This is the /b/ house >He all live in the same house now

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This is the bouncy house.
>we all live in the same bouncy house now

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Stay the fuck out of my room and don't touch my shit

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>>734797482
I'll touch your shit all I want.

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Something's up with the new guy.

>Two giggling overweight guys in full ss uniform put a sign reading "gas chamber" on the toilet door.

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hey guys! my little sister wanted to know if she could spend the night, can you make her feel at home?

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Can I bring my gay lover?

Fuck indoor plumbing, let's get an outhouse

GET OUT OG MY FUCKING TOOM AKBR YOU FIVKJNG FAGGLE!!

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My room!

I want to bring the nigglet bitch into the rape dungeon

>>734796084
>move into /b/ house
>smells like macaroni and cheese
>everyone is at the computer shitposting
>one looks at me
>"Fuck we got a newfag here!"
>everyone says fuck in unison
>thin guy in hoodie with acne beard greets me annoyed and says he'll show me around
>see kitchen is filled with nothing but ingredients for spaghetti and chicken tendies
>see room with a computer that can run 4chan, porn, and half life 2 perfectly
>no one likes talking to anyone
>everyone fucking hates themselves and each other
>lots of us have autism
I'm finally home guys

>>734798492
Cotton field machine is broke. Sorry

Hey, keep it down! I trying to watch Boku no Pico!

>wonder what what happen if I turned the power off

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>>734797482
Don't touch my shit cyka

My room is the fap room
You're free to come in and use it
Keep it clean, no tissues or cum on the floor (or anywhere else other than in a tissue in the trash)
You may lightly compliment each other's dicks
Free to share fap material, don't force it though

Who the FUCK keeps shitting in the sink?!

>>734801833

/pol/ got in again

The cum on the outside of the windows is Tumblr.

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>>734801833

>>734801833
Babushka is soup ready

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we'll need an anime theater

>quietly steals change from everyone to buy crack

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i'm running to the store for some fags. could you guys watch my minifridge for me until i get back?

>>734802065
Agreed and a Putin shrine

>>734802227


sure anon. We'll look after it.

>>734802293
it can go next to the picture of Lenin, and bust of Hitler.

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420

>>734802022
aw crap, who let Corey in da House?

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>>734802360
yea and maybe some waifu shrines

>>734796084
Don't worry man. Hey, can I drink a bepis while you're gone ?

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You guys like furburgers or snowdogs?

>"hey anon, could you tell the kids in your dungeon to quiet down? I'm trying to watch hentai here."

>>734802503
Should we piss on him to assert dominance. I'd rather not. Anon did just clean the carpets yesterday.

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>>734802742
NEVER

>>734802732
I like pussy, thank you very much.

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I'm going to go run some errands, I can't wait to savour this chocolate milk when I get back.

>>734802742
How many kids do you need anon. One is plenty for everyone. Now excuse me, but I need to drink my bepis and record some bars for my mixtape in my room.

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>>734802227
I replaced all your fridge contents with babushka's kompot

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Lets all have an orgy

Hey, Vinesauce is streaming, anyone want to watch it with me on the flat-screen ?

Where should we build the masturbatorium?

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I dosed the water with acid so drink up

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>>734803015

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>>734802463
a man needs his sauce

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>knock knock

Umm... Guys, there's a Girl at the door!

>There are no girls on the /b/ house lawn

No, this one is definitely one of us

>tits of gtfo

The trash needs to be taken out and I refuse to do it again.
>touches nose

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>>734803221
its probably a trap

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>>734803015
I will invite babushka and the Slav women

>>734803221
but, does she HAVE to gtfo ?

I mean, we could just gangbang her, and she likes vidya, so that's good. And she has a lace chocker, so clearly gives good head.

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>>734802511
Can I invite babushka

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B House

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>>734803671
Insert babushka in picture

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>pic related is our neighbour

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>>734803599
only if shes cute
>also checked

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hello corn friend here im here hello

>>734804023
OHAYOU GOZAIMASU

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>>734804023

>>734803221
WHAT THE FUCK DUDES THATS MY MOTHER!!!

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>Mfw no one realizes the bomb/goldmine/porn vault in the basement

>>734804174
Sorry dude, your mom's hot. Total kink too. Has some sort of fridge fetish.

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>>734804079
im underground now

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>>734804288
>tfw it's MY vault stash where I keep my big rubber masturbating shoes.

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>>734796084
You won't leave this place alive!

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>>734804342

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>>734804174

>>734804174
Tell us the name or it didn't happen

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My disk is made from diamonds

>>734800331
I believe that is called a cotton gin.

>>734804859
She's Mrs. Anon

>>734804859
Her name is Cracky Chan

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>>734804992
>>734804174
She'll be Ms. anon after tonight

>>734804288

The vault is obvious b8 though. as is the free candy van outside.

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>>734805180
Would you dare touch my mother? (pic related)

hai

>>734805495
Sweet. My type. Let's see how Ahegao she can get. Also, you're gonna have to get used to calling me "Uncle Anon"

>>734805766
Dubs are proof.

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Gonna wash out my computer guys

>>734806043
Sure dude. Want some help. I got some good magnets we can use.

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>>734805495
im a 240bld silver back and comes in her nightly now. i have my own room in this house. no mayo packets call me nigger to my face cuz they all bitch bois and want the cuck thats gonna happen when me and her fuck. i have a huge wang i will make sons for every member in the house and you all have to deal with it.. i am the Silverback god king himself

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>>734806043
STOP.

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Dinner is ready

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>>734806178
Sure thing Nigger.

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>>734806282
your shitpost made aisaka cry
think about what you've done

>>734806282
I already had something at TGIF with the boys, so thanks but no thanks, I'm good.

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>>734806434
I'm sorry. I'll cook you my specialty meal

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>>734796084
>He all live in the same house now
Who tf is he? Pic related, is he?

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>>734806775
how many imaginary girls are you gonna make cry tonight

I think some jew stole all my change

>>734801833
Thank /biz/ for outsmarting the flushing Jew

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>>734806914

i'll make dinner as long as you all suck me off

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>>734796084
Someone should warn the neighborhood.

>>734802463
sauce me up

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>>734806775
Hold on. Listen. I know you worked hard on that meal, but let me take this one, ok. *Ahem*
>>734806434
>>734806914
OH SWEETIE, GUESS WHAT I GOT !!!

>>734806829
Is this our son now.

MAN FUCK FEMINISM ! TURNED OUR SON INTO A FAGGOT !!!

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Going for a bike ride

>>734807350
perception is such an easy thing to shift my friend.

perhaps you'll try it.

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>>734797670
As long as you keep it in the bathroom, I don't want you spreading shit throughout the house.

>>734807510
Kay, have fun. I'm gonna play the new CSGO operation.

>>734796084
Since we are all brothers now I'd like to know if anyone has any hypnosis porn

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Got a new house plant

>>734807668
Youtube has a fuckton of that bro
>>734807743
Nice. Originally, I wanted the black one, but you were right, this one is a nice fit.

>>734807857
May I have key channels that do it?

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hey guys i got a new soap holder in the bathroom

>>734796084
If you walk in while I'm jacking it I won't stop

>>734808022
hypnofk91 or some shit. Just look it up. You'll find it.

>>734808038
Fucking Nice dude. The furries will sure as hell be pleased with this.

>>734808197
*shoves tongue down your throat out of love*

>>734800127
Sounds like a dream

>>734808320
Please tell me you're either a girl, a trap, or fucking adopted. Because I don't want a faggot relative. I know we need to fill the diversity quota, but we can cut corners.

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lets take the family truck out for a spin

>>734808500
Where's that 240lb nignog ?

>>734806775
Yo is that a milksteak good sir

>>734808491
I'm all of 'em

>>734808694
OKAY. WE'VE MET THE DIVERSITY QUOTA AND IT'S STILL NOT GAY !!!

>>734805495
Nah, this bitch has definitely fucked a raccoon. I ain't about them diseases.

hey guys i got us a new fridge

>>734809049
Said the fat virgin who is complaining about getting laid.

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>>734809289

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>>734809324
i also stocked it with this

>>734809289
>>734803221
>>734804342
Oh sweet. Anon's mom will love this.

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>>734807043
that's it

why all the hate tho?

>>734803341
Is not ready yet. There is proletariat turds all over fucking communal kitchen again.

Apologies for translation. Might be communal fucking kitchen..

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>>734806178
>teddy moves in
>sees "silver back"
>shoots it and skins it for rug
>teddy leaves and invades cuba

>>734809621
nigga, it's the /b/ house.

fuck you think was gonna happen ?

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>>734809813
aight den you got that

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>>734809758
>kennedy moves in
>gets assassinated

>>734810304
not me mayne
see wut they do

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Oh hai mark.