/nzg/ New Zealand General Gaaaaaaay edition.

Why are ID's even gone?

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>>734827156

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>>734827156
should be 'Sir' John Key edition

>>734827485
Lies, John Key would have no interest in her, she's not wearing a ponytail.

Kik: Misty.The.CD

>>734827600
Why should I?

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>>734827156
Let's have a bit of variety in tonight's thread.

The Armageddon expo was on in Welly this weekend so let's all have a giggle at the fuckin' weird costumes that people actually wore in public.

so whats everyones jobs m8

>>734827698
I'm head chef at McDonald's.

>>734827747

shit boss is ronald a cunt

>>734827777
Ronald is dead, son.
>checked

>>734827747
Ill tell you cunts something. Next time you get maccas get a steamed bun. That shit is fucking good.

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>>734827679

>>734828216
thats old as g

you gta check the chilli sauce u can get in the drive through at wendys. that is if ur not some povo cunt in ngarawahui or some shit

>>734828216
They do pork buns at maccas? Since when?

>>734828495
fillet'o'fish buns

>>734828220
faggots.

Why are IDs even gone?

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>>734827747
>chef
>McDonald's
nigga your a fry cook not a chef

What's the best way to begin selling my ass?

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daily reminder

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>>734827679

Doesn't get much more beta than this

>>734828704
Cut up your jeans into a skirt, wear pantihose and go to krd, solicit the ugliest fuckers you see.

>>734828904
Only like 2 are fuckable

>>734827922
Checked again

>>734828859
She looks like her asshole would have some really interesting odours

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daily reminder

>>734828904
dont judge too harshly some of those chicks are freaks in the sack

>>734829027
they are all fuckable you faggot.
>having any standards at all

>>734828904
Not sure but I am calling it at least 4 of them are dudes.

Sup people. how do I get women to reply to Tinder chats. they just fucking sit there in silence.

>>734829200
unsolicited dick pics

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>>734829200
You don't.

>>734829142
Sorry for not being incredibly ugly anon :( being able to pick who I fuck is a curse.

>>734827698

I work at the fisheries.

>>734829249
This would only work if I had a chocolate dick that ejaculates money.

>>734829200
Try to stand out from the dozens of other guys that message her. Don't just say 'hi, how's it going' cos that'll never ever work.

Try and bring some personality into your first message, maybe mention something about her profile and by all means DON'T BE CREEPY

>>734829068
i bet her farts smell delicious

>>734827156
>/nzg/ New Zealand General
>Gaaaaaaay edition.
is there another kind?

>>734827698

i investigate deaths

>>734829434
the beneficiaries

>>734829385
Who said anything about being ugly.
Fuck everything you dog cunt.
You're missing out.

>>734829474
Wrong.

You call her a fat ugly whore whose value can only be measured in how well she can suck the cum from your balls.

Guarantee replies.

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>>734829589
topkeks

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>>734829474
This is the most white knight bullshit I have ever heard.
Fucking virgin cuck.
Fuck off with your shit advice.

>>734829588
A coroner?

>>734829741
TFW that advice was probably from a woman

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>>734829741
Hey it's worked for me in the past so don't knock it till you've tried it.

>>734829813
Wamin don't know anything.

>>734829853
I watch Lexi Belle porn and pretend she's Samantha Hayes

>>734829853
faggot.
I git bitches double messaging me when I don't respond.
howbawdoh.

>>734829920
looks nothing like.

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>>734829950

Guess who just shit their pants boys

>>734829068
the thought of a hot females anal odor turns me on so much

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>>734830070

>>734829853
>tfw sam will never love you

>>734830227
Nothing is hotter than when a woman's anus smells of nothing.

>>734829793
they are one our stakeholders i guess

>>734830307
that's hot, but a faint odor is the best. not shit, but a certain smell.

>>734830362
Are you a private dick?

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>>734829853

>>734830307
>not wanting to visit odour country

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Anyone else seen that Manchester charity concert yet? Man, Robbie Williams got THICCC

>>734830438
I like a full bodied odour with fruity notes

i've gone 22 days now no fapping and i'm edging hard. make me lose cunts

>>734830508
Yeah, let's turn to celebrities. They know how to contain Islam.

>>734830548
You sound like one of those faggots that drinks craft beer and says things like "It's quite hoppy" to your bisexual friends.

>>734830508
He looks literally just the same as he did in Rock DJ

>>734830548
i like an earthy scent.

>>734827651
Misty the cross dresser
You shouldn't dumbass

>>734830584
fuck off that's gay shit.

>>734830584
22 days? nigga thats nothing.
I can go months no fapping. When I do eventually jack off my jizz comes out chunky

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>>734830548
Mild, fruity with a hint of someone else's cum

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>>734830665

Pine sap and chainsaw fumes?

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>>734830632
nope

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>>734830584

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If you were going for gay you succeeded.

>>734828220
Would fuck the one with glasses on the left.

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Blazing in devo got Fdz hmu.

>>734831320
I would fuck her and the one with orange hair.

>>734828220
Is the blue haired one Scotty

this is the worst nzg thread i've seen in a while

Dunedin reporting.

wtf is this thread tonight cunts?

My wrist hurts from playing too much Tekken 7, can't even wank properly anymore.

Oh well, time to play some Tekken. Cya cunce.

>>734832128
stop shilling this game you fucking kike. we're not buying it

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I hate all Maori and niggers and gooks and coconuts. Anything that isn't white isn't right. Seig fukn hail

African reporting in
Wtf is everyone up to.in torbay bored asf

>>734832203
Then don't buy it. It's on PC so pirate it

>>734832225
Fucking nigger

>>734832210
kek obvious trap is obvious

>>734832322
Lol im white south african.so you can fuck rite off

https://tinychat com/nzcam

>>734832496
well i got cucked by some cunt from johannesburg so you can fuck off m8

>>734832225
>>734832496
top notch 'white' spelling there mate

>>734832535
Lol

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JFq8WRs0DiA&feature=youtu.be

Anyone seen this insufferable cunt?

>>734833197
getting mad about some crack head.

>>734833245
Shut up or I'll drink this hot sauce.

>>734833332
one off kiss your self.

>>734833394
Excuse me while I kiss this guy.

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Evening boys. Am in mid Canterbury tonight. Faaarken freezing today but had a hot AF shower and big feed of lasagna and garlic bread. Caramel slice for afters. Thanks ma.

Better than the 2 min noodles I had last night in chch

>>734833332
kys
>>734833333

>>734833494
You sound like a lemon.

good luck with exams everyone :)

>>734833494
2min noodles are god.

>>734833648
Fuck off back to weddit you with that dumb shit you filth.

>>734833919
relax dude

>>734833648
i'm not fucking writing exams faggot

>>734827156
https://discord.
--------------------------
gg/dbet8PV

We must secure the existence of our people and a future for white children.

>>734834231
the future is mulatto

>>734834231
when all the races are gone then can we truly ascend and become space pirates and shit without having to bicker over stupid shit such as race.
do you reckon aliens and shit have different races nah nigga. they all looking the same big headed ass niggas from the future of technology.
fgt.

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>>734834387
Not on my watch nog.

>>734833624
A wewy tired lemon whose weddy for bed

>>734833717
True dat, especially when you add some fried onion and egg to it. was just nice to get a decent feed tonight.

>>734834547
>True dat, especially when you add some fried onion and egg to it. was just nice to get a decent feed tonight.
no. fuck your shit.
eat it raw or nothign.

>>734834500
I'm white but i truly believe in the future the vast majority of humans will be mixed. and in the distant future they will speak about early humans who were made up of only one ethnicity. if any 'purebreed' humans make it that far, they will become outcasts.

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nudes thread

>>734834719
please

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Well hello. Duck sleeping, I'm not tired, fuck it if I'm late to school again

>>734835606
fuck off underaged faggot.

>>734835606
"Fuck sleeping"

It's 11pm mate.

Meh, yeah it's eleven. Yeah I'm underaged. So what?

>>734834629
That triggers my autism. Too messy. It breaks up and bits get in the carpet.

>>734836100
b&

>>734834719
Where is she from?

>>734837272
Earth

>>734834708
No I doubt that will ever happen. And thank god for that. No one would ever wanna fuck people from Papua New Guinea or Swaziland

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well this seems like an extremely uneventful thread. but I suppose it's horses for courses

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my vape juice tastes like soap

>>734840672
Well you shouldn't buy your vape juices from shops run by indians.

>>734840831
I didn't I made it myself, but the flavours I used need to steep for a few days to settle