how do I get banned?

>>734830153
Bump I would like to know too

>>734830153
make a thread saying that ur underage

>>734830153
Ask to post the alien picture displayed on /pol a while back and its an instaban

>>734830287
How does one prove they are/aren't underage?

>>734830287
that's it?
really?

>>734830439
I'm 12 and what is this?

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>>>734830505

>>734830153
CP

>how do I get banned

Easy, post some cheese pizza

>be a pedo
>already gave CP available
>pretend you only had it to see if you get banned
>profit

>>734830153
Post anything that looks like cp or ask for cp and you'll be banned for sure (chance is better if you make a new thread about it)

Why do you ask?

>>734830989
is this fake ?

>>734831975
Either that or the shipping is expensive

>>734830989
This was literally the only time I saw something on Facebook first then /b after

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>>734831923

>>734832034
>>734832064
do you dare to order one? i mean whats the worst thing that could happen?

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>>734832118
Thx bruv

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>>734832119
Maybe it's the mudslimes trying to bomb us

>>734832119
>what's the worst that can happen
They get your order wrong?

>>734830352
you have my attention, but i am just gonna google it. doubt i will find it though.

>>734830153
Step uno: post underage girls or boys
Step dos: get banned like a faggot

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>>734830352
>>734832419

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>>734832577

>>734832634
Heeelll nah.. to the nah nah nah

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Like this.

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>>734832757

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>>734832757
O SHIT NIGGER THE FUCK ARE YOU DOIN

>>734832634
I'm not going to open that file and extract the extra hidden data in it. Fuck that shit. Nice try FBI. I know 60% or more of you are kiddy diddlers and you have blackmail worries, don't add me to your shit lists ya dicks.

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>>734832757
threads fuckin' donzo

>>734830153
Post cp

>>734832757
wow

>>734832757
what have you done

>>734832757
Wow, really fucked up man. Jesus Christ.

>>734832841
>>734832757

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>>734832757
I approve of this

>>734832757
meine god

>>734832757
MODS

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>>734832757
...

>>734830153
>>734830220
>>734830287
>>734830352
>>734830401
request cp. post a pic that might be CP, but really isn't so you don't get vanned.

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>>734832757
um moods

>>734832951
so be him? >>734832757

>>734832757

what the FUCK

>>734830153
Post the Brooke Shields pictures of photography of David Hamilton. Not actually illegal but will get your a nice permaban.

>>734832961
whatd he post lol

>>734830989
No but shipping is expensive

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>>734832757
>INB4 Shitshow

>>734832996
dunno i just popped into the thread. that was probably some pic that said "everyone say this is cp then I'll delete it"

>>734832757
welp, done missed it. What was it?

>>734833026
It's not still showing for you?

>>734833023
yeah good call. or some nudist pics that aren't illegal, but underage.

>>734833069

Yeah I get that it was CP or something but could someone describe it for me? Like how fucked was it?

If you andy sixx log post and boondock white negro girl post you get banned now
They should ban trap and gay threads too

how scarred would we have been

>>734833125
Words cannot describe how terrible it was

It broke the laws of man and beast

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You could also post the guy shitting on a baby. Saw it a while back and the guy got banned pretty quick

>>734833069
>>734833125
it was [edited] completey fucked up mang

>>734833125
It was a young girl being violated by an angry duckbill platypus

New friend alert: it was nothing. Absolutely nothing

>>734833172
>andy sixx log post
please tell me this is true, don't play with my feelings anon

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>>734833359
Don't be upset because you missed it

what about the gifs of a dude fucking/rimming a chicken? is that bannable now? I seem to remember them cracking down on bestiality at one point

>>734833399
>trip dubs
Yesterday a whole bunch of bans were being given out to log posting newfags

>>734833406
I started this thread

backwards erup msid Tod moc
And post what you find

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>>734833525
When exactly do I thank you?

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>>734833508
about damn time

>>734833446
>cracking down on bestiality
Yet pics of your mother are still freely available.

>>734833646
avter you cum

>>734833446
Still cracks me up when the chicken is visibly enjoying the eating out portion

>>734833642
My bad erup msidun tod moc

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>>734833638
Then you're just a faggot

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>>734833658

>>734833683
same here, gotta wonder what's going through its little chicken brain

>>734830153
Cheeze-Pizza

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Will post cheese if trips

>>734834057
No you won't.

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>>734834057
Cute doggo

>>734834100
well no shit because they didn't get trips

>>734834057
post more dogs

>>734830153
By spilling milk of a brown persuasion

>>734834212
He wouldn't anyways

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>>734834262
yeah alright

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>>734834262

>>734832757
What happened

>>734834420
>>734834480
thank you

>>734834578
He posted something from backwards erup msidun tod moc

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>>734834578
Something happened

>>734834718
You right

>>734830153
>how do I get banned?
Post a pic of a porn star who has been doing porn for years on dozens of sites and has a full bush and armpit hair but looks like they MIGHT just be a bit young and an autistic and over zealous mod will surely ban you.

>>734834100
wait.. wot.. i wont post cheese?

>>734834578
>>734833069
I don't think you want to know. You REALLY don't want to know. Yes it was that bad.

>>734834945
cringe

>>734834945
It wasn't cp tho right

>>734830352
I FUCKING REMEMBER THAT

>>734835032
IT was prob a pic saying 'I will delete in 10 seconds, pretend this was the worst thing you ever saw'.

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I was so close to posting cp, the hand of god swayed me

>>734832419
newfag that shit happened so recently

>>734835116
Probably

>>734834981
summerfag

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>>734835303

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>>734835157
ehh fuck it.

>>734835418
Oh dear.

>>734835418
Mods

>>734835418
moar?

>>734835418
Hahaha it continues

>>734835418
mods?

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>>734835418

>>734835418
>pubic hair
gtfo nigger

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>>734835518
>>734835532
>>734835540
>Implying that is CP.
Actual pedo's don't like hair.

>>734835623
U Know u like it

>>734835642
holy crap

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>>734835073
I rememer seeing it in an old post.. Are there more pics? And what do we know about the whole thing?

>>734835418
>obviously not cp

>>734830401
reading the file logs on your computer as the site deposits cookies and evaluating the users most frequently used applications in order to correctly pinpoint an approximate age which may or may not be verifiable through encryption defibrillation.

>>734835837
is that the ayy lmao?

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>>734835837
Now this i can fap to

>>734830153
start a thread, post an email address and a name.. ask /b/ to do their worst. guaranteed ban for a couple of weeks.

>>734834712
Fucking hell....is that illegal? Can I be tracked by going to that site?

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>>734835900
Encryption defibrillation

>>734836043
no it's not and no u cannot unless you're using some else's internet

Say youre underage or post some illegal shit

I have a picture of a dude fucking a rotting cat, that would surely let me feel the hammer

>>734836116
Why not both?

im undrrage gise il post nuids

>>734836105
But I am using someone else's internet how is that illegal?
I only searched what someone told me to.

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>>734836116
Can you read the past 50 replies?

>>734830153
post a video of yourself pouring chocolate milk down the drain.

>>734835628
You can be underage and have pubes

>>734836338
underage != cp...

>>734836389
>!=
fag

RIP thread

>>734836338
Yes but pedo's like prepubescent children and they don't have pubes.

>>734836549

>fag
>2017

diaf.jpg

>>734836973
o shit

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>>734836973

Dont reply to the CP some mods ban everybody who replys to it. even if you are telling the poster to get that shit out of here.

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>>734836973

>>734837108
>>734837143
Stop sexualizing the children, they are just standing there, you are making it sexual.

>>734836973
why are thiese threads always so shit, you can find picture like this on google, it isnt even CP, it'll get you banned yea, but it's lazy.
Find a way to get banned that you can't just google your way to.

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>>734836973

>>734836973
And there it is, cya buddy

>>734836973
MOAR QUICKLY!!!1!11!

>>734837317
literaly google any abbriviation of nudist.

>>734836973
Just checking if I got my ban....I thought if I started with shit b8 someone might post something good.

>>734837421
Na mods like hairless children apparently.

>>734837516
The website erup msidun tod moc looks quite sexual tho in my opinion. Some kids are touching others and some are straddling beach toys with spread vagoos

->>734837143-
How d fuk do u do that with the erased line

>>734837628
>Some kids are touching others
Where?
> some are straddling beach toys with spread vagoos
So exactly what they would do if cloth just without clothes on? Don't get me wrong, I wouldn't go to that site but the pics above are literally just children standing around with no clothes on.

>>734837628
I understand all of these words
But not in this order.

>>734837748
Found the newfag guys

>>734837628
what?

>>734830153
I once got banned for starting a porn webm thread

>>734837826
The 1st is pure.....it's been spammed here so many times that /b auto cucks it

>>734837879
read the things that dont look like words backwards then you will get what he is saying.

>>734835418
reported.
moderators.
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shut the fuck up, it's a rubber doll you stupid wanker

>>734837804
There are worse pics on the site....I didn't want to post the worst shit here

Throw in a tip for the master

>>734838509
pussy

>>734838576
kek

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>>734838509
Then explain with words, you just sound like you don't know what you are talking about now. Describe what you are talking about or just get over it.

>>734838660
so hot, got anymore of her?

>>734838660
too much hair

>>734838660
100% never left reddit for these nasty pics.

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>>734838715
You're disgusting.
Post cute boys people

Trips?

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>>734838715
nope no clue
>>734838769
Cry harder bitch nigger.
>>734838771
Cry harder bitch nigger.

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>>734838769
>>734838771

>>734838853
well I also didnt like it before untill I fucked my cute uni colleague after 3 years of trying. We got high together and ended up fucking. She is super petite and fit but down there she was same type as girl in the pic. One of my best fucks ever.

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>>734838930
Ew

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>>734830153

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>>734839007
Cry me a river faggot.

>>734837855
Tf is a nefag?

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>>734839091
STOP

>>734834057
Roll

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>>734839134
Your resistance only makes my boner harder and the bushes larger.

>>734839142
We roll for pizza

>>734839203
luv the muff

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>>734839203

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>>734839267

>>734838660
I don't need to explain shit....go there or don't

>>734839285
I'm touching zipper right now

>>734839317
do you have petite dark haired hairy girls?

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>>734839330
What a pathetic answer. Why even bring it up if you aren't going to explain what you mean.

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>>734839376
Lets see.

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Make a Michael Jackson thread about all boys he raped. Admin don't like it ands deleted before max

Just happened now

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>>734839376

>>734839423
Perfect one bro its nice when you find people that like the same stuff. Im saving.

>>734839464
If Michael Jackson went to heaven would he be black or white?

>>734833069
probably one of those "im going to delete this image and when i do, act like it was cp or something" type things

>>734830153

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>>734839542
She is hot as fuck alright

>>734830287
>>734832951
>>734830352
not sure if the child hillary picture is still bannable
>>734833172
all these

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>>734839542

>>734839617
perfect pussy

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>>734839682

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>>734839570
>this

>>734830153
Easy. Just post Brooke Shields nude.

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>>734839682
You may like milena d. she is hot, petite and hairy in a lot of her sets. She is legal but looks borderline so you sometimes get banned for posting her here cos some mods are retards.

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>>734830153

>>734839727
damn it gets even better

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>>734839878

>>734839980
milena is amazing does this girl have a set?

>>734832757
Everyone saved it for sure

>>734839390
Because ya dickmunch....I mentioned the site and that's all I intended to do.
It's literally as simple as go there or don't. I couldn't give a shit about anything else you say

>>734840130
repost it then

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>>734840074
I have only found about half a dozen pics of her.

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>>734840162
Yet you felt the need to keep responding,

>>734840169
Lmao faggot wont

>>734839550
It doesn't matter

>>734840223
https://de.xhamster.com/photos/gallery/1325506/adelina_hairy_teen.html
Well well here is what reverse image search throws up. Enjoy.

>>734840326
daaaamn thanks bro

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>>734840074
This
>>734840326
Was meant for you.

>>734840409
Moar hairy vagoos

>>734840252
I keep responding because I'm confused by your response. Maybe we got our wires crossed.
I'll explain a little. The pictures on there are full nudity of kids. Pretty much like the ones you are posting except they are aged from about 3-16.

>>734830153
log of shit seems to do it these days

>>734840409
my current gf has her bush kinda same way done but she is blonde.

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>>734840771
That is all I asked for 5 posts ago. Ok I get your point now.

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>>734841039
Nice, Ginger is my all time favourite though.

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>>734840540

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>>734841355

>>734841316
only had 1 ginger girl and I couldnt make her grow some hair.. what a waste

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>>734841607
God damn, hairless gingers are a crime against humanity. My condolences. Still I never had one so I wonder which is worse, to have had a ginger who wouldn't grow a bush or to have never had a ginger at all. The frustration must have made your nuts ache.

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>>734841800

>>734841800
It was only a summer fuck buddy but yeah Im still kinda sad. Still was a great fuck though,

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>>734842254
Nice.

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>>734842300

>>734833304
As terrible as that is, it sounds kinda funny

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Why not post legal that look like ban material. Cover up a cute 18yo face and baaam!

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>>734842427

>>734842456
I got banned for posting Kitty Yung, a clip from when she 23 years old. Fuck mods.

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>>734842456
Na,na.

>>734842638
I got banned, multiple times, for posting Milena D.

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>>734842740

>>734842675
Can u at least cover up that small rain forest she has going

user was banned for this post