You there, what is your profession?

>>734961719
professional fluffer for gay porn stars

minimum wage

I am but a humble sandwich artist.

eat flesh

IT/Telecom Consultant

>>734961719
Now that i think of it, i've always wanted to be a baker.

I cremate.

>>734961719
I'ma muthafuckin hustla, you better aks about me.

>>734961719
NEET been two years and still going strong.

>>734961719
He looks manly and stuff but his dick is laughable. Just google his frontal nude and see for yourself. Guess it was one of the reasons why he didn't do full frontal in 300. Lol

>>734961719
HA-OOH! HA-OOH! HA-OOH!

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>>734961719
i seize the means of production and redistribute it to the working class

>>734963238
Just like yours? I've heard stories from your gay lovers

>>734961719
I fucked up greece 2 times in 100 years

t. Hermann the German

>>734963238
Everyone point and laugh at the faggot

Pharmacist. I make all the good stuff.

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>>734961899

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Sound technician.

post tits

time stamp

or get the fuck out

>>734964075
So... You're a professional anon?

>>734961719
Financial Analyst.

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Personnel lift mechanic

Pic related

>>734961719
vet nurse

£8.50

>>734963238
maybe he's a grower?

>>734961719
i sell vacation packages and hotel rooms for disney via telephone.

Hvac technician

>>734961719
human trafficker $11/hr + company boat

Neet master race

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Self proclaimed glass blowing champion annual 'pie off' title holder weed smoker who gets paid to get stoned and watch netflix and browse all day

Security and response team at a nuclear power plant.

Bouncer at an Irish Pub in South carolina

>>734965692
customgrow 420, is that you?

Electrical Engineer

>>734961719
I sell performance improvement systems for aircraft.

>>734961719
i am observing the national and international job markets

>>734965632
i was wondering too.
my guess: scam

I am a physicist.

>>734965774
>Irish pub
>South Carolina

How's business?

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>>734961719

Middle school band director.

>>734961719
Web designer

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>>734961719
Guess

Yee, I am but a geologist

Or was, till gold kaput.

I have morphed into my final form of tour guide. You may proceed to pay me for my company.

>>734966246
Honestly really good college town plus we have been in business 20 years so we have regulars for days plus we're one of the only bars in the area has live rock and roll 5 days a week

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>>734961719

Sous Chef at Wendy's

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Paramedic

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>>734965829
Yeeayaaaa Wadup 4chaaan! Waddup, Jolie Olie cummin atcha' for customgrowfourtwennyyyy

>>734966421
Nice man, how pissed do people get? Have you had to throw anyone out?

Gardener

>>734966794
you alright Mary?

>>734961719
NEET

Infantry

Studying and dish washer on weekends

I.T

>>734966238
Explain String Theory to me in 5 sentences, Mr. Smart Guy.

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>>734961719
I'm a freelance meme designer, combining my love for popular culture with my offbeat edgy humor

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I'm an musician

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Management guru at a high-powered office supplies distribution network.

It's not just a job: it's a role, it's a method, it's a way of - What the fuck? I've been fired?

>>734961719
Frustraded medfag

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>people who have to rely on having jobs to get money
>instead of just sitting at home like a piece of shit collecting disability

>>734961719
I keep your beer cold and your lights on.

>>734967138
never heard of gerigio jorgine?

USPS letter carrier
Sucks, but the pay and benefits are alright

gynaecologist

>>734961719
veterinarian

Retired, trying to decide if I want to take a nap, play Fallout or watch a movie. Advice?

>>734961719
I'm a security officer.

Software Lifecycle consultant. Make 6 figures. At work right now.

Why am I still here? It's been over a decade.

>>734967396
Play fallout while you watch a movie, nap after. Then kys.

I hire people to count

>>734961794
kek

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You see OP? I brought more faggots than you did

>>734967509
Ok, what movie do you recommend, should I choose The Institute or Railroad etc? Also.. slowly kms by salty snacks and lack of cardio.

Dishwasher at a four star restaurant

"Youtuber"

>>734967897
Wreck it ralph

Machinist at a large plant. The pay and benefits are great, I just work 13+ days in a row.

>>734961719
Butcher.
Best part of my job?
The smell of bones being sawed.

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Stage lighting technician

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>>734968069

>>734967865
Max kekroom

>>734967220
Found the nigger.