What have you done today /b/?

>>734738433
Just finished cutting the grass. Now I'm sipping on a brew.

got a blowjob

>>734738433
played fallout4, made pancakes and relaxed in the sun a bit

>>734738508
Too much work man

>>734738516
It doesnt count if youre a faggot

Wake up. It's noon

>>734738833
I feel you

>>734738433
So far, just had coffee. Or covfefe?

>>734738833
I feel you m80

>>734738906
Let it go already lmao hes ok

>>734738750
I find it relaxing. Love that smell.

>>734738508
With a lawnmower?

>>734739178
John Deere riding mower.

reversed global warming
destroyed isis
made tendies

>>734738433
is this skyrim mod

>>734739331
no you fucking NERD

>>734739331
Its called nature

>>734738433
Applied for a bunch of jobs.

>>734739331
Are you fucking serious? You've been in the basement so long you don't even know what a real tree looks like? Damn son

>>734739251
On a sunday? People here always cry as soon as you make too much noise. How big is the area you have you mow? Glad I did it yesterday, because an hour after it startet to rain.

>>734738433
Drank coffee, played with the puppers now I'm drinking beer and fucking around on /b/. I really need to drive to town for lumber but I'm being lazy.

>>734739800
Nice skyrim screenshot

>>734740012
don't worry I'll take care of your wife with my lumber while you're gone

>>734740012
Have you came yet today

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>>734739331

>>734739967
Yeah it is frowned upon on a Sunday but I'm going on vaca tomorrow. I only have one acre but with the trim and edging takes around 2 hrs.

>>734740049
I've never got into those types of games, is that really a screenshot? If it is that's impressive detail and I was wrong.

>>734740145
Not married but thanks for the kind Christian offer anon.

>>734740160
Nah You?

>>734740290
OP here, went fishing today, dont take pics often but it was beautiful

>>734740260
Well in that case the neighbors will probably understand it.
A whole acre is way more than I have to mow.
Have fun on your vacation.

>>734740854
Ha I knew it was real! The staff leaning against the tree looks oddly shopped however

Stabbed a kid today.

>>734741027
Not a staff, its an axe, we chopped wood for the grill :)

>>734741367
Hmmm looks awfully tall and thin for an axe

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>>734742397
Pretty sure we chopped wood with an axe, lighten it up if u care, we stuck it in a tree cause why not (its a two hander btw)

i have just been surfing the web and learning how to hack

>>734742890
L0L

>>734742890
You project a serious 12 year old aura

>>734743327
anonymous has no age limit

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>>734743512

In bed for almost 10hrs, my back hurts.

>>734738433
I work night shift at a nuclear plant. 12am to 12pm 4 days a week.

Worked my shift , came home and played some overwatch and then cooked dinner for my kids and wife and now just chilling on my computer before I go to sleep and wake up and go to work tomorrow.

>>734744248
do you have a radon scanner in your house? are you radioactive?do any of your kids have 3 arms?

>>734744248
Tough life

>>734738433
masturbated furiously all day

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>>734738433
i painted this..

>>734744439
There's so much safety protocols with nuclear plants, if there's any concern for potential hazards, they are dealt with with severe caution.
>>734744541
Not how I feel. I don't mind night shift, I get a good 6 hours of consistent sleep pretty much because my wife has a flexible schedule at work so we can easily rotate handling the kids.

I have a good job , I have a wife who loves me and 3 wonderful kids. I'm pretty content.

>>734744679
Are you an Ethiopian who shills for Italy wat

Tested out some stuff on my new quadcopter. I learned I need more batteries and the DJI GO 4 app is the biggest piece of shit I have ever seen.

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>>734744781
neither.it was an paid job for a person who wanted it outside their tatoo parlor..also did pic related last week

>>734744951
nice job man

>be me
>wake up
>shit outside because no running water
>drive to Dairy Queen
>Large #2, no tomato, onion rings and a coke
>get home, eat
>browse /b
>post itt

Woke up at 5am hungover at my friends house, drove home, slept til noon, then jerked off. Now I'm here

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staved off the urge to drink

>been drinking vodka everyday for a year
>decided to cut back out of willpower
>only have a few drink at night maybe
>lose 10 pounds of booze belly
>sleep like a baby now
>testosterone returns in full swing(alcohol suppresses testosterone leading to depression) so now im working out like i used to and fucking my lady 3 times a day

But the boredom...THE GODDAMN BOREDOM...

I used to ask myself why I drank so much, now that Im sober I remember why I started drinking in the first place, sober life is incredibly dull and stressful

So yeah that, and cutting grass in this humid fucking south-east heat.

>>734738508
>Just finished cutting the grass.
did that yesterday just before the rain came

Lost my virginity around 3AM

>>734738750
>Too much work man
sez the delicate snowflake

>>734739967
>Glad I did it yesterday, because an hour after it startet to rain.
same here. you a houstonfag?

>>734745142
Play WoW, itll keep you busy

Put ricer stickers on the Honda and ran a 5K. Just finished grocery shopping. Nice Sunday.

>>734745227
Na im just lazy af

>>734745343
I have no interest in sitting down and playing vidya if Im not buzzed

>>734738433
Woke up, sucked my bf's dick, had sex, scrolled through 4chan, smoked good green things, watched a new episode of attack on titan, and back on 4chan.

>>734745142
Just drink a few beers unless your tolerance is through the roof.

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Scrolled through the same twitter feed about 8 times, jerked off, ate some eggs, and I am currently shitting. Took me 3 hours to complete. I have lost motivation to do even simple tasks.

>>734745531
Are you a hot gril? Or gay

>>734745142
You should smoke pot, it makes things not dull and boring, and is much nicer than alcohol

>>734745683
>I have lost motivation to do even simple tasks.
/thred

I slept for 15 hours after I came home from a tough workweek at 12 o'clock midnight on Saturday night. Now I had breakfast, while there is nothing up in the news.

I could clean up my appartment though, but I feel too tired.

>>734745700
Eh I don't consider myself hot, I would say above average/cute. And yes I'm a grill lol not a trap either

jerked off 15 times now I'm watching buzzfeed xD why can't o get laid

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>>734745544
I might do that later, but like I said earlier Im trying not to drink in the middle of the day anymore.

Used to wake up at 4 am and started hitting the bottle.
>>734745881
I do smoke pot, but unfortunately it gives me anxiety, and guess what helps me with anxiety?
Booze, when I get to spacey from pot I usually have a few shots and it bring me back down to that special balance in between

So, I have some sticky ganja, but I only smoke when I drink.

>up at 4:30 a.m. CST
>go get coffee
>come home
>shit
>shower
>shave
>go to grocery store
>doing laundry and surfing this shithole at the moment

>>734746132
SFW selfie? Im not demanding too much :)

Literally playing rainbow six all day

Nothing

>>734738433
Ate some home made French fries and trolled. Tired.

>>734746288
an hero

>>734738433
Absolutely nothing, should go outside.

Going to workout in a bit though

>>734746132
you know the rules

>>734738433
wasted 4 hours of my life on /b/

Haven't done shit yet because /b/

>>734746452
>home made French fries
literally cut potatoes and throw into hot oil. KYS, you faggot

>>734746511
Yeah.. oh well

>>734746631
I use sweet potato and coconut oil. I am going to live forever. Post a picture of your asshole. I'm gay.

>>734746631
How did you know he was a faggot?

>>734746907
>was a faggot
still is a faggot

>>734738433
Woke up at 3:30am for work for the fourth day in a row.

Go to work.
Out in 10 mins and going out to drink and play overwatch later tonight.

>>734746907
Faggots can sense other fags.

>>734746959
Faggots and their correct grammar.

>>734738433
First Sunday without obligations I have in a while. Got up at 1:00pm, got high, had lunch and now I surf the Chan.

>>734747358
What was for lunch?

>>734738433
So far, getting drunk on my day off.

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>>734747515
penis

>>734747515
Grilled chicken breasts w/mustard, OJ, some toasts, nothing fancy yet delicious.

>>734747731
Never heard of anyone putting mustard on grilled chicken. What ethnicity are you? Where do you hail from?

>>734738433
Made some crappy contraption to put on end of hose so I can water plants easier.

>>734747894
I'm white as a nun's tit. I believe is a nordic tradition or so but I'm not even European. Try google and let me know if you find out.

>>734748126
That's greasy bubs.

walked 7 miles, fucked a fleshlight, lol'd at sixx bans

>>734738433
im still waking up fuck off

>>734747894
Mustard on chicken is excellent

>>734738433
Ran 7 kilometers, did a light workout, and rehearsed with my band. It was a good day.

>>734738750
Faggot