Nips won.

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>>734972773
Image limits refer to how many pictures you can post in a thread, pic related shows how many posts and photos are left before the max limit, as well as number of posters in the thread. Bump limits is the max amount of replies a thread can have, which is 300. After 300 you can keep posting but the thread will very soon get deleted. Unlike the bump limit though, once the image one is reached, 4chan will not let anyone post more to the thread. Just scroll to the bottom to see it.

>>734972841
See those numbers next to every post? If the very end numbers are the same then you call those gets, because you got repeating digits.
>>734972883
Dubs and trips are quantifiers of digits, so if a post ends in "55" then you have dubs, if it ends in "111" you have trips. It keeps going up to quads to quints and so on. The higher the number, the rarer the digits.

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>>734973069

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>>734973299
Checked
Ctrl + F and search for (You)
Anyone replying to your post has you after the number
">>734973299(You)"
You aim to get many (You)s
Doesn't always work on phone
Phone posting is looked down upon

>>734973299
scroll up and click settings
then click monitoring

>>734973069
>>734973425
Gr8 b8 m8

>>734969750
Lol what a faggot
Lurk moar
>sage

>>734969967
Sage don't do shit

>>734973694
>>734973299
Alternatively you can use the "auto" setting but it works best when on a PC with several tabs open.

sage goes in all fields. wait... shit. there are no fucking fields anymore. thank you gook moot

>>734973251
Fuck you

>>734974059
Hiroshimoot, causing all the right problems.

>>734969750
Tits or gtfo

>>734974322
DUBS XDXDXDXD

>>734973367
Does failed trips worth something? like "full trips" but a little bit less?

>>734974931
It's worth a few seconds of disappointment. But fret not, life goes on.

Why do I get
>Error: Our system thinks your post is spam. Please reformat and try again.

>>734975455
Sometimes if you repeat something a million times or namedrop a certain website it think it's spam. That's why we call that shitty forum with the stupid alien Leddit.

>>734975607
*thinks

What's up with the you live you learn threads?
I don't get them?

>>734975762
> you live you learn
1/10, try again.

>>734975762
I thought it was you lean you learn.

What is a fur thread?

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What is bread, pasta, and winrar

>>734969750
>>734969818
I'm mad, OP. I'm mad. Now newfriends will come in here and shit up the place and also shit up the conventions. There will be so many more shitposts now. Why did you do this?

Lurk moar was intended to weed out the people that would no longer be forcibly removed from here. Now you've just ruined that control mechanism.

>>734976157
bread = thread
pasta = paste
winrar = win

>>734976157
bread means thread
pasta means copypasta
winrar means you're a winner or something that is good

why there is also a "Ȣchan"? 4chan wasn't sufficient?

Is correcting other people's grammar looked down upon?

>>734976475
Can I be a winrar then?

>>734976021
Got a fetish for having sex with humanoid animals but dismayed the large breasted dog lady of your dreams isn't real? Worry not, there's drawn porn of it all over internet. Btw /b/ hates furfags, just thought you should know.
>>734976157
Bread: Thread, like this one.
Pasta: stuff that regularly gets copied and pasted.
Winrar: it means you got the right digits in let's say a gets thread. Example:
OP: Roll dubs and you have to eat a rat. Post pics.
*anon gets dubs*
Anon and other anons: Winrar!

Cool

>>734976362
Because it's become obsolete. Newfags learn by example, and if the entire catalog is fucking porn then how will anything else ever come to this place when the newfags are doing it too?

>>734969818
>NYPA, google it.
What does the New York Police Academy have to do with anything?

>>734976537
OP here, don't even get me started, you're better off googling and reading for yourself.

>>734976582
The real question is why do you give a shit if it is or isn't? Everyone's gonna have an opinion, up to you if you can stomach it.

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>>734976767
I don't like it. This is like helping a retard cheat on a test. It's not going to end well.

>>734976776
Kek, good one.

>>734970447

>>734970612
You forgot "bosg gezdosh"

>>734977024
They're still going to get abused by the culture anyway, if one thing about 4chan hasn't changed is there's always someone ready to toss insults at you; that alone is enough to put off some people.

>>734976850
But I'm fat and lazy. Couldn't you summarize it for me?

>>734977366
I can.

>>734976595
Nope

>>734976595
You can be an hero

>>734976776
Nice dubs

>>734977606
It is "a" hero dumbass. not "an" hero... Go read a dictionary.

>>734977027
Nice dubs anonymous

>>734977507
The above is false

The below is true
>>734977584

protip: you can copypaste this triforce
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>>734977785
wait no I mean this one
▲
▲▲

>>734977697
Not sure if bait....

>>734977802
shit it must be this one
▲
▲▲

>>734977785
Õ
╚├

>>734977785
>>734977802
Lulz

>>734977785
>>734977802
>>734977823
they fixed it all... brb kms

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This used to work on PC

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>>734969750
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.

>>734971804
They contradict your post.

>>734977911
thanks it werkt
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>>734969750

Is that you, Garak?

>>734970996
>>734971301
>>734971474
>>734971602
>>734972773
>>734973069
>>734973251
>>734977093
>>734977507
>>734977606
>>734978002
Am I doing it?

>>734978245
yes. it works for me.

why there is no sound/music in videos? I tried to put volume of my computer all the way up but I can't hear anything. It is just on 4chan that I have this problem.

I have been browsing a few boards and Ive seen some posts with usernames. How do I make an account so I dont always just show up as anonymous?

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>>734969818
>Any questions?
Why my parents are getting a divorce?

femanons still need to post tits. they are cumdumpsters.

>>734978564
Don't worry kid. This is all your fault.

>>734978618
So why haven't you been able to dump your cum in one yet?

>>734978564
Because of something you did.

>>734978761
I have. It was over rated.

>>734978564
It can be frustrating to raise a child with autism, they are probably taking their anger out on eachother
If it makes you feel any better they probably still love eachother, it is just the stress that you bring them that has driven them this far.

>>734978863
>I have
Traps dont count

>>734979124
Your mom is a trap?

>>734969750
not quite stale pasta but getting there

>>734978537
Most webms dont have sound. Some do, but you have to unmute them.

>>734978537
>>734980201
Majority of boards dont support sound for webm files
Boards like
>>>/gif/
and
>>>/wsg/
do however

>>734973691
I'm responding via clover on my S8. What u going to do about it nigga?