>Walk into Gamestop >See this Wat do?

>>734696311
>"How much for the HOT TITTIES PC game, sir?"

LEAVE

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Ask what kind of terrible store has 14 copies of FEAR for sale.

>>734696311
Buy the new world of Warcraft

>>734696538
lol same
like put some clothes girl wtf lol

>>734696311
Inquire as to the availability of Battletoads

>>734696311

Put it back in its cage....

Because its a very naughty autism

>>734696311
Turn 360 degrees and walk out of the store.

>>734696666
Good lord...satanic quads. Save me, Jeebus!

>>734696311
>>734696311
start crying

>>734696311
Wish he was a cute asian guy instead

>>734696311
question what she is doing with her life

Remember she's filled with poo, turn around, and never come back to that gamestop ever.

>>734696311
Ask if that's a woman, or just an androgynous guy with tits who's tucking his dick between his legs.

Tell them I don't want to fucking preorder anything, I don't need insurance on a game, and I don't want the fucking subscription to anything.

>>734696311
Rape without mercy and make sure to cum inside her spawning a half-chink bastard who will grow to terrorize a small town in Louisiana twenty five years later.

>>734696311
https://discord.
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gg/dbet8PV

kms

>>734697162
that reminds me of a classic movie

ask who did his gender augmentation operation

Sell my xbox one and 30 games for $36.91, or $50 I store credit.

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>>734696311
Comment in the shitpost thread for no reason

>>734697528
Which one?

Turn 360 degrees and get the hell outta there>>734696311

>>734698284
theeeeeere it is

Question why they're still selling 360 games

>>734696311
What a shit photoshop job

>>734696311
Put some butter on dat face

>>734696906
You have a pretty good chance of running into an Asian guy at GameStop at least

>>734698685
nigger

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>>734698503
There's a very simple explanation for that Sherman. We've obviously gone back in time to the early 2000's

>>734696540
FEAR was good. IDK about 3 though. Didn't play.

>walk in store
>see naked girl in store
>get nervous
>spaghetti falls out of left backpocket
>nervousness intensifies
>pokerface.jpeg
>hand reaches for front right pocket
>special attack gauge is full
>pocket sand!
>run away

>>734696311
Buy that Age of Empires 3 in PC Hot Titties stand.

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>Be Me
>Walk into gamestop
>See naked Asian chick
>easily hottest girl you've ever seen naked in real life 3/10
>Decide to not be a fucking betafag
>Remember that you took Chinese for a year in high school
>Channel some of that inner chink
>Da, Herro! Nagasaki, Hiroshima! I ruv a roo, and u habba da nica boobiez. Do u wanna fuk, I havadah big wang?
>Oh yesha shir i ruva big strong white man, in mah land we onry hav dah skinny dik fukass
>fuckin' score
>grab her by the pussy and start walking her to the back room
>she starts slowing down on the way there, look down at her feet
>fucking bound feet, goddamn chink fucks
>say "fuck it" and just stop halfway to the back
>unzip pants, give her some of the good fuck, for the 3 minutes that it lasts
>about to come
>realize that it's a chink woman which can be easily disposed of
>about to come, decide to do it inside
>start thrusting hard, right before letting it go inside she moves away

>>734699679
Part 2

>sits down on the ground raughing
>walls of the gamestop all fall down
>reveals wartorn battlefield
>realize I'm in the middle of fucking vietnam
>girl pulls of mask
>reveals self to be ho chi minh
>"Ohhh u da bik boi, yaaa? Well I show you da real bik boi now muddafuk!"
>He unzips pants
>Pulls out what looks to be a detonator
>Presses big red button in the middle
>hear massive explosions in the distance
>"oh ress, i create the best vietnam nao!"
>whips out shitty android phone from 2010 because these poor asian fucks can't afford anything better
>Shows me 240p video coming from a vietnamese satellite made of chop sticks and child labor.
>Vietnam has been broken off from the rest of the Asian continent

>>734699798
Final part
>"and nao, for da bik finale!"
>hear rocket engines starting
>also hear a lot of children
>I mean a fucking ton of children
>"I nao welcum u to the pinickle of vietnamamese engirerring! We haf figured out a way to send vietnamam into space where no capitalist fucktards can try to bring a shitty democracy to our gweat nashun! Powered by thousands of sweat shop workers taken from nike factories, we will be able to blast off into space!\
>finishes his speech about the greatness of vietnmam and then turns around to look at the rising sun
>Realize I'm about to be blasted into space along with the rest of the great nation of Vietnamam.
>come up with a plan to get myself out of there quick
>Pull out wallet
>immediately here all the chink kids turn their heads towards me
>not much money in here but I know it'll work
>pull out quarter
>chink kids stop pedaling their bikes that power the vietnamam rockets
>yell "hey mao!"
>"what u want muddafuck?!"
>throw quarter at him
>chink kids go fucking crazy
>fly off their bikes and run at mao like a cop running after an unarmed black man
>hear the vietnamam rockets turn off
>can also hear mao screaming "mudda fuck how could u do dis? u ruin my pran to make best vietnam"
>i put on my make america great again hat and whisper "no succ for the communist cuck"
>summon my giant american eagle
>it arrives and lands on the pile of screaming and writhing chink kids, all still trying to find the quarter
>it uses its laser eyes to decimate some of the kids
>I climb onto it's back and fly off into the distance
>Average day in the life of an american
Please don't hate me too hard /b/, this was my first time writing a greentext.

Ask if she's new or preowned. If new then purchase, if preowned get the fuck out of there. Also no I don't want to buy your premium fucking membership stop asking me, I only come here when you happen to have the best DLC exclusive, literally every other store beats your prices.

I'm looking for Tekken 7. I also heard there was a Kazuya pop toy? Please help.

>>734696311
Get pissed when I found out her trade in value is only 9 dollars

>>734699679
>>734699798
>>734699850
good plot and delivery but it needs to be more concise, gonna lose a lot of potential readers who aren't autistic enough to commit to 3 full posts of attention span

>>734700732
Noted

Tell her I've seen hotter tiles.

>>734696771
I think you meant 180 cause if you did a 360 you'd be facing her again.

>>734701120
> NEWFAG ALERT NEWFAG ALERT

>>734701197
Newfags say newfag alert.

>>734701197
You're just a plain faggot for saying that, faggot

>>734696311
Ask if they have any Switches in stock.