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how do I make my penis bigger?
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>>734946630
Sucking off niggers for their power juice
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>>734946630
Surgery. And it can screw you up badly, and ruin your enjoyment of sex, and orgasms.
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you dont. you embrace that youre a failure as a man and become a sissy.
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Pull on it really hard
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>>734946630
jelq
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Try having an erection
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OMG no!!!!!!!!
I need help too
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>>734946630
swear at it (louder cursing is more effective)
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You can not without surgery
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Sew extra skin on it
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drink rhino's horn powder
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>>734946630
drink a big cup of woamamamamamam {PPOOP :P lol
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>>734946630
Vagina is only 4 inches deep.

Majority of women don't give a single solitary shit about dick size.

As long as you're 2 inches or above you're fine.

Porn has absolutely no reflection upon real life.
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You can try jelqing for some small size enlargement only if you keep at it, but if you try for anything significant you'll end up braking your dick in the long run.
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>>734946899
dubs wouldn't lie anon
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>>734946959
fake
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>>734946959
Very true
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>>734946725
ooohohh, That's a cute dick. I'd like to put him and the balls in my mouth
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>>734946959
whatever helps you sleep at night kek
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>>734946725
top fucking kek
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>>734946959
>Vagina is only 4 inches deep.
when she unaroused. when she is it expands to about 7 inches
>Majority of women don't give a single solitary shit about dick size
They absolutely do, just like men though, they can look past a few flaws if they care about the guy with the micro dick
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Look op, as a girl I can honestly tell you that it's true that girls really don't care that much unless they're major sluts, and even then it may not matter to them if they love you. I've been with a guy who had a small dick and he made up for it quite well with oral and clit stimulation. I really didn't even notice anymore when we fucked because of how confident he was and how he treated the rest of my body while it happened. Size isn't as big a deal as you think anon. Cheers.
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My cock is a bit over 6 inches when hard. The only women to bitch about it were turbo sluts I shouldn't have been fucking in the first place or pissed off ex girlfriends....

Your cock size doesn't really matter that much because it will still feel great to you...
If you really care that much about pleasing a woman learn to eat pussy better and do it frequently.
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>>734946964
Jelqing does too, it happens by chance. Good luck
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>>734946630
just roll with what you got OP
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>>734948460
HHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHA
Faggot, just chop it off now and serve some bbc
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>>734948460


that is super fucked
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>>734948460
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>>734946630
discord gg/ZdjwRzr
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>>734946630
Grow a bigger dick you little bitch
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>>734946959
>Vagina is only 4 inches deep.
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Cut off your dick , choke on it and just die.......If you can
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>>734946630
Tangentially related but as a faganon i've noticed chicks are fucking awful at eyeballing cock size. I've had so many hags show me pictures of their boys dick saying how huge it is and all the while I'm sitting here having seen more cocks than she's seen looks of disappointment from her father after bringing home her bf, which is enough cocks to know this dudes piece is average at best.

And i've also seen the opposite where they see a nice 7.5 and think that's average to below average.
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You cant.just enjoy what you have.
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My problem is that my dick looks TINY when I'm not hard but I'm definitely above average when I'm erect so I'm not too beat up about it.
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>>734946725
Lol, my left ball is bigger than all of that.
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>>734949959

You should seek medical assistance.
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>>734948844
>doesnt know that this is actually incredibly painful for the girl and that pornstars take muscle relaxers and pain killers to shoot porn like this

there is a point where a dick can be too big to be pleasurable anymore
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>>734947135
Only partially correct.
That's the average. Average 4" when unaroused, average 7 when aroused.

Vaginas vary in size as widely as penises...some woman have tiny vaginas even when aroused. Others have vast caverns that need a horse to fill it.
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Soo, has anyone tried jelqing? Did you get some results, i did it occasionaly when i was a teen, but i dont think i got bigger
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>>734950289
because it didnt. at age 15 the penis is as big as its going to get, nothing sans surgery can make it larger
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>>734950289
Jelking can be dangerous.
It requires serious prep work
Excessive jelking can make you lose the ability to get a solid erections.
And if you jelk for a certain period of time, and then stop jelking, there is the chance that your penis could actually shrink down to a smaller size.

Some people have lost an inch or more from jelking improperly.

If you are worried, make it about her. Get good at eating pussy and fingering her. Bring her off a few times before you fuck. Swallow your pride and use a dildo.

You keep her satisfied and she won't give a shit if you are a 1 incher.
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>>734946630
You don't. God hates you for a reason.
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>>734950558
I see, but i also kinda did it because i had a curved dick, hoping to fix that too, but again nothing. Its really curved downwards, and i gain around 1cm of lenght when i straighen it up
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>>734950289
5 years later I got about half an inch more. Didn't measure girth.
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>>734950131
>doesnt know that this is actually incredibly painful for the girl and that pornstars take muscle relaxers and pain killers to shoot porn like this

Source?
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>>734946630
Lmao.

99% of all women start tapping out at 8 inches.

0.1% are bigger than 8.
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>>734951470
Lmao, why you think the chicks are so often stoned or high on amphetamines?
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>>734946630
why would you.
even if you somehow succeed, you will just become a beta Faggot with a big Dick. You still would sitting in your room and jerking of to shit like usual.
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>>734946630
it's all in your head.
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>>734951470
My sister's a size queen and only fucks niggers, she says she cant handle more than 9in unless she's high.
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>>734949177
FUCKING THIS. My best friend was a girl for years and when she'd describe her boyfriend's dick, she'd estimate the size by kinda measuring it from how it felt inside her...her first boyfriend apparently had a HUGE dick but she said it was like 12-14 inches...yeah, I've seen that dude. No. She even would hold her damn fingers up to show the size and girth, and what she was showing on her own damn hand wasn't that big. She said her next boyfriend was about 8, but better at sex, and her husband she says is about 6, but he's actually a decent human being and they're sexually compatible (vanilla sweetheart kids) so the sex is better for her.

So, basically her first dick was prob 8, maybe 9 inches, and she complained it hurt sometimes if he wasn't careful, her second boyfriend was probably about 6, and her husband is probably about 4. 4 is fine because PENETRATION ISN'T THE PART OF SEX 80%+ OF WOMEN CARE ABOUT THE MOST. It's all the other shit, and you don't need a big dick to do that. When it comes to size, women are just as brainwashed by porn as dumb teenage boys are. Outside of actual size queens, if you show your girl your 5" dick she'll probably think it's A) Normal and B) like 2 inches longer than it actually is when she's telling her friends about it.

That said, some chicks obviously like getting crammed full of huge dicks. So, you'll never have those girls. But ffs, there are guys with 10" dicks and they can't fuck lots of girls because they DON'T like dicks that big. People's experience and preferences are different. Stop thinking porn is real life, it's as stupid as watching a 80s Kung Fu movie and thinking that's what a real fight looks like...
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>>734950131
Are you fucking retarded? It's well known the vagina grows to about 7 inches while the woman is aroused, just like the penis should grow to about 6-7 inches. It's not just basic anatomy; it's basic logic
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>>734946630
Just fuck smaller girls
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>>734951695
Only in the beginning. After a few dates they're fine and a few more they can take it easily. But the first few times are my favorite.
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>>734953644
>>734949177
wise words have been spoken
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Big dicks are worse than average :
1. Forget anal
2. Blowjob is now sloppy handjob
3. Lube + foreplays is a must
4. No raw pounding

Girls think that 6 inches are 8. Most big guys lie about their size. In the picture it's 9 inches. Who the fuck could serve it?

Average penis sized carrot is too big for my mouth, what about bigger...
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>>734949741
bro same thing with me
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>>734953816
so sticking a 8+ inch dick in there all the way to the balls would be painful to a girl via your logic, yes?
You just furthered my point. Thanks
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>>734954749
jesus christ
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>>734954896
Yeah, but not a regular size dick, you godless potato salad. The vagina grows Yvonne bigger than 4 inches
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>>734950131
>doesn't realise he's just being fucked with

Although you're correct, very few people in this thread actually care, or will even consider what you have to say.
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>>734954749
totally not photoshopped pic
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>>734955432
Want more?
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>>734955716
>>734955432
But there is also perception factor. His penis is huge AF no matter what but on taller and bigger guy it might not look so magnificently impressive.

For example for my size penis isn't impressive, on small guy it would look big. But no matter what it looks it's still quite big
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