REPLY TO THIS THREAD AND YOU WILL HAVE A GIRLFRIEND BY TOMORROW

do i get to punch her in the face?

I do not want a gf
:/

>>734844726
No u

I don't need a GF, I only need my anime body pillow

>>734844726
Please god

>>734844726
Every time I see this image I think the bandage is a piece of bacon and I get really fucking hungry.

>>734844726
come back to me

yes pls

That's some gay shit

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yes pls

yes daddy

Ok

>>734844726
>Implying it's possible

>>734846069
implying it isn't possible

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Oh well, let's test this bs

Ok kevin

Plz

What

y not

>>734844726
ok

plz

>>734844726
>>

Lol bullshit

This exact same post was on here 2 days ago...

>>734844726
This pic is highly unsettling, what's the story behind it?

>>734844726
irl?

>>734844726
Hopefully she doesn't have her nose busted like that.

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Realy Nigga

wtf anon

>>734844726
If its not pic related don't bother

Yay gf

>>734844726
yeah right

will she be under 300 lbs?

>>734844726
Thank

>>734844726
yes plz

Gimme a loli

I know I'll die alone

Henry is a nigger in Aryan skin

>>734844726
inb4 trap

Watch this work

I mean why not

God I gope this works, my clothes won't wash themselves.

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I want two

thank me later
>iFuck Tonight.com

>>734844726
mares eat oats and does eat oats and little lambs eat ivy, a kid'll eat ivy too, wouldn't you?

>>734844726
B-but..
My psychiatrist says I won't for many years.

>>734844726
why not

>>734848115
psychiatrists don't know shit

okie

yas

>>734844726
I want gf

I trust you magic post

>>734844726
A few days ago, I replied to this thread.

The next day my brother got a gf.

well ok

>>734844726
okay

>>734848457
Oh no you just replied so soon he might have two.

>>734844726
Let's see how i will get a gf without leaving my house.

>>734847996
watch out for drop bears

i a going to bookstore later

Big tiddy gf pls

No I wont

give me em

>>734844726
hm...

Hope she's not a nigger

Lets do dis shiet

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>>734844726
im gay

>>734844726
op we all know that shit aint going to happen

>>734844726
Here's a (You)
A deal's a deal

I don't wanna girl friend just let me keep cucking this cuck-tard

>>734844726
challenge accepted

look at all these sorry cunts... yes plz

I wish

Yes please

>>734844726
Hooray this post again..

METS GO POGCHAMP

K

>>734844726
thanks op i hope this works

pls

Not gonna happen but still /b/tards need hope too

>>734844726
Why does she have bacon across her nose?

Aight

>>734844726
I already have a gf. Did i have tomorrow 2 gf?

>>734844726
Thanks

>>734844726
i doubt it. no one will ever love me

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ok

She better be able to fly too because I need to save on gas.

Fuck you op

>>734844726
pls

op better deliver

Here's hoping

is it a 2d gf?
if not then i may have to reject her tomorrow

neat

>>734844726
no thanks

>>734844726
best not be lyin to me op, i'm trusting you here

>>734844726
Reply

>>734844726
ok

will she return to me

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Don't want a girlfriend tomorrow, so I give my luck to another person. However, I do want to progress things with this girl I teach with.

Alright

>>734844726
naaaataaaasssshhhaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

>>734844726
I doubt it.

>>734844726
Reply.

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>>734844726
U-um how d-does this w-work??

But j-just in case I'm replying. Y-you know, for the girlfriend thing... Y-yea.

im black

Make it happen

my name jeff is still a funny meme

>>734844726
Seriously man come on

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ya know i actually have a date tomorrow so, fuck it. have a zaku

I want!...no need!! a girlfriend. save me!!!!

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ok.

OP is Chris brown

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Cmon

>>734844726
Lol

OH FUCK IT ALMOST HELPED ME YESTERDAY

lol niBBa let me put more hickeys on that bitches neck for her cuck bf to see

Worth a try

>>734844726
K

>>734844726
No you won't.

Lol

Sure

>>734844726
as if

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>>734844726

eh why not

>>734844726
let's see

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>>734844726
But I don't want a girlfriend. Them bitches are expensive.

what the actual fuck who is this girl? y is she like this jesus

Well this is inconvenient

>>734844726
Nah

>>734844726
Bacon nose thread again

>>734844726
Thank mr skeletal

Sure why not

ok

>>734844726
>Once upon a time, I was just a tree, but I died, just to see myself to become a table.

Ok

1st post ever on 4chin, gonna see if this site is for reals

>>734844726
Plz god

Ok

XD

>>734844726
ok

>>734844726
Rollin'

>>734844726
Ok

ok but can i be the gf

>>734844726
Im so desparate on this point...

>>734844726
I already have a gf what do?

ok

>>734844726
one punch dude

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>>734844726

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Pls

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>

>>734844726
pls

rolleruibi i guess

>>734844726
k

Pls

>>734844726
binch

op plz

lol dat nigga dead

Succ

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>replying to bait
>ever

>>734844726
Thanks, OP. I didn't know it was going to be this easy.

>>734844726
what the fuck did you just fucking said

>>734844726
I WISH

нy дa, кoнeчнo

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>>734844726

ok

ayy

I reply
Please Carla be mine

>>734844726
plz

>>734844726
replying

>>734844726
PLEASE

>>734856035
OH god please I miss you

>>734856280
PLS RESPOND

>>734844726
I challenge you and your nifty spells to a duel of truth!

please be true I'm so lonely

plz

y not

>>734844726
Worth a go.

>>734844726
no thanks

I hope that

>>734844726
plz :(

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thank you scouser

>>734844726
The last one worked I think, but this reply might strenghten our relationship
Thanks OP

>>734844726
ok

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i dont believe

PLZ A GRILLFRIEND

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kek

just in case

ok

>>734844726
Give me a girlfriend plz ;)

Am I being bamboozled?

>>734844726
Need one that cooks. Thanks OP.

>>734844726
Ad winrarium!

I already have a gf, but ok

Im lonely help pls

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>>734858405
me too, i already have a gf but two gfs are better than one I guess

>>734844726
God fucking damnit

it work thank

bamboozle much?

>>734844726
okay

>>734844726
A-are you sure?

>>734844726
I dont believe you!

i wish

>>734844726
Pls

kk

Let's hope /b/rothers

i`m pretty desperate now. soooo... what the hell.

>>734844726
Thanks I guess

might as well

okay

Piece of shit, this didn't work.

>>734844726
n

>>734844726
someone could say who's this girl ? see her regularly on /b/.... (or backstory about pic, dont give a shit)

Gib GF Naw

ok

>>734844726
What about a BF?
>gay

>>734844726
leggo kelly !

please god

Gay

>>734844726
bitch better stay

here we go again

Pls

niggers

Fuck you

I believe

>>734844726
Please Catherine or Hannah apologise to me

youll never shine if u dont glow

>>734844726
sure ok

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>>734844726

Yolo

As a professional Chad i can always use more pump and dumpsters.

>>734844726
IM GAY

>>734862661
Poor creature.. 10/10 amerifat owners

hopes and dreams, hopes and dreaaams

>>734844726
ok

>>734844726
You better not be lying to me OP

>>734844726
why not

>>734844726
is this thread live everyday lol its a scam

Bet

Will fate deliver?

Already have one - or not. We had a big fight and I'm desperate.

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Sure ok

i have nothing to lose

>>734844726
xdd

bosting in gf thread

>>734844726
What if I want a wife?

hope so :D

My Reply. Go me

>>734844726
GIB GF PLZ

>>734844726
pls

>>734844726
pretty please

>>734844726
sure why not
>annon please

If dubs I get the best one here

plz

>>734844726
I invoke thy dark powers once again, old friend..

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>>734844726

>>734848220
This. Biggest waste of fucking time.

ok

trust

gimme!

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>>734844726
I dont wanna die alone

I've tried nothing else so let's give this a shot

my waifu keeps me company

xD

>>734844726
ok

Praying

>>734844726
Worth a shot right?