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Fluffy thread continues.

The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.

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Fluffy thread continues.
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>>734787532
No step on fluff
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>>734787697
also
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I'll ask again: What kind of shows are on Fluff TV?
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Aaay a new one
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>>734787927
Ok, we have a theme, fluff TV minidump.
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>>734787927
Sketti time
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>>734787927
Mainly fluffies playing together, singing, looking happy etc
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>>734788040

How about serial dramas, like Breaking Bad?
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Fluff TV has untapped potential in my opinion.
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>>734787927
Depends on the person writing.

One guy made up a bunch of stories like..

Dancing Babbehs. (Often time the foals are in pain).

Babbehs (to keep fluffy mares happy and such?)

Various fluffy movies (this was just silly).
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>>734788168
>>734788191

In other words, the typical saccharine preschooler shows, with lots of bright colors.
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Mods still deleting shit?

https://aetasxblog.wordpress.com/
Updated yesterday. Drawings should be posted tonight.
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>>734788181
I'm sure there are series. "Drama" well, only to the fluffies.

Old children cartoons reused.
Sesame street.
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>>734788439

What would be drama for fluffies?
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>>734788399
Has subsided.
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Fuck yes, I cannot get enough of this fluffy abuse shit
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>>734788360
Yes exactly

Fluffies are the same mental age as 4/5 years old kids, so what else did you expect
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Oc :D shameless promotion!
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>Be me, Autismo Anonson, 23 years old, in a dead end minimum wage job and a crappy apartment in the city
>lifesucks.jpg
>Some days I contemplate jumping right out of my apartment building window, 5 floors down to the ground
>But I'd never really do it. Cowards way out, and I'm no coward.
>But still, life sucks. And it's lonely.
>One day, walking home from the goddamned McRonalds I work for, I spotted one of those vermin fluffies.
>I remember when they first popped up when I was like 19 they were a pretty big deal, and a major pain in the ass
>Nowadays, they're just as common as pigeons, and just as noticed.
>Not many people really care about feral fluffies anymore. Not unless they fuck up they're garden or impregnate they're own fluffies.
>No one cares about fluffies.
>No one cares about that specific fluffy.
>A dirty, wet and sad little runt of the Earth variety and a hideous neon green everything.
>Just looking at it is an affront to the eyes.
>But that day, some one did care
>I grabbed him by the scruff and lugged him up 6 flights of stairs.
>He whined the whole time, but life seemed to have battered him hard enough before I got to him that he was pretty subdued.
>When we got to the apartment, he finally spoke
>"Wan die"
>"Me too buddy"
>I opened the window, and dropped him out
>He didn't scream and didn't cry on the way down
>He hit the pavement hard. It looked painful.
>I posthumously named him "Reminder"
>A reminder that suicide is fucking stupid
>I went to bed, and that was that.
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>>734788563

Because it's all their little minds can understand?
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>>734788482
"*Gasp* Cotton baww nu wan be fwiend? *dun dun DUN*"
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>>734788653

Or fluffies not getting sketties.

Truly, drama for the ages.
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>>734788639


>Still me, Autismo Anonson, age 23, nothing to live for, but living anyway
>I wake up in the same crappy apartment each morning
>I work the same awful job each day
>And I return to the same terrible apartment each night
>It's a dreadful cycle, and has really worn me down
>Another day passes, and then another, and it's all the same
>Sometimes something interesting happens though, and that's nearly enough motivation to keep me going
>A few days ago I was working the dreaded midnight shift at McRonalds, the worlds most profitable hellhole
>Manager for the night shift is a cunt, makes me do all the grunt work
>"Take out the trash Anonson!" "Fold up some of the patio furniture Anonson!"
>So I do it. It's not worth the terrible wage, but whatever. No reason not to do it.
>While I'm taking out the garbage, it starts raining
>nowthatsjustfuckinggreat.jpg
>I run and toss the bag into the bin, and as soon as I do, I hear an awful cacophony of squealing
>A fucking fluffy herd has decided that a McRonalds garbage bin is the best place to settle down.
>I look in to survey the damage
>Three full grown Earth fluffies, one pregnant, one already a mother, and one who is bigger than the others.
>All of them brown everywhere, but I'm not sure if that's dirt and filth or actual fluff.
>The biggest one, let's call him "Foolishness" starts yapping at me in aggressive baby-speak
>"DUMMEH MUNSTAH HUWT HEWD, SMAWHTY HUWT MUNSTAH!"
>He then charges towards me, but hits his head against the garbage bin wall, and tries to scamper over it.
>I sigh and push him back into the garbage bin just when he manages to get over the rim
>This pisses the little shitrat right off
>"DUMMEH MUNSTAH! YU HEWT BABBEHS! SMAWHTY HEWT YU!"
>ohshitohshitohshit
>I might be a downright assholish fuck, but I'd never harm a baby, not of any variety
>Unless it was a spider. Or a snake. Or a scorpion. I wouldn't hurt most babies.
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>>734788647
Yeah, also probably commercials for toys, for babies, etc
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>>734788906


>"Just shut up for a few seconds and show me your babies, maybe I can help them!"
>The "smarty" Foolishness, foolishly takes this as a challenge
>"MUNSTAH NU SEE BABEH! SMAWTHY GIB FOWEVAH SWEEPIES TU DUMMEH MU-"
>I cut him off by grabbing him by his filthy scruff
>I feel the scum and trash he's covered in instantly, but I don't particularly care
>"Listen you moronic shit, if I wanted to kill you, I would have done it already, just show me your babies, and everything will be fine."
>"NU! DUMMEH MUNSTAH WONT HEWT HEWD!"
>He then shits and pisses all over me.
>I won't hurt babies, but assholes who can't accept help. Meh, that's fine.
>I take his tail in one hand, and swing him right into the bins side.
>"SCREEEEEEEE! NU HEWT SMAWHTY!"
>Swing again right into the side of the bin
>"EEEEEEEEEE!"
>And again! And again and again!
>Looking back on it, I don't think all of my anger was even aimed at the shitrat. Just my boss, myself, my crappy life, if I wanted to be really fucking "deep" I could say the whole damn world.
>I stop swinging after about 2 minutes, and I realize he was dead about half a minute into the swinging session.
>I toss him into one of the bins, because I don't want to traumatize the others any more than I already have. They're just stupid, not assholish.
>I look back into the bin, and there are the two fluffies, frozen with fear at the corner of all the trash
>I named the pregnant one "Engorged" and the other one "Bin".
>Bin speaks up first
>"p-pwease nu huwt babehs wike u huwt speciaw fwien ..."
>"Don't worry, I won't. Just, come here."
>"Ded yu gib speciaw fwien fowevah sweepies?" Asked Engorged
>Shit. Do I tell them the truth and have them go fucking catatonic, or tell them a lie and keep this encounter going.
>"No, your... erm.. "Special friend" ran away."
>Both of them started crying in unison
>"SPECIAW FWIEN NU WUB FLUFFEH AN BABEHS? SPECIAW FWIEN WUN AWAY?"
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>>734789002

>I hoisted them both out of the bin and let them down on the ground, both still crying
>Good thing they couldn't put two and two together, given that a shit ton of fluffy blood is all over the side of the bin right above them
>"Alright, you are called" I pointed to Engorged "Engorged."
>"Fwuffy haf name? Fwuffy nebah haf name befoh."
>"Yeah, that's right you little vermin, you have a name now."
>Then Bin speaks up "Me haf name too?"
>"Sure... I'll call you... Bin?"
>"Yay! Am Ben!"
>Cool. They're happy enough now, and they haven't started calling me daddy or anything. That's good, it means I could maybe get rid of these guys somehow.
>"Hey Bin, I'm going to put you back into the... erm... bin, and your gonna have to help me find your babies"
>"Okey! Ben hewp niceh humawn!" It then dawns to her that her babies are still in the bin. "OH NU! BEN NEE FIN BABEHS!"
>"Calm down! Just help me find them!"
>After rummaging through filth for a bit, we find them. Most of them are fine, it seems like the only one that got hurt was a tiny alicorn baby who got his horn knocked off. Good for him, now the other fluffies will accept him.
>I scoop all of the adorable little baby vermin and gently place em on the ground
>Bin and Engorged are overjoyed
>Then Bin speaks up and shatters my enjoyment "HUWWAH FU NEW NICEH DADDEH!"
>Oh. Shit.
>"I'm sorry Bin, but I'm not... I can't... I can't be your daddy."
>Both of the fluffies deflate in mood.
>"Bu why? Yu nu wub Engoweged an Ben?" Said Engorged
>"It's not that, it's just I can't real-"
>SLAM!
>"ANONSON!"
>Oh. Fuck.
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Fluffy spelling bee.

What happens?
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>>734788783
Fluffy-ko: "W-why saddies nu gu way?!"
*tense climax*
Fluffy-kun: "Fwuffies haf-ta gif mowe guggies!"
huuuuuuuuggiiiiiiiieeees!
Everyone: "Yay! Happies nao!"
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>>734789086


>It's my cunt of a boss. And she's really, really fucking pissed.
>She stomps out of the door and marches right towards me
>Luckily, the fluffies mouths seem to be sealed with terror
>"WHAT THE FUCK HAVE YOU BEEN DOING ANONSON!?!YOU WERE DUE BACK INSIDE ABOUT FIVE MINUTES AGO!"
>I take a step forward, trying to hide the miserable pighamsters behind me.
>"Well, uh.. I ran into some er... "Fluffy trouble" and I uh..."
>"Fluffy trouble? FLUFFY TROUBLE?!? HOW CAN YOU HAVE FLUFFY TROUBLE?!? YOU KNOW MCRONALDS COMPANY POLICY ON FLUFFIES! KILL! ON! SIGHT!"
>"Which is uhm.. exactly what I did! I sent those abominations straight to Hell! They didn't stand a chance!"
>"Why'd it take you so goddamned long? Fluffies are like oversized but easily crushable flies!"
>It at this moment, that Engorged fucks up
>"NUUUU! PWEASE DON HUWT FWUFFY! AM SOON MUMMAH!"
>Oh. Fucking. Shit.
>Cunt-Lady pushes me out of the way, and see's Bin and Engorged.
>She cocks her head at me and sneers "Oh, so you "Sent those abominations straight to Hell!" huh? Well, I'm seeing two shitrats and a load of chirpers still begging for a ticket!"
>"Please no! I can get them away, just please don't hurt th-"
>STOMP!
>She had crushed Engorged underneath her boots.
>She let out one final shriek "SCREEEEEE!"
>Not very dignified last words, but for fluffies, it was the norm.
>"NU! NU HEWT ENGOWAWGED! SHE WAS SUUN MUMMAH!"
>Cunt-Lady kicked Bin aside, leaving her babies on the ground, alone.
>"Don't you fucking dare, you cunt!"
>"Or what? You can't do shit. Oh, and you're fired for failing to follow basic company policy."
>STOMP STOMP STOMP
>All the babies were a fine paste on the ground, a bitter end for something that just began
>"NUUUUU! M-M-munstah gib... babehs.. fowevah sweepies... w-wa-"
>Oh no, oh god no
>"Wan die. Wan die. Wan die."
>Cunt-Lady sneered. "Don't worry. You will."
>Cruuuuunch.
>She took her boot and very steadily ground Bin's head into the ground.
>It was over.
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>>734789232

>Epilogue
>I walked back home in the rain, jobless and upset.
>I wanted to punch Cunt-Lady.
>Wanted to fight back.
>But I couldn't
>I was about as effective as Foolishness was
>I sulked my way to bed.
>Same crappy apartment
>Same terrible bed.
>Just another day as Autismo Anonson.
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Stuff to scare the fluffies straight.
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>>734789155

So, dramas would have plots just as simplistic as regular fluffy shows.
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Well, the bird is gone, the bannage seems to have halted, and Im bored
Taking requests for writefagging
God bless fluffies
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>>734789350
Well it could get more cerebral, but that would likely be because the aim is to tell lessons to the fluffy. Playing nice, accepting what daddy says. Even if you don't know why at first, it will turn out daddy knows best. Like a mystery show, where daddy is explained in the end. What happens when daddy goes to work?
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>>734789742
the bird?
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>>734789742
You could write us something involving fluff TV.
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Programming for the hardest of fluffies.
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>>734790043

What content does it contain?
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>>734788508
Every time I see a soon-mummah who's near-term, I just want to roll her onto her back and stand on her belly with one foot.
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>>734788593
Dude you've shared the same fucking OC for the past dozen fluffy threads.
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>>734790121
I meant the pic related of course. "Horror"
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>>734790311

What would be horror by fluffy standards?
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>>734789091
Every contestant fucks up because they have the minds of four-year-old children, and they all get the sorry stick for being losers.
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>>734790272
Let him be proud, he still has a way to go on allice and millie and co.
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>>734790376
Munstah unda beddie/in the closet. Grimms fairy tails reworks. Mildly aggitated bumblebee creature feature.
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>>734790376
>fluffy goes to the park
>fluffy gets lost and can't find daddy
>for extra terror, a thunderstorm starts or a spooky animal silhouette lurks in the bushes nearby
>the fluffy gets found and brought home safely at the end
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>>734790272
I'll give credit where credit's due though, it's pretty good shit. I couldn't do better.
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>>734788191
>untapped potential
I agree, as does adverts for fluffy related products.

I wish I could draw better, as I have been coming up with toys for fluffies and humans. I can post some of the raw bits, if there is interest.

I wouldn't mind collaborating with someone, either.
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>>734790272
Who gives a fuck if I have? Do you know how many times the same shit is posted over and over again??
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I haven't contributed to these threads since the banning going on. I guess I can participate and be safe now, right?
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>>734790814
Scary ferals are outside in the garden. Gud daddy fluffy has to protect his family by not opening the fluffy door flap.
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>>734791039
Yeah, fluffy products is another big untapped thing. Commercialism would be over that shit. I'll maybe post products after TV.
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>>734791079

>Implying that fluffies are scared of ferals
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whats the site again? Booru?
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How about a gritty crime show on Fluff TV?
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>>734791043
>over and over
not as much as your shit
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>>734791353
Fluffybooru
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>>734791313
under tapped I meant, there is some stuff

>>734791349
The tone of the film can easily make them, they are very impressionable. And indeed this propaganda would be part of the aim.
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>>734790699
would love to see her sexually abuse that fluffy
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I'm really high Anna eating mashed potatoes. Have a cute sketti pic
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contributing cause bored
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>>734791474
thanks bud
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>>734791589
And I'm* . Not Anna.
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>>734791437
Oh fuck off already. Like I'm actually going to stop lol
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What would a mystery show on Fluff TV be like?
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>>734787697
The fuck is her rattle?

THERE IS NO TRUTH TO THIS ART
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>>734791762
Dude I'm not saying you should stop. I actually said it was pretty good, just don't post the same shit over and over again. No need to be a cockgoblin about it
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>>734791800
I mentioned that.
>>734789792

Is that
>what would fluffy x?
Intended as trolling? I really don't mind but I notice repetition.
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>>734788168
Don't forget late at. Ight when it switches to an adult swim like lineup filled with abuse. Makes no sense but it's fluffies so why the fuck not.
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"Oddities and Curiosities"
By King C
Ladies, Gentlemen, On today's episode of FluffTV We will be looking at some of the weirdest fluffies ever recorded!
>fluffy looks at screen
Wook daddeh! It da funneh fwuffies!
>fluffies are weird
>their DNA is so shitly made any change will fuck them over immensely
>cam goes into a forest
>smarty stallin walking around
>thinks it owns the forest
>it has a few fluffies in tow with it
Smawty nee fwesh mawe, owd speshuw fwend nu feew gud nu mow
>she has a ton of kids on her back
>looks like she might just fuckin die
>mare smells somethin
What smeww? Smewws... guud
>mare steps out from shrubs
>smarty stares it down
Yu am such a pwetty mawe...
>mare beautiful by fluffy standards, I guess
>mine starts to chime in
Wook daddeh! Dat nu mawe, is munstah fwuffy!
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>>734792078
I'd actually be inclined to believe that. Fluffies are generally too stupid to know how to cover their tracks when they do something wrong, except by blaming "munstahs".
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>>734788563
It looks like it's head got punched into the rest of its body.
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>>734791857
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>>734788783
Would have to be rated R
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>>734792336
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>>734792393
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>>734792459
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>>734788920
I love the idea, though nobody would bother to keep it alive that long. Unless it's a plot twist and it's kept alive there for psychological abuse.
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>>734792201
I hope it's not just an Alicorn.
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Hey, I was the guy who was confused on what this shit was. Now I kinda get it, and I'm actually getting into this shit (not in a sexual way, like a fandom way). Can someone explain to me what sketties are?
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>>734788563
This makes my blood boil
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>>734792735
Fluffyspeak for Spaghetti.
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>>734792735
Sketties = Spaghetti (as in "spaghetties")

Also: Use google.
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>Be me, Downie Incognito, an average loving fluffy owner
>I have a fluffy named Rosebud, Red fluff, Green mane and tail, a cute little Earthie mare, about a year old
>I punish her when necessary with a sorry stick, I reward her when deserved with spaghetti
>lifeisgood.jpg
>My neighbor is a fucking prick
>He always is trying to blame my fluffy for shit, and his cat is always stalking Rosebud
>This is fucking infuriating
>One time, he started pounding on my door
>"DOWNIE! OPEN YOUR DAMN DOOR!"
>I open the door with a sarcastic "Yeeeeees?"
>"YOUR GOD DAMNED FLUFFY KEEPS SHITTING ON MY LAWN!"
>"It ain't my fluffy, I keep her on a close leash. Maybe it's your retarded cat that tried to take Rosebud's eye out last week!"
>"HOW DARE YOU ACCUSE MY GERALD OF SUCH A THING!"
>"Get off my property, dick!"
>I slam the door and chuckle
>Stupid son of a bitch thinks my fluffies been shitting on his lawn
>He'll never realize that it's been me
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>>734792861
alright I had a chuckle
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>>734791313
>fluffy products

Dummeh Hoomin Labs presents: Troll Toys!


*Bad Stuffy Friends*
The blue-tooth enabled stuffed animal that has a camera, microphone, and speakers!
>good for tricking a fluffy into believing the stuffed toy is alive
>Kit only version can be installed into any stuffed animal
Abuse type:
>psychological - fear inducing

*Bad Bawws*
Standard looking rubber ball with electromagnet inside!
>good for stopping/preventing its movement when rolled over steel plate
>allows you to "stack" balls, then encourage your fluffy to try and fail miserably
Abuse type:
>psychological - frustration inducing
>psychological - confusion inducing
(Requires 2 AAA batteries)

*Magna Bwockies*
Standard looking plastic blocks with internal electromagnet!
>prevent stacking of blocks by repulsion - fluffy is easily humiliated when other fluffies are able to stack blocks, but they can't
>prevent knocking down stacks through attraction
>allows seemingly impossible stacks
>good for stopping/preventing its movement when placed on a steel plate
Abuse type:
>psychological - frustration inducing
>psychological - confusion inducing
>emotional - self-esteem reducing
(Requires 2 AAA batteries per block)

*Meanie Bwockies*
Standard looking plastic blocks with internal mechanism that temporarily deploys short razor sharp blades along the block's edge. Allows your fluffy many safe hours of play, followed by numerous painful lacerations!
Abuse type:
>psychological - fear inducing
>physical - lacerated hoofs and muzzle
(Requires 2 AAA batteries per block)

Control all products from any smart phone! Download the app [here]!
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>>734792735
I also wanted to answer you last thread but didn't know if you were still with us.
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>>734792201
>smarty walks over to mare
>mare
Yu am such a pwetty stawwion, wan be bestes fwend?
>smarty runs off with the mare
>herd doesnt even realise its been abandoned
>just sorta sits there for a bit
>smarty wants to fuck her right there
Nu can haf speshuw hugs heew! What if munstah shows? Nee fin homesies, den hab hugsies!
>they run for a bit more
>get to a cave thingy
>looks like a toddler could stand up in it barely
>flowers strewn around
>also fucking bones around the cave
>smarty doesnt even notice
>bootycall.mp4
Wook daddeh! Dat stupy smawty, nu see is munstah!
>my fluffy starts bobbing back and forth in excitement
>smarty looks around
Wowsie! Yu housie is su pwetty! When can hab speshuw huggies?
>mare bites into his fucking neck
>whoawhat
>my fluffy bursts into laughter
>sadistic fuck
>smarty starts gagging
>mare starts gnawing on the smarty
>smarty dies
>mare eats the smarty's corpse
Yes ladies and gents, that was a rare breed indeed! Succubi, as they are commonly called, are some of the most interestng fluffies that we have caught to date!
>mine is still laughing
Dat am such a stoopid smawty!
>zooms back to the herd
Oh? But what's this we have?
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Switching to products.
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oh shit we are saging
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Too many mashed potatoes....
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>>734794678
Yeah, somebody else had to post.
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>>734792530
Is there more of this?
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>>734795129
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>>734793489
I kinda remember the story of ths killer fluffy, you happen to have that? Cause I think this is the same one
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>>734795303
that fluffy is very athletic
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>>734793484
>herd is still there
>its calling out for the smarty
Smawty fwend? Wheew go? Nee smawty tu pwotec hewd!
>hear noises from bushes
>the same mare pops out
>it starts yelling at the herd
Hewd, hewp! Smawty get stuck, nee hewp!
>herd follows her
>only about 4, excluding the babies
>literally unlimited babies
>it brings the herd to a cliff
Wook! Smawty feww off a cwiff! Yu need gu sabe smawty fwend!
>mom begins to run
Nu stop! Nu can wisk babbehs! Shud weev babbehs wif me!
>mom too stupid to realise what she's doing
>leaves about twenty babies with a cannibal
>the entire herd runs off of a cliff
>thinks they're saving their smarty
>the mare watches as they all fly off
>my fluffy is laughing his ass off at this point
>he loves this shit for whatever reason
>probably tortures dust bunnies
>the mare starts eating the babies like popcorn
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>>734795450
this is the only image I saved of that story
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>>734795518
>probably tortures dust bunnies
kek
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>>734795518
And that ladies and gentlemen, is the Succubus episode of "Oddities and Curiosities", stay tuned next time to witness the Angler in action!
>my fluffy is almost dead via laughter
Siww-Siwwy s-smawty! Ahuhuhuu! Dat nu was mawe!
>he snuggles up against my leg
Ahh, dey su siwwy, wite daddeh?

Didnt put that much into this, but still happy with how it turned out
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>>734787927

There's a show called. Weggies! its about having legs. Also a show called Baww! Its just a ball rolling around the screen. Also special programming for Pillow Fluffs, like smelling things. The shows are really simple shit, a kite flying or a jack in the box which is like a horror show to them. shit videos on repeat every 15 seconds, bright colors, videos about pasta or sketty being made ( heard that one got banned due to fluffys liking the screen and pushing over tvs and getting killed. etc. Shits as boring as watching paint dry to humans but to Fluffys its amazing.
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>>734795632
Damn, I dont remember much of it but it was good
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>>734793780
>>734794001
The engrish makes the comics even more endearing
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>>734796819
Rofl, is it still alive in the last panel?
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>>734789900
I wonder why that fluffy is crying
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