Okay so try and comprehend this shit /b/. In art class we were

She said that's a lot better because you're in high school, it doesn't mean anything, and she doesn't want to deal with the drama. Also, the #1 guitar body looks like a fucking pear.

>>734825164
Read the OP idoit. I said I drew a much better version of the illustration in #1. I just quickly drew it like that for a demonstration. She literally wouldn't even grade it because she didn't actually think it was a guitar. She thinks all guitars look like lighting bolts and battle axes and are carried around by guys that dress like bisexual queers. That's why she wouldn't grade it.

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This is what that lonley washed up piece of shit thinks of when she thinks about a guitar. Art shouldn't even be a class. I could literally teach an art class and do a better job.

>>734825164
Well many a non-artists idea of "exactly the same" is different than an artists, and maybe an art teachers' is different than both.
If you are implying treat your teacher has never seen an acoustic guitar, you are an idiot. There was miscommunication either in her assignment instructions (she forgot to mention she meant heavy metal guitar) or in your interpretation of her critique (you're autistic).
I'm leaning towards the second one from your response.

>>734825690
No she said to draw a guitar. She didn't say she wanted a "hard rocking rolling thunderbolt fantasy electric guitar" anon. I drew a guitar and I did a pretty good job but because it wasn't what she thinks about in her erotic fantasies getting plowed by the entire Def Leppard band she wooluldnt even grade it low. She outright refused to even consider it worth a grade.

>>734825965
>wouldn't

>>734825690
You're probably an art teacher. What that teacher did is wrong. You can't grade somebody on your personal opinion. It's not right.

>>734825965
Either she's inconcievably narrow-minded or your interpretation of why she refused to grade it is.

>>734826254
How are you this dense! I said she wouldn't grade it because she said and I mean factually 100% said that's not a guitar.

I'll put it in a way you might understand. It would be like if my art teacher was a Honda girl and I drew a
Mustang and she wouldn't grade my work because she refused to acknowledge that a mustang was an actual car. That's essentially what she did.

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>>734824973
If I was in your class... I'd pick on you.
Pic Related... What OP sees in the mirror everyday.

>>734827084
You assume I'm some kind of pushover but I clearly said I argued about it with her for something like ten minutes and we were shouting. I'm not going to punch her dipshit.

>>734825432
Waaaaahhhh, mai teechew said my dwawing was bad!
Waaaaahhhh!!!!

I realize to you idiots think this might not sound like a big deal but until you've had some fat washed up good for nothing bitch tell you your work isn't valid because no other reason than she said so you will never understand how irritating this actually is. I can't stop thinking about it.

>>734827340
Kid, your guitar drawing wasn't even that good. Get over yourself.

Also, underaged. You'll be b& soon, my dude.

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>>734827165
Dude, Id also make fun of your shitty drawing, your clothes, your face, your acne, you bitchy behavior. I'd draw better then you and flirt with sluts in your face. Id stand up for the teacher even if I didn't agree with her... so I could motivate you to come in with a gun so I could murder your dumb ass. FAGGOT ALERT. lol. You're a fucking nerd. Deal with it. And you're dick looks weird and chicks think you're dick looks weird too.

>>734827623
Haha EPIC! XD

>>734827623
>>734827719
Samefagging this hard

You wouldn't do anything. You're projecting so hard it's not even funny.

>>734827948
2/2

Also I'm not trying to brag but the way I'm built I could probably knockout anybody in this thread.

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>>734827948
Face it kid, there are other people that think you're a faggot.

>>734828045
>Also I'm not trying to brag but the way I'm built I could probably knockout anybody in this thread.

Right...

>>734824973
If you're in art class you deserve to be laughed at

>>734828045
Well, fun thread, I guess.
Too autistic to deal with, though.
Bye, newfriendo-san.

>>734824973
What grade is this in?

>>734828209
You have to have art to graduate idiot.

>>734828156
>implying I care about what somebody says on 4chan

I'm just venting. The last thing I'll ever be is a pushover. I've stomped a kids head into the ground for playfully throwing a snowball at me.

when i was in 1st grade teacher said draw your favorite animal.
i drew a dinosaur because it's cool. im six ya know.
she said it wasnt a real animal...

The point of the art class is to be creative. Those with the talent and skills can largely bypass the creative part if they so wish.
OP, however, is neither creative, nor skilled.

>>734824973
If you're that bad at art and you care that much you're a fucking faggot

>>734828401
Art class is a joke anyways idiot. I don't want to be there and almost nobody is in my class does.

>>734828358
You clearly care what people say here, otherwise you wouldn't blow a gasket every time someone calls you out on your faggotry.

Enjoy being a pushover, kid. You let that fat bitch walk all over you.

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>>734828045
You're built like a fucking virgin.

>>734828549
You didn't think it was a joke until your teacher said your art was terrible.

>>734828532
>>734828634

I don't care about the art. I'm mad that the teacher challenged me on something that she clearly had no clue about and I have to do what she says or I won't graduate.

>>734828045
I've always wanted to have the uber l33t hacking skills/sheer autism to find out what the people who say things like this look like. I mean, I'm a pudgy manual laborer with no life prospects and a face only a radio can love. But I've never claimed to be otherwise. I just have a sick need to know if they're ugly or horribly insecure. I guess to know for sure which reason I have for laughing at them.

>>734828564
You're the idiot. Let me guess. You'd fail the class to prove a point and live your life without going to college or having even graduating high school to prove you're a real man.

>>734828825
The joke is you're more autistic than anybody in the thread because you wrote a paragraph about "2/2" anon.

I'm going to go out on a limb and try to guess the reason you nerds are trying to defend this "teacher" if you can even call somebody who watches people draw that. I'm going to guess you're all fans of old school bitch rock? Am I close?

>>734829002
Be that as it may, at least I don't split posts into 2 for no good reason. At least I have polite, mostly inoffensive autism.

>>734827948
>samefagging
The "HAHA EPIC XD" was probably ironic

I think art teachers should make minimum wage. Most of them play on their phones the entire class after they give the assignment.

>>734824973
You and your teacher both sound like enormous faggots. You also sound like you're very underage.

>>734825629
Yep. That's a guitar alright.

>>734829506
I know what you are and the fact that you make as much as a math teacher is laughable. I could give the school janitor ten bucks and the daily lesson and he could pass as an art teacher for a day guaranteed.

>>734824973
Timestamp pic of yourself, faggot.

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Imagine if I had a class called "Billy Madison 101 theory and understanding" and the entire class was we watch sections of Billy throughout the year and broke them down and dissected them and wrote reports on it. As sad as that sounds that would literally teach better life skills than an art class.

Somebody name a class offered in high school that is a bigger waste of time than art class? I dare you.

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>>734824973
Dude its fucking June you goddamn dummy. You're in summer school!!! you fucking failed "art" the first time and now you're in summer school. It makes sense why you're so fucking retarded. Ha ha ha ha.

>>734830246
summer school for idiots.... ha ha ha

>>734830246
>inb4 cooking

I learned how to make an orange roll a couple years back and I still make it to this day.

>>734830261
More like the art teacher has it in for me. That's clearly a guitar! Art is useless.

If some homeless art major walks up to me with a gun one day and tells me to draw a guitar and I die because is not punk rock enough well I guess I'm wrong about this but I'll take my chances.