Why didn't you have a prom date?

>>734787209
I was too much of a loser to ask a girl to prom.

>>734787209
she was black, look closer

she said no.

Also is this guy good looking, or is she out of her league?

Prom is not a thing in my country. My ex however was american and she set up a "prom" for my class, so we could experience what it was like. Needles to say I went with her.

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>>734787601
He has been her bf for a few years.

>>734787601
It's not about looks you dipshit.

>>734787209
I'm ugly and didn't have any friends.
Also social situations give me no pleasure, only anxiety.

the girl is hot

>>734788171
Are you sure?

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>>734788480
Trust me. But not if you look like pic related.

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>>734787209
i did

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<3

Because I went to a boys Grammar school in a country where we don't have proms.

Because prom isn't a big thing in Sweden and I didn't want to pay $50 to eat some shitty three course dinner where you get next to nothing on the plate. I got drunk with my friends listening to music instead.

Because rather than go to my lame-ass tiny Texas Baptist shit-hole town's prom with far-right Christian chaperones and Christian music, I decided to go to Austin with my GF and a group of friends and see The Killers live. I smoked medical grade marijuana for the first time and got a blowjob in the backseat of my friend's car while his GF gave him an HJ while he drove us home. It was a great night.

>>734787209
I went to my GF's prom, she was a year older than me. It was horrible, we split up shortly afterwards. I didn't go to my own because I was dating a sloot from the next school district over.

cuz i dropped out of high school and got my ged

>>734787209

Was dating a guy, but he got pissed because I didn't answer my phone "in a timely manner", I was at a theme park yo. So he breaks it off then asked his friend to prom. We get back together and he is still taking her. I went alone.

>>734787209
>me
>prom
>not unpopular, kind of a wanderer so no real close friends but I'm on good terms with 90% of people
>don't want to go but I figure fuck it
>people I'm hanging out with at the time also have the same mindset
>only ones with dates are dating each other
>rest are single and don't care to match up
>go to buy my ticket from teacher after school
>friend asks me to pick her up one too, she has work
>teacher misunderstands, puts us on the same ticket as a date

Well shit, whatever. Technically have a date.

>other friend still not going with anyone
>we go to the hotel it's held at
>mock red carpet thing with teacher announcing who is walking. Something for the parents, idk
>other, solo friend (who is a girl) gets lumped in
>teacher announces both the mistaken date and solo friend with me as both of my dates


On paper I had two dates... it was an awkward walk inside.

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>>734787209
To bad I went to 3 proms with different girls

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Went to 3 proms. All of which, fucking sucked

>Junior year prom GF's friend throws a fucking s'more on my rented tux, and ruined it before we got there. I was pissed and apparently my reaction was unjust, and we got in a huge fight and broke up a few weeks later

>Senior year prom took my hot friend and her gay friend was also taking her and I had to drive that faggot too. Got to make out with her but I was pissed about the whole thing

>Dated a girl a grade under me, and was able to go to her senior prom after I had graduated. She was in fucking show choir but didn't know how to dance casually. We stayed for 15 minutes before she made me leave. I rented a fucking $200 tux for 15 minutes. We too, broke up a few weeks later

prom was lit fam

>>734787209

I had a date technically, but didn't go to prom. Went to HS in middle of nowhere central Illinois, and my "date" (a girl I've known since I was about 3) both decided we didn't want to spend money on tickets and tux/dress. We just told our parents we couldn't find dates and didn't want to go alone.

Then we and about 6 others drove out to a secluded part of a guy's property, had a bonfire and got drunk off of shitty Busch Ice. I have zero regrets for not going.

>>734787209
I was out of the state undergoing chemo and surgery for a neuroblastoma cancer.

>>734795046
haha, loser

>>734787209
I had a date, but in the meantime, a girl I know came over while my parents were gone and get wasted and I fucked her when she was passed out and she told everyone and now the girl I asked told me to fuck off.

Should I still go? I have a cousin who would go with me and I might be able to fuck her if she is drunk enough. She gave my brother a bj a couple years ago.

>>734787209
i blew all my prom money on drugs instead of buying a ticket/suit/limo etc

She wanted to go with her friends but not a date :(

>>734795280
Do it m8

>>734787209
I did, got her pregnant, thats why I am where I am...

>>734787209
b/c I'm a loser and every female in my school hates me. I went with my car as my date. :-/

>>734795591
Shitposting on /b/

>>734787209

Couldn't get a date (didn't ask anyone)
Parents were really wanting me to go
Bunch of friends (all guys) decided to go together
We were all friends since 1st grade
Gamers, spent all our free time together, sleepovers every weekend, we all even worked at the same GameStop
We all decided to wear dresses, picked them up at Goodwill, a full set of bridesmaids gowns
Wore them with boots and hats (trilbies), we all had almost beards, and only 3 of us were fat
Had a good time, we ate at Subway, the manager comped our meal, she thought we were funny
Lots of pictures and jokes at the prom
Laughing with us and at us, pictures filled a whole page in the yearbook
We took a formal group shot all 7 of us, we called ourselves the 7 Samurai (we are cinema freaks)
We were all going to move to Korea or China and teach English, find that perfect Asian girl desperate to get to America
Got pretty drunk after prom and one of my buddies was too drunk to go home, so he spent the night no big deal
He still had his dress on and his wig, so I told him how pretty/beautiful he looked
He asked me to fuck him
We did, 3 times
He took some vids and over the next few days all the group watched them
Before graduation we were no longer speaking, at all nothing
He kept telling me how much i meant to him, that he loved me, he was gay, he even proposed
I'm not gay, not even close
I fucked him because I didn't want to turn 18 and be a virgin, plus I was drunk and he looked like a chick
I told him no way, never again to leave me alone
Morning of graduation his mom found him in his suit hanging from his belt his closet
I went into the Air Force that summer, spur of the moment decision, want to get away from everything
I realized after a while that I prefer having sex with passable crossdressers and transexuals
I am dating a mostly passing pre-op right now
I really miss my friend, a lot
I wish I had another chance
I killed him by rejecting him
He was right about us and I was to stupid to see

>>734787209
Because I got expelled at the beginning of senior year and missed prom.

That's easy.

Because I was dating a fellow boy at an all guys Catholic school. He hadn't come out by then and I hadn't told anybody I was kissing a dude for the first time.

I'm straight now.

>>734792600
Still sounds worse than prom.

>>734787209
Cuz the afters party rape fest is easier.

>>734787209
didn't want to go to prom with a date. got coerced into asking a girl out to prom. ended up being prom king. date's friend was prom queen. shit was pretty awkward for me.

>>734787209
Do you think they've had sex?

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>>734794714
You fuk tho

>>734795197
kek

I graduated college.

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>>734787209
I did but she pissed me off on the way there so I just dropped her off there and got high with some of our friends, then we picked her up including some other friends and I kicked her out of the car when we got near her house so the rest of us could continue the party.

I thought I was out of the league from the girls who went out of their way to show me attention during that time. Now later, with bipolar disorder, I would kill to bang those broads

>>734787209
because prom at my school was an overpriced waste of time. like I'm gonna pay $100 for a ticket to hang out in the gym with a pack of assholes in JCPenny suits and the girls who only agreed so they'd be "going with someone" like everyone says is so important.

I went to my girlfriend's prom in vancouver, that was fucking amazing because they rented the hilton ballroom and catered it like pros.

>>734787209

I didn't go to prom. I think I was doing acid with some friends that night.

>>734787209
I didn't go to prom. I'm with the girl I would have asked if I did go tho, so whatever.

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>>734796334
This will make a fine entry

>>734796214

Nah, we didn't. But we did both fuck someone else haha.

I quit school, got a GED and won a scholarship to go to College at 17 so I skipped the whole prom thing.

In soviet Russia prom date has you.

>>734787209
Had one,all four years. I was 6'6 by time I was 14 hung like Secretariat and could buy beer. I was very popular with the upper class girls even as a freshman.

Sorry you're a douche.

>>734796931
Underage b& detected.

>>734796964
Hung like secretariat is my new phrase thank you

>>734787209
Home schooled. From post-kindergarten to end of high school. So no prom or anything like that.

On the subject of home schooling.

Second, no, third rate education.

Pretend "high school diploma"

Immediately failed out of college cause I was really about a middle schoolers education level. Mocked by all the professors for my horrible course work. Embarrassed by my peers.

I'm also a really short guy so i got that going for me.

As you'd imagine a child sheltered from society his entire childhood, i have no social skills whatsoever. I'm always the super akward weird guy standing around in groups. I don't know how to talk with people. I have panic inducing social anxiety.

To further the discussion of no prom. I've never done anything with any girl ever. It terrifies me to talk to women. I feel they can see right through me and know I'm a virgin and kissless.

I work menial labor jobs. Despite having a really high IQ.

I don't know how to function in the world. I have had no childhood experiences that most kids have. I seriously don't know and can't understand what having a friend is like. I've never had anyone my age I spent time with. My parents tried pushing me to make friends once I was like 16, but by then it was too late, no social abilities at all.

I'm 33 now.

Please don't homeschool your kids. Don't ruin thier life cause you're s strong Christian family trying to protect them from the secular world. (I'm not religious anymore since I became a teen, fuck that)

>>734796656
Ive actually had this weird back and forth thing with her
She was a bitch when I liked her and vice versa
One day she asked me what I was doing for prom and she began crying when I told her I didn't want to go
I decide to be nice and ask her a few days later
She's so happy and says yes
Within the next week she starts becoming distant and bitchy
Jokingly tell another girl by the same name that I should've gone with her (we actually end up eating after)
Someone overheard and told my date, she's furious
Explain to her I was joking but she's still being an ass
It gets to the point where she's even being rude to our friends just for talking to me

Cont.

Because Jahn

>>734787209
haha, I thought that was Adam Carolla. dude is ugly

>>734787209
I didn't even know it was prom time.

>>734787209
but I did have a prom date....

got drunk and had sex like a normie

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>best friend and I agreed to go together if neither of us was dating someone by senior year
>senior year, not as close as we once were but still friends
>she agrees to go with another guy who she isn't dating
>niggawhat.jpg
>decided this in November too
>did I mention she told me this at my house on Christmas
lesson learned, don't invite a Jew over on Christmas
>she is unapologetic
>couple months pass
>our much hotter blonde friend breaks up with her boyfriend
>first friend insists I ask her
>I doubt it will work, but I try it
>she says yes
>everythingwentbetterthanplanned.webm
>telling other friend about it only like an hour later
>apparently she guilted blonde friend into going with me before I even considered asking her
>blonde friend didn't even want to
>still went, had fun, stayed friends with both for the remainder of the summer because I'm an idiot
>first friend stops responding to me as soon as college starts
>blonde friend keeps in touch for first year, stops responding afterwards
There are even more beta stories that came out of that series of events. As much as it sucks, at least I didn't go alone. Right?
R-Right...?

>>734797733
exactly Mr double dubs, exactly. drinking Mt dew and jerking off at home would've been much worse

>>734797733
At least the grill pitied you enough to go with you. Say what you must, but that is definitely better than her not pitying you enough to go with you. IMO at least.

>>73479746
prom day comes and I'm on my way to pick her up (I'm the designated driver).
I get a text from one of our friends that they need to get picked up first.
Turns out my date told her that because she didn't want to be alone in the car with me.
It's not like we've ever fucked, and at this point I'm glad we never did because I became good friends with her kids dad later.
After picking everyone up and getting to prom one of the girl's heels broke before we even got in so I took her home to change.
On the way she explains how my date has been an ass to everyone the past week, including that very day.
I get pissed and call up my guy friend so the three of us could hot box in our tiny shower room.

Cont.

Cause I was taking my drunk gf's virginity on the beach.

Prom is for faggots.

Ugh. Went with a freshman. She was the sister of one of the guys in our group, who went alone, to keep an eye on us.

>>734798047
Cont only if you greentext, fag.

My date didn't like my promposal so she decided she didn't wanna go with me because of that

>>734798086
Lol what was it

>>734798086
Really? That's actually quite petty. What was the promposal?

>>734787209
I didn't need to go to get pussy.

>>734798035
I don't think either of them were actually that bad. First one is a bit quirky and only stays in touch with like two people from home. Second one went to Fury Road with me awhile after prom. Both were at my graduation party. It was only a soul-crushing move in the scale of high school drama. I'm not gonna care who I took to prom 15 years from now.

>>734798927
I suppose. It's better to become alpha and get several women in your 20s-30s than get one girl in high school, if you had to pick one.

>>734798047
After getting stoned af we realize prom had already finished.
We go back to pick everyone else up.
One of the girls that I dropped off with my date said she ditched them and ended up going with our schools pedo teacher.
Im already done at this point so rather than heading to the next party I start driving towards her house.
My guy friend keeps asking where we're going, I simply reply "shut the fuck up, you'll know when we get there.
Once we get to her house I simply look her in the eyes and say "there's no more room for you, get the fuck out."
There actually wasn't room now since my guy friend took her spot.
Rather than telling me anything, she looks silently at her best friend, and slowly steps out after a minute.
To this day, everyone including her best friend tells me what a good decision I made because the party really started once she left.

>>734787209

I started college when I was 15. Good luck trying to get any girl when you're in that situation. Either I would have had to bring a middle-schooler to a jr/sr prom, or some girl 4-5 years older would look like a pedo-freak for going with me.

It was even better in college. I graduated when I was 19. My entire college life was spent working 40 hours per week on top of 4-5 classes per semester.

Do I regret not going to prom? Not one bit.

Do I regret not "living it up" while I was younger. Yeah, I do. :(

Because i'm not under the age of 18, which is the age you need to be to be able to browse this website.

>>734798085
Sorry, didn't know your dyslexic ass couldn't read without the colorful letters. Besides, this shitty device isn't letting me greentext.