How are these any worse than coffee?

>>734860780
*covfefe u faggot

>>734860780
the caffeine is not natural

They're full of sugar and other crap.

>>734861047
How are they any worse than covfefe?

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>>734861047
The only faggot in this thread is the one screaming "covfefe".

>>734861111
This is the 0 calorie one with aspartame. And most people put plenty of sugar/artificial sweeteners in their coffee too

>>734861086
so wat

>>734861269
I actually don't think it has the tame in it, I recall reading the back looking for it on the white one.

>>734860780
Taste.
Price.
Quality.
Sophistication.
Take your pick. What're you 14?

>>734860780
They have more than just caffeine added to them.
Coffee isn't good for you either. Coffee beans don't half a dozen chemicals added to them, so coffee just isn't as bad for you Anon.

>>734861433
you sound like a tryhard as fuck. energy drinks taset better than coffee lol

>>734861393
Whatever it is, it's artificial sweetener, just like what people use in their covfefe

Usually I would say the sugar, but if it's sugar free I really don't know. I guess carbonation would be next in line; carbonated beverages are a little harder on your kidneys, but so long as you aren't drinking a shit ton of carbonated stuff you oughta be straight.

I try to stay away from sugary beverages, what with a family history of diabetes and all. I like black coffee, but to each their own

>>734861499
Coffee is actually good for you, as long as you don't drink way too much. Caffeine itself isn't bad for you either in moderate amounts.

Aside from sweeteners, what in the energy drink is actually bad for you?

>>734860780
Doesn't monster have the synthetic bull sperm in it..
I'm sure it's synthetic too. Lol.

>>734861500
You sound like a little boy. Men drink coffee. You can't debate that

>>734861709
There's actually nothing wrong with carbonation at all. Worst thing bubbles can cause is gas.

>>734861727
No coffee is not good for you
read more kid

Fake sugar makes you dump insulin harder than natural sugars. This will give you diabetes. Even regular sugar is bad you are supposed to get it from eating fruit. Also I drink my coffee black.

>>734862024
Tell me how, sir

>>734861500
Summer must be here

>>734861709
Artificial sugar is actually worse then sugar

>>734862024
http://www.webmd.com/food-recipes/features/coffee-new-health-food

Yes, it is

>>734862024
http://m.huffpost.com/us/entry/4102133
Maybe you need to learn to read

>>734862165
>>734862281
Not even real sources fags. Trust me I have multiple PhD's in human biology. Coffee is the 3rd most toxic thing you can ingest next to cigarettes and alcohol

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>>734862406
Get a load of this guy! Heh!

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It's fine, but it's a gateway drug to /sip/mixing

Honestly ive never seen anybody drink Monster that wasnt in highschool. Pour a cup of coffee, drink it.
Cut a line, snort it.
Join the the society of adulthood.

>>734860780
Because it has like 400% of your recommended daily value of vitamins and minerals and shit.

>>734860780
This is an old persons drink. Coffee is for even older people. Cool people drink 13 hour energy shots

How big are your hands? I look like a toddler when I hold energy drink cans

I've never had the issue with Monster or Red Bull but holy shit you can kill yourself with 5-Hour Energy drinks - easily as stimulating as a couple rails of blow and don't give me that you-must-not-know-what-coke-is-like shit, I'm from Miami.

>>734863002
>mfw i dropped 300 on shitty fucking coke and want to kill myself

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>>734863604

>>734861433
Sophistication? Top kek /b/

>>734863604
How much did you get for $300?

>>734863524
Post a pic of your hands pls

>>734861923
I dare you to try to sound more autistic.
I have my doubts its possible.

>>734862146
then sugar what?

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>>734863780
>>734863524
>this guy with the hands

>>734863714
100/g with no discount.
It was the first time it hit my town in 6 months. I used to get 8balls of better shit for 180

>>734861923
Besides all this gay arguing I feel like a coffee not an energry drink its morning anyways. I usually only drink energy drinks with liquors like the diet ones so no sugar or fructose since they make a better chaser than soda.

I am going to make some brb

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>>734863780
Like this basically

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>>734864176
Back

Coffee is a coffeeing.

You must really like monster or green.

>>734864190
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>>734863800
Anything is possible through god anon, you haven't even seen my true form

>>734860780
you look like a prepubescent teenager if you drink those. not to mention 54g of sugar and all the other shit they pack into those

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How is this any different than a penis?

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there's always the sugar free one : )

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>>734863710
Indeed, coffee is one of those things that is so simple its difficult to do correctly. Not just the preparing and brewing but the ritual in and of itself. The warmth of the cup in your hands, the silence of a cold winter morning. It is one of the most sophisticated drinks, right next to tea and some of the finer spirits. Prove me wrong. FIGHT ME!

>>734861086
https://yourlogicalfallacyis.com/appeal-to-nature

>>734864945
OP's pic is a sugar free one

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>>734865001
Get back to reddet with that bullshit faggot

Is it bad that I just put french vanilla creamer in my coffee? I am like an old lady lol

>>734865001
But with an energy drink, you get the feeling of CRACKING A COLD ONE WITH THE BOYS.

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>>734865086
Why not just use those Mio water additives the energy ones so you don't get all that other unnecessary shit with energy drinks? Unless you're addicted to carbonation.

>>734865265
men drink their coffee black. We all get there someday

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>>734865391
lol wut?

Damn this strong dark roast with french vanilla creamer is waking me the hell up fast. 3 sips in.

>>734865573
I make up for it in extra bold strong coffee. I am not trying to drink a sweet faggachino lol

>>734865493
What unnecessary shit? Everything in there like inositol, ginseng, b vitamins etc. are good for keeping you energized and focused to beat up beta males and fuck their fat girlfriends.

>>734865265
Fuck Reddit that's OC love from the soul for coffee. As long as you drink coffee your based in my book anon

>>734860780
It tastes better and, unlike coffee, ranting about how good you think it is makes you look like a giant faggot.

That said, I'd easily take certain flavors of them over coffee if I know I have a long day ahead. The nice thing is that being in a can, you can slowly sip one can over a day and have a constant buzz

>>734865827
Adding any sort of cream immediately ruins the coffee. Sweetener ontop of that makes it sweet faggachino shit

>>734865827
Bold coffee actually has less caffeine than regular or light. So you're a bitch basically.

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I'm addicted to Red Bull's really wish I had that energy all the time tbh

>>734865391
Or... You could just crack a beer with your friends?
Also coldbrew usually comes in a can, so there's that

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>>734865843
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BLikP6BDH5w

Do you even go outside? I bet the first random tweaker you see would have you squealing like a pig. A bitch pig.

>>734865929
Saying it tastes better is like saying four loko tastes better than whiskey

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you lot can thx me later
>i Fuck Tonight.com

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>>734865970
It is that international french vanilla stuff not really sweetener sweetener I hate that old lady artificial shit, I am going for a little flavor not sweetness in the coffee because black is black after a while. And I am not a one of those idiots adding sugar to black. Because other than that I don't want a mocha everyday that might as well be a hot chocolate. Besides diet energy drinks for liquor I usually use diet pepsi or whatever too, it helps avoid headaches the next day especially with clear liquor.

>>734866220
But they do? Like not even honey whiskey comes close to how easy four lokos are to drink, in my experience at least.

>>734862406
Multiple PhD's, yet you think you ingest cigarettes. Ya, right.

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This is now a coffee appreciation thread. Fuck you OP and your little boy juice drinks.

>>734866012
The sound of the crisp bubbles sizzling as you crack the can, along with the slight fog-like mist pouring out from the too, really gives you that revitalizing feeling of CRACKING A COLD ONE WITH THE BOYS, that cannot be replicated with coffee of any sort.

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>>734865985
Or I can just add a lil less water or more grinds ya cock meat sandwich. Again flavor, if you need that much caffeine in one setting you're an old man with no natural energy.