My wife saw my 4chan in our internet history and freaked out.

>>734699449
tits or gtfo

>>734699449
shut down the marriage

>>734700681
what a fatass divorce her

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>>734699449
Fuck her and send pics

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We have kids and shit so divorce isn't really an option for me

>>734700940
guess you have to kill her then

>>734701005
Yup!

Kill her dude.

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>>734700681
>>734700940

She looks stupider than shit dude. I can easily see her saying that shit. Tell her its not as bad as the media or social media says it is. If she refuses then you need to divorce that dumb bitch

>>734700940
man with those tits, i'd fucking listen. holy shit shes hot

>>734700940
Rest assured divorce is an option for her. If being on 4chan to gawk at all the twisted fuckers on this site is so important that you'd risk causing a fight then you've got serious problems. Drop 4chan for now and make sure the relationship is good.

>>734700940
Congrats. You married one of the most basic women on the planet

>>734701219
Just let her phone home mate.
You can't hold her hostage on the planet.

>>734699449
assuming that's true, just say you must have accidentally clicked on 4chan ads

>>734701311
This basement dwelling nigger is just jealous, good find op, I wouldn't let degenerate scum like this faggot ruin your marriage.

>>734701227
Normie cuck

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4chan ain't worth it dawg

>>734699449
Grow a fucking pair and quit letting a woman control you. You think she would stop doing something because you don't like it? Tell her to lose weight, stop buying fast food or makeup. See how "equal" your marriage is.

I need an address, a name, and a political leaning. Maybe a career but that gets weird. A hobby might be nice?


Anyway you need one of us to talk to her like a rational human being about her interests, and about how a place "like this <roll eyes>" can help that interest.

It helps it become a hobby site. I've done it before but where you at to help out? I ain't going...nah fuck it anywhere.


Also that's a tits shot and she looking to fuck in that pic so hope it's old or you're into cucking or I dunno.

It might not be her fault you kids only learned to take sex shots so she might just think that's appropriate.

Weird.

>>734701219
Tell your wife I want to hold her. I want to make sweet passionate love to her while you watch and jerk off in a dixie cup. Then I will cut open her stomach and strangle her to death with the umbilical cord while you suck my cock.

Need to see tits to see if she's worth the hassle

>>734701523
post tits pleasee, they're amazing

>>734701509
>thinking that marriage is about equality and mutual love

What are you, gay?

This is why you use the clover app and phone post. No one will ever know.

>>734701602
But what do you do with the Dixie cup?

Leave your wife because you're living a lie.
Mongoloid.

Do you have nudes of her?

>>734701410
This fucker white knighting because OP got shitty taste in women. Yea she hot and got a rack but she looks like her personality is as dynamic as a wall. Prob only listens to what her equally vapid friends say.

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>>734699449
probably just chop off your dick cause you won't be needing it anymore, since your balls are so deeply lost inside of her purse and it won't work without them

>>734699449
Download Mimi and just do it on your phone. It doesn't say 4chan on it. Also don't forget to browse in incognito mode. My hacker bro got busted doing that and I had to blow up some helicopters.

Your wife probably Facebooks, and that shit is worse several times over. At least we admit to our faggotry. Facebook embraces it.

Never heard of "incognito" tab on your browser??

>>734701649
Relationships don't have to be shit. Some women are actually open minded and intelligent.

Learn to browse in incognito from now on. Blame it on a virus or some bullshit. If she doesn't believe you just turn the tables and get mad at her for snooping.

>>734701908
why do you bother with these? nobody cares.. post nudes or fuck off

BTW op your wife is so basic her pH is around 14.

Nudes or gtfo

>>734699449
Grow a fucking pair you fucking pussy. Or kill yourself. You're such a bitch.

>>734702021
Made me kek.

>>734701918
White Knight fag

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She takes nudes in the mirror but she never lets me see them. It kinda pisses me off sometimes

>>734702167
Bait?

>>734699449
Show her how we just got some cat killer arrested in 2 hours. Were not all bad

This thread is bullshit. OP is a bait fag. That chick is not even hot, and the later pictures prove it. Eat shit OP.

>>734702006
This is clearly a woman who has been in charge too long.

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>>734702167
Ummm... OP... got some news for you...

>>734702396
Hoooly shit OP, why do you even care? Your kids are going to be just as hideous, divorce that whale

>>734702167
>>734702352
weird how she kept getting uglier with time

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>>734699449
Feel better about yourself?

>>734702527
That's how it happens with SJW feminist cunts. They let themselves go and the rot from within spreads to the outside.

>>734702527
Just as this thread

>>734702167

hate to break it to you, but someone is seeing those, just not you

>>734702558
I see her friend from the second picture up top is still hot though. You should be dicking that OP. Send your wife packing.

This is fake as fuck OP just masturbates to her pics on facebook thats not his wife. If she is your wife op then youre seriously the biggest faggot of all time and she wants a real man to fuck her.

>>734702699
kekk

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>he lets her order him to give her children
>he lets her get fatter and fatter
>he lets her tell him what to do while on his personal computer inside of his own home on his own time

OP, you are a poster boy for why white woman have begun to reproduce with blacks

in fact, don't be surprised if "your" next child comes out a shitskin halfbreed. in fact, i hope it does.

>>734701918
>some covfefes are covfefe and covfefe

They ain't fucking you though, boi.

>>734702768
That you OP? If so you look like a faggot.

If not, then thats the dude whos getting your wifes nude pics

>>734702498
It ain't good news either

>>734702768
Need some nudes of the chick on the left. Your wife is ugly.

Learn to use incog mode.

>thread's been dragged out for an hour
>zero nudes posted

OP confirmed Facebook fapper

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>>734702248
bait.

>>734699449
The thing is that if OP is just blasting out pics of his wife, then this nigga about to get divorce anyway. Thats type of shit dudes do when they got nothing else to lose

>>734699449
Stop being a bitch and look at whatever the fuck you like.

>>734703288
/thread

>>734703417
Regardless, whoever that is in the pictures really let herself go after having a kid. Such a shame, she went from an 8.5/10 to 6/10

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You guys are assholes. I love her but she is controlling

>>734703365
this.
also post pictures of your wife pussy.

>>734704442
So then why is she taking nudes that she won't let you see?

>>734704442
Let's be honest OP, you just love crawling into her titcrack when she gives you permission

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>>734699449
I'd probably just try to educate her.

People get their opinion about 4chan from hearing horrible stories in the media and think it's like the worst place on earth. They only ever hear about the bad things that happen here. It's like hating on Facebook or Reddit just because ISIS has an account there.

>>734699449
Shut that bitch up with ice!

>>734701227
Seriously? How about the fact that this bitch getting pissy over a website? Fuck off.

>>734699449
You were shitposting on G because you like technology. Use that as an excuse.

>>734699449
>Letting your wife even touch your machine without permission and unsupervised.
kys faggot

>>734700940
post pics of your children faggay

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>>734705912
Fuck that

>>734701908
Most of her friends are fat losers. And she sounds like a humorless twat. Why the fuck did you marry her?

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>>734702730
This thread has to be b8 though

>>734706026
at least show us your wife doing something SLIGHTLY sexually provocative

>>734706204
this

>>734699449
accuse the child u nerver had of visiting b/

>>734706204
go away. You guys are being stupid now. I'm done posting her

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incognito mode? delete history?

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>>734706460
FAGGOT :)

Normie get out!! Reeee?

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>>734699449

Just say that you are part of the anti pedo squad on 4chan. You and fellow anons have sucessfully tracked predators and reported them to the police.

> Tell her that while saying "So you want me to stop that, you support Pedos?"

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>>734706460

For real though she's actually pretty cute. I'd get her pregnant.

>>734700940
personally, i would wreck the god out of this womans vagina, to the point no child could even pass through the canal. You down for cuck? ill pay for travel, host, and maybe another 15g ontop of that.

>>734701918
Believing that is quite harmful to yourself over time

>>734699449
Be a man you fucking pussy

>>734699449
in all honesty though, i will pay 15g to recieve a back massage from her. flight tickets and boarding included. [email protected]

posting her selfies and mms is a good start.
posting her nudes, including preggo nudes would be carthatic and beneficial to your personal growth also, OP