Roast me, /b/.

I would roast you, but for some reason you posted a picture of a baby.

>>734890700
Bet you're fat

If you look up 'average white boy trap' in the dictionary...

>>734890700
you've got a fat fuckin head

Why are you posting a picture of you taking a dump on the toilet. It looks like you are concentrating hard to pop out that turd baby. Tell your daddy to go easy on your ass tonight.

>>734890700
Jaws crooked

You're hot as fuck

>>734891136
:(

>>734890700
Quite cute

>>734890700
No one would care if you died.

>>734890700
what a handsome young man

>>734890700
Smile a bit, you look like you just told your parents you're gay, and they didn't like it

Your head is very lopsided.

>>734891821
I despise my teeth

>>734890700
if you dont kill yourself right now ill do it for you

12reply 8anons

Just kill urself ok?

>>734890700
Your skin looks so dry get some lotion

>>734891965
Let us see em, it'll give us more to roast

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>>734891136
>>734892025
ain't me, nig

>>734892642
Your nipple looks so weird man

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>>734892512

>>734892642
Why does it look like your head was badly photoshopped onto the body of shrek

>>734892793
Get this fuck mouth some braces

Anons been posting his fucking pic asking for rates all over /soc/, and now here too rofl

>>734892861
it actually was

>>734892642
You'd make a good hucow.

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>>734893233
what is this

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>>734893416
What id do to you

>>734893623
I dunno that looks sort of uncomfortable anon

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>>734893804
You'd learn to love it~

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>>734893995
If you say so

>>734894926
*Kisses seductively as a straight male can kiss another man*

>>734892642
How old are you OP?

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>>734895583
Old enough

>>734895865
you aren't OP...

>>734895583
I'ma guess 16

>>734890700
You look like Norman Bates.

>>734890700
Something tells me you own a white fan and cruise daycares often.

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>>734895979
I don't see it

>>734890700
What state you be from?

>>734896306
I do

>>734896429
VA

>>734896577
post pic touching nose?

>>734896577
was your foreskin removed thereabouts?

>>734896645
Yes

>>734896793
Then are you glad for it? And were you also left with a thin brownish ring as a result?

>>734896793
Picture proof?

>>734890700
You're more attractive than me and I don't like that I'm envious about that fact. While not you're fault, you're partially responsible for that discomforting feeling, so I guess you're kind of a faggot in way. Have a wonderful day.

>>734896866
Yes

>>734896875
Y

>>734897288
Pics or it didn't happen

>>734897260
To both questions?

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>>734896628
Porque

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>>734897450

>>734897947
Then if you have any brothers, are they snipped too?

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>>734896051
To be fair, i own a white fan

>>734898039
Yes

>>734896051
I own no fans

>>734898225
Picture proof

>>734898225
Then were they done before or after you were, chronologically speaking?

>>734898419
Afterwards

>>734898522
Then last questions--how many younger bros do you have? And how are you so sure they were snipped too?

>>734890700
holy shit you're hot

>>734898659
3; parents told them

>>734898871
Was that an awkward conversation...?

>>734897891
could you post a pic wearing basketball shorts that also includes your face?

>>734899027
No

>>734899156
>how'd it go down?

>>734890700
you're a faggot. did i S rank it?

>>734899193
Ok

>>734899089
Y tho

you look like fred

>>734899725
sorry, as in, how was it initiated, and what was said exactly?

>>734899954
Why

>>734900004
cuz i'm curious lol

>>734899767
Just do it!

>>734900231
Mostly the second half

>>734900708
??

>>734900708
Remember to attach the pic

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>>734900352

>>734901125
>>734899954
?

>>734901125
Thnx for trying