Post something you use at work and Anons guess what it is.

>>734768675
Not enough smart men on here for this to go anywhere.

>>734768675
Reality Bending Glass?

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>>734768675

>>734769447
looks familliar... hmmmmmmmm....

>>734769592

I'm guessing thats an M777 Howitzer.

Magnifying lense, toilet / toilet paper, and artillery.

>>734770063
>Magnifying lense
Nope

>>734768675
Contact lense

>>734768675
A wedge prism

>>734770215
noooooooooooo
>>734770240
file name. but can you guess what it's used for without googling wedge prism?

>>734770307
Dammit out of tricks then kek

>>734768675
Your job is to check how the world would be if trees were 30cm to the right of where they are now ?
Just in case they migrate 30cm to the right ?

>>734768675
splunk

>>734770307
I googled it and I have no idea how it works still from its wiki explanation

>>734771882
Exactly
>>734772110
It's used to measure the total volume of wood in a given forest.

>>734770759
I'm pretty sure it's true.

Also, OP is a wedge prism. I know, because I have the same job.

>>734772223
Which is?

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Okay

>>734772208
I just don't get how, the variables seem odd. Doesn't the refraction change depending on how you hold the wedge, therefore you could call any tree in, border or out depending on your perspective?

>>734770307
>but can you guess what it's used for
>wedge prism
It's used for prisming wedges, obviously.

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>>734768675

Alrighty, guess away /b/

>>734772352

You're a Grey alien, specifically you're the little fucker who probes anuses and that's your anal probe?

>>734772352
dentist
>>734772399
pilot

>>734772399
Pipette used in hematology or microbial lab research.

>>734772399
solder sucker??

are you an Electrician??

>>734772534

How did you get pilot from that?

>>734772596

Pretty much, but I don't work in microbio. I'm an analytical chemist.

>>734772663

Nope, sorry.

>>734772368
It's math and a little magic

What you are determining is the average size of trees in the stand, and then multiply that number by the factor of that prism. Gives you an estimate of the "basal area", that is, the area of the stump if it were cut at breast height, which can then be estimated as the total volume of the tree and therefore the forest where you stand..

It's a lot of guessing but it works out pretty accurate. You can even just use your thumb if you calculate it's factor.
>>734772399
Dentist

>>734772710
>How did you get pilot from that?
By knocking on the door. Who else?

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What I do?

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>>734772534
Close enough

>>734772825

I mean...it says it on the bottle. Veterinarian.

>>734772832

Bike/car techie?

>>734772832
dance around like a faggot all day

>>734772832
Rabbi
This machine is used for quick circumcisions

>>734772832
Sex machine repair technician

>>734772825
Murderer.

>>734773047
a biscuit baker

>>734772825
Dog wispier

>>734772832
Secret Service

>>734773047
Oompa Loompa at the Smegma Factory

>>734773047
paper air plane producer!

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Haven't got any so far, but this is a fascinating thread.

>>734773047

You're the guy who puts the "cream" filling in donuts.

>>734772908
Nope.
>>734773144
feels like it tbh
Animal Control/Animal Shelter clinic staff. And by clinic I mean a death room where surrendered animals are immediately put down, as well as all pregnant animals and newborns still in the nursing stages

>please find a new home for fluffy :)))) she has all her shots i just dont want her anymore

dead less than 5 minutes after the owner signs them away. I hate people so fucking much

>>734769714
ROFL

>>734773145
>>734773190
>>734773202

I'm actually a food scientist for Pepperidge Farm.
Those are actually mini Milano's being made well at least the cookie part. That is in our pilot plant in Connecticut.

>>734773308
Santa's little helper

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>>734768675

i dunno, you're in some sort of forestry management job. DBH and all that good stuff.

heres mine.

>>734773388

Oh...oh man that's brutal.

>>734773308
Doctor? My doctor uses that on me every time I go into the office. I have high blood pressure so it helps me expand my anus to accommodate large objects.

>>734773496
pet store employee

>>734773415

Oh shit nigga, another food scientist.

>>734772399 here. I work in PepsiCo's R&D labs.

You mostly QC/QA?

>>734773648
Get the fuck out I was a technician in Valhalla as my first job out of college. Do you know a girl named Becky? I went from product development but now I mostly do quality assurance food safety stuff.

>>734773496
Thats beautiful

>>734773939

Hahaha shit man! Small world. Unfortunately not, I work for 'em in England. Never really talked to the Valhalla guys, though I've spoken to a couple of people from Plano and Barrington.

How's QA treating you? I'm wondering where to go next, all the fucking town halls are starting to get to me.

>>734773813
manufacturer of the worst hammers in the world?

>>734768675
this is in fact a wedge prism
This angle is usually 3 degrees or less. Refraction at the surfaces causes the prism to deflect light by a fixed angle. When viewing a scene through such a prism, objects will appear to be offset by an amount that varies with their distance from the prism.

For a wedge prism in air, rays of light passing through the prism are deflected by the angle δ, which is approximately given by

\delta \approx (n-1)\alpha \ ,
where n is the index of refraction of the prism material, and α is the angle between the prism's surfaces.

>>734772338
managing scam sites obviously

>>734774249
You splice pictures of penises into children's films?

>>734774541
I don't know what your job is but I know you probably hate it.

>>734774009
Hold down plate for meat slicer?

>>734774201
Man it's really tough working for the big guys the food industry is in Decline for sure! I would stick with quality assurance more specifically food safety and foodborne illness. That type of shit is always needed no matter how big or small the company especially with new government regulations.

Are you still work for Kraft Foods and I went to the UK when I was working on Tassimo. I went to way production facility in Banbury. I like you Brits your fun people to hang out with and I like how it's acceptable to go to the bar after work every single night.

I just left Campbell Soup company and I'm working for a non-for-profit in food safety.

Are you currently in quality control?

>>734773530
The formality in that statement is great.

>>734774594
I dunno man, it's hard to hate when your soul has been replaced by coffee

>>734772399
micropipette?
had to use one in biology lab. Looks pretty similar.

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>>734774631

Yes, we use that to cut small bits of meat without getting out hands too close to the running blade.

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i think that's easy

>>734774633

Ah that's a good shout man, thank you for the advice! Food safety is actually pretty interesting too.

Haha one of my best mates is from Banbury, nice little town. First thing I ever noticed about that place was the fact that the coffee factory makes the whole place smell of coffee!

Nah, I'm a technician in the analytical lab. We get sent product for wet chem analysis, stuff like salt levels, acrylamide concentration, that kinda stuff.

>>734775094
penis connoisseur

>>734774868

Yup, that's the one!

>>734775094
professional osu player
alternatively, graphics design

>>734774633
>>734775347

Well, actually I guess it's kinda QC. It's not on-line QC though.

>>734773318
>You're the guy who puts the "cream" filling in donuts.


YUP..
oh wait, you said "in donuts".....

nevermind

>>734775397
what do you get if you're a professional osu
player? maybe change work then.

yeah mostly 3D stuff

>>734768675
Forest surveys. Stop posting this same pic and making the same thread. Fuck off

>>734774541
stool samples?

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>>734772399

Pipeteman, man

may be used only by god tier analytical chemists

>>734772352
Dentist or dental assistant.

>>734772832
looks like a wine bottle corker but i dont think thats it

>>734772832
Log splitter?

>>734774009
butcher

>>734775830
you make formed bits of aluminum like for eavestroughs

>>734775453
I hear it's still a good company to work for but I'm pretty uncertain about its long-term viability. I mean I don't think Pepsi's going anywhere but I don't think they're going to be growing. I still have a lot of friends who work there.

Go get BRC certified go become a certified food safety auditor you'll get to travel a ton and make close to a grand with each food safety audit you do.

Isn't food science great it attracts so many females =).

Come to New York let's have a beer.

>>734773388
Why are they put down?

>>734774249
Film student

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>>734768675

>>734776273
dragon dildo?

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Kinda easy

>>734776390
3d printer, 1st generation, so IT?

>>734776467
No.

>>734776058

Nah, they're definitely not the worst company to work for. The big corp atmosphere can get a little tiring though! They're definitely not growing in established markets like the US and UK, but places like South Africa and China are apparently growing a lot.

Definitely not a bad plan that, I'll look into it, thanks! Beer sounds like a good plan, always wanted to go to New York.

Haha hell yeah, every lab I've worked in in food science has been mostly female so far.

Speaking of Pepsi, I gotta get to bed for work tomorrow. Been nice chatting to you Anon, all the best to ya man!

>>734776359
Perhaps that's what I'll start calling it.

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>>734776390
tensile tester

>>734773609

lel, not even close

>>734776666
Same best of luck to you brother.

>>734770759
This is a scam right

>>734776064
No space. It always boils down to space. The shelter can hold around 200-ish animals and it's ALWAYS full. The space we have we try to allocate toward stray dogs/cats that people may have lost. When You (not you literally), surrender your own dog, it's not a stray. This is an animal with an owner that no longer wants it. We don't have room to unwanted pets, so we put them down on the spot.

Puppies/kittens that cant eat on their own are put down because we don't have the staffing to feed them every 4 hours. Our kennel workers are cleaning up after 200 animals and trying to prevent outbreaks of fatal diseases like parvo and we only have 15 officers. Our budget is blown on food, idiotic rescue groups who "DEMAND" a dog be fully vetted before they take it, and the shit that always breaks down.

Pregnant animals are put down for the same reason. That environment just isn't good for newborns. They get sick, disease spreads, and suddenly because we didn't have the heart to put down one pregnant dog, we lose an entire kennel block to parvo, tick fever, sometimes distemper, etc.

Cats are also immediately euthanized unless they have a chip or collar.

>>734775830
Portable sheet metal brake, use it to bend thin coil stock... Why are the wheels in the middle?

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>>734768675

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so, you call all that 'work'?

>>734776793
looks like it

>>734776793
yeah, i didnt look close enuf:
ancient PC in beige box, pentium gemeration.
and now you show cheapest chinese usb2 cable. 3rd rate bargain factory for shitty chinese products intended for 99cents store and/or indonesia

>>734776793
earbuds... kek

>>734776390
bread slicer
>>734776793
pedo

>>734776959
is that a microscope? are you a biologist

>>734777451
are you retarded?

>>734777245
Purposeful ecosystem destroyer

>>734777451
Nope, although I do use microscopes

>>734772847
dentist, these are for root canals right?

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>>734777451

>>734777511
He's got to be

>>734770115
To see your micro-penis with. Duh. No such thing as a whatever you called it.

>>734774488
kek, exactly that
>>734776217
Nah I work in a cinema.

>>734773047
Is that fudge?
Do you pack it?

Are you per chance a fudgepacker?

>>734777534
nope, NOD brotherhood's trooper

>>734775812
Professional CIS male

>>734772352
Its Dental Hygienist

>>734777671
you work at the museum of ancient sound equipment, or restore antiques?

>>734773047
Assembly worker in a factory that makes peeps.

>>734768675
Foresterfaggot if I didn't already know your filename would gave it away immediately.

>>734772832
Looks like a laminate floor cutter

>>734773496
You clean the tanks in the amphibian part of the zoo

>>734777194
Looks like 7501. Customs broker?

>>734775812
Anatomy teacher

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Let's see what you got /b/, new job (2 months in)

>>734777972
A ruger mini 14. Either chambered in .223 or 7.62x39. What a crap gun. Just go with an M4Carbine or man up and carry an MP5 or a real M14

>>734775397
Stfu eugene

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>>734768675

>>734772825
Drug dealer. Pento gets you fucked up.

>>734777245
leader of the forth reich?

>>734777671
French spy?

>>734778220
Negative.