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Ask a liquor store worker anything

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Ask a liquor store worker anything
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how much money is in your register right now?
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>>734954940
Bout 50
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>>734954700
Are you a indian?
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>>734955150
Fuck no
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>>734954700
How many people buy liquor in their pajamas?
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What do you think of your regular customers?
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Ever been robbed?
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>>734955391
Not to many except around now when we get like 3 or 4 in the early hours getting their pint. It's the same people every day
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Do you make alot of profit?
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>>734955429
No
>>734955392
The regulars are scumbags who I judge daily
>>734955497
I get paid hourly but yea I make a decent wage
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>>734955429
>>734955597
Would you like to
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Liquid lunch or GTFO
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>>734954700
whats the best free stuff you have gotten?
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can you get me some pappy van winkle?

pretty please....
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>>734954700
Have you ever sold to a minor?
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Where do you work?
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>>734955728
Acouple sunglasses some pirate flags and some bottle bags
>>734955801
Idt but ive seen some questionable ids >>734955738
We dont even have that anymore lol
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>>734954700
Have you ever sold to a miner?
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>>734955932
Now that I think about it probably during a busy day like new years or something where I don't have time to card a lot
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>>734956011
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>>734956011
Do you consume alcohol a lot?
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>>734956508
Not 21 yet so eh not really only when its a party
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69 https://youtu.be/DkmdvvCGhzw
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How many people come in with visible shakes and what do they usually buy? Basically any story about obvious alcoholics in withdrawal
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Is it boring to work there?
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>>734954700
Do u have nice tities
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>>734957273
Tons especially in the morning and usually cheap vodka like a pint of nickolia they'll be shaking when they hand ne their quarters and pennies no bills and I just make it quick. Ive seen acouple people chug it on their way out the door. I wish I could deny them just to help them in a way


>>734957385
extremely
>>734957415
No I am a man
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if you work at a liquor store tyou should crack a cold one with the boys on a regular basis after respecting woman
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Are violent drunk people a problem in the store
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>>734957598
No beer only the hard shit here
>>734957612
On occasion but only either after a sports game which were usually closed and they just pound on the doors
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>>734957612
Or holidays
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Do you sell alcohol?
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>>734957793
No but we do have lots of ice
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>>734957793
No but we have a ton of ice
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is this a kizuna ai board now?
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>>734957918
Plz no
>>734957931
Eh besides Dragon ball? No
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i dont drink
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>>734954700
What is the best selling beer?
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>>734958158
No beer
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>>734956791
Isn't it illegal for a minor to sell alcohol?
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Test
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Back when I drank I used to rotate liquor stores so fags like OP wouldn't judge me.
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>>734954700
Do you look down on your regulars?
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>>734958317
Not if the bottles are empty Idk why exacfly but u have to be 21 to serve an open bottle or drink but u can be 18 and sell closed bottles
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>>734958434
Lol we know about you people
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>>734958475
Oh yes we all laugh at them
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>>734958434
Same
>>734958508
Not if we have over 10 stores to choose from
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Why such hate on the alcoholics?
As a morning shakes guy, I just come in with the exact amount and get out real quick. What's the problem with that.
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has anyone ever tried to steal anything from your store?
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>>734958559
I didn't have that many, so I would be in buying a handle of middle-shelf vodka every couple weeks.
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>>734958434
Hell yeah, this guy knows what's up.
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>>734958559
I rotate stores and so do my friends trust me we all recognise you it isnt clever
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>>734958549
kek, don't blame you. Alcies are a sad bunch.
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>>734958549
>laughs at regulars
>works at liquor store

so you and your regulars look down on each other?
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>>734958583
You're annoying being at the door when we open and itd pathetic to watch honestly
>>734958593
Yea mainly the clear alchys
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do you think like drinking the good stuff?
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>>734958735
I'm not 21 nor do we really buy our own product a lot from work
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>>734958612
I live in a military town so there's over 20 but only 10 are in a 15 minute drive. That ammount is a bitt more than i drink now although I used to drink 2-4 bottles a week.
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WHy no beer? You in NY?
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>>734958742
I wait until 10 at least, firstly. And yes, it's pathetic, but so is being angry at people buying alcohol when you work at a liquor store.
Are you sure you're not Middle Eastern?
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>>734958932
How does me working at one when I can't even legally buy it have anything to do with me judging your pathetic ass? I'm here cause it pays well youre here cause you need it.
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>>734958834
One thing's for sure: when they stop carding you, it's time to stop going to that store for a while.
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>>734958903
No its PA the grocery stores and beer distributors have all that
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>>734954700
Can I see your penis? No homo.
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>>734958932
I will give you this I like you people more than the dipshits who ask me for boxes every day
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Have you ever masturbated in the store?

What's your first thought when you see a black guy walk in?

Do you like pineapple on your pizza?
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>>734959040
Lol the only people who don't card me work at the gas station on base who've seen me almost every day for 5 years. So haven't really had that problem.
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>>734959037
Totally missed the point, guy...
>You work at the liquor store
>It's where alcohol is sold
>Alcoholics need alcohol
>They go where alcohol is
>You chose to work there

Do you see what I'm getting at? It's like having a picnic on the beach and getting mad when the seagulls arrive.
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>>734954700
What type of liquor do you sell the most? I bet it being bourbon
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>>734959040
I don't think that's always the case, the very first time I ever went to a liquor store I didn't get carded, and that was on my 21rst birthday.
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>>734959369
Also, would you suck another man's dick for 10 grand? With condom.
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>>734959268
>ask me for boxes every day
Like, cases of liquor?

Obvious straw purchases.
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>>734959040
No way, it takes time for those Indians to finally stop being dicks.
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>>734959504
Not op but no, empty boxes for moving etc.
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Titos?
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>>734959436
No vodka easy
>>734959432
Eh still scumbags
>>734959504
No our empty boxes we use for big orders for buisnesses people think we give them away
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>>734959933
Fuck titos
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