Whats the first thing you see when you get to your heaven

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>>734941036

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Someone who loves me

My parents with open arms

Big ass anime tiddies

>>734941036
A sign a the gate that says "PSYCHE! No entry for you, douchebag" Then, a trap door opens below me and I fall screaming into it.

>>734941036
72 virgins glistening with olive oil waiting to pleasure me for my greatly accomplished jihad, i will live eternally in the greatness of allah

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Nothing. Because you cease to exist when you die.

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>>734941211

>>734941036
my Iife gone differentIy with her

>>734941439
Maybe you will, but that's just you.

>>734941473

shut up virgin

>>734941499
No, it's you too. Even if some sort of soul exists, it wouldn't be you in a meaningful way.

>>734941473
me too man

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>>734941036
What if don't want to go to heaven and just want to stop "being" altogether?

>>734941305
Joke's on you, they are fat male LARP'ers and gamers. Also, demons will be forcing them to pleasure you. Muslim heaven is also nothing like you expect, actually a branch of Hell. But hey, at least your 72 ARE virgins, so there's that.

>a field of white skin

No niggers, and all the women have big tits and tight twats

>>734941612
Then I have good news for you.

>>734941036
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>>734941305
>>734941662
Is your heaven their hell?

>>734941439
>Nietzche thinking there is no life beyond a positivist reality


How to spot a brainlet 101

>>734941722
Ive always assumed if I dreamed of having another person in my paradise afterlife it would just be a copy of said person and not their actual soul

>>734941612
you're already in hell, where else ya gonna go

>>734941205
this...

>>734941742
>implying
It's almost like comments aren't necessarily attributed to posted images.

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>>734941462

>>734941036
Rylai the Crystal Maiden

>>734941036

A barrel of pure psilocybin.

A green ID.

>>734941036
A friend.

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>>734941036

>>734942124
Freakin' normie. Hey /b/tards! I found a normal person! Didn't we spray for these? Call the pest control guy back.

Jesus passing the blunt

>>734941036
A bug sign that says "no vacancy" except that the "ancy" part is torn off. Also there's a big dinosaur close by and a guy in a red barret is looking at you funny

Everyone getting dubs

>>734942191
Jesus better smoke dank

Bunch of pool tables and weed

>>734941036
A SAGED THREAD

Sara Silverman and Bailey Jay, pantsless.

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>>734942449
We better have good weed in the afterlife

>>734941036
God welcoming me and all the people coming in. He is wearing a hat that says "Who Farted", a shirt with some airbrushed sexually suggestive art, jeans shorts and flip flops. He says "You endured life and were good enough. Sorry about the shit you went through. Party room is on the left, relaxation room is on the right. Enjoy eternity!"

>>734942536
kinda gay

>>734942561
No matter how great the party room is or how relaxing the relaxation room is, an eternity of it would leave you wishing for death.

>>734942561
Praise be to Chad

>>734942732
Unless they have a cheap hooker blowjob room

I could live an eternity with that

>>734942835
No, you couldn't.

>>734941569
feeIs bad bro

>>734943143
You underestimate me

>>734941036
shitloads of heart-stopping, diabetes-inducing food
I'm not fat, I'm skinny as fuck

>>734943303
Are you human? If so, then I'm not underestimating you.