vocaroo thread cause y not

>>734748531
I said try later.

>>734749099
hm?

>>734749304
Oh sorry are you someone different?
There was another person trying to have a vocaroo thread, but people posted perverted requests. So I told the person to try it later.

>>734749576
yes its me and dont worry I stopped replying to them :P

>>734749635
You have to know that some anons are desperate, because there hasn't been a femanon doing a vocaroo thread for a long while.

>>734749791
x3 I understand -smiles-

>>734750118
Well I wish you good luck with your thread.

>>734750301
thank you but for now its pretty dead :P

>>734750370
That has usually something to do with the following reasons.

>timezones
>the fact that so many threads get banned
(it distracts)
>well people want perverted stuff and if they don't get that then this happens

>>734748531
Been waiting for another one of these. always fun though i'm usually a lurker

>>734750603
true

>>734750652
X3 oh hehe hi there

>>734748531
Sample?

>>734750836
hmm ok
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0HQTDy5CnZb

>>734751714
XD hi?

Can you record Patrick Bateman's speech from American Psycho?
Starting at "You like Huey Lewis and The News?" ending at "Try getting a reservation at Dorsia now you fucking stupid bastard!"

How about this "Never heard your voice before. Who are you? Who in face are you?"

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You're going to love this. Trust me. What you're seeing now is my normal state. This is a Super Saiyan. And this.....this is what's known as a Super Saiyan that's ascended past a Super Saiyan. Or, you could just call this a Super Saiyan 2. And this.....is to go....EVEN FURTHER BEYOND [Loud scream]

>>734751965
>Can you record Patrick Bateman's speech from American Psycho?
I tongue twisted so many times i am sorry
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1Fhe0LVE5kg

>>734752031
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1tFoyfV5vbh

>>734752536
Cheers

>>734748531
I have a DD/LG fetish. Say something to turn me on

>>734752863
uhhh....
http://vocaroo.com/i/s05mYAj0U585

>>734752796
thanks :3

>>734753042
Ultra cute

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Oh Caesar, why would I every betray you in front of your senators! I love the republic!

>>734753042
nice...

tell us a secret about you on vocaroo...

Yeah, you like sniffing my panties don't you? Getting a good smell of your big sister. You're such a pervert, sneaking into my room and going through my underwear. If you want them so bad, just ask. I can give you a pair that I've been wearing all day. You'd like that wouldn't you? Dirty boy

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Say, Zel is a stinky fucking faggot.

Ty

>>734748531
>one of the guys from last thread here
Sorry on my behalf for doing what I did. I should have asked you first if you were okay with doing lewd requests. Could you maybe forgive me? And could I may ask you if you are okay with doing my request?

>>734753781
Oh fucking grow a pair

>>734748531

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HEY OP YOU'RE GONNA LOVE THIS

>>734753419
secret?

>>734753335
thank you :3

>>734754384
If you feel like doing more i'd be forever in your favor :D

>>734753781
o3o um its ok :/ you shouldnt be sorry tho?

>>734754567
XD no more lewd ones daddy plez XD

>>734754586
Thank you

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You you please say, I will always love you kyle

>>734754635
As long as you keep calking me daddy they dont need to be lewd :)

>>734754706
>w< you are welcome!

>>734754834
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0MMsBKWZkWe

>>734754871
XD daddyyyy daaaadyyy

>>734755024
Thank you :)

>>734755063
Tell me how much you love daddy

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>>734754985
I hope it is okay if I post my request here. Maybe there is another femanon lurking who would take my request.

Could you maybe describe what perverted things you would do with these shota boys in your normal voice? But be as detailed and dirty as possible. Only if you feel comfortable.

>>734752240
Bumping this

I kinda want to balance the thread so femanon wouldn't get too much lewds
>Could you recite a favorite line from any movie?

>>734755186
OwO no problem

>>734755236
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0kERROC0zJM

>>734754346
anything.a secret a out you.

>>734755249
its the same femanon from the last vocaroo and i refuse cause sorry but it makes me feel uncomfortable in many ways

>>734755249
God you're such a fag.

>>734755406
hmm sure
http://vocaroo.com/i/s07qmUP8d1EE

>>734755710
>Who Framed Roger Rabbit?
You're alright OP
You're alright

>>734755534
http://vocaroo.com/i/s09yjHVqwvEl

THIS IS NOT A WOMAN, IT IS A MAN TRYING HIS HARDEST TO SOUND LIKE A WOMAN

>>734755620
I just said if it is okay if I post my request here, just in case another femanon is lurking.

>Maybe there is another femanon lurking who would take my request.

Since you have said that you won't do lewd vocaroos.

>>734755837
XD yup!

>>734755710
Jessica Rabbit? Nice pick.

Can you moan for a minute soft and loud? Hopefully I'm not being to pushy.

Damn ur voice is cute OP

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>>734755839
Fuck, I was really hoping you were going to say 'I hate the coloured people'

>>734755847
uh i was born as a girl identified as a girl and beimg unable to find big sized bras is prove enough im a girl

>>734756095
tits or gtfo

>>734755940
X3 thank you

>>734756029
O-O i cant my dad is in the bathroom whos near my room taking a shower

>>734755865
>>734748531

Could you do this one by chance?

First you brush up on your basic math:
Arithmetic, a little geometry, elementary algebra, and some basic trig.

Next get a standard calculus text and dive in. You should also get linear algebra and discrete math books as well; make sure the discrete text is proof based (I recommend A Transition to Advanced Mathematics by Smith).
Once you're a couple chapters in to your discrete book (you will want to have covered basic proposition and higher order logic, and basic proofs), you may begin learning programming and computer architecture. As a litmus test, if you don't know what this statement is

∀P((0∈P∧∀i(i∈P-->i+1∈P))-->∀n(n∈P))

you aren't ready to take the reins of a computer.

Now, forget what you do know about computer programming:

First, you learn boolean logic operations
then, you learn transistor logic
then, you learn how to build functional units from logic gates
then, you learn CPU design
then, and only then, you learn assembly language
then, after you have mastered assembly language (not dabbled, but mastered it), you learn C
then, after you have mastered C, you may learn the higher-level languages of your choice, but you will always use C and assembly as your primary languages because everything else is unnecessary bloat.

By this time you should be finished with your calculus (up to advanced integration techniques and vector basics), discrete, and linear algebra, and are ready for the next wave of math: abstract algebra, analysis, multivariate and vector calculus, and, after you have progressed a way in those, topology.

Finally, you become familiar with topoi, and study the internal logic of categories then familiarize yourself with (general) type theory, and its applications to programming. I also recommend studying how to reformulate mathematics in terms of globular categories for use in automatic theorem proving, because there is an inherent programming-like 'feel' to it.

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>>734756095
Prove it, anon.
This aint an equal society no more

>>734756240
Do it without him knowing

>>734756070
thank youuuu

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I love you Declan. You know, it's funny - before I met you, I never thought that I needed a relationship to be happy. Now I couldn't imagine my life without you. There are times when I'm just walking along the street and the thought of you makes me smile for no reason. You make me happy, like nobody else could, like I never thought I could be. When I come home at the end of the day and you're happy to see me, it makes me grateful to have you. Whether it's staying in on a rainy day, going out to dinner or just hanging out, there's nobody I'd rather be with. I don't think......I don't think there's ever going to be anyone I'd rather be with. You're special. You complete me. I love you Declan. I love you so much. I want to be with you forever. My boyfriend, my companion, my lover, my soulmate. I'll always love you.

>>734756093
sorry XD

Moan OP

>>734756412
o-o to long

>>734756335
It is one giant misunderstanding OP.

Can you say "I just want to make you feel good."

>>734756416
fine wait a minute

>>734756833
>>734756900
check em

>>734756898
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1Zhvb8hXvmu

>>734757174
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0gp5t2v7F7u

>>734757259
Hm?

>>734756989
>>734748531
Please answer me OP

>>734757610
not OP, but dude you're being a creep.

I'm trying to make a producer tag andd I love your voice, can you say in a cute, playful voice "Wake up Zannybaby!"

>>734756412
kek rolling for this

>>734757610
what?

>>734757709
I just want to clear up the misunderstanding nothing more. Sorry if I came off that way.

>>734757715
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1aoaYOQle3G

>>734757796
Well regarding my post>>734755865.

>>734757842
Lol OP here but what misunderstanding dear?

>>734757962
oh um its ok to post your weird thingy here?

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>>734757235
THE TIME HAS PASSED
I GIVE YOU A FAILING GRADE, MISTER

>>734757421
>>734757534
Awesome thanks OP :)

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>>734758186
here ya go mr judgy -3-

>>734757842
Not OP, but you should really learn how to back off. You did something cringey, it's not that much of a big deal, you're making it worse than itt is.

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>>734758095
Okay. Thank you

Request: Could a femanon describe what perverted things you would do with these shota boys in your normal voice? But be as detailed and dirty as possible. Only if you feel comfortable.

>>734758494
;P no problem

>>734758542
holy lord

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>>734758542
Alright then, for a femanon you sure have more balls than most

Is this Enkidu?

>>734758542
bra off

>>734758550
You are right. Sorry again.

>>734758615
what? o3o

>>734758600
Dude Fuck off with your pedo bullshit

>>734758690
XD cause what do I have to lose :3

>>734758715
who?

say "put it down my throat" then slurp noises

>>734758744
nope :3

>>734758805
OP, in the most polite way possible, GODDAMN

>>734758898
Nvm you sound different but its another person who came here to do Vocaroo

>>734756816
C'mon OP, please

OP, where could we find you? As in other works or a site to keep up?

>>734758954
^w^ hehe thank dear

>>734759024
great -w-

>>734759133
U sure are sad fella

>>734759133
its to long

>>734759216
o3o you can follow me on discord? I also have a deviantart , tumblr

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>>734759268
THE FUCK DO YOU THINK YOU ARE SON?

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>>734759300
Please OP, please I'm begging you
Just let me pretend, even for a little while, that there's somebody out there who cares about me

>>734759394
I want to catch up on your future works OP. It'll be a shame to lose you before I go to sleep.
>Damn 4 AM

>>734757874
I love you so muuuuch, hella hugs and kisses to you <3

>>734759534
hmm how bout i tell you something which isnt scripted ? x3 i bet it would be 1000 times better since its from the heart

say "What are you a wise guy, cause you blew my mind"

>>734759534
Anon Please you're depressing even for a /b/tard

>>734759639
oh my you should be sleeping :P also follow me on discord Ninster#1429

>>734759688
please gimmie hugs I love em :3

>>734759760
Wouldnt it be easier to have a Server for that????

>>734759691
Okay
Please don't forget my name

>>734759699
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0fSsrvTq54K

>>734759816
lol true XD but im to stupid

>>734759938
Lol, thats fine, I know I can always find you on these vocaroo threads lol

>>734759852
hmm kay sorry if i miss pronounce it Declan
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1jpNbUCZCce

>>734760058
yea but ill make a discord server as well xD it be awesome to voice call with many of chu guys!

>>734759884
kek one more, "aww you want a hug, ok here you go, wait what's this I'm feeling poking me.