I just went to spank it and found this!

what the fuck is that

>>734931606
is that a tick or is that cancer?

>>734931606
That means you're gay now

RIP in peace OP

>>734931606
looks like a mole

>>734931606
melanoma or a skin tag. looks like it has hairs, so most likely melanoma...

>>734931606
Enjoy your lyme

>>734931606
definitely a tick

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>>734931606

Meh, not so bad

>>734931606
Thats a tick, take a lighter to it but dont burn your dick off

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>>734931606
That's a damn tick
>topkek

>>734931606
tick on the dick

>>734931606

Yeah it looks like a tick. You must be around canada's east coast. Fucking things blow around like goddamn clouds here.

That's a penis lady bug. Very rare. Eat it and you always get dubs. I did it and it works. Checkem

>>734932135
looks like you need another dick in your mouth.

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>>734932013

>>734932013
Gettin Head 24/7

Ticks do love dicks

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I dicktick an anomaly.

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>>734931606
HOW DO YOU GET A TICK ON YOUR PENIS YOU HORSE FUCKING FAGGOT? LMFAOOO

The only thing that ever sucked OP's dick was a tick.

>>734931606
all hail Dicktick

>DICKY TICKY
>DICKY TICKY
>DICKY TICKY

>>734932434

sit in the woods for 1 second this time of year and you will have at least 5 ticks surrounding your dick

>>734932434
They go for tender places with lots of blood flow you porch monkey

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Screencap maybe?

>>734932658

if i get a full hard on, will it explode?

>>734932774

i think it's time for an experiment

>>734932774
go do it and find out for us

>>734932232
BRTRTRTRTRTRTRTRTRTRTRT!!!!!!!!!!!

that's a tick, i've had one on my nipple in the past

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put me in the screencap

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>>734931606
>>734932013
Here OP
Follow instructions closely. Its important to remove it ASAP.
https://www.cdc.gov/ticks/removing_a_tick.html

>>734933138
shut up pussy

>>734933222
this would be a very different thread if it were a Tick on a pussy

also checked

>>734932774
do it faggot

quints

>>734933222
suck op's tick dick

>>734933098

we should really get together then. a lot of people would pay to see tickdick riding lubed ticktits

Just whack off anyway, that tick is in for a wild ride

>>734933222
trips o truth

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>>734932013
New world order
All seeing eye

>>734932109
Kek

>>734933487
Do it op

>>734933487

I don't want to rub it off accidentally in the process. It happens to be just below the action zone. I'm figuring out the best angle now. Anyone have any bright lighting? It's so fucking dark in here now even with all my lamps on.

nigger why are you taking pictures of your dick getting lyme disease instead of trying to get that shit out?

but while you're at it though, do this >>734933487

>>734933555
triiiiips

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>>734933577
here you go bro

>>734931606
Its a tick, take it off with teasers

>>734931606
At least its getting sucked

>>734933759
The head sometimes stays in

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>>734933759
>teasers

>>734933702

I still can't see, do you have a higher-resolution one?

>>734933898
ballskin is soft an malleable, he can just roll and pinch the skin around and push it out

>>734933924
Just be sure to burn the fucker once its off

>>734933759
>>734933921
B O I

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when this blows up i want to be in the screencap

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>>734933924
here ya go bro

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Nice tick OP

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NIGGA PUT ME IN THE SCREENCAP

they call him Dick Tickler McFiddler

FILM YOURSELF JERKING OFF WITH IT

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>>734933555

>>734931606
Drown it with cum

>>734931606
top fucking kek

>>734933555
checked

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put me in the screencap bitch

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>>734931606
>DICKY TICKY

Fucking screencaps ZOOMED WORDS

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Put me in the screencap

>>734931606
Dude!! Don't leave it there! Tics can result in meat allergies, anon! Google Lone Star Tics

>>734931606
DID I HEARD SCREENCAP? PUT ME IN IT OR I WILL DOX 4CHANS SERVERS FAGGS

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>>734932013
Did you... find it there?
Did you... put it there?
Does it hurt?
Explain in as much detail as you can.
OP this is important.

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Screencap me this is fucking golden haha

>>734935418
Not OP but its happened to me a couple times. Last one i was trying to piss in a bottle while driving and my gf noticed it.

>>734932219
kek'd

Just a case of the crabs.
You lets yours battle it out and now the winner grew to a visible size. Your shlong will protect him from the octopuss

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seems like you got AIDs, OP

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eliminate the dick tick

>>734932013
This looks a lot like a scene from nightmare on elm st.

Like when your pens itched and you look and an eyeball appears and calls you a bitch

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>>734935675
How the fuck are so many people getting ticks on their dicks???

>>734936027

have you never been outside

ticks love dicks

>>734936027

Don't you mean dicks on their ticks?

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>>734931606
Puncture it with a needle

>>734936062

suck my dick tick

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>>734935418

holy crap, did /v/ show up?

>pass this trail every day on way to work.
>decide to finally go Sunday (yesterda).
>put on signal, start to make left turn
>fucking pickup truck pulls into my lane and blows by me halfway through my turn.
>notice he's driving a company truck so I note the name of the company.
>finally start hiking.
>Rail trail.
>Still has rails.
>Stumbling over half-dead, half-buried ties.
>Reach a bridge. Want to cross it.
>gf has fears of falling in holes, etc.
>we decide to go anyway
>but other side is dense with vegetation and I didn't want to get any ticks.
>we turn around and go other way
>too many bugs and poison ivy that way so my gf and I just said fuck it.
>Took a whole bunch of pisses today all day at work, didn't notice it...
>must have been pretty recent that it made it to this area.
>I used to like nature, but now I think I'll stick to biking.

Yeah, it stings a little bit. Not hurts, but I can feel it.

pic related: It's mfw I'm grateful I found the shiny latex porn and pulled out Jimi for a practice session

>>734931944
How fast did you fuck to get fucking blisters on your dick?

>>734931606

Just spin it's body counter clockwise until it comes off. If you just pull it off you'll leave the head inside your skin.

>>734931944
That's fucking disgusting.

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>>734936027

my sides can be found here

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official thread song
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=peHNOqhCETc

>>734935341
Actually happened to me. Live on Long Island. Just glad I don't have Lymes

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>>734936311
c'mon OP give the little fucker a foreskin rodeo

>>734936617

kek/10

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TICK DICK!

>>734931606
Wow people dies where I live because of that fucking animal, search for ricketsia in Mexicali, B.C, México

Squeeze like pimple its not a tick its ingrown hair i had one

>>734936511
i like this

>>734936870
Don't people die in your country from just about everything?

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Be a man and eat it it's just extra protein

>>734936027

had to happen:

https://www.customink.com/designs/tickdick/jrk0-00b1-n0hk/share?pc=EMAIL-40778&utm_campaign=shared%20design&utm_source=share%20link&utm_medium=shared%20design&utm_content=shared%20desktop

>>734931606
HI /R/LEDDIT 500 UPDOOTS

>>734937065
Yeap and that's one of the many reasons lmao

>>734931606
Well, the good news is that the cancer will kill you LONG before the HIV becomes AIDS.

>>734936978
What if this is a camoflage adaptation by a tick, to only appear like a pimple? Evolution in action, my friend.

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>>734932774
FOR SCIENCE

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Do you like Lyme in your Corona?

>>734931606
Get boner so it overflows with blood and explodes.

>>734938528
this is the best idea
but seriously OP get that thing off before you get lyme disease

aaaaaaaaaaaaaand this is why I still come to /b/

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>>734936062
lold a bit

>>734932013
It's just a tick. Pull it iff with some pincers but make sure you get the head also because they snap really easily. I do this on my dogs all the time during summer

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>>734931944