drummettes or flappers because you faggots will argue about anything

both?

>>734750958
both

>>734750958
bbq sauce

>>734750958
i like chicken better than both

>>734750958
Drummies! Flats suck.

Obviously drummettes. Only one bone for convenience. Flapperfags fuck off and die. Stupid cunts.

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>>734750958
Por que no las dos?

They're both great, but I personally find it easier to pick all the meat off of wings, that and there is less gristle.

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>>734750958

>>734750958
Drummettes are primary. Flappers are secondary, but still good.
Eat drummettes first, leave flappers for kids.

>>734751554
¿Por qué no muestras tus tetas o GTFO?

>>734751688
Yup. People who hate flappers eat them like retards.

>>734750958
drummettes = way more convenient
flappers = usually moister, better meat but less of it & a pain in the ass

>>734750958
Flavor I think is a little better on the flats but the drums are so fucking easy to eat.. I couldn't choose a favorite.

>>734750958
I used to only eat flappers but nowadays I actually prefer drummettes more because there's more meat on them and it's way easier to get to.

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>>734751765

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How you eat a flapper properly:
Grab the bone on top and twist it left and right until it becomes loose then you can just pull the bone out and eat it off the bottom one

>>734750958
both.
Drumettes go fast, and there are various techniques to pull out the second bone from the flappers.

>>734752108
nice, femanon. now make your man shoot his wad on your face

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>>734750958

Ribs

>>734750958
>drummettes or flappers
What the fuck are you trying to say??

>>734752389
your reading comprehension issue has been noted

>>734752364
fuck, dude. why cover 'em with so much shit?

>>734752778

It's just a rub with spices and shit

>>734752869
i'll bet you cook your steaks extremely well done and cover them with ketchup, too. dontcha

Both

>>734753005

No. Just salt and pepper.

These ribs are going on the smoker, not the grill like some common nig-nog would do.

>>734750958
Flappers for sure! Grab both ends, twist in opposite directions. Remove larger bone, stuff flapper in your face hole, while hold small bone in hand, bite down and remove small bone. All the flapper is in mouth sans bones, eat that mother fucker. Fast and easy, less mess.

Both are great, but flappers have higher quality meat on them, so they're slightly better
Anyone who disagrees is retarded or doesn't know how to properly eat a wing (protip, separate bones at both ends, remove small bone, eat meat)

>>734751475
God damn Flapperfags make me sick

>>734752778
>giving someone shit for heavily seasoning something that will be slow cooked
it takes a special kind of fool to do that

>>734753750
you obviously know nothing about cooking. does your mommy still nuke your chicken tendies for you? does she get you the dinosaur shaped chicken tendies from costco?

>>734750958
Both are gross

flappers more meat and bones are crunchy

>>734754497
you eat the bones?

>>734755109 if its fried is super good

>>734750958
With some pineapple on the side!! Mmmmmm hmmmm

>>734750958
"Flappers" as you call them are wings, I prefer them over drumettes.

Flappers because it is easier to get the meat without bitting the bones.

>>734755109
You don't???

>>734755365
only fags like bones

>>734755469
dogs = confirmed fags

>>734755255
>>734755357
>>734754497
Flapperfags are taking over the thread

>>734755520
you faggots always bring up dogs. is that because you like taking a bone doggy style?

>>734755614
no because dogs eat bones you goon
stop projecting

>>734755699
you're the one mentioning having a bone in your mouth, you faggot.

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>>734750958
Both, you fucking nigger.

>>734753830
>saw this thread
>ctrl+f: tendies
>was not disappoint

>>734755989
what is that? what the fuck is that? is that fried cauliflower?

>>734755699
Dogs shouldn't eat chicken bones, sharp splinters that can choke them or kill them if it gets into digestive system.

>>734751688
this has changed my entire life

>>734756263
not only chicken bones, but any bird bones, cause all those fuckers have hollow bones, which is why they splinter so badly
dogs are still fags

>>734756177
Fried wings without any seasoning or sauce. You add that before eating. Dumbass.

>>734753131
commoners do ribs in the oven. they also refer to their grill as a barbecue, and invite people over for a barbecue but only serve burgers, dogs and boneless, skinless chicken breast on the grill.

>>734756467
Yup, my cat isn't dumb enough to eat bones that'll kill. Dogs are retards

>>734756380
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BRcOY-PvOC8

>>734753830
you clearly know nothing about barbecue.

>>734756617
hi, dumbass. i'm anon. :)

>>734756675
cats are even bigger fags though
that's a well known fact

>>734750958
the legs man

>>734756618
Dumbasses, bone in skin on chicken breasts for the grill, stays juicy.

>>734756675
'fresh' chicken bones are safe, they Don't splinter until they've dried out.

>>734756794
but it isn't "healthy."

>>734756770
Not fags, little assholes.

>>734756694
texasfag here. we don't put all kinds of seasoning on our bbq. it's just the flavor of the meat and the smoke. usually mesquite or oak. if you need that much seasoning on your meat, you don't know what you're doing.

don't use sauce, either.

>>734756618
no shame in steaming some ribs before baking in the winter, though

>>734750958
Why is this even a question?
No one eats flats.

>>734751428
>>734751475
>>734751746
>>734751847

literally drumettes are the only choice

our wings place allows us to choose all drums

>>734756877
>not even brave enough to attempt to eat something that might kill them
>somehow not fags

>>734756875
Just keep skin on for cooking, peel off before serving. (Unless it's amerifat, they'll dive in that skin like fat kids on skittles)

>>734750958

For a reason I still haven't figured out until today, in my area flappers are almost the double of the price of drumettes.
Since the ratio of meat/bone is very similar if not equal and the taste is equal, it remains a mystery to me.

PLEASE SOMEONE EXPLAIN THIS SHIT TO ME

>>734756892
>my style of bbq says to do it this way, so anyone who ever does it any other way doesn't know anything about anything
that famous stubborn Texan mindset is really shining through

>>734756892
not saying that style isnt good, but a good spice rub on ribs doesnt make someone retarded either.

sauce does.

>>734753181
>>734751688

BUT THERE IS THIS DISGUSTING CARTILAGE...

>>734757062
opposite here.

when ordering wings and any wing joint, there is an upcharge for requesting all drumettes

>>734750958
ITT retards who try to eat wings like drumsticks instead of removing the bones first.

>>734756905
Or boiling them, I boil mine in 7-up.

>>734757060
>he removes the skin before eating chicken
do you dip it in ketchup too?

>>734757062
>>734757318

I AM TALKING AT THE BUTCHERS, NOT THE RESTAURANT AND THEIR RESTAURANT RULES.

>>734757401
No but I care about my heart and arteries.

>>734757191
you know nothing about BBQ

>>734757318
if you request all of one or the other, of course they're gonna upcharge you because it takes more work to only pick out that specific piece, and they'll have to restock on that piece earlier

>>734757486
ah. i have no answer for you, anon.

>>734757643
no upcharge for all flappers. only upcharge for drumettes

>>734756905
it's fine, unless you think that's the only way to do ribs.

I had some dumbass friends up to my ski condo in vermont, we were doing barbecue. I prepped three racks in advance for 6 people. they showed up, thought they needed an additional 3 racks so they bought them at the grocery and were going to cook them straight out of the bag in the oven. they acted surprised when they saw me lighting the big green egg, but they were convinced they were retarded.
not saying i'm that good at barbecue, but at least I try.

>>734757492
so do you do at least an hour of vigorous exercise every day? because that goes a hell of a lot farther than not eating the skin on your chicken, you picky child.

>>734757601
you only know about one kind of barbecue and think that's the only way to do it.

>>734757883
>picky child
>cares what someone else eats

Yeah ok kid...

>>734757601
I might know nothing about shit-tier texas BBQ, but I know about memphis/carolina BBQ, which is better

>>734757973
why would you assume that?

i have carolina style, memphis style, korean style. i'm a BBQ motherfucking master.

>>734758026
typically people who pull the skin off their chicken are the same type who try to inform everyone about the dangers of gluten and red meat. I get you weren't doing that, but there is a war brewing, and I'm going to make sure I'm on the right side of it.

>>734758091
nope, dope. try again.

>>734750958

Post a picture of your fav celeb with arrows labeled Drummettes and Flappers

>>734758269
because you said putting a rub on ribs is for retards who dont know what theyre doing. I didnt assume, it was blatantly obvious.

>>734757295
this, it's like chewing silica gel

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>>734750958
It's true watches at $ 0?

>>734758402
no, shithead. you said i only know about one kind of BBQ. i know about all kinds. your reading comprehension issue has been noted. :)

Don't care as long as they're hot as fuck.

>>734758293
Or maybe I just don't like chicken skin...but you never thought of that, too busy trying to come up with witty insults cause you can't handle someone hating something you like. Go away kid.

>>734758523
youre deflecting from the fact that youre a stubborn texan stereotype.

>>734750958
Yes.

>>734758608
what dont you like about chicken skin?

besides the retarded "its not healthy, dont you guys know how bad it is for you?" shit that people keep repeating with no actual evidence.

>>734758622
WHAT IN TARNATION DID YOU JUST SAY ABOUT ME?
I'LL HAVE YOU KNOW I GRADUATED TOP OF MY CLASS AT BBQU, WITH MASTERS IN TEXAN, CAROLINA, AND MEMPHIS BBQ, AND ALL OTHER BBQ
YOU'RE NOTHING, LIL' DOGIE
NOW GIT

>>734755989
Wtf is wrong with your fucking chicken

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>>734758814

>>734756770
Kekd

>>734758762
I don't give a shit if it cures cancer...
>gross taste
>gross texture (yes even crispy)
And that's it..

>>734750958
https://discord.
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>>734758978
ok, child.

>>734758622
no i'm not. i've tried them all. texas bbq is god tier. keep crying you little faggot.

>>734758814
kek. saved for YLYL bread

>>734750958
drummette