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Go nuts boys.

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Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.

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Go nuts boys.
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>>734796320
Walk away from a buffet?
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>>734796320
lose weight?
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>>734796320
run 5 miles a day.
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>>734796320
Bungee jump
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run 5 city blocks a day
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have a not obese pet
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>>734796320

See their own fucking cunt
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>>734796320
Shut up about being fat.
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>>734796320
be called skinny
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live past 60?
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>>734796320
jump
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>>734796320
Fat girls got egos now because they can just put themselves on Tinder and some guys wont care that they are gross. Fuck women.
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walk a mile in less time than they can eat a pizza
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>>734796917

Oh god. I never thought about that. I've had my fair share of bigger girls. I'm part of the problem here. What have I done.
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>>734796320
get me hard
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See their feet
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Live without daily insulin injections.
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breathe silently
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>>734796320
Fit into a size 0?
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be attractive
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>>734796320
In my experience, this is 100% true.

I mean think about it. Chicks love sex as much as guys do, maybe more. Fat chicks don't get laid as much as they'd like, that's why they settle for nignogs.

If you lay some serious pipe in a fat chick, you got a friend, and fuck-buddy, for life. Fat chicks are actually a -better- fuck than some hottie too. They're more interested in pleasing you than some hottie that can -always- find dick. Keeping you happy keeps you coming back. And keeping you happy means more than being able to suck-stsrt a 737. It means being the kind of woman you want to wife.

Trust an old man, git on that hog hunt and slay the white whale. You'll be glad you did.
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>>734796917
ikr, one of my best buddy fell for this and now they are together still. Now he says he has a BBW fetish and shit. It's sad...
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I like fat girls. In fact, only ever fucked and dated fat girls. I've never had a real interest in skinny chicks. Just not my cup of tea. In my experience fatties fuck REALLY good. I have no complaints to be quite honest.
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>>734796320
>>734797391

I've always thought about this. Used to hit on and hooked up with two larger girls (not landwhales but certainly fat) in high school. For reference I'm a skinny fat nerdy musician.

It took no effort to turn them into putty in my hands. Seriously, I texted one something along the lines of, "sitting behind you in 4th period I can never pay attention because I'm too distracted" or "I'm glad Brittany gave me your number, I'm always nervous talking to pretty girls haha" - just low effort flirty shit like that and that was all it took.

I think they're so starved for attention and compliments that it's like feeding a hungry dog. Never had a long term thing with big girls though - honestly, I'm a hygiene freak and I have a fear that they'll stink or something.
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omg lmao i know that girl, my friend went out with her
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>>734796917
female privilege.

No matter how gross, there is some dude that would fucker her.
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>>734796320
Fit into 1 seat on an airplane.
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>>734797391
>>734797995

They're honestly not as generous as you would think, I mean, unless they're disgustingly fat. Coz there's always gonna be guys hitting on these manwhales so it's just slightly easier pickings.. you might as well just go for good looking drunken bitches
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>>734796320
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Sent some of your best responses , and was banned
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>>734798124
this
for every woman, there is a man willing to fuck her
for every man, there is a woman willing to accept compensation for fucking him
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Be loved
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Part two
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Terminated cause twitter is a safe space
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>>734796320
Let me stop all of you here. Former land whale femanon. Lost exactly 100 lb via marathon swimming. Fucking stacked now. You wish you had back, shoulder, arm, leg muscles like this. But you go ahead and be stupid, lurking on /b, every day tits or gtfo'ing. My ass will turn your head all day and at night you'll be here, all self congratulatory that you hate fat chicks. Even when I was a whale, I could have given your dick a spin you'd never forget but you just haaaaad to sit on your thumb waiting for a 10. Go you, I guess!
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>>734798638
>>734798745
>>734798811
Doing God's work anon
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>>734798811
to be fair spamming 6 replies in less then 2 minutes is pretty fucking pathetic, even if Twitter is normie thought police trash.
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>>734798638
>>734798745
You are my hero
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>>734799076
When you send replies from a phone it's pretty easy. It's actually pretty easy to type fluently on a phone keyboard.
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>>734799007
>low quality bait
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So this guy rarely has any views on his live stream and just found out that if you type something it reads it aloud,can't spam anymore says been doing it too much but let's fuck with him

https://youtu.be/qhIjP_gSuoQ
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>>734799007
did you miss the 2-3 posts in here of guys making a case for fucking fat girls?
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>>734798811
Bully-proof windows, troll-safe doors!
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>>734799007
ik this is pasta but being thin is over rated. Went to jail and lost a bunch of weight because there was nothing to do but exercise and I had no commissary. was 240 pounds like a year ago, lost a little weight because I cut back on junk food, went to jail and when I got out I was 165, and now I am back to 200. I don't even care it's not worth being a vegan turd eating like a yuppie SoCal douche bag just to appease women.
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>>734799007
Okay
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>>734799413
Did you see how I responded to the fucking OP? Jesus fucking Christ. Newbs.
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>734799007
>bait so bad not even deserving a (You)
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>734799609 (no (You))

>Says "Let me stop all of you"
>Talks as if responded only to OP
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>>734799609
> responded to the OP
> Let me stop all of you
> all of you
> all

well, at least we know you're not lying about being a woman. Only someone with a vagina could be this fucking dense.
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>>734799646
Baiiiit! Pastaaaa! Mooooom! A girl is being mean to me on the computer and I don't have anything else to say back to her waaaahhhhhhhhh!
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>>734797821
How ugly are you that you can only attract the desperate ?
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>>734799993
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>>734797821
Where do you pick up fat girls if you're not in college? Seriously, most are too self-conscious to hit the club or bars so...wat do?

> nb4 the buffet
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>>734799953
You mean the first dozen or so responses that just trotted out the most tired, half-assed your mama punchlines from 1994? You're right, I glossed over the prepubescent bridge troll comments.
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>>734800243
tinder and other dating sites
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>>734800243

>fat girls
>fat
>overeating, prolly trying to make up for some other need in their life, eg, small social circle
>habitual eating alone

Buffet is best
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>>734800547
YOU ARE SO CLEVER AND FUNNY! BUFFET! HAHAHAHAHA BUFFET! BECAUSE THEY CAN EAT A LOT RIGHT?
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I've been officially blocked boys
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>>734800853
>fat girl detected
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>>734800909
Bye betch
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>>734800909
kek
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>>734801040
Like how I said I was a former land whale? Give this man a badge. Detective of the year right here folks.
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>>734796917
yea dude like to hell with girls we should just like fcuk our bros man
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>>734801232
>it could have been a different fat girl
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>>734801246
To the left.
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>>734798120
waiting for deets...
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>>734801232
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>>734801246
Yeah, just two dudes, hanging out, and occasionally fucking and sucking. No queer shit, just buds being pals.
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>>734796320
Sit next to me on the airplane.
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>>734801489
>brojob
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>>734801232
fatty
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>>734801232
loose skin fatty
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>>734801371
Yes, clearly from the town of the thread there are loads (no pun intended) of fat or formerly fat girls posting here. Sip your tea and watch a presentation on how to read a room while the rest of us go on.
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>>734801551
good band
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>>734801647
> diet coke
> my_sides.exe

seriously, you never see skinny/in-shape people drinking diet soda
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>>734801745
why are you still mad about being fat if you're not fat anymore?
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>>734801573
I said I lost 100 lb, not 400. But I guarantee that girl does more than you do, /b tard.
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>>734801797
FPH?
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>>734796320
Ride the new "Avatar Flight of Passage" ride at Disney's Animal Kingdom
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>>734801944
lol
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>>734801455
>>734802055
look at my dubs fatty
>>734801944
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>>734799007
Tits or GTFO, former land whale
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>>734799007

tl;dr

tits or gtfo, fatty
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>>734802166
>anything but pear
how can people have such bad taste
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>>734802166
3 dubs by me itt. KEK loves me. Does he love you fat fat?
>>734801944
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>>734799007
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FAT FAT FAT FAT FATTTYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
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>>734802027
This. I've heard stories of Cast Members having to ask land whales to step on this special scale they have right there where you get on the ride, and if they weigh too much they can't ride
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>>734802452
>I tried
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Where did angry landwhale go?
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>>734801647
Get this fat bitch out of my Target and back to Walmart where she belongs!
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>>734802707
4u >>734802705
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>>734801889
Finally a fucking actual, thoughtful question. I personally am not mad about it. But I am fiercely defensive of other femanons who are because a lot of them are about to come into their own and it's hard as fuck to get there and it's people like the guys in this thread that stand in their way.

Yes, I showed up at a pool in a 3x swim dress from jc penny's to swim laps and was treated like a shit log in the pool. Now I rock it in a speedo while the regulars try to pretend like they were always welcoming. Fuck you. I'm here for the people who are just starting, who are shunned by assholes. Like people here, like I was - day one. There's so much beta male talk here. You're not beta males, you're alphas in a smaller pond.
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>>734797059
What this dude said.
Sorry fat chicks, I can accept you all day, but you just don't get my dick hard.
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>>734799007
Obvious bait, but in case yer a real femanon, you know the fucking rules cuz you quoted them. Go on. Get on that.
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>>734801647
>either unable to walk properly or too lazy to
that's a pretty good meme
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>>734802452
i'd hit it tbh

idk what my problem is
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>>734802999
Im sorry anon, maybe in a next life you will not be into bestiality. Nice trips desu.
>>734802838
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to the anons talking about fat girls desperate for attention and cock does it matter if I'm ugly and my penis is small or will they love me too?
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>>734802838
It's not that serious.
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>>734803139
Yeah, you gain 100 lbs from a combination of being sedentary and eating shit. Anyone who says different should be killed, chopped up and fed to the poor.
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>>734796320
Touch their toes
Climb a ladder
Jump on a trampoline
Sit on the side passenger seats of a car in motion without making sparks
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>>734802838
>>734803209
/thread
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>>734802930
Look. For the zillionth time. I said I lost a hundred pounds. I have to pour my boobs into a push up bra. If you want to see my tits, close your eyes and picture a can of cream of chicken soup poured into a glass bowl. Come at me though.
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>>734797391
>git on that hog hunt
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>>734803408
SAGGY SKIN
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S
K
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>>734802838
>it's people like the guys in this thread that stand in their way.
Guys like us aren't causing fat chicks to be fat it's their own love of cake that does it.
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>>734803408
lmao troll or not i like you

you got spunk kid

how's your sex life? do I got a chance at tapping your strong, independent ass?

also you gotta show us your tits just be a real 1 nobody cares if you feel disgusting in your own skin it's a power thing
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Die?
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>>734803408
post your fucking mess of a disease ridden tits
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>>734802452
Quits 3 days in and says she tried? What a fucking cunt.
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>>734796917
Underrated post... even though it has a good amount of replies.
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>>734796320
fat girls cant ejaculate semen and sperm from their penises
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>>734802838
But not all fat girls are trying to get healthier. To the ones that are, yeah they deserve support. Some are just lazy and hungry and.. fat, and dont care. They need to know that shits not healthy, unattractive, and deserves no pride
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>>734802838
lol shut up. No one stood in your way but yourself.
"waah waaah, some guy made fun of me for being disgustingly obese!" Get over it. It's fucking words. They carry as much weight as you put into them.
"supporting" fat bitches for being fat does them no service, calling them out on their disgusting eating habits, lack of proper healthy activity is how you get them to change.

Not "its ok honey! you are beautiful the way you look! . No bitch you are not.
The world doesn't owe you shit.
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>>734796320
>smell good
>produce healthy non-darkened skin between the thighs and armpits
>be attractive
>smell good again.
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>>734803512
You bet your ass. I'm 36 years old with two breast fed kids. My tits are a wreck and I give no fucks because my life is diamonds and you anxious ridiculous millenials have years ahead of you to figure out. Saggy chicken soup tits, booty needing grandma whatever fat land whale whoop what. You've really got nothing on me so come at me all day yawn.
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>>734804044
try harder and get a life
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>>734803998
No one ever made fun of me for being fat. Never, not once. I never had a single person ever say anything to my face. Post a new comment though ok?
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>>734804044
>Saggy chicken soup tits, booty needing grandma whatever fat land whale whoop what.
Did you just have a small diabetic coma there? You nasty whore. Show me your nasty tits. I bet they look like uncooked sausages that have been overfilled with meat.
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>>734804139
I'm glad you crawled out of your hole to say this thing that everyone is applauding. Hooray for you!
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>>734804044
>>734804354
You disgust me fatty. Don't sit next to me please. You smell bad but you don't know it.
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>>734804310
They do! Feel free to imagine away! Or like, what if milk sat in the July sun in a clear plastic bag for three weeks and then I posted it on /b? Like that! Go fap now!
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>>734804354
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>>734799007
once a fatty, always a fatty. no one wants to fuck you or your loose belly skin you whore
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>>734804482
We honey no one ever sits next to you, you don't need to ask us not to! Not even the smelly kids like you!
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>>734803408
It's way easier to picture if you post some fucking pics, dumbass
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>>734796320
walk up stairs without getting out of breath.
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>>734804580
Don't forget the dark skin from their insulin resistant condition. Never ever fuck a former fatty. The skin is still there and it's dark and disgusting.
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>>734804044
Tits..yawn
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>>734796320
jump.
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>>734803984
Exactly. I'm all about supporting somebody who is honestly trying. But there are far too many like that stupid bitch who quits 3 days into a diet and feels like she "tried" and deserves some sort of credit for her efforts. Ho's like that should be purged from the genetic pool, imo.
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>>734804044
get over yourself. talking like this *guarantees* you're not hot and when you wear that speedo at the pool everyone is swallowing their own vomit. kys.
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>>734799352
why would you post that here, go and make another thread for this shit. also NYPA.
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>>734802768
other than the mom in the comment section none of these moms are in shape.
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>>734796580
underrated post
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>>734796320
See their ham wallet without a mirror?
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>>734801745
What town is the thread in?
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>>734796917
>Fat girls got egos now because they can just put themselves on Tinder and some guys wont care that they are gross. Fuck women.
But on the upside, it's fun to watch them change their profile to some bullshit about 'getting what they're worth and being just a hole' or whatever and watching the swipes dry up until they go back to taking whatever they can get so it's a cycle.
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>>734796958
topkek.msi
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>>734797301
oh this thread is getting good lol
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>>734805354
Uh. I'm not hot. And I neeeeever in this thread said I was. So thank you for the advice to get over myself? I already am because I'm not really sure what there was to get over in the first place.

I shan't be killing myself though because I am fucking amazing and have two awesome kids and nothing to prove to douchenozzles like you so - as you were! I will continue to squish my wrecked tits into concrete bras every morning to go to work and you will continue to grow an acne farm on your neck in your mom's basement every day and that's how the world will spin for now!
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Bend over?
Make me attracted to them?
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>>734797049
I think to some extent we've all been guilty of talking up some girl that's only average in order to make her touch benis. It's the way of things, all you can do is be careful you don;t overdo it and ALWAYS, ALWAYS hit it and quit it. No repeats, delete their number/block profile so you can't drunk dial that nasty sloot. They'll get the picture and won;t think they're worth more than they are.
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>>734806265
LOL
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>>734797821
I like them a little thicc but not properly fat-what are we talking about here, chubbies or actual harpoon time?
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>>734796678
You get some credit man.
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>>734803673
You're my favorite post in this thread. Thanks for being somewhat nice. Not a troll, not busting out the tits, but watch a nature channel and you'll get the general idea.
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>>734799007
This isn't impossible but it's certainly implausible. Provide pics+timestamp. If your tits are as manky as you say then I have no interest in nude but show ur a gril or gtfo.
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>>734797049
end your degeneracy now
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>>734806464
Thanks my baby. You go on and kill it tomorrow. Glad someone has a sense of humor. Be nice to your fat and former fat girls boys.
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>>734804259
so whats the issue then?
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>>734796320
get wet for fat men
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>>734806877
You're absolutely right. Not impossible. I'm implausible though and you can go on and read the rest of the thread for a walkthrough on why I won't be gracing you with my trash tits. Next time read the whole way through before running your mouth, just helping honey bunny!
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>>734806877
its definitely a woman, judging from the posts.
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>>734804044
>I'm 36 years old with two breast fed kids.
so either a 36yr old mother is sitting on 4chan at 12AM arguing with trolls that will never change there mind over comments on the internet.
or a troll pretending to be a femanon to bait the idiot summerfags.

guys just stop feeding this shitty troll and it will leave soon enough.
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>>734807258
I swear to fuck. Do you boys not know how to respond to a thread? *I* don't have an issue, I was responding to the anon who posited that I had an issue with people saying shit to me, which I don't.
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>>734801745
even if it was another fat girl, all of them deserve abuse
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>>734796320
Fat girls can't - ever make social network posts about how sexy or hot or attractive fat guys are because they know that they're gross.

"OMG Robert Pattinson, OMG Aidan Turner, OMG x and x generic buff / slim actor."

Get back to me when they're saying OMG John Candy
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>>734807578
Thanks dude who can read!
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>>734807766
I've been on here before. If you are an oldfag, you may remember. My kids are 7 and 3, no longer nursing, and yes I acknowledge that I'm an anomaly but not a troll. You think what you want though, I give not a fuck!
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>>734807766
>12am

there's this thing called different time zones. its only 9 pm on the US west coast

also what male pretends to be a 36 year old woman with gross tits and two kids.
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>>734796678
god bless you
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>>734808231
attention hungry trolls.
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>>734802359
mah naga
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>>734808231
Thanks for the benefit of the doubt. It is after 12 here though, not 9, and I'm still 36 with 2 kids and jank tits so off to my insurance job in the morning, no need to troll. But this has been SO FUN! In a few years when my 7 year old son thinks he's edgy as fuck on 4Chan I can blow up his spot by being a chicken soup for legend. Night boys!
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>>734808165
good that means you understand that nobody will take these posts seriously unless you provide proof+time stamp. and this is certainly a waste of time if you wish to prevent the anons here from "standing in the way" of those who are trying to lose weight.
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>>734806265
Didn't you say you were hot in your first post?
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>>734802452
Is this her actual diet? Holy shit she eats more than I do normally while in a "diet". lol

What the fuck is wrong with these people?
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HUNGER STRIKE!
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>>734803775
lets be fair
she didn't get to 3 days
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>>734809054
No, I said I was jacked. And that's true. Fuck! Don't you people read? I have a body that won't quit unless i go back to eating pizza and cookies but I have a butterface for daaaays. You lookin at my ass tho.
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>>734796320

Not use social media to justify being fat.
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LOL
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>>734809482
>talks like a nigger
Figures.
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>>734808890
No one took these posts seriously?!?! Throws self to wolves, claws at throat, dies in screaming heartbreak.

Nah, jk. You can go ahead and take /b seriously if you want but I don't give a fuck. You can timestamp that if you need to log it in your diary though!
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i did my good deed for the day
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>>734809619
I was just trying to be funny. I have a sunburn though!
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>>734801246
Unloved landwhale confirmed.
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>>734796320
Fat gals are great; they're so thankful...
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>>734796580
*run one mile a day
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>>734810479
You should tell your mom about how funny you were in the morning.
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You all got fucking owned by a bitch in this thread. Let it be said.
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>>734804354
>Hooray for you!

This is what sold me. Middle age women always type with that passive aggressive snarky side comments when they're pissed. What the hell is keeping you coming to this shitboard of degenerates?

Props on the weight loss or A+ tier troleing btw. Either way, certified oldfag.
>>
I think the worst thing about fat gross obnoxious cunts, is that even when they lose weight, their attitude is still that of a fat gross obnoxious cunt. Like the one in this thread.

Like, your soul can't lose weight.
You'll always be a fat-enabling toxic bitch that no one wants to be around.
Just because there's less of you, doesn't mean more people will want to fill that extra space around you.
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>>734801647
So beautiful. Feed me fried chicken.
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>>734801964
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>>734811018
you spoke too soon anon
>>734811133
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>>734811018
How are you supposed to play chess with a pigeon?
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>>734801964
is that pyrocynical's mom?
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>>734802452
just feed her with MREs
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>>734811114
Thanks. I actually am not a liar and did really lose the weight and for the sake of /b am posturing like a motherfucker because there's no actual other way to be taken seriously and/or not show tits kek. In real life, I am so saccharine sweet, you'd never in a million years believe I'd be here.

I guess I come for the same reason all of you do. It's fun and you can be something more vivid than your true self?

These bholes who are judging me on my posts aren't wrong to call me an asshole, it's what I've put out there today for the sake of this thread but in real life, I am the girl everyone likes because I genuinely care about people. I'm ok with not being her for a minute since no one here gives a shit about being cared about anyway!
>>
146,000 bullshit tweets about make up and bei g fat FFS
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>>734811294
Nah. We did. 99% of the posts in this thread are the laziest insults that have ever flopped themselves onto the internet. This one was ok. Poor showing overall.
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>>734811870

Wwwwwaaaiiiiiit a fucking goddamn second....are you from central Cali?
As in, is your area code 559?
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>>734812817
Ha nope, I said it was 12 an hour ago for me. Please relax and don't try to exert yourself again though! Enjoy your career as a Wendy'd sous chef!
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>>734796320
touch their toes
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>>734813163

Nice deflection, Sarah.

I know who this bitch is, anons...

Yyou guys want to have some fun?
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>>734813212
HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA
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>>734813163
you panicked and didn't make any sense is anon on to something?
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>>734806265
>Uh. I'm not hot
Wow tell me more captain obvious
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>>734797391
t. fat girl who isn't fooling anyone.
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>>734813416
Noooooooooooooooo you found me! And you're going to ruin my life because I'm ok with who I am! Someone help!
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>>734813425
relax dork, it wasn't that funny.
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>>734812817
>>734813163
>>734813416
>>734813726

Are you faggots all in a trap thread and just ignoring this?
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>>734807463
Hey, formerly chunky genius! Never asked to see them, in fact I specifically said no gross tits and I just wanted proof of gril. Next time read the whole post before running your apparently saggy mouth, just helping, ex harpoon magnet.
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>>734810479
*run
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>>734814119
Yes, its fucking stupid. Why should I give a shit if some landwhale comes into a fat hate thread and tries to troll?
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>>734798638
EVERYONE START DOING THIS LETS START SOMETHING CMON
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>>734813726

/b/ Isnt what it used to be and you damn well know that, they don't have the capacity to ruin anyones life.

But between you and I, just for shits and giggles, your last name begins with what letter? I mean I KNOW it's you, but I just want a quick validating laugh before I go to bed. How was court, by the way?
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>>734814474
Nigger we ruined some fucks life LAST NIGHT.
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>>734814119
Please. Commence to chasing your tails. My name is not Sarah. I live on the east coast. I'd be happy to talk to any of you off /b even though that's not really possible as far as I know. And if you are looking to punish me because I'm realistic about being ugly but fixing my fat ass body then I guess go for it?
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>>734814623
Shut up Sarah. Nobody gives a shit.
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>>734814623
OH NOW YOU'RE NICE?!?!
HAHAHHAHA FUCKING BUSTED
ANON GIVE US HER INFO NOWWWWWW
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>>734801232
>former land whale

no such thing fatty
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>>734814543
tell me more
you got a screencap?
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>>734796958
Underrated post of the year
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>>734797821
not your cup of tea because they wouldn't touch you, fatty.
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>>734814474
Well so my first name doesn't begin with S-A-R-A-H but once you get my first name, I'll give you my last initial. Hint: you're not even in the ballpark. And I have never been to court. Except for jury duty. And I raised my paddle asked asked to be selected and wasn't. So not even formal court.
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>>734802838
Shut up hammy, post pics of you proving you're not a landwhale, otherwise you're a hammy cunt.
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hey guys im fat too
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>>734803326
Honestly.
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>>734814543

No, you didn't. Messaging someone on Facebook isn't ruining their life.

We used to spend weeks finding out everything about them. You newfag fucks haven't done shit. /b/ left years ago. This page is a meme.
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>>734814890
I don't have a screen cap. You might find it if you google for "Operation Dusty's Ghost" or some shit.
>Faggot livestreams killing his mom's cat
>drags it behind his car
>laughs like a retard the whole time
>/b/ finds video
>/b/ finds licence plate number
>/b/ tracks faggot down
>Calls cops, ex-gf, best friend, family, ect.
>Nigger just got out of jail like a week ago for heroin charges
>Now in police custody for commiting a class D felony

He's fucked, felt real good.
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>>734815188
No, sending them to jail fucking is though.
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>>734815118
Then I'm a hammy cunt. Are you going to be able to sleep ok tonight knowing that? I will be ok, thanks for making sure I knew who I was.
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Fat boys > Fat girls
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>>734815188
The guy actually got arrested. There are plenty of stories about it. Just google "Kyle Williams Branson Missouri."

Granted, the guy had already been to jail for a year. His life was already pretty messed up.
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>>734806265
>douchenozzles

Is this b8. She even talks like a fat fucker.
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>>734815288
I mean I was going to sleep well regardless, thanks though.
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>>734796320
fat girls can't walk for ten minutes without needing to sit down and complain
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>>734815320
>Kyle Williams Branson Missouri
Shiiiit, he got TWO felony charges, get FUCKED you stupid nigger. I hope he pisses off a gang in jail and gets killed with a toenail clipper.
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>>734815240

...back that ass up...you faggots had a dusty style avenge thread, and on CATURDAY no less? Well hot fucking damn I stand corrected.
I stand corrected.
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>>734815329
Do you read? I was a fat fucker. You are inferring nothing original. I am sure you have fun, special codewords that identify you as a super hot boy to all the other super hot boys of /b! I'm not in your cool club yet but now I can check a loser word off my list!
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>>734815743
It was a good day Anon. It restored my faith in /b/. The PURGE conducted this morning by our new based janitors has only increased my fervor.
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>>734815792
>I am sure you have fun, special codewords that identify you as a super hot boy to all the other super hot boys of /b

Nah I'll just post a pic of my 6 pack and 8 inch dick.
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>>734796320
run fast or jump at all
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>>734815912

Hopefully the trend continues. Let's bring back snacks while were at it.
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>>734815965
Yes! And we will all believe that it is you!
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>>734802452
if anyone wants her tumblr its healthygirlheather
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>>734797049
It's okay if you destroy their egos during the pump and dump
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>>734816391
Why the fuck would we want her tumblr?
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>>734816391
why the fuck would we give a shit about that?
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>>734796320
Lose weight
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>>734816211
>Doesn't know what a timestamp is
>Being this retarted


lel
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>>734816609
>wanting to see a dick this badly
calm down /gif/...
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>>734816513
>>734816483
to tell her how fucking fat she is maybe? idk fags
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we need moar fat shamming pics.
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>>734810601
t. Fattie
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