/b/ I'm getting ready to get my leg amputated so dubs decides

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>>734756785

>>734756785
Large hairy penis.

>>734756785

Why is it fucked??

>>734756785
diabetus?

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Cutting the lawn

>>734756785
op's a fag

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>>734756978
I was a paratrooper in the army and I fucked it up on a jump

>>734756785
WHITE POWER

>>734756785
Tattoo "sait"

>>734756785
tattoo "OP is a faggot

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>>734757073
fuckin hell

>>734757149
Roll for sait

>>734757073
Offt, sorry to hear that /b/ro, am thinking you tatoo a return address to it. Or a "cut here" line

>>734757073
Damn dude, that fucking sucks. My brother in the marines told me about how jumping is pretty dangerous.

>>734757073
Tattoo "stolen valor"

Write "Leffy's test subject"

doctors are fags

>>734757073
Join the army, they said. Get free tuition, they said.

"AMPUTATE OTHER LEG"

>>734756785
Your leg seems fine

a picture of a naked child

>>734757226
Saw a similar thread a few years ago, OP ended up tattooing "Sait" on his leg. It was some anon's college professor or some shit.

Tattoo "At least i'm not a Nigger" on your leg.
maybe mention my post number aswell.

>>734757319
Roll

>>734757477

FAIL TRY AGAIN SIR

related = A big black cock

So why amputate, is the pain just to great to deal with? Are you going to get one of those springy robot feet?

>>734757073
That fucking sucks dude

>>734757319
This

>>734756785
Niggers stay away, I want a white doctor

Nigger

>>734757149
Sait!

>>734757711
WINRAR

>>734757711
Winrar

>>734757510
roll

>>734757613
>springy robot feet
Prosthetics, anon. They're called prosthetic legs.

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>>734757711
WINRAR

>>734756785
just cover it with dicks, like every fucking inch a new dick. get creative, some vainy, some black, a few cumming. you know, go wild

>>734757073

draw a picture of a stickman saying "don't kill me im innocent"

Winrar

>>734757613
The pain blows I can barely walk I want to return to an active lifestyle = cut it off

Why are you toenails polished? Also, concerned about your choice of prison sandals for comfort wear? There is also a cryptic message above your left knee cap? So much needs answering here... care to shed any light on it?

>>734757510
rolling

>>734757711
>>734757711
>>734757711
>>734757711

"Boxxy is my black queen"

poopy poopy pee pee poop

>>734757073
Dear God mang

>>734757711
>implying OPs gonna do that

stay 12


OP, dont tattoo it at all. wait and think about it.

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>>734757711

Checked and re-checked

>>734757711

well said

>>734757941
I was noticing this. Is it a girl?

>>734758031
Can you read?

>>734757706
Real winrar

tattoo "This is Jonathan Hills you're live on the air NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER, HANG UP THE CALL MATHIS!"

>>734757073
Sorry for you bro

Write on your good leg "Wrong Leg". Docs have at times cut the wrong limb off. Just through errors in reports and such.

t.my gf transcribes medical reports from doctors

>>734758031
Fuck off faggot

>>734758104
I'm guessing it's the furthest thing from a girl. It would be a more fitting title for this creature.

"Jews did 9/11"

Roll

>>734757468
This is a genuinely good idea. People get the wrong shit amputated all the time because physicians, and especially surgeons, are idiots.

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POO
IN
THE
LOO

"OP is a faggot"

>>734757238
This

Just write the entire thread on the leg with a sharpie and tattoo /b/ on it at the end.

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>>734757857
Sorry, Mr. Know-it-all, but a prosthetic is any artificial limb. These are all prosthetics.

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>>734758493
I however, am specifically talking about springy robot feet

dubs for "go vegan"

>>734757941
>>734758104

If it was a parachuting accident and his leg is all fucked up then I can imagine his toe nails wouldn't be a normal color. Maybe some type of blood disgifuration. Unless he painted him

> implying women even have the physical stamina to become a paratrooper

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Sorry you're going through this anon.

>>734756785
> off by one

cut the crap

>>734757711
DELIVER OP

>>734757238

After some accidents ware the cut off the good leg they do write on the leg cut here and the other one Not here

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>>734756785
>>734756866

horribly shopped timestamp.

>>734757253
you needed your brother to tell you jumping out of airplanes is dangerous?

JUMP MAN JUMP MAN JUMP MAN and a picture of Drake

>>734756785
https://discord.
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gg/dbet8PV

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>>734756785
It's true watches at $ 0?

>>734758060

Is that Stumpychan who threw herself under a train because no one liked her then she became a fetish cosplay cam whore

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>>734757711
DOUBLE DUBS OP, YOU KNOW WHAT TO DO.

BAN ON OP IF HE DOESN'T FOLLOW THROUGH

>>734756785
purple dildo

>>734756785
Find out the name of your surgeon and tattoo "*surgeon name here* likes hairy dick"

the isis flag

>>734759239
reroll

>>734759199
nailed it lol

Do "fuck surgeons" and if they ask you about it, say the dude fucked up and it is suppose t say "i fuck surgeons" maybe you can get a date out of it.

>>734756785

A work related infection of my liver that i could not get treated damaged my pancreas and gave me a type of Tye 2 diabetes with aggressive Nephropathy that is causing nerve damage and withering my muscles it's a matter of time when and how many of my limbs go

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>>734756785
DIABETUS

>>734757000
nice trips

>>734756785
CAN YOU PLEASE TATTOO THE WORD @VNEEM

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>>734757073
they seriously cant fix it??? i find that hard to believe, you should demand better.

>>734759480
re

>>734756785
My phone number

>>734759480
re re

>>734757073
see
>>734757319

He's a fat, girl in a boy's body who got diabetes from eating so much shit.

please write

i love 4chan they are cool,
i also love joe,
and ellis is a faggot

>>734759615
re

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Superior tattoo starter kit! I recognize that.

please do this
"ellis is a gay"

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