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If bears got no claws, who would win?

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If bears got no claws, who would win?
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>>734847314
Gorilla
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>>734847314
The bear
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>>734847314
Gorilla would win even if the bear had claws. Pretty sure the muscle density of a gorilla is like 10x that of a human being or some ridiculous shit. Basically, you don't fuck with gorillas.
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Brock Lesnar
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>>734847314

Bears, because they do have claws. You can't just negate reality.

Even without claws, they can hit just as hard as the Gorilla and have a stronger bite.
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>>734847314
Gorilla wins even if bear had claws.

Fuck, I'd even bet the gorilla wins against 2 bears. Leaps, crushes skull. Rinse repeat.
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>>734847551
yeah, but the bear just stands still and scratch the shit out of the gorilla every pass it makes. Gorilla would lose. Bear has the stamina, gorilla has the sprint.
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Bear hands down. Kodiak bears are the largest bears in the world. A large male can stand over 10' tall when on his hind legs, and 5' when on all four legs. They weigh up to 1,500 pounds. A silverback of over 1.8 m (5 ft 11 in) and 230 kg (510 lb) has been recorded in the wild. The bear has gorilla on weight and strength even without claws bears are much more aggressive and much more inclined for conflict.
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>>734847793
>implying the Gorilla would just pass the bear
>implying it wouldn't cave the bears face in with one leap
>wut

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MTIIaWxvpCg
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>>734847314
Bear would still EASILY win. They have been known to break a bison's neck with one swipe. The ape would be crushed.
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>>734847551
Wrong. Even if that number is correct, the bear's is likely FAR higher.
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>>734848044
>>734847962
>>734847896
>>734847793

You guys are a bunch of fucking morons. Let's see, Leonardo DiCaprio killed a bear and a gorilla could easily kill Leo. Do the math you autistic faggots, gorilla wins easily.
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Gorilla, he could club the Bear's skull in before the Bear could do any fatal damage to the Gorilla. (Even with claws)
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>>734847314
Grizlord, hands down
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>>734848170
Shit bait fag
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>>734848920
>implying it's bait
>implying the pic doesn't imply that
>implying
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Gorilla. Gorillas can lift 8,000 lbs, Bears can only lift 2,000 lbs.
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>>734847314
Gorilla would win, even with the bear having claws, because Affirmative Action.
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>>734847590
Kek good one
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Gorilla being a primate fashions a spear tool out of wood, stabs bear. Game over.
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>>734849480
But grizzly bears can take multiple bullets and not go down
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>>734849157
Lel some bears are 2000 lbs. What you just think they lay around all day?
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>>734849333
So a progressive liberal would come in and start threatening nature with diversity/including lawsuits... sounds about right.
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>>734847314
Gorilla mainly uses teeth while fighting and rarely fight. Bears use teeth and claws to fight and fight more frequently against other teeth/claw wielding bears.

Bear wins easily.
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>>734847598
gorillas have a 1200lb bite
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>>734849611
Gorillas can take a 12g to the chest
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>>734849692
No they dont the heaviest bears would be 1300lb max
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my niBBa harambe
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>>734847314
the bear, because the police would shoot and arrest that nigger for chimping out on the poor bear
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Stupid bear doesn't even have its hands up, it's gonna catch that hook str8-2theFACE
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>>734847551
one swipe of this shit and the gorilla will get cleaved in half
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>>734847551
Actually Chimpanzees are 10x the strength of humans. We've never successfully measured the strength of a gorrilla. All we know is that they are much much stronger than a chimp. They are 400 pounds of pure muscle.
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I found footage guys but it doesn't show who wins.

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=H-kNlOIuQ3E
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>>734847314
godzilla would win obviously...
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I read a while back that a bear would win over a lion because the bear's jaws can crush things with something like 2 tons of of pressure, which is enough to crush the lions skull. Bear could easily overpower a gorilla and crush the gorillas skull.
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Every time with this thread...why in the heck would you ever think a gorilla could take on a bear? "the gorilla would just do a magic flip in the air and bruce lee the bears skull". Animals don't fight in trained manners. They use brute strength and nature. What do you think the nature of a gorilla will tell it when a bear stands up 9 feet in the air? It would just run for its life. If a fight even came, the bear would kill that gorilla without getting a tickle. I mean come on.
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>>734854684
>why in the heck would you ever think a gorilla could take on a bear?

I can tell you why: Because both animals are area claimants. If their areas overlap, they will try to defend their areas
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>>734848170
but what if leonardo kills a bear bear kills a gorilla and gorilla kills leo?
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>>734856057
You mean the "Rock–paper–scissors" principle? Hm, good point, Sir!
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>>734853433
Lions and gorillas are fucking different animals
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Some time ago I watched a video where they have cut a bear's claws and put him in a cage with two pitbulls. The pitbulls fucked the bear.
Definitely the gorilla wins
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>>734850681

so do Grizzly Bears..
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>>734847551

The Bear has superior muscle density as well plus a thick layer of fat and fur to protect vital areas.

Bears fight other bears each year man.
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>>734847314
Still the bear. It's nearly twice the size of the gorilla
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>>734856986
>and put him in a cage with two pitbulls.
Where'd they get a bear in Chicago?
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Without claws the fight would be heated but we all realize Gorillas are some of the biggest pussies in the animal kingdom, right?

I mean, bears are jumpy but a grizzly will charge and maul you if provoked, even if yoou stand your ground. A gorilla will shit its britches if you hold your ground. I'd imagine this also has to do with intelligence and the gorilla pondering why something isn't running from its angry ass.
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>>734849157
lifting strength =/= fighting strength
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the Jews
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wat
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>>734847314
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>>734847551
Spotted the niggetynog

> The bear: his jaw streght is about 1200psi in comparisment with 800 of a gorilla or 60-80 of a human being.

> If he had no claws?. ffs
> If the gorilla had no arms?
> a bear kills 30% of his preys with claws.
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>>734847904

Cool. This Polar bear is about as big as a Grizzly can be.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iUAx7raomxY
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>>734860308
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>>734852061
What the fuck did I just watch?
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>>734847314


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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t0bC8-2k9jk
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>>734847551

LOL! You're retarded. So what if gorilllas are way stronger than humans? So are bears! Have you ever seen gorillas fight? They can't even hurt each other. All gorillas do is shove each other around, and they are not going to intimidate away a bear twice its size. Gorillas aren't shit against a bear. Sure a gorilla would throw around a human like nothing, but it's not going to throw a bear around. But the bear will tear a gorilla to pieces.
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>>734860944
Do yourselves a favour and skip to 1:40
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>>734847314
Depends, is said gorilla harambe? Because if so it only takes one shot
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>>734847551
Get out of here Joe Rogan
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>>734861117
Long,boring,didn't watch and nobody fuckin cares what joe rogan thinks.
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>>734852061
holy shit that was a real eyeopener
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>>734848254
>ak a bison's neck with one sw

Show me ANY footage of a gorilla hurting something by clubbing it. Here is a gorilla fight. They can't even punch. Gorilla abilities are so over rated it's ridiculous. You've been watching too much planet of the apes All gorillas do is charge and if that doesn't work, they ain't got shit. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3T0z1CT-nR8
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>>734847904
>cave the bears face in

now I know you're a fucking retard, bears have been known to have bullets ricochet off of their heads, not to mention they have one of the largest adrenal glands of any mammal
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>>734850681
gorillas have an 800lb bite, grizzlies have 1200
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