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>walk into bathroom >see this What do?

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>walk into bathroom
>see this

What do?
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Use urinal instead.
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Walk out
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Give it a good suck
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id suck it.
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Kick it
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Spartan kick that dick
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Stomp on it. My weak-ass Vans won't help much, but my leg lifts 230 every day. He won't have testes after that.
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Probably laugh and flick water from the faucet on him or something
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>>734716280
Cold water or hot water?
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>>734715948
>do 360
>walk out
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Drop, squat and bounce
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>>734717686
You mean 180
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>>734717863
newfag
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>>734717863
Bless.
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Do the same in next stall
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I'd slip him the ole toe hole.
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>>734718012
Kek
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kick the dick right where it touches the door so it snaps
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>>734715948
you did it already

take a picture and post it on 4chan
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>>734715948
I would punt kick him right in the balls and dick as hard as I fucking could. Then walk out of the bathroom casually as if nothing happened.
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Turn off the lights as I walk out.
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>>734717863
Hi friend. You must be new here.
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>>734719132
those dirty ass feet... DISGUSTEN
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360 and walk away.
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>>734715948
Dominate that ass!
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>>734715948
>180 degree turn
>get scissor
>180 degree turn back
> ;)
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Squat over and poop right on his butthole, he'll never see that one coming
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piss on it
then kick it
wash hands
go about my bid'ness
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>>734715948
I'd keep making this thread every day because I'm a faggot no life NEET
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>Ctrl + F
>kick
>6 results
You are a newfag.
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>>734717863
Ah yes, summer is finally here /b/oys.
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>>734715948
spray his whole genital area with OC spray
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Go into the stall next to him.
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>>734723542
Wannabe cop Security guard detected
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>>734724038
Lmao genius anon
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>>734724096
nope i just like OC spray
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1. Take pic.
2. Post to /b/
3. ???
4. Profit.
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>>734715948
kick it like beckham.
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>>734724199
start punching the stall door with a knuckle duster
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>>734715948
Step on it
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>>734717863
Summer has come
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Tickle it a bit to gain trust and the grab and squeeze the balls as hard as I could
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poor lighter fluid on it then light
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>>734719132
Damn that's sexy. Got any more pics like that? Would be apppreciated :)
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>>734715948
Give him the likaroo
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>>734718788
Nice touch anon
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crawl into his stall then cover his face with my jacket and stab the shit out of him
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>>734724444
Check'd
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>>734724360
> quoting it wrong
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>>734715948
Get my lawyer and open a case of sexual assault against that fag
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push his ass into the stall so his erect dick bends in a way it hurts me to think about
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>>734724552
If you sew me I would take a fuckin dump on your head. Then punch your face til u took a dump in your pants.
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Turn 360° and walk away
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>>734724632
Why are you talking about needlework?
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Does anyone want to see a picture of my dick? It's only about 5 feets long but it's a damn good looking dick
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>>734724773
Needlework? Idk what your taking about but it sounds like you want a fuckin dump in your pants.
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>>734724847
I was talking about taking legal action, then you started talking about sewing... Did you not know how to spell sue or are you just a tard?
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>>734725126
Oh lol sorry I'm just retarded. I thought that was just implied by the fact that I have nothing better to do at 5 in the morning than post on /b/ about how I'm gonna dump on someone's head. Guess your even more retarded since I had to explain that to you.
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>>734725462
You have not been here long have you? Wanting to defecate on someone is nothing out of the norm.
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>>734725559
Longer than you I'd bet. But I'm not here for dick measuring.
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>>734725658
Now all of the sudden you are talking about measuring dicks, you are all over the place.
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>>734724038
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Kick it.
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>>734725756
Dick measuring as in I'm not gonna sit here and debate whether I've been on the site longer than you have. It was a metaphor. Guess you really are more retarded than me.
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>>734717863
you don't understand math
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>>734724038
TOP KEK
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>>734725764
TOPUS KEKUS
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>>734725764
TOPIMUS KEKIMUS
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>>734715948
Take a picture with my phone and post on /b/. Wait for him to leave to get a face picture.
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>>734717863
leave while you can newfag
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>>734726144
>implying you aren't a newfag
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>>734725764
Keked very hard
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>>734725764
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>>734725764
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>>734717863
Go youngling, before it's too late.
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Take pic. Share.
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>>734715948
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