Can we get a ylyl thread niggers?

>>734798457
this is not funny anon because traps are not gay

>>734798587
Faggot

>>734798967
covfefe xD

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>>734798950

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>>734799608

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>>734799127

https://youtu.be/ir9lchqNNd4
ALL DAY LONG LULZ

>>734800217
Funny because the quote is accurate, shit he's senile isn't he?

>>734800281
Tight.

>>734800542
Fucking died

>>734800723
Lost

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>>734801200
sauce on that pussy?

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>>734801614

>>734801614
fucking summer fags

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>>734801641
I don't have it anymore, deleted after making that image.
Threw up in my mouth a little bit at the thought of fapping to that.

>>734802071
Defender was the shit, the arcade version, not the shit Atari shit.

>>734801263
>crazy nazimouth
That bit gets me every time.

>>734799334
LOST hord

>>734803803
Living the dream.

>>734803184
Lamesauce

>>734798457
Pretty much this.

>>734805000
do you have more of those?

>>734807406
its an old national lampoon piece. just google search it.

http://imgur.com/gallery/H1X8R

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>>734798457

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>>734808559

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>>734808593

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>>734808625
>things money can't buy
>class
not so sure about that one

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>>734798833
>>734799466
>>734801200
>>734803266
>>734803288
>>734805000
>>734808277

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SaQ-s4Ty5d8

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Hey Faggots,
My name is John, and I hate every single one of you. All of you are fat, retarded, no-lifes who spend every second of their day looking at stupid ass pictures. You are everything bad in the world. Honestly, have any of you ever gotten any pussy? I mean, I guess it’s fun making fun of people because of your own insecurities, but you all take to a whole new level. This is even worse than jerking off to pictures on facebook.
Don’t be a stranger. Just hit me with your best shot. I’m pretty much perfect. I was captain of the football team, and starter on my basketball team. What sports do you play, other than “jack off to naked drawn Japanese people”? I also get straight A’s, and have a banging hot girlfriend (She just blew me; Shit was SO cash). You are all faggots who should just kill yourselves. Thanks for listening.
Pic Related: It’s me and my bitch

>>734811432
HI john.

>>734798670
Holy fug

>>734798670
Wait what? Someone touched Peter's peter?

>>734798587
Benis means u gay.

>>734811783
While that IS a rad picture, it's not funny.

>>734798735
Ill give you a (You) anon.

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>>734811432
Jo white bois,
My name is Big Black Cock, and I hate every single one of you. All of you are white manlet, racist, dicklets who spend every second of their day looking at cuckold porn. You are everything bad in the world. Honestly, have any of you ever stop crying tears of precum in chastity cage? I mean, I guess it’s fun reducing the numbers of white people because you are physically inferiorior, but you all take to a whole new level. This is even worse than jerking off to pictures on facebook.
Don’t be a stranger. Just hit me with your best shot. I’m pretty much perfect. I was black alpha male of the football team, and starter on my BBC impregnation team. What sports do you play, other than “jack off to white bitches getting impregnated by many miles of Big Black Cock”? I also get straight worship from white people IRL, and been banging hot sluts (This one just blew me; Shit was SO cash). You are all white cuck bois who should just kill yourselves. Thanks for listening.
Pic Related: It’s me and my bitch"

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>>734812780

none of my shit is labeled, my bad bro.

Have a GT

>>734808559
This can only be bait or you're beclowning yourself. Do you know that there's a difference between legal and illegal immigration?

>>734798735

I actually enjoyed this.

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>>734798457

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>>734798457

guess who...!

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>>734798587
>this is not funny anon because traps are not gay

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>>734813174

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>>734813174

A week after Lucile's departure, I handled a rascal blessed with a rather curious mania. Warned several days in advance of his intended arrival, I had let a great number of turds accumulate in my one-holed chair, and I had induced one of my young ladies to add a few more to the collection.

>>734812952
No problem, frendo
we are all friend here

>>734798551
>>734798551
>2017
>not calling it laundry sauce

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>>734813264

Our man appeared costumed as a Savoyard rustic; 'twas in the morning, he swept out my room, removed the pot from beneath the chair, and went out to empty it (this emptying, I might note in parentheses, took a considerable length of time); when he returned he showed me how carefully he'd cleaned it out and asked for his payment. But, and this of course was all stipulated in our prior agreement, instead of giving him a coin, I seize the broom and fall to belaboring him with the handle.

>>734813174
UH OH THERE HE GOES AGAIN

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>>734813353

friend indeed

>>734805000
>apparently able to train Frenchmen to play hockey
Lost

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>>734813390
"Your payment, villain?" I cry, "why, here's what you deserve."

And I bestow at least a dozen blows upon him.

He seeks to escape me, I pursue him, and the libertine, whose critical moment has arrived, discharges all the way down the stairs, bawling out at the top of his voice that they're cracking his skull, that they want to kill him, and that he's got himself into the house of a scoundrel, she's not by any means the honest woman he at first took her for, etc.

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>>734813393

>>734809046
Except it doesn't. Old Wealth despises Trump. He's seen as a classless numbnuts who puts gaudy shit on everything

>>734798670
is this canon?

>>734813393
jesus those feet....

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>>734813567
Another carried, in a small pocket case, a little knotty stick which he kept for an unusual purpose; he wanted me to insert the stick into his urethral canal, and, having plunged it in to a depth of three inches, to rattle it with utmost vigor, and with my other hand to pull back his foreskin and frig his poor device. At the very instant he discharged, one had to pull out the stick, raise one's skirts in front, and he would discharge upon one's mound.

>>734799094
lost

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cancer thread is cancer, here's some more cancer for your cancer

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>>734813677

109. He buries the muzzle of a shotgun in the boy's ass, the weapon is loaded with buckshot and he has just finished fucking the lad. He pulls the trigger; the gun and his prick discharge simultaneously.

>>734813696
Yes it actually is.

>>734813880

bit behind on your memeology brah

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>>734814022
excuse me?

>>734801352
Wasn't he the first gay president?

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>>734814022

>>734801614
And and?

>>734801641
I think it's seen enough sauce.

>>734814320
loling out loud right now haha is this a NEW MEEMEE?

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>>734814178
>>734813060

>>734798587
This statement misses the whole concept of traps.

>>734799959
Will you libtards stop? It's not even funny.

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>>734814484
fresh af

Ch

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>>734813881

110. He obliges the lad to watch his mistress being mutilated, and to eat her flesh, principally her buttocks, breasts, and heart. He has the option of eating these meats, or of dying of hunger. As soon as he has devoured them, if 'tis that he elects to do, the libertine inflicts several deep wounds upon him and leaves him thus to bleed to death; if he abstains from eating, he then starves to death.

>>734798457

I lost it at "feminine penis".. fucking fags.

>>734798551
Don't know anon, why don't you try it ?

>>734803803
What's the actual use? Quadriplegic?

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>>734814722
111. He tears off the youth's testicles and, a short while later, serves them up to him in a ragout, then, in place of the stolen treasure, substitutes spheres of quicksilver and fills his voided scrotum with sulphur a-plenty, which cause such violent suffering that the patient succumbs.

During his agony, the libertine embuggers him and increases the boy's trouble by burning him here, there and everywhere with sulphur-impregnated slivers, and by scratching, picking, and further burning these wounds.

>>734815180
Wait, nevermind, mother fucker has to hold on tight.

Paraplegic.

>>734804526

I laughed at this for too long

could be because I spent two years of my life mining imaginary rocks

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>>734804526
>>734815455

>>734802270

Fucking lost.

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>>734815223

112. He drives a long spike through the victim's asshole and thus nails him to a slender pole, and leaves him to sigh away his last hours, or days.

>>734798670
Skip motherfuckin Westcott... my word.

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>>734815737