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35 yo virign with smal dick, met 8/10 hot girl but to afraid

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35 yo virign with smal dick, met 8/10 hot girl but to afraid to sex or go out, what do
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is that you or the girl?
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>>734757621
this, before recommendations
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the girl
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>>734757482
>ugly pierce
>7/11 at best

Keep masturbating.
Eventually someone with your autism level,will come along eventually.
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>>734757792
>re-rate: 6/11

Is she a virgin, too?
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>>734757482
Yeah, so you met her, but she is'nt gonna suck your dick if it cured cancer.
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>>734757482
Tell her youre a 35 yo virgin with a small dick, don't try to be something you're not. If she likes you it won't matter, if it is problem for her forget about her and move on.
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>>734757482
>what do
Learn to type
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You're not going to believe me, but whatever. Don't puss out, or you will be a virgin forever. Be cool about shit and be genuine. Girls know what's up and can smell a phony a mile away. If sex comes up, don't fucking lie. Admit to being a vigin. If she is into you, it won't matter
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This was posted earlier you fucking cuck.
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>>734758525
>Admit to being a vigin
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her ex was black she slepted with 15 guys already, and my dick is only 3 inches
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1.Brag about your small pepe
2. Neg the shit out of her
3. Escalate to sex
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>>734758705
>Reply
yeah it's a no for me on that. messed up twice with that. no more honesty for me.
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try not to ask for advice on /b/ of all things, that should help more than any advice given here in years.
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Rape is ALWAYS the correct answer.
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>>734758777
>her ex was black
So she is worthless. Your virgin ass is good to go.
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Seen this girl on here several times. OP confirmed faggot.
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Plot Twist: OP is a JEW
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>>734757802
Autism is to high. He'll be a virgin forever.
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>>734757802

Eventually eventually.

>Your autism level
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>>734757482
>go to the mirror
>open your mind to God, wizards, or psychic aliens
>look yourself I'm the eyes
>hey, it's you
>life is hard, I understand
>she'll understand that too-
>just wait for after the 5th date to talk about the struggle, she'll get it
>first date is easy. Mostly just meeting each other
>talk about what you like to do. Hobbies, dreams, aspirations.
>have a good time with her, try to joke in that awkward way you like
>sometimes irony goes over her head. Make the punchline obvious with a dorky catch phrase or something
>she won't mind if you say sorry about it
>if you're sweet and nice she will kiss you after the 3rd date (tasteful girl, she is)
>don't be afraid to make a move. Ask to come inside (OMG it's a score!)
>there will be a struggle later on, but you can preserver if you care about her as much or more than yourself.
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>>734757482
Post a picture of your dick so we know what we're dealing with
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>>734758460
this
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>>734759552
Yeah and talk about you favorite anime repeatedly and at great lengths
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>>734757482
That's an 8/10 in like, Kansas or something.
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>>734757482

Eat the pussy like it's an ice cream cone and you've just spent months in the Sahara.

Make her cum and she won't give a fuck how small your micro penis is.
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