Hey /b/, I am at a pub for dinner, barmaid is cute. When I placed

SWEDEN YES!

>>734834799
No. Her tips are dependent on her being overtly nice to you.

>>734834906
No tip for taking my order though, you just pay for the meal

>>734834962
Still, it's a customer service oriented job.
She HAS to be nice.

>>734835033
But the other chick, who I bought my beer from, whom I could've tipped, didn't even make eye contact nor smile

>>734835218
Everyone's different bucko

>>734834799
That depends on you faggot. She meets lots if men everyday and she doesn't expect things to go anywhere. So you have to make this happen

>>734835357
How?

>>734835218
All I know is there's nothing more cringeworthy than watching desperate guys trying to hit on women in service jobs because they were friendly.

If you need to ask /b/ for dating advice you have no chance in hell.

>>734835435
I'm not hitting on her, just asking

>>734835483
It's not about dating, it's about getting laid

>>734834799
Yes, that's an obvious sign that she wants the D. I suggest you wait for her shift to finish, wait for her in the back alley and just take the bitch, no words exchanged, no questions asked, it's sexier that way. If she resists it's cause she likes it rough. You'll thank me later.

>>734835567
You should always be assuming the answer is no.
You run into her outside of her job & she acts the same, it's a different story.

>>734835630
That sound rapish

>>734835611
Dating/Fucking no matter, if you need to ask others before you go and talk to a girl then you clearly have very little confidence and very little chance.

>>734835698
to a pussy, yeah, it would.
Be a man & take it like she wants you to.

>>734835685
Should I find where she lives/hangs out?

The easiest way to find out is to just ask whoever you think is interested in you out at the first opportunity. The trick is, if they say no, you brush it off and act like a normal human being and move on with your day. After a while you will have a better sense of the differences between someone just being nice and someone flirting with you. Although everyone is different so one girls begging for it may be another's normal behavior...

>>734835770
Finding out where she hangs out is pretty safe, not too aggressive; go for it.

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Op >>734834799
An >>734835357
Op >>734835416

And then
An >>734835435
Op >>734835567
>just asking
Op >>734835611
>i was only pretending

Top kek

>Do I have a chance?
why the fuck are you here asking us?
why the fuck aren't you greetexting the story of how you got laid?

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>>734835972
I think she just finished her shift, she's sitting there teading a book. I have no plans tonight as usual, I could wait and follow her when she leaves?

>>734836137
>I could wait and follow her when she leaves?
Christ, just ask her if she wants to hang out; don't follow her. Unless you plan on raping her.

>>734836137
>I could wait and follow her when she leaves?
and so a rapist was born...

I LOVE SWEDEN

>>734836137
Clearly not op. This post is at least 300% more retarded.

>>734836137
>follow her

Jesus dude, could you be any more creepy about it?
She's probably just waiting for Chad Thundercock to come pick her up, take her out somewhere then take her home to fuck her brains out.

>>734836339
It is OP. By the way, forgot to mention, she's like half my age. I look young for my age though

>>734834799
Who's got the webm?

>>734834799
Either you are kidding or one of the dumbest people I have ever seen on /b/.

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where this is heading

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>"thaank yoooouuu!!"

Bitch is just after your rupees, OP.

>>734836466
>girl is at least 18 to work in a pub
>half op age
>18*2=36
>op is at least 36
>older girl gets worse op get
>19=38
>20=40
>etc
>if girl is 25 then op is 50
>op is a decrepit old perv probably sat wheezing while drinking a pint of stale bitter and staring and young girls

>>734836875
I don't wheeze. I had a pale ale. Didn't stare, just eyed her up

>>734837191
YOU'RE STILL FUCKING OLD FAGGOT

>>734836752
this

anyone have the vid?

>>734838421
What vid?

>>734835435
absolutely this 100% the lady is doing her job she doesn't give a single fuck about op

>>734838535
muslim man rapes girl and films assault.mp4 you got it?

>>734838537
How do you know? Not the slightest chance she may have liked me?

>>734838608
nope. she just wants to make her money and go home. she can meet guys anywhere why would she do it at work.

>>734838707
Because I am good looking and kinda wealthy? She could've seen the potential

>>734835611
>about getting laid
what do you mean "about getting laid"?

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>>734838881
>good looking and kinda wealthy

and you come on /b/ for dating advice. sure dude

>>734834799
Ceep kalm & tell us about your order))

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Idiot

so this is the newest version of the "A muslim raped someone in sweden and got away with it" story. What is this? number 7? 8?

>>734836875
you don't have to be 18 to work in a pub, in my country its legally at 16 and I saw a lot of girls doing it earlier (inofficial obviously)

>>734839069
wish I was u18 again, missed opportunity

>>734839069
Try story 371.

>>734839207
Unoffical

>>734839030
/thread

>>734839019
Only because I'm those things doesn't mean I can't ask for advice

>>734839255
they do seem to come out fairly quickly. Do the people making them just hope if they tell the same lie over and over people will start to buy it? Cause they aren't...

>>734839410
>off the books
>under the table
>behind the scenes

that's all I got

>>734839703
That's not too bad

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>>734840112
practicing my english

>>734840211
Where from?

>>734839600
You mean they are fake news?