>Lady of the house spends $70 of a tupper-ware set with waay

The cheese of quads holy shit, I can't believe I made it...

>>734871869
I did not even realize I got quads with my bitching

>>734871111
Women are so Fucking stupid sometimes. I came home with groceries and called her to come down and give me a hand and her response was "do I need shoes?"

>>734871111
claim your house back m8

>>734871111
i worked intimately with cheese for 4 years during college. Ideally you should buy some cheese paper to store firmer mozzarella in, and fresh moz should be in liquid. but yea, tupperware, especially with tons of airspace, is pretty bad for cheese, especially fresher cheeses, which are more prone to molding.

that being said, dont be a little bitch and just scrape off that mold. if it's not red mold, it wont make you sick in small amounts, if it's red, throw it away.

>>734872119
I have no problem eating the cheese with the mold. She would take serious issue with it. I'd rather she learn her lesson.

>>734872043
she was asking if she needs the shoes for going outside and carrying in groceries. she wasn't aware you had already brought them in and just needed help putting them away.
it's a cromulent response.

also, OP is a faggot.

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>have hard water
>get a water softener
>3 times a month gf see's me hauling big green bags of salt to the basement for 4 years now
>shes taking hard water baths because she doesn't know we have a water softener
>the reason she doesnt know this is because she doesnt want to help me carry the bags of salt

I could have been killing people and bury them in concrete in the basement for 4 years now and she would have never had known because of how fucking lazy she is.

>>734872661

Fuck that. Shit like that makes me so thankful I live in an area with good water.
Never even heard of hard water until I was a teenager and went to visit relatives a few states over. "why do I feel slimey after I wash my hands or take a shower" was how I worded it, I believe.

>>734871111
thread's actually getting replies, I'll bitch some more
when I cook
>main dish
>cayenne pepper
>garlic salt
>butter
>fire
>???
>profit
when she cooks
>bitch
>moan
>complain
>looks around
>tries to get me to offer to cook
>calls for delivery

but for some reason SHE reorganizes the spices

now what's in front?

fucking cellary salt.. rosemary.. thime.. fucking shit that never gets used. The garlic salt and cayenne? well that's BEHIND all the other shit.

>>734873252
FIRST ORDER PRIORITY

why does she not understand the basic organizational concept of what is most used should be the most readily available?! fucking dumb cunt

>>734873252
I fucking HATE rosemary. Bought one of those roasted chickens you see at the grocery store, all you gotta do is take it home and chow down like an animal. Didn't fucking notice it was a goddamn ROSEMARY seasoned roasted chicken. Every bight was like I had fucking flowers in my mouth with the meat.
Fuck rosemary. Fuck it right in its ass.

>>734873950
exactly, so hwod o you think I feel when I gotta fucking see that shit every time I want fucking garlic.

Seriosuly, she's been 29 for going on 15 years here soon and it's been several years longer that she's known how the fuck I like to cook. why in the hell does she think rosemary should be in fucking front?

>>734874208
I'm so riled up my typing has taken a hit >.>

>>734871111
Why do you have a wife and you're still making your own sandwiches?

>>734872661
>>734873082
what the fuck is wrong with taking a bath in hard water?
We only have hard water here, never felt slimy. Quite the contrary, its harder to wash off soap in soft water.
The bad thing about hard water is the lime sticking to everything and destroying electric devices

>>734874424
cause making the sandwitches is less trouble than,
a) her bitching
b) the arrest and domestic abuse charges when I stop her bitching
c) the time in court
d) losing everything I've earned in my life or will in the rest of it in the anti-male sexist family court system

>>734872661
>Grew up in impoverished area of a major city in my country.
>No electricity, no running water
>Live in apts when I come to the states
>Eventually buy older relative's house when successful
>completely neglect strange black tank in basement
>see gf carrying bags of salt every couple of weeks
>wonder why we need salt in the summer, the driveway isn't icy

The most retarded I've ever felt is hearing the woman who I had to teach to not throw motor oil over my car engine, condecendingly explain the purpose of a water softener.

Spanked her in response.

>>734873252
>>734873435
Maybe she's telling you (passively-aggressively) to up your spice game, anon...show a little variety, you know? Not supporting her position, just suggesting an explanation beyond pure stupidity.

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>>734871111
>tl;dr

look at those glorious quads though

>>734873950
I love rosemary on chicken. Also good on roasted red potatoes.

>>734871111
>lady of the house

Bingo. This is your problem. Stop being such a mangina cuck and throw all that shit away while she's out grocery shopping.

>>734871111
All hail the holy quad cheese

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>>734871111
not to mention the plastic tupperware will give you cancer if you wash it in the dishwasher

>>734874600
Shoulda thought about that before you got married, I guess.

>>734874691
>>734873252
Yeah, heavy reliance on garlic salt and cayenne can get boring. Try cumin and paprika, maybe basil.

Not saying she's not a cunt for refusing to cook and trash your kitchen. But maybe it's a subtle hint to switch things up.

>>734873252
shes trying to tell you to use fresh garlic you garlic salt using heathen

>>734875003
This.

>>734874802
>I love rosemary on chicken.

No you don't. Nobody does. Quit lying.

>>734873252
>garlic salt

What are you, a coal miner?

>>734872661
no bullshit: i grow weed in my basment without my girlfriend knowing because fuck downstairs

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lol girls are dumb

>>734875094
>chicken
No
>roasted red potatoes
No
>Porkloin with a side of roasted red potatoes
Yes

>>734873252
>>734873435
She obviously never does her duty of cooking and cleaning; therefore, she isn't aware of the necessity of specific organization of said spices.

>>734875000
>Try cumin and paprika, maybe basil.
Love basil. Also hit up the sage. Marjoram or bay leaf for stews/soups. Cilantro.

Besides, why aren't you using fresh garlic instead of garlic salt?

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>>734873252
FUCKING THIS

my gf

>leave me alone im cooking tonight you go in the other room
>baaaaaabbbbbyyy I dont know what to do neeeexxttt help meee

Try to help her

>IM NOT FUCKING STUPID ANON I KNOW HOW TO COOK JESUS CHRIST FUCK IT YOU KNOW WHAT YOU COOK WHAT YOU WANT ASSHOLE

You can never win.

>>734874941
information about how the family court system fucks over men wasn't as readily available in past decades..

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you lot can thx me later
>i Fuck Tonight.com

>>734875423
or the best part, the loud banging and crashing sounds when she's going for pans and shit to make it seem excessively difficult.

>>734875423
a toddler could follow a recipe. Stupid cunt

>>734875591
And the really loud *ssssiiiiigghhhhhh* so you will come in there and coddle her

>>734875775
I just wish getting stressed out didn't stress her out and she would stop actively searching for something to stress out about to start the vicious cycle.

>>734875368
I do. I was trying to be nice to OP regarding his use of garlic salt.

My most used spices are cardamom, cumin, dried chili, paprika.

Only use fresh garlic, cilantro, shallot, etc.

Bay leaves are good in triguisar, sancocho, jambalaya. I mainly use them in seafood stews and bakes though.

If you use dried parsley, you deserve to be sterilized.

>>734874656
Wait, she actually poured motor oil over your engine?

>>734875423
Nailed it. Who the raised these women?

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>>734875971
They cant handle feelings like we can, when they see us stressed, they have to act even more stressed to top your game and make the whole thing about them.

Trust me, an ex gf of mine got pissed at me because I was acting sad all the time.

My grandmother had just died that same week she said that shit.

>>734876139
Yeah, she said the sticker said the oil was "low" so she fixed it. In reality, we were two weeks away from an oil change. She bought some random oil at a walgreens, had a stranger help her pop the hood for her, and emptied the container over the engine.

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>>734876211
I have no fucking clue.

I take my plates to the sink as soon as i finish using them and rinse them off.

She has a stack of cereal bowls on her nightstand that I keep hoping she will clean up but she wont.

Ill be cleaning that rock hard cereal milk off those bowls soon cause she fucking refuses to.

women are stupid as shit, or maliciously playing stupid and don't give a shit

>makes dinner from recipe she got off internet
>tell her it tastes like shit
>gets offended

>>734876358
what the fuck even.

So she not only didn't look up the proper oil weight for the vehicle and season, she literally dumped it all over the engine block?

>>734876358
>honey we need an oil change
>no weed dont babe
>yes we do the oil guy said to come back after 2000 miles
>no baby its after 6000 miles, hes a salesman do the math
>IM NOT FUCKING STUPID I KNOW WHEN DO GET AN OIL CHANGE

Let her get a $60 dollar oil change 2000 miles after her last one.

Do my own oil on my truck for 16 dollars.

fucking dumb bitch but the pussy game rediculous

>>734874824
I wash it in the sink, never put plastic in the dishwasher. But wut?

>>734876387
Dishes should be done at nigh. After dinner. Why? because more dishes are coming, do them all at once, it's more efficient, less annoying, less time consuming. but if I put my dishes in the sink and fill them up with water so shit doesn't get crusty on them before it's TIME TO DO THE DISHES, well that means a bitch-fit for me. So I have 2 choices.. immediately clean any dish I use, or stack them elsewhere and work harder to clean off crusty shit later. I generally go with the latter,

>>734876529
>So she not only didn't look up the proper oil weight for the vehicle and season

Look what creature you are talking about anon.

>>734876358
Best part is, she got pissed at me when I immediately went to check the car. I went to get it under cleaned at a car wash, and it STILL smelled like burning oil for like 4 months. Pissed off that I didn't thank her for "trying to do something nice." Luckily I was raised in a family of single mothers, so I can fuck with females heads like nobody can. Turn that shit around on her.

>>734876387
This shit is so frustrating. Almost nothing makes me that irrationally angry at a persons habits.

Jokes on you guys, I don't let women in my basement

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>>734876358
Lmfao. I have no words. Okay maybe a few: your girl is extra dumb.

>>734876529
Didn't even text me asking what oil I used.
Side note, she walks past a rack of my auto maintanance stuff every fucking day in the garage. The fucking oil was on the shelf.

>>734876704
Same kind that look down the barrel of a jammed gun trying to find out the problem?

>>734876653
if its cheap tupperware like rubbermaid the plastic melts from the high heat and begins to leech into food

>>734876609
Oil Anon here. The only fuckimg reason that sticker is there, shitting up my windshield, is she got my oil changed for my birthday. For like $30. Bitch, what did you think I was doing under the car every 5,000 miles? Checking for hernias?

>>734876718
"trying to do something nice" doesn't excuse stupidity but they don't seem to understand that, right anon?

>but muh good intentions
Fuck right off with your good intentions if you don't know what the hell you're doing. At least do some proper googling if you're unsure smh

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>>734876726
And you know what? It gets better.

Shes the type of person that reaches for a new plate each time she eats, she cant take two seconds to turn the faucet on and rinse the plate off.

SO to remedy this, I wash everything we have, then buy a humongous stack of paper plates

She still reaches for another plate

" the food taste better off of the real plates anon "

I use only the paper plates, while she stacks plates in the sink to rot.

>>734876698
Gotta do the dishes as you cook. After I finish a meal, I don't wanna scrub a pan. But I deglaze anyways, so maybe I should just fucking relax.

>>734873252
my wife always tells me "not too much pepper"

i tell her "whos cooking"

she gives me a look, i give her a look

thats it

women will always try to get their way, if youre married itll be even more so

ill tell you what though, my wife got a new job and i see her very little now and i miss all her ocd shit

ITT faggots who are passive aggressive instead of putting their bitch in her place.

>>734876895
Some people just need some common sense smacked into them some times I swear.

>>734876834
>cant figure out whats wrong

NOOOOOOO

Most of us pretend we dont know to fuck with them because they are trying play a stupid fucking game and its not worth the headache.

>>734872119
Cheese with mold and maggots is the best cheese. Freaking love it

>>734877428
bleu cheese.. haha

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It sounds like most of you have shit girlfriends. Why keep them around if you spend most of your time being invalidated by them, or trying to control your anger becsuse they're retarded?