SHARE YOUR SECRETS/ CONFESSIONS/ FETISHES/ GENERAL DEGENERACY

I'm the devil.

>>734711281
nice

>>734711184
I really do think niggers smell

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>be me
>about 13
>cousin my age comes from Texas
>really cute. I'd say 8/10
>we aren't really noticing each other at first but I'm cool with her friend she brought over
>let's call friend George Bush
>George Bush tells me that he wants to be an actor and wants me, cousin, and George to role play sleeping beauty
>I say fuck it
>we find a room in the house we were in and set up the bed and a blanket on the floor for some visual I have no fucking clue why
>cousin is nervous because obviously she has to kiss one of us
>flipped a coin to see who does the smooch
>George Bush picks heads
>it's tails
>nervous as fuck
>walk the pretend carpet as she pretends to be passed out
>moment of truth
>fart really fucking loud and wet but in my head I said fuck it and went for the kiss anyways
>her eyes were wide open but I forced my way into those lips
>slipped a tongue cause I thought I was cool
>George Bush clears the room
>aunt walks in on us.
>get yelled at for hours
>never saw them again
My parents didn't know that happened

>>734711184
My older sister used to expose her breasts to me so much that i was literally LITERALLY dizzy with lust.

i watched three separate underage girls fingerblast themselves to orgasm on periscope tonight

shit is a game changer, society is as ruined as my cock and fucking balls right now.

I roofied my ex wifes best friend, her mother, her aunt and her cousin over a period of 3 years.

I fucked each one, never got caught because they're british and like to drink and I never came inside any of them.

No one knows, I have photos but they're on an HD that is in storage.

It's the only evidence, if I ever go get it I'm sure I'll post it on here.

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>>734712075
You're not alone on that

>>734712473

i can never find even of age girls on there

not sure what i'm doing wrong

>>734712545
Wow. and white people don't smell. rank racism...what a game changer.

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>>734712840
They don't. Go back to your trash can, nigger.

>>734712473
brool story co. if that is the indication of society being ruined then society has always been ruined, it's not new.

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I regularly cheat on my military husband with Andy Sixx's warm, creamy, steamy and oh so dreamy logs of shit!!

bmpp

I ate my cousin out at the beach.

>>734713976
how old? is she hot?

>>734714061
14 at the time, and yeah.

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I was dating this girl for a long time and she was a virgin. One day we were rubbing up on each other naked and she told me not to go in, but as we kept going, it slipped in a few times and we kept going, then stopped 5 minutes later realizing that she didn't want any of that. She started saying i raped her because she told me no. I COMPLETELY fucked her whole life up to the point she wanted to kill herself for a while. We started dating again and now all she wants to do is fuck. We've been broken up a year and she still blames me for ruining her life but still fucks me all the time. That feeling when you create a sex addict. Pic related.

>>734714508
Bruh, are you sure you didn't slide between a roll or two?

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I have developed a foot fetish for my EX who I dumped

>>734714565
I'm sure I have from time to time lmao. She ain't great but hey, I can't turn down free pussy.

>>734714732
yeah only fags turn down pussy

>>734714445
nice

>>734712473
how old was the youngest?

How do you find the good ones to watch?

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True story. I would go to my neighbors house, where their 10yo daughter would leave her shoes (that she wears without socks) on the porch. at like 2 am. and smell them while jerking off. i'd cum in her shoes and watch her wearing them, with bare feet the next day.

I want every man at the factory i work at to gang fuck me and leave me in a puddle of cum

>>734715346
most men you've ever had at once?

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Niggers smell
I am becoming addicted to painkillers
I really love a well dressed cock

I came on my cousin's tights as we dry humped each other, doggy style.
Young lust is the best

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When me and my wife go out with some friends to drink she wears some small shorts that show some cheeks and tits almost see her nipple she bends over by their lap what should I do? picture related its my wife

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I think I'll break all ties with my twin brother. Turns out he would rather care for someone else besides me. I should be all he needs, but no. I've always been jealous and mad when he would talk about his other friends, while I only saw him as my best friend forever. He doesn't love me as much as I love him; it really does make me sad. Pic is how it should have been like.

>>734715381
2 it was super hot but i wanted more

>>734711184
https://discord.
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gg/dbet8PV

>>734715246
doesnt say
but both couldn't been much older than 12/13
russia man
gahd daym

>>734715519
you gotta kill your wife man

>>734712529
well please do get the harddrive

My mom had a friend who's daughter was molested for years by her father. When I was 12 and the girl 9 they left me to watch her while they went shopping. Everything was normal until I went to check on her a second time. She was still playing dolls but she was now just in her underwear and the dolls were in sex positions. When I asked if she was ok she blindsided me by asking if I knew how to "sperm". I had recently discovered jerking off but I as still embarrassed about it so I said no. I wanted to walk out but she followed up real quick with "let me show you". My hormone filled head was curious so I said ok. She approached me pulled down my basketball shorts and underwear and put my dick right in her mouth. The feeling was overwhelming I could feel every little part she was touching in her mouth. She knew more about sex than me at this point. In what was probably two minutes I feel the familiar feeling building but this time it was far more intense than usual. While trying to hold back I can tell I can't and I just let my load go into her mouth. She swallowed then said "see that's how boys sperm" I told her thank you and she smiled. From then till she was 17 we would hook up and have sex often. Her mom found out when she was 13 but she wasn't upset( of course that when she thought it started) and just told us to be safe.

I shot a man in Reno, just to watch him die.

>>734715720
I'll take poorly constructed fantasy scenarios for 500.

>>734715897
You'd lose

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>>734715731
I shot a load on a man in Reno, just to watch him cry.

>>734715558
>se besides me. I should be all he needs, but no. I've always been jealous and mad when he would talk about his other friends, while I only saw him as my best friend forever. He doesn't lov
He has a life. you don't. Does your fixation even sound healthy to you? Get a life.

i have a mega folder tat contains pictures and folders of girls that i know and been to school with. This folder is 48 GB big and contains evens some self made candid photos of said girls. i have been doing this since i got facebook in my early teens

>>734715731
and maybe, now that you hear that whistle blowing, you bang your head and cry.

>>734715519
abandon ship?

>>734715621
ever been with women? any other kinks or fantasies?

>>734714732
She looks like krangs robot with its little red y fronts off

>>734712075
If they clean their noses out then they should be able to smell

>>734711184

23/13.
best year of my life.
mental images burned in my brain.

>>734715966
I made some chips in Reno, just to watch them fry.

>>734716279
I live in reno and i wanna die.

>>734716279
I ate some chips in Reno,I thought i'd try.

When people say sexual experimentation is pretty normal as a kid, my experience was a little different. When I was about 9 or 10, I was ridiculously sexually active, and that gay shit too, I didn't know at the time, I just knew it felt good. A friend and I would leave class together to go to the bathroom (not suspicious at all) and then take turns sucking each others dicks under the stalls. Ya I know weird shit. Lmk if anyone wants any of the other times stuff like that happened. Only telling if somebody wants to know lol.

>>734715997
You're right about one thing: He does have a healthy life and my beliefs might be wrong. Though, like I said that It will be over. I'll be very distance and eventually keep away from him all together.

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>>734716022
No m her tits?

>>734716497
I did the same all through scouts

>>734716071
never really been interested in women and i like having my hair pulled

>>734716279
I kissed a nip in Reno, just to hear her sigh

>>734716581
Yeah? My experience involved 6 total people over the span of 3 years.

>>734711184
I wanted to kill my dad and than myself. He is not a human. He was beating me and my familly on regular bases.
On top of it, he was soo into religion...
I fucking hate him for everything. Now I must consider going to psychologist.

Meanwhile~~

>in relationship for 2yrs
>feeling sick of my gf
>we are allways arguing
>week ago told her that i am not shure abt US
>9th 06 - her birthday
>3days ago on a meeting / date with chick from class...

Feelsbadman

>>734713309
dude this needs to die. going strong since the election

>>734716514
You're life might be fucked. But let him enjoy his. Work through your issues.

When my nieces stay at my place I let them shower with me if they want to.

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>>734716497
do tell.

>>734715478
There is a man sucking off a police officer in this picture.

On the upside though, it's not really a big secret but I love ladies and they love me.

I have a mental condition, manic-depression. My dad, grandpa and sister have it too.

Sometimes I don't take all my medication at night to induce very vivid dreams, mostly nightmares.

Sometimes I try to induce mania because it makes me feel powerful as fuck.

I can go days without sleeping... and I like it.

I know I'm fucking myself up, but I can't help it.
I'm a piece of shit.

any fucking secrets where someone is not fucking their cousin or being fucked as a child or with any sex involved

>>734716885

i am 100% sure you do more, showerman.

>>734717130
i was being sarcastic

>>734716887
Sure. Around the same age, when our class has rec time, the same friend and I would climb into the elevated loft they had with a couple books. And this isn't a treehouse looking loft, this is a wide open upper area that people could clearly see us in. I opened the Where's Waldo book I brought up because its a big ass book, trying to hide what we were about to do. I pulled out my dick behind the cover of the book and he sucked it intermittently trying not to attract too much attention. I never knew if my teacher found out, but it wouldn't be hard.

>>734717163
maybe, in what sense?

>>734716725
This. It happens way way way more than anyone realises. I used to do this with neighbor boys, cousins etc until I managed to talk a girl neighbor into suckling my dick and letting me bend her over a woodpile under her balcony and butt fuck her. After that I realised I didn't feel weird as I did with the boys, and proceeded to butt fuck all the local neighborhood girls (I didn't know the little slit in front was the money spot, neither did they). Got caught a couple times, but I think the adults were so stunned by the graphic nature of what they were seeing between 8 and 9 year olds, they never said a thing

>>734717450

dont play stupid.

also, good for you.

>>734716497
Are you a twin?

>>734712840
White people smell like a wet dog

>>734717491
Yeah I was turned away from girls at that time because "EW COOTIES" and it just felt good no matter who was doing it. but thanks for sharing I thought it was only me :P

>>734717563
No

>>734717526
sometimes have to help them wash but i dont do anything sexual with them. I do admit they are very cute though.

>>734717130

with 2 of my sisters I've had sex or played around with them... it started when I was 11 and they were 9 and 6. Showing eachother what we've got etcetc. It went on until I was 22. Actual sex we've only had that 3 times tho but all the things around it on a regular basis.....

It stopped because the youngest one claimed I raped her all those years, I still dont know why she claimed that. The older one went silent and didn't defend or attack me but stopped talking to me too at that point. Funny enough the youngest one initiated all of it and even sent me letters to ask met to fuck her, she didn't expect me to save them I guess they saved me.

>>734717491
>they never said a thing

Meaning what? They just turned and walked away and let the little 8 year olds continue fucking?

>>734716113
Kek

>>734717819
Were they doing things with other people when they were really young, or just you?

How old was she when she sent you the letters?

>>734711184

> taking dump
> forget to flush because chatting with 8/10 on tinder
> later, hear dog drinking water
> mfw didnt put down water bowl for dog
> find dog drinking from toilet
> shrug

>>734717940
I'm assuming to other parents, Im not that guy, but the guy he was replying to. I think my different friends parents knew something fishy was going on, but it wasn't anything in the act. He told me that his mom had caught him with someone else and that we needed to be more careful about it, minutes later he and I would show up downstairs with our shorts shifted to the side and his mom would ask him about that.

But my parents never found out, or we would have had a talk.

i have a cute asian fob wife a few years younger than me. literally infatuated with 10+ year older white trash chubby bitches. worst of all the more miles of dick they take the better.

>be me 22
>Found a dank 9gag account with good hitler memes
>We link each other in some good jew hating posts
>After weeks of casual jokes and talking we get a bit closer
>Find out she is 14
>Fucked her anyway
>We are kind of together now

I'm a vet that was in Somalia. Niggers are the worst people on the planet. The middle easterners are a close second but niggers surpass them all. Child soldiers, infant rape to cure aids, genital mutalation of who ever they feel like. It wears you down over time and hardens your heart. After a awhile everytime we were clear to engage I aimed for the balls of the males and uterus of the females. Younger the better anyone with a weapon. My all time favorite was a young boy maybe 12 or 13 in red basketball shorts. He was on the sidewalk firing an ak standing up not near cover. I took aim and fired one right for his gonads. Front of his shorts pop open and bloods flowing. Direct hit. He stands up to try and move but then something falls out of his shorts. It's really long and he's back on the ground panicking. the fighting died down shortly after that and our medic treated him. His testicle had uncoiled and fallen out of his sack. The bullet tore through his scrotum blowing one ball completely off. It exited out next to the other ball but uncoiled it on its way out. The boy had scooped his only( soon to be no more) ball up like nasty putty in his hands and cradled it like he was keeping it safe. I had to leave the area so I could laugh. Fuck niggers.

>>734718034
only me 2 or 3 times some of their friends joined but nothing serious just showing your parts to eachother (all girls) and eeeuhm not sure I think 11 or 12? Thats when she first asked me to really fuck her. I never did btw I only had sex 3 times wit the older one.

I was gangbanged by a group of hung trannys

I have a USB full of photos of a girl I work with

>>734718241
What exactly did she say in the letter? Can you post some of it?

>>734714628
Post pics

>>734711184
I'm not gay in fact I'm kinda homophobic but something about gay fur threads turns me on (and solo male masturbation not that anal faggot shit)
I also have this thing were I really wanna wank it off in the park (hiding of course) but I am weary of the ramifications

gave a girl oral sex for her 1st time last weekend, it was equally fun for both of us. going to meet up again tomorrow

>>734717940
Pretty much. That happened twice. Another time another mother came outside looking for us, heard the slapping sounds and looked down through the cracks in the verandah and saw me clear as day. I looked up, she mouthed "oh my god" and walked back inside. I could've sworn my parents would be told but nope. Nothing. She even kept letting us hang out but she kept a close eye on us from there on out.

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>>734716800
Dubs logged

>>734718234

it sounds bad, but i think you were doing the right thing. i know people like that, who act like animals, and they have children, and their children act like animals. and it makes me mad.

thank you sir for your work.

>>734718761

hahaha. i have been spending more and more time here. i like you. :)

My best friend and I get blowjobs from each others wife's when we go to visit each other, the secret is neither wife knows about the other one, friend was cuck and wanted his wife to fuck me but she was shy about her body after having a baby but she agreed to a blowjob and I eventually talked my wife into doing it for him about a year later. Been going on for 3 years.

>>734718432

I moved country its in a storage even if it wasn't I wouldnt post it here for obvious reasons just like I would never post any of the pictures :) but it was : hey I know your my brother and it's weird but it's ok if you have sex with me. Come to my room tonight ok.

But it was written in big letters with colors etc.

>>734718836
>it was written in big letters with colors etc
A sex note written in crayon. Nice.

>>734718836
So was she jealous of the older sister?

>>734716670

I trusted a Jew in Reno, just to hear him lie

>>734717526
like >>734717787?

>>734719068
>A sex note written in crayon. Nice.
>>734718892

It wasn't crayon just like different markers.

no don't think so... never noticed but then again I was pretty young myself.

>>734718220

It's cuz those chubby sluts will do anything

>>734718281

How much did you pay

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>>734718819
<3

>>734715720
as if her mom wouldn't care that her 13 year old daughter was fucking a 16 year old

>>734718228
didn't happen

>>734716885
>>734717163
>>734717450
>>734717526
>>734717787
>>734719145
He totally tries to fugg his neice.

Green text how you help them wash showerman

>>734711184
I had sex with my best friends' younger brother when we were kids

>>734716444
This is legit

>>734719461
Not anon, but you can't really believe that all moms cook tendies for their darlings and bring them capri sun upon demand until they're 34, right?

Tons of girls who are now moms got fucked at 12 or 13, even pregnant with their now 12 or 13 year old and see it as normal "because I did it and it didn't hurt me." Shit, some moms encourage it as soon as possible, even with guys in their 20s or 30s to get the girl out of mom's hair so she can go party.

Welcome to the real world.

Ive been diagnosed with GAD and I know it stems from me being 29 years old, a virgin with a 4-5in dick that's not even thick at least.

>>734711184
I go to both left and right wing chat rooms and say fucked up shit to see if any of it goes to conservative or liberal media as "fact." My favorite rumors I was involved in were:1) Hillary Clinton had a pedophile ring in the basement of a pizza shop. Yes, that made it to a conservative talk show. 2) Donald Trump fucks his daughter. It didn't make it in a clear way, but it has been joked about and implied a LOT.
Divided screaming points of view are comedy gold.

>>734719656
>tries to fugg
nah, im not that desperate for pussy.. theres no secret/special way to help wash them.

Pulled into bed to fuck a dudes wife... was not so simple, he touched my dick, quite literally got molested as a grown man. Awkward as shit leavin that shit, was all polite like nawh das ok man just not mah thing. Fuckin communication is key, swingers remember dat

>>734719863
You are a demi god.

Mom had bf who moved in and she had PC in her room with webcam. Installed a program that let me view her webcam through my pc, watched my mom get fucked. I inked out the green light that shows that its on, was intense to watch her get fucked live when the lights were on. Years later she had a new bf who I know for a fact hid a spy cam in our bathroom and got me, mum, sister and niece. Turned me on, but I never got the footage.

>>734720212
I think I'm making headway on the liberal side for "common sense gun safety", using that guy who went around shooting people as a poster child for gun control. I'm stoking the conservative side as well, saying the liberals are planning to use him as a poster child for "gun-grabbing 2nd amendment killing liberals." If this prank works, the two sides will have a media screaming match. I hope it works. That will be funny as hell.

>>734711184
I have a very racist dad. He used to drink a lot. I kept paying a skank to fuck him when drunk and harvest his sperm when I dated black chicks. Don't judge, he did a lot of shit to get me to think of doing this to him. I'd then, always wearing a rubber, fuck my black girlfriend of the bi-monthly time, a lot. Each time, I'd sneak in a dad's harvested goods when using toys. When she's late, I'd "admit" to the rubber breaking during one fuckfest. Long story short, dad is paying child support for 3 children and my confused exes thinks he drugs n raped them when he was drunk. Silver lining, dad no longer drinks because he thinks his drunk self always has "jungle fever." He's a preacher now, if you can believe that, and married to one of my black ex's. Spiteful prank went way off into the deep end.

>>734720594
Where did she take the loads?

bmpp

>>734721360
Tubes tied, she took it in her twat, sometimes he would just get sucked off and she would spit it out

When I was 15 I gave oral sex to a 9yo girl several times

>>734722437
Story?

>>734721924
What's her body look like? Big tits? Shaved pussy?

>>734712473
How do I get these bitches going on periscope? Helpful search terms/regions?

>>734722452
im too lazy to have story time now but she was my sister's best friend. had awesome little pussy, was pretty easy to make her cum

I get off sharing explicit pics and videos of my buddy's hot ex. She's a big titted milf who would be beyond humiliated if the dumb bitch knew that I've turned her into nothing more than her off material for so many people.

>>734711184
https://discord.
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gg/dbet8PV

>>734722498
Fake tits with a home body, at that time she was shaved, maybe a bit of a landing strip, hair to the neck, religious, but she liked to be choked.

>>734722733
how did you find yourself with your face in between a 9 year old's wide open legs?

>>734723063
Did you show your friends?

>>734722859
Meant to say, jerk off material.

>>734715731
hello johnny cash

>>734723158
Nope. I recorded the videos and kept them for a bit. Every time I came I felt guilty, now I know I should have never deleted them. I fantasize now how I could have degraded her and posted caps on her social media, black mail, send caps to friends, family, there was so many options.

>>734711184
I did 9/11.

>>734723485
I wish you did too! I'm so hard thinking about it. I'm guessing he you would have made her famous on /b/ too, huh?

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>>734711184
I like hairy girls

>>734723614
You bet. I want her to be degraded. I would let anyone have her way with her. The fantasy is to meet a guy and have a mutual understanding of degrading her. I could tell him exactly how to capture her heart, so he can fuck my mom. I would let my friends upskirt her, I would let them set up spy cams to capture my family, whatever they want. Looking forward, but for now its just a fantasy.

>>734718234
When i first started reading this i thought you meant vet as in veterinarian kek

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>>734723938
Hey, me too.

>>734723938
why do you keep that as a secret?
nothing wrong with liking natural women

>>734724197
I have pics and videos of my buddy's ex. She's a hot corporate executive who would be beyond humiliated that people know what every inch of her looks like and exactly what she looks like with a cock in her mouth and cunt

>>734724197
are you a man or woman?

>>734724619
Very hot. Glad you shared it with the net. I wish I could have done the same, if I had anything to give you, please know I would have. How did you get the pictures ? Your friend sent them to you then you uploaded them?

Too many secrets wouldn't know where to start

>>734724766
Yep, he did. lol! Big titted dumb stuck up bitch!

Am straight but my first sexual experience was with a guy. Was wrong on so many levels- he was my cousin, was 4 years younger than me. Also it happened when my uncle was close by so there was the risk we might get caught. Unfortunately its been on my mind a lot lately, have fapped to the memory couple times. I think that's only coz I'm not getting any atm and am a bit desperate.

>>734711184
I hate that the male g spot is inside our assholes. I like women, not men. What logic is there there to this?

>>734725105
Where else would it be? In the stomach? Dangling in your nutsack? Also it's not in your asshole, just close

>>734725033
You are a female preferring bisexual and experimenting with anyone, even same-sex, even relatives, is normal when developing your sexuality. I was a hyper-hetero fag-beating douchebag for years because of the shame of what little attraction I have for guys. When I came out as a female-preferring bisexual, aside from the transition (socially), things got much easier and I got much happier. I did a LOT of apologies.

I like tricycles

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I've secretly been looking for a 14 year old in my area that leaves me notes saying she wanted to fuck.

>I'm 22

>>734724443
People are fucking niggers about it except women

Most women find it kinda weird but not to much

Guys not the other hand are fucking cruel about it especially the niggers

>>734724986
I would ask for a picture, but I did not offer anything so I expect nothing. My question is, how would my friend react if I asked him to upskirt my mom, or even how would I find a guy who would work with me so I can get him to fuck my mom. shes desperate, lonely and easy, especially with me telling him how to get her hooked ? The idea of fucking another girl with my moms bf while shes gone on her bed is thrilling but its probably never gunna happen

>>734725465
I'd be happy to send you what I have of this slut. Trade emails? Where you from?

>>734725289
Jesus Christ mate. I think you are onto something there. I'm gonna have to think about it a little and see if it really describes me.
I greentexted the experience and posted it on here once. Kinda regretted it because its real personal and I'm real private person. Would hate it if anyone who knows me found out. I still read it and blow a load sometimes. Feels bad man.

>>734725465
Bro, stop. Time to go to bed.

I want to fuck my best friend's girlfriend.

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>>734711184
> I envy my friends
>I have a girlfriend that lives in the UK
>I had sex with my cousin years ago when his mom was drunk or busy watching TV or even out with her abusive boyfriend
>I used to fantasize about fucking my sister ever since her ass started to get bigger and bigger.
>I am friends with numerous females on Snapchat who probably just use me for sex when their horny just like I use them
>I'm insecure about my weight
>I'm going to school to be a criminal psychologist even though I have a fear of public speaking and I don't even have any idea if that's truly what I want in life.
I may or may not move to Canada with my girlfriend one day........

>>734711184
I got black out drunk once in my 1st year of uni and woke up in my cousin's bed with my dick inside her

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>>734726015
How did you feel bro

>>734725690
I've seen what I've seen, and the rest is fantasy. I will leave though, thanks..

>>734725611
If you're interested in seeing the bitch, goes for anyone actually, email me barrydawson363 at gmail

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Big fan of strippers

>be me somewhere around 16yo
>its new years eve
>my older bro goes out to a party and leaves me with couple of beers
>i invite my friend over
>we get pretty dxrunk
>somehow end up watching porn
>i get horny and have a boner
>its getting awkward
>he goes to the bathroom
>on the way has to squeeze behind my back beocuse the room is small
>i can feel his hard dick on my back
>awshit.jpg
>when he goes back he says he has to go back home
>he leaves
>me horny af
>get into shower
>lube up my ass
>put fingers in my ass for the first time
>feelsgoodman.gif
>i fap while fingering myself and calling my friends name
>i moan, open my mouth and cum into and on my face
>lick it all up

My ex's cunt of a mother got really sick and spent a week in the hospital. The ex couldn't stay with her one night so I had to. She was on heavy meds that knocked her out so I took the opportunity and fucked her in every hole several times throughout the night.

>>734726349
Poor bastard. At least you didn't go homo.

>>734726500
Brutal.

>>734726070
Like cancer I never had a hangover quite like that, probably never will again. It got me to stop drinking and doing drugs so much though

Worst part was she told me she was completely sober and wanted it, needless to say I don't see her that much anymore

>>734726571
well i sometimes fap to traps or watch bi porn when im really really horny, but nothing more than that, i have a gf now so its ok

>>734726847
Do you stil finger your ass sometimes?

I'm not happy about my best friend falling for a girl, moving in with her, knocking her up and being excited about being a dad in the span of like 6 months.
I think he's a fucking idiot for rushing into this and that he's gonna regret it immencely in due time.
Exspecially since she was fooling around behind his back a few months prior to the pregnancy.
But him and all of my friends are just ok with it and whatever about it so fuck me I guess.

>>734726949
no i don't, but i did couple of times after that night

Murdered around 200 people around the world
mostly hookers or just randoms on the street at night.
Been doing this for 20 years now. They never suspect the 50+ year old business man I'll tell ya hwat.

>>734711184
I just realized my underwear is inside out and I'm too lazy to fix it.

When I was 9 I used to visit my girlfriends house all the time. One time her brother who was 17 made me have sex with him.
Fucken terrified me and I've been struggling with it ever since. Thing is, lately I'm starting to wonder if it was more than just the once. I'm getting flashbacks that involve different rooms in the house. I'm not sure if Ive imagining other times or if I just forgot about it and am now starting to remember.

>>734727001

I hear u m7, this is deep taboo shit. If you say something it's sounds like you're killing a baby, plus when the little thing grows into a real person you get hit by the 3spooky paradox

>>734727328
Hes acting like he's not living with his grandpa because he can barely afford the college classes hes struggling through while dealing with several types of debt and now he's rushing through training for a job he never wanted till he learned about the pay.
And he's all like, "ehh I getting it over with early." Like, what the fuck man?

i took a shit and ate it once

>>734728222
how old were you?

I enjoy wearing maxi pads. I'm a man

>>734725258
Interesting. It just confuses me because, I'm into women but my ass gets horny. (lack of a better word) I don't want to become a homosexual.

>>734729973
21 y/o male by the way.

I'm falling in love with my oldest sister. I have 2 sisters that I didn't grow up with but I met when I was 13, I always thought they were attractive but didn't say/do anything because I didn't want to harm my relationship with them. I've been spending a lot of time with my oldest sis recently and I've realized she's the exact kind of girl I'd fall in love with if she weren't my sister. I don't want to have these feelings and I'm afraid I might accidentally say or do something that will damage our relationship, or worse

>>734723150
God willed it

i want to become a monk

>>734731327
what's preventing you from being a monk?

>>734712075
Poor people are the ones who smell. So yeah.

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I have a fart fetish. I pay hookers to sit on my face and fart as I rim them.

>>734731687
You could probably get some ham planets to shit mist your face for free and save some money

>>734731829
Never had the courage to ask a partner to do it.

>>734731878
so you're fine with having an std-ridden bunghole squirting droplets of shit and stale cum on your face but not with asking someone if they're okay with "facesitting pro"?

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>>734731995
Working girls (the ones I use - massage parlours), are generally clean and STI free (they get tested regularly and always play safe). Unlike the local skank you find in a bar. This is Lucinda, a girl I see regularly. Her farts smell divine. £100 for an hours session. Includes a suck and a fuck.

bmppp

>>734716514
>>734715558

Have you thought about suicide? You really should consider it you fucking faggot. What the fuck is wrong with you?

>>734711184
I traded bjs and let my gfs dad fuck me in the ass on her bed while she was passed out naked and drunk.

When I was like 11 I remember to did tell my 5 years younger sister while she was showering to play some game. It involved me and her closing our eyes and then I would poke her somewhere and I should guess where it was. Of course I poked her on her vagina and I would do as if I didn't know about where I poked her. I remember doing this two times.

Now I am alot older and I wonder if my sister still remembers all that. Makes me feel bad everytime I think about it.

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I want to fuck my sisters. I fap to them every day. I smell their dirty panties. I want them so bad. Pic related.

>>734711184
Talked 3 women into doing gangbang

>>734711184
i want to be gay but im in a committed relationship with a woman i value with my whole life. not gay but bi

>>734733467
>Sisters
>Pic related
Names and we are good

>>734717205

more?

>>734734112
Kayla left, Aubrey right

I have a fetish for licking armpits. Pray for me Christ-Chan.

>>734719167

how old when you fucked your oldest sister?

>My now ex girlfriend was a timid petite girl but loved rough sex. The first time we tried to get rough we both loved it and she came a bunch of times before I did.
>Next day though, she could barely walk and not sit down without a lot of pain but had college, same class as me
>Both of us pretended she fell down but I guess people knew anyway, and I was quite proud

>>734719673

go on...

>>734727249

how big was you/his dick?

>>734734357
I get off on completely smooth armpits (no stubble). I get very awkward boners when I'm at the beach with the wife.

When I was 16 I had snuck over to my bf house. We took some molly and tried to have sex but he couldn't get hard. He started drinking and passed out I took another pill. I decided to leave and stumbled my way out. When I got near the door in the living room I saw his little brother was awake in the den. I opened the door and saw his little brother with his pants down watching porn with headphones on. I'm rolling and horny so I walk up behind him giggling and take the head phones off. He lets out a light yell and jumps 4 feet up. I'm laughing as quiet as I can but he looks like he's gonna cry. I'm still laughing to hard to talk but I grab his hand and put it on my boob. That shut him up. I reached down with my hand and rubbed his dick. His little dick was rock hard. I sat him down in the computer chair lifted my skirt up and took my panties off. I got on top of him and put him inside me. I moved up and down twice and I felt him twitch inside me as he came. He was hugging me and had his hands clamped around my back. His little cock stayed hard so I rode him again and he lasted about five minutes this time. I got off of him and asked him to get the door for me. He let me out and I walked all the way home still rolling. When I woke up the next morning I felt disgusted with myself but also a little turned on.

Got pretty high over a friends house.

Snuck inside pretending to take a shit.

Went into her bedroom, stole some panties and jerked off in them in her bathroom.

Have also came in her lotion bottles and recorded her in the shower without her knowing.

Amazing fucking body

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Secret is I'm ready to die anon

even thought i got caught post my ex on 4chan... i still do it .. its made it even more thrilling and exciting i just cant stop

I really like shotacon, and it is bleeding into 4d. ic thouh because my life is worthless ad I'm just going to be a loser

I'm thinking about having a three way with my stepmothers' brother and his wife.

>>734736463

How old and worthless are you?

>>734736641
19, pretty fucking stupid (i overheard like 96). i am clumsy and have no creativity

>>734711281
Hey babe

>>734736356
I hear you. I do the same thing with my friend's ex.

>>734736721

if it makes you feel better you could likely be my shota.

>>734737722
:)

I'm a trap and I'd love to be someone's play thing for a week

>>734737722
what country/

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I used to cum in a coworker's drinks
Pic very related

>>734717690
Found the redditor

>>734718337
Nuh uh

>>734718770
>there are people too young to know where this picture is from

>>734715519
Stop being a cuck and rape her into submission. God what the fuck is wrong with you?

>>734738284

US, though going to the Philippines soon for a few months.

Im a twink and I want to finger myself but I had to shit yesterday and I didn't.

>>734739513
well I'm a fellow murican

>>734735160
I don't really know what size he was. Just looked like a mans dick. I thought it was angry and ugly looking. Could get my hands around it, so however big that is. I had next to nothing down there, but i was just a kid, was embarrassed that he saw my peen.

>>734733257

moar

>>734739513
same, texan.

>>734716244
>23/13.
what is this? your eyesight?

just sounds like you were banging uggos and when you got eyesight fixed it ruined them again.

>>734711184
Stop spamming this useless shit
Saged

I have weird fetishes like mud and shit and other general messy things (think food like whipped cream or syrup or things of that nature)

>>734725728
you mean... Jessie's girl?

>>734726846
why? she landwhale?

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>>734727200
Dues Vult!

>>734711184
in the same week i had sex with:

>gf's sister
>gf's best friend
>gf's roomate
>my best friends girlfriend
>one of my student staff employees

I'm awash with guilt but at the same time it feeds my ego because i'm an asshole or something i guess. whatever

also i've been with my gf for 4 years

had 17yo gf when I was 20 years older than her, tried getting her preggo but didn't

>>734741827
how'd this relationship initiate

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>>734711184
>Confession
I beg for games on 4chan because I'm poor

>>734741896
craigslist, she lied about her age at first

>>734742020
was she fat and had bad grades?

>>734742171
a little heavy, no bad grades because she wasn't in school anyway. dropped out before I met her.

>>734742430
CL though? thought meeting girls there was a myth...

>My friend saw my dick once and for years he would joke around about it being big to everyone except parents etc.
>I always thought it was kinda gay but not startled about it, it is a good size
The jokes also created a sexual tension between me and his younger sister over the years.
>She became legal age and would find excuses to hug me and let me feel her up through clothes but never got to do much else due to friend and his family being around.
>Family notices something is going on, but she's only a few years younger and like me, they seem to approve somehow.
>Friend notices too and the jokes stop. Too late though!
>One day she invites me over 'to watch a movie with her'. We did have the movie on but finally got to do the good stuff and I end up taking her virginity.

>>734742773
It's terrible now. 50% bots and 50% age 40+. Younger women don't post there anymore.

>>734742020
how old did she say she was? and why try to preg her?

>>734743617
>how old did she say she was?
18, only because the site requires that
>and why try to preg her?
was crazy in love with her (still am even though haven't seen her in a year), and I wanted to and she wanted to.

>>734743984
why she gone? sounding so sad already....

>>734744118
dumped me, been through 2 more guys in their 30s, and I wasn't the the first one (nor the oldest). She likes much older guys but self-destructs relationships when it gets too real.

>>734714508
Erik?

>>734744731
That's my name, but I'm not him.

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Teenagers peeing on my face. Bigly.

>>734718337
Creepshots or?

>>734744250
yeah, best leave that one alone then.. got any pics of her though?

I'm 19 yr old male virgin

Also I hate my parents but I need to live with them until I get decent job

No they won't pay for my college nor they would support me if I went.

My baby sitter had me touch her rub her boobs and pussy/ass for years when I was younger like 7 to 11. My mom had to travel a lot for work and this women was her best friend, friends since middle school etc.

Once I was going through puberty, it escalated to sex. Through high school it stopped.

But I'm now 27 and she is 55 and 2 years ago basically messaged me on facebook asking me if I miss our "times" together and now I regularly fuck her like at least once every week or so.

I'm sure if anyone ever found out about this, it would destroy her life and mine.

>>734746036
how ruin your life? you're just fucking a side chick

shot 3 people from ages 12-15

>>734746345
Donno , I feel so weird about it and like I'm a stockholm patient. This women basically raped me and I feel no anger about it.

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Sounds stupid but..

I got engaged on May 19th, right after I had just gotten back from a friends wedding out of town. I wore this dress to her wedding that I regret now wholeheartedly. You're not supposed to steal attention away from the bride on her wedding day, especially one you haven't seen since childhood (family friends, had to go). But this dress was, in my opinion, just as flashy if not flashier than hers. I thought if this happened I'd be able to let it go but I woke up this morning panicking that someone might wear a dress like that to my own ceremony and then I realized--- I had done the thing I feared the most and stolen attention, albeit a tiny amount. I might've ruined her memories of that $18k day, the one she can't ever re-write or get back, just because it was my first wedding and I bought a dress that followed the "evening formal" guidelines. Technically I was within dress code but I feel self conscious about it. Even now, a month later. It's the biggest social faux paus thats happened to me in a long time and I feel like I embarrassed myself in front of my family too.

tl;dr nevermind it is stupid and I'm overthinking it. first world problems.

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>>734745979

>>734739685
underrated

>>734746573
how rape? you got laid early.. and you go and still fuck her.. feeling need to call BS OP

>>734712075
Niggers do smell like shit

>>734747558
And asians like piss

>>734716930
holy fuck your family literally breeds unstable lunatics.

>>734718234
Kek
God bless you Anon you were doing gods work

>>734718281
Lucky

>>734746573
Who told you it was rape, then?
Clearly you didn't feel anything bad about the experiences until something or someone told you it was rape. Then you internalized it and confused yourself.

I think you're lying but on the off chance you're not-- this feeling is common in victims. It's part of the gig, to normalize the child to the abuse so they don't resist its continuation. That being said, obviously you need counseling.

When I was 21 I lived with imprisoned father's ex wife and,their two kids my 12 yr old sister and my 15 yr old brother. One day I was laying on the couch and my sister walked out of her room wearing nothing but a big t shirt and panties. She jumped onto my lap kissed my cheek and grounded her ass against my dick. I'll admit I came. I ended up fucking her in our pool a week later

>>734719167
sounds like she had a serious crush on you, and did the whole rape claim thing more to get your attention than anything else.

I'd fuck my gf's slut of a stepsister

>>734749307
Should give more details, maybe make a Wincest thread too

>>734711184
I want to be an 18 year old girl and get ravaged daily

>>734715720
Any more stories?
Please

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I have a three and a half inch dick
I have a massive fetish for cheerleaders. I have gigabytes of photos/videos of them and once went to a uni football game to record them live so I could jerk off to the footage later.
When I was younger, my dad used to shave me, pop pimples on my face and back, trim my pubes, cut my finger and toe nails, and smelled my penis and armpits to make sure they smelled nice after the shower
I got a C in an introductory computer science course and almost killed myself over it when the professor thought I was cheating.
I write shipping fanfiction.