Ill start. >Wish i could fuck any bitch i want

>>734849586
But you suffer from premature ejaculation

I wish I were dead

I wish that I had unlimited wishes and they cannot be changed.
>I win faggots

>>734849844
But your body stays un burried and warm for everybody to rape for eternity

>>734849844
Granted but you're forced to relive your life from the beginning until death is granted over and over for the rest of eternity

>>734849899
Wish granted but you're a brain dead human vegetable unable of creating intelligent thought.
Therefore making you unable to wish for anything

>>734849586
I wish I enjoyed life for every second of it

>>734850110
I said my wish was untouchable. You didn't grant that.

>>734849899
you can wish unlimited and your wishes can't be changed but when you make a wish you die

I wish I could travel to other habitable worlds

I wish I could spawn $1000/day whenever I want

>>734850173
Granted, But your seconds are numbered and only have 30 to live

>>734850173
Granted but you only have 24 hours to live

>>734850178
how autistic are you?

>>734850178
i didn't change anything. I granted your wish
Yes you are able to have unlimited wishes but you are that brain dead that you can't think or muster the brainpower to make one.
So no I didn't change anything

>>734850222
Granted, but once you leave one you can never return

>>734849899
Granted but you can only wish for a constant drilldo in your ass.

I wish I had the perfect girlfriend.

>>734850178
You said the unlimited nature of the wishes couldnt ve changed, not that nothing would happen to you. L2 godmod faggot

>>734850377
Granted but you are a flaming homosexual

>>734850344
Lmao this one is good

>>734850377
Granted but she dies after a week being together

>>734850417
Lol

I wish I was happy and content forever.

>>734850377
Granted, but she does not have an anus or vagina and has an untouchable gag reflex

I wish I could make hot girls on the street want to fuck me.

>>734850529
Wish granted but they all are ridden with STD'S

I wish I had nuke launch codes

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>>734850318
Even better :)

>>734850610
Granted, but you have to suck off the POTUS for them.

>>734850610
Shit wish, Granted. Don't even need to corrupt it because you will literally not be able to use it and they will just be changed once you leak them
KEK

>>734850513
Granted, but you're floating in outer space for eternity with maimed genitals. Good one btw

>>734850513
granted but you only live for a week

>>734850222
Granted but all lifeforms are hellbent on killing you on site

>>734850708
EZ
>>734850748
fuck off with your logic

I wish that i can become invisible on demand

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>>734850513
Granted, but your skin gradually becomes darker and darker, and you lose IQ points as well, until suddenly, you have 22 IQ points and approximately 3.921 chromies.

>>734850915
Granted, but whilst invisible you can't move

I wish I could start and stop time

>>734850915
Wish granted, but every time you turn invisible, 100 muslims die.

>>734850514
the gag reflex wont be a problem for him with his tiny weener

>>734850915
Granted, but while you're invisible you're in excruciating pain and are 100X louder than an average person.

>>734850981
Granted, but you still age whilst time is not moving for everyone else

>>734850981
Wish granted, but when time is stopped, you can't move

>>734849586
Granted, but it only applies to the literal definition of "bitch".
>>734850173
Granted, but your memory resets at the end of every day like the girl in 50 first dates.
>>734850377
Granted, but she's perfect for everyone except you.
>>734850529
Granted, but they are all transgirls and like to top.

>>734850981
Granted, but every time you start or stop time your dad has to fuck you and cum on your face

>>734851009
KEK

Imma turn invisible 5 times a day just because.. Im like the invisible white non-suicide annihilator

>>734850981
Granted, but instead of stopping time, you speed up your personal experience of time to the point where it appears to stop, and that rapidly deteriorates from your lifespan.

>>734850233
Except it's in Zimbabwean money and therefore inflated to fuck

i wish to be the most charming person in the world

>>734851130
Ah the 3rd one is really good and hits the feels :(

>>734851207
Everyone else dies

>>734850233
Granted but everything increases in value by $1000 dollars until you spend that money.

>>734851207
Granted, but everyone one in the world visually disgusts you and the sight of people makes you sick

I wish to wish.

I wish I had unlimited wishes and was invincible to any changes in body, mind, or wishes.

>>734851372
Granted but your wish doesn't come true

>>734851207
Granted but you have no hands, tongue, or genitals.

>>734851372
You can wish all you want, but none of those wishes are ever granted.

>>734851456
thats sick dude

>>734851207
Granted, but every time you talk to someone you constantly fart.

>>734849586
I wish for all mudslimes and nignogs to have a wonderful place to live... not usa and away the fuck from me.

>>734851439
Granted, but you're in a cage forever.

>>734851466
isnt that like reality ?

>>734851515
I'd wish out of the cage

>>734851506
They are granted the entire earth, everyone not black or muslim is killed so they can take over. You are magically sent to live on Pluto.

>>734849586
I wish I could fuck little girls irl

I wish a вoт хyй вaм.

>>734851439
Your mom dies in her sleep tonight. Wishes won't safe her or bring her back.

>>734851506
Wish granted, but they require millions from you for reperations.

>>734851336
Kek

I wish to be someone's wish.

>>734851651
Yesss deal

I wish to die, wheter slowly fastly or so

>>734851729
Granted, but you hate everything about the person who wished for you

I wish that the gays couldn't exist and I couldn't become one

>>734851729
It's to be a fuck doll to a catman with their barbed dicks for the rest of your life

>>734851796
You reincarnate into poor jew.

I wish I had a real, not licensed firearm

>>734850377
granted, you are now a woman

>>734851796
You will be reborn as a sentient toilet

>>734851896
Impossible, there are no poor jews! I'm living proof of that!

>>734851796
Granted, but as you die all other things you ever wanted exist i.e. world peace

>>734851902
Yes, but it's a kalibri.

>>734850529
granted, all girls you meet will have a strap on and fuck you

>>734851902
Your arm starts to burn without ever stopping and it hurts like fuck

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>>734851966
like this one? That's not even bad

I wish super powers existed and could be obtained naturally

>>734852065
Your genes said no

I wish to never exist. I won.

>>734852030
not that kind dumbass

>>734852047
Fine. You get the gun. In battlefield 1.

>>734851902
granted, but the gun is broken

I wish that I was in full control of my emotions.

>>734849986
Who cares if you're dead?

>>734852114
Granted, but because you don't exist time is changed and the human race evolves into godlike creatures without you

>>734852213
Granted.. But you only have one emotion. To be forever severely depressed.

>>734849899
You have unlimited wishes but you can't grant them yourself and no one else will for you.
>>734850173
Every second second is hell, you'll get used to it and then you'll love it.
>>734850222
You'll never find any where you want.
>>734850233
Want is easy. You'll have all the things you want and you'll find it hard to keep wanting, life will become unbearable and you'll be paying the $1000 a day just to keep yourself from suicide.
>>734850377
She will never be satisfied, you'll always find yourself lacking.
>>734850513
Your views off the world sharply decline after and your idea of happiness shifts with it. You are happy relative to yourself, but every one else sees you as a manic.
>>734850610
And know every one else knows too.
>>734850529
You can be fucked finacially.
>>734850915
It's the demands of others that make you invisible.
>>734850981
You'll reach a point where you won't want to start time, slipping in between the two will be two easy and you'll lose touch with reality.
>>734851207
Your wish is literal, you're trapped inside the earth. You're always the most charming person because you're the only person you know and you can't see past your own charm.
>>734851372
Your wish is granted and the lack of wishes you actually have drives you insane as if you were constantly drowning but without any of the feeling. You could wish for air, but why would you? You can wish but you don't have any reason to.

>>734852192
and can't be fixed

>>734852114
Someone else wishes you back into existence

>>734852114
granted, you become a religion

I wish I could read minds.

>>734852490
Granted, but you can only hear the negative thoughts about yourself

>>734852490
granted.. its in braile. you have to touch and rub there head to read there mind

I wish OJ simpson was a faggot

I wish i could make wishes and control the consequences of it

>>734851553
You'll find yourself at a constant discomfort, you will never enjoy anything and you will always seek to cure this melody by making yourself better. Every day will be hell but you'll be better for it, no longer held back by society.
>>734851637
You're a mormon, and a bad father. Or mother. Your children will hate your regardless.
>>734851729
You are every ones wish, every one who is to afraid to wish.
>>734851844
No one learnt about gender and there is no distinction between male and female, you're not a 'male' but you're still you.
>>734851796
You die of a natural death from living a tenderly loved life, it passes quickly for you. In the blink of an eye.
>>734851902
You'll always think you've got one up over every one else, or they'll think that you think you do, every one and cops even more will be suspicous of you at all times. Even if you lose the gun.
>>734852065
They always have been, you'll never be able to endure the pain of evoloution.
>>734852114
Nothing can interact with nothing, or it wouldn't be nothing. If it made something of something it would be something from the start, you become nothing but you still experience it from your perspective.
>>734852213
You'll always feel responsible for EVERYTHING inside you and outside.

>>734852798
granted, youre his prison bitch

I wish that I could know when a person dies 1 hour before they do and save them from death.

>>734852886
Granted, but have to speak an unknown ancient language to achieve it

>>734852965
Granted, but you kill yourself an hour after realizing how much death stalks the world around us

I want AIDs

>>734853074
That's his choice and not your influence over his wish! Cheater, cheater! You can't give conditions! You can only give them what they ask for!

>>734852965
granted you will know an hour before they die but actually saving any of them will result in your death

>>734852965
granted, but two people die as a result of your actions every time you save someone

I want traps not to be gay.

i wish i was in a story, where i was a little guy that lives in a blue world
and all day and all night and everything i see
is just blue like me inside and outside
blue my house with a blue little window
and a blue corvette
And everything is blue for me and myself
and everybody around

>>734853200
calm the fuck down autist

>>734853107
granted, you shrink down and become a piece of the aids virus

>>734852965
>>734853002
>>734853247
He didn't even specify how often it occurs, why it occurs, how it occurs, how he controls it, the effect controlling it takes on him, if control is needed or what his role as the savior is. Just shoot him all over the universe, about to kill yourself? You can't now because for just the right amount of time some one was flung across the world to knock the gun out your hand, stop you from getting on the chair or to drain the water from your bath.

>>734853107
You have aids, but it will kill you in 5 months.

>>734853413
Then I don't have AIDs, I am AIDs. That's completely different

>>734853388
You're too blue to appreciate being blue, you just feel regular. Like you did before the wish, but even more so, because now you really are blue all the way through.

>>734853441
again, calm the fuck down autists. I didn't even respond to that anon

>>734853408
Not even mad, faggot. I do what I want and I don't give a fuck. I'll shit in your god damn mouth.

>>734853379
granted,traps now have a sexual orientation. a bear trap, spike trap, mine trap , etc. cant be made without having male and female parts. male screws to female holes

>>734853603
I threw you in again for no reason, don't be such a retard, retard.

>>734853441
Captain fucking Retard here thinks there needs to be operational definitions in one of the 125 posts

>>734853611
I didn't say you were mad. You're autistic. Grade A autistic

>>734853755
I don't think anything. What's your point, Admiral Dicklips?

>>734853441
That was a weird post to sperg out over

>>734853829
I am what I am. Are you done?

>>734853851
>hurr durr just pretending to be retarded

>>734853855
I'm getting sick of the taste.

>>734853851
>I don't think anything.
that's probably why you're being called retarded and autistic so much itt

>>734853900
Are you done whoring for attention faggot?

>>734853905
II mean I don't think anything. I do what I want. You'd like me to be retarded so you don't have to feel as stupid as me, though, I bet.

I wish to have a wish

>>734853961
Yeah, the people who are calling me these things think I am these things because they are too. We're in the same place, doing the same thing, talking to each other. The only thing that changes is that you're talking to me and I'm talking to you.

>>734853950
>if I act more autistic, it'll cover up my actual autism
Bold move anon

>>734854008
You've got mine.

>>734853950
>>734853900
>>734853851
>>734853667
triggered autism is best autism kek

>>734854088
Not even, Steven. I'm just getting tired of talking to you lot. Unfortunately, that's all I seem to run into.

I wish that I could control others luck in any way and become an unseen god

>>734854017
oh good he's underage too

>>734854140
I do what I want, suck my left nut.

>>734854035
granted, you find yourself trapped in a loop where you must compulsively wish for a wish, this loop will continue on till you die

>>734854203
Not as underage as that guy.

I wish to control probabilities

>>734854017
>You'd like me to be retarded so you don't have to feel as stupid as me, though, I bet.
Holy jeebus this isn't a cringe thread anon.

>>734854035
Error paradox detected

>>734854266
You probably get your wish.

>>734854272
Don't think about it then.

>>734854096
Are you arguing like a teenage girl on purpose?

>>734854295
Nice
>did I won?

>>734854266
granted, you are given dubs. and now the power is gone

>>734854326
No, it just happens that way.

>>734854337
Did you?

>>734854165
Then stop responding you autistic attention whore

I wish to have a beautiful slut that will always love me, can't get STDs, is always horny, likes what I like and does what I say

>>734854403
I can't. You haven't wished me well.

I wish to be able to time travel to any time and get back to my time

>>734854452
Granted, but that slut is a clone of you

>>734854452
Granted, but it's a tulpa

>>734853388
but you ain't got nobody to listen to

>>734851130
THAT LAST ONE IS NOOOOT A DOWNSIDE.

>>734854559
Granted, but everytime you time travel you loose 10 IQ

i wish i had a sexy trap girlfriend with a nice ass

I wish what ever I say becomes true i.e. the sun is a square and it becomes a square

>>734854711
try harder, its still worth it
>go back in time to rome
>warn them of their impending doom
>they manage to not fuck up
>take over rest of the world
>world peace?

>>734855030
Granted, but she commits suicide after a day and you can't rape her dead body or masturbate to her

>>734855355
damn, guess its on too looking at her like art
+ she never dumped me so im still in a relationship

>>734855030
granted but your sex drive completely disappears

>>734855675
Watch out, you may make yourself into a better man and find another woman who makes you feel better but you can't be with because you're still in love with a dead girl.

>>734850021
Jesus Christ get me off that ride.

>>734849586
Literally saw this shit on facebook earlier but okay.
>>734855125
Surprise, you're now mute nigger.

>>734855030
Granted but your dick becomes so small that he barely enjoys it and he starts to psychologically bully you until you don't enjoy fucking with him anymore and you become a blue-balled cuck for the rest of your life

>>734851009
You were supposed to reply with a downside.

>>734855125
No one believes your prophecies. Tell me more. Cassandra.

>>734856381
Well, with 100's of muslims dieing I'm sure a few people won't be happy with you.

I wish for world peace?

>>734856459
No one would be able to prove it. Plus there is no way he'd be found

>>734856476
The world is at peace but no one believes it, fear becomes the new god and every one isolates themself from every one else. If they didn't, there conflicting desires would give way to new conflicts.

>>734856565
Maybe not, but every one would be looking for him.

I wish that no one reply to me

>>734856645
how would they know it was him?

>>734856605
You can do better than that anon

>>734849586
wish 90% of my body fat would disappear, it's just there, not even holding me back from doing anything, i can run, jump, do yoga, anything a flexible skinny person can do, i just don't look good doing it.

post ending in 57190 is a faggot

>>734856645
That's where the invisibility comes in

>>734857190
Granted, but not only can you only speak on this site you will also be kidnaped and the kidnapper will only let you go if some one replies to you

>>734857721
you replied so my wish is not granted

>>734857768
see --->>>734857428

I wish I had a real life loli girlfriend

>>734857721
You'd be surprised to watch people catch on to, imagine if 100's of people were really dieing and then some one noticed that this cunt was disappearing all the time. People inquire more, knowledge becomes common and hey! What's with this strange coincidence? They might before a few woods down before they get him but they're going to be hunting for witches.

>>734858502
you're retarded son

>>734858419
nice one but my wish was not granted

>>734858591
If I could die at a moments notice, I'd do anything about it.

>>734858668
you're muslim?
is that why you are so triggered about this? and so sure that this dude will be caught?
whatever helps you sleep at night buddy

>>734858599
regardless you're still a faggot

>>734858447
It's still illegal so you are arrested and if not she is stolen by overs wanting her

>>734859009
>overs wanting her
>overs
you need to be 18 to post here

>>734859158
You caught me, I'm dyslectic

>>734858809
No, I'm not. I'm just exploring possibilites, like the fact that you're so on me like a fire is because the fire is burning inside you. Turn it on me all you want, you won't save yourself.

>>734857375
None of the fat on your torso is gone, or as little as possible. Now you just look like some noodly armed freak

>>734859492
lol oh poor naive little faggot
for your sake i hope you're attempting to troll

I wish i could be God

>>734860044
You now know and can do anything. Nothing will ever be interesting, exciting or fun ever again.