This is the /b/ house >We all live in the same house now

>>734688862
holy shit there is a lot of faggots here

hey guys I'm gonna be a bit short on rent this month.

>>734689016
then fucking kys

>>734688981
hot

>>734688862
I'll be smoking in the front law, don't touch my shit.

>>734689412
>touches your shit

Hey guys, I noticed a coarse hair not belonging to me on my soap bar, not accusing anyone of anything but I just would like to say I don't want anyone to use my soap on their nuts and/or asshole

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I'm in!
This is my room, stay the fuck out! M'kay.

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>>734688862
Who in the ever loving FUCK, stole my leftovers?

How else are we supposed to get clean?

>>734688862
Brb. gonna take a shit in the pool

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>>734689638
why would you ever expect such a house to be clean?

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Fuck you guys!
I'm gonna go live in the shed at the end of the garden.

Be warned, I violently masturbate to hentai with the volume on max. And stay the fuck out of my room, and whoever keeps shitting in the top tank on the toilet so that shit water goes everywhere whenever you flush, you can go kill yourself.

>>734689495
Is my penis head ok?

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>>734689533
seriously where u gonna get a dank puss

>>734689631
Hey, do you have some weed? We are kinda out downstairs in the middle of a Mario Kart 64 tournament.

I told you not to come in when I'm vacuuming my room!

theres a dead body in the freezer again! anon, if you wanna store dead bodies store them in the basement! im trying to cook here!

>>734689764
*shed is on fire with many 3/10 y/o kids running out of it

>>734689894
haha, im going to tell everyone in school!

>>734689862
I knew it was you - you FAGGOT. You fucking took my weed! I will break your FUCKING neck.

>>734688862
Who ate my goddamn Fruity Pebbles?

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>>734689862
I said stay the fuck out of my room dude.
FUCK OFF!

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>>734688862
OP the whities are getting ornery again.

Guys my cum rag caused black mold in the air ducts

>>734689016
That's ok anon we will put your stuff out on the lawn

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>>734688862
Goddamnit.
Can you tell my roomate Pablo to stop crossing the líne in the middle of our room?
I need to build a barricade or something.

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Hey guys, do we have room for more?

>>734689985
Boys help!, this crazy bitch showed me her tits and now is trying to kill me.

>>734690025
No worries man. Just have Javier go into the vents with some bleach, and we can buy a new air filter.

>>734688862
I got dibs on the basement!

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>>734689909
What the fuck man?
I said no hot rocks on the bed sheets.

>>734689412
>cums on you shit

>>734690118
fuck no, we already have achmed here right?

>>734690128
Half the people living here have katanas. Don't sweat it.

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Don't touch my car, faggots

>>734690015
What you doin' there? A little needle in the skiddle?
Can I watch? I'll stay in the corner.

>>734690128
nuthin personel

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Hundreds of retards in one place, all have no idea to talk to another person, much less live with another person.

Uh oh.

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>>734690237
Can I park this with yours then?

>>734690199
Fuck you guys, someone put condensed milk in my shit, and it's gone bad. Nice joke dumbasses.

Hello, how are you?

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you better not fucking touch my drumset /b/

>>734690333
Yeah, lets park in the shed and nice trips.

Sorry >>734689764

>>734688862
I'd move out day one. Not going to live in a house filled with literal fags. It would all be dudes saying "hey do I look good in this dress?" or "How's my cock look dude?" or "do you want to watch me cum on this picture...it's of a girl so it's not gay" or "hey I notice you like (celebrity), do you want me to pretend I'm her and get you off dude?"

On my way out I'd burn the place down, hopefully kill some faggots that way.

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>>734690264
Yea you can stay...
Fancy a hit?

Alright, which of you faggots replaced my weed with the dog's shit nuggets again? Fucking Christ I'm getting tired of this

>>734690202
Yeah, he makes the clocks.

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ESKEDITTTTTTT

Going a drug run guys who needs what?

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Hey guys, I heard you have a room for rent? I'm interested to see this "decorative staircase" I read about.

>>734690476
I'll just watch, I'm not ready for anything else. Thank you very much for the offer m'lady.

Guys, my mom is coming over tomorrow for dinner. Please be cool while she is here.

>>734690537
yes

Guys this is serious! I recorded this weird signal from the roof, and I think I might have made contact with extraterrestrials.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aAEb5UF-Mk0

>>734690534
Some black tar is all. Thanks bro

>>734690653
ok, im going to cook food.

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>>734690537
>>734690537
Just stay off my balcony alright?

>>734690692
I tell you, if I were a rich man, I'd buy a house just like this one.

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>>734690649
Pussy!

>>734690534
Just get the good good, bro, and none of the weak shit either

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Alright who the fuck took my spinner? It looks just like this one but I modified it to go faster.

>>734690534
I need exactly 6.42 kilos of adderall. You don't get to ask why.

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>>734690765
Vladimir! It is good to see you my friend!

>>734690709
Will one of you faggots let me know if this is worth a watch.
TBH I can't be arsed to run it through a proxy.

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Op's sleeping in the barn again.

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>>734690940
I took it, what are you gonna do about it you fucking faggot?

>>734690762
Can you make some taco ?

>>734690534
Is your meth fresh my good man?

>>734691070
I don't actually know what I'm listening to right now, but It's something alright.

>>734690850
OKAY! I'll do it then, can we cuddle for a while first?

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>>734691070
It's a great ditty about alien food.

Is it worth a watch?

That would be a resounding NO.

You're welcome.

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>>734691067
You too Sereje, we should get together for drinks sometime?

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Made you guys a cake

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I am here to recruit new Grey Wardens to join the battle against the blight rising in the south. Would any of you fine warriors care to join me at Ostagar?

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>>734691261
Kisses and cuddles?

>>734691559
But we are already drinking! So of course.

>>734691576
Gosh is that weedcake ?? Can i have some

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>>734690534
I'll take you. Hop on fucker, there's no time to waste.

>>734691625
Okay, but I'm not really good at it. This is my first time.
Should we get some protection?

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>>734691653
How silly of me Serjey, I toast to that. HO hoh h oh ohohohjhoohohojjjkjhnjkdbbkjkkkkkkk

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Who the FUCK is singing spooky scary skeletons AGAIN

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>>734691588
ready

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>>734691588
The name is randy and if you need the service of a smithy I'll follow. What are our policies on rape related issues?

WHICH ONE OF YOU FAGGOTS STOLE MY FUCKING YOGURT FROM THE FRIDGE?!!!!

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>>734691916
Ner I'm a virgin.... Lets fuck ?

>>734692163
There wasn't just yogurt in there friend

Stop switching the cum buckets with the spoiled milk buckets! I don't like guzzling spoiled milk during Passover!

>>734692068
Anon, on the second floor first door

There's another body pillow on the door, if no one takes it in 30 seconds I'm taking it.

>>734692163
Shit I though that was my cum...
I just put it in my GF with a turkey baister.

If that was your yougurt WTF happned to my jar of cum?

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>>734688862
*knocks on door*
You never should have come here!

>>734692350
That's my waifu! You know the rules! Go get your own and insult other people's waifus!

Why is there salty milk in the trash bin, Anon?

>>734692217
Okay, do you like my penis. It's hard because i think you are really nice.

>>734692095
>>734692161

Good to have you. And daily darkspawn rape sessions are offered, but if that doesn't work for you, just look for one of the elf servants.

get out of my room faggots im trying to fap.. also who ate my fruit gushers

>>734688862
I don't live here. But ill fix your siding for 9 grand.

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>>734692467
STOP! You have violated the law!

>>734689907
You trying for the blue crystals again?

>>734692794
hi im looking for my fruit gushers u have them?

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Hi Ya! Neighbors care to see my my basement?

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Jimmy what the fuck is this thing I found in your room? You know this is a devout Kekist household. What would your mother say?

>>734692676
Tell you what. You start running so I can stab you in the back.

>>734692491
where are my fruit gushers

>>734692883
do u have my fruit gushers?

>>734692885
its certainly not my gushers. the fruit ones? someone took them

>>734692626
u have fruit gushers?

>>734692885
My mom died a year ago when I didn't respond to the memo anon posted!

>>734692920
I think Anon stuck them up his ass

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>>734692541
Is that it or does it get bigger?

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>>734693043
I don't think those were gushers Jimmy.

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>>734692999
you can be my fruit gusher?

>>734688862
don't take my heavy metal cd and porn collection
bunch o' cunts

>>734693129
why i am so hungry and i gt no snackis to munch on

>>734690534
I need a blotter paper covered in acid and a tissue covered in chloroform. Also some wild turkey and a snorter filled with one part meth, one part cocaine, one part ketamine, shaken not stirred. Also some brie.

>>734693156
yes they were i got em at pigly wigly

>>734693165
i dont got no cruit juice tho how do i become a fruit gusher if i dont have the juice

>>734690534
I need the shit that killed Chris Farley. A lot of it. Like more than he had.

>>734690534
I'll just have a few fufee please?

Guys, rent is due!

GET ALL THE MONEY AND COUNT UP!

>>734693134
I guess that's it, I havent looked at it that much.
I'm sorry, do you want to just talk? Do you play videogames?

>>734693205
I thought you just ate seven boxes of gushers

>>734689637
Was it the Thai food? Because I ate all of that.

Yeah, there were seven boxes. But I still ate it all.

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>>734693436

Some little girl is on the door looking for her uncle. Anyone's an uncle here?

>>734693459
Ner, lets just get this over with.
We can play vidya after, I suppose.

I don't think this is working out, guys. I am thinking of moving out.

Which one of you faggots is hogging all the bandwidth? And why does it always smell like mcnuggets and ballsweat in here!?

>>734693593
Do I just put it in? I don't want to hurt you.

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>>734693436
Or you could go fuck yourself! And we're out of milk, also.

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Gunk Fungler here. I'm gonna be Fungling your Gunk if you don't pay rent.

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Hello comrades. I am Rich Mankotov. I pay rent for everybody as lenin has taught me

Ok guys someone enter my room and deleted my meme folder on my pc i need name RIGHT NOW

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>>734693589
You mean this guy?

>>734693845
Lock your pc fag

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>>734693718

Faggot, I just needed money for the munchies...

Ill go out and get some...

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Guys, something's wrong with the toilet.

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>>734694006
Looks fine to me

>>734693618
Sorry, I'm just downloading a few terabytes of porn. Should be done soon

>>734691588
I just started dragon age today... rest in peace ser duncan

>>734693720
Go FUCK yourself Steven!

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>>734693718
Don't worry, I brought home some more milk! Nobody drink it all at once, though!

>>734694006
That's the real pepe toilet. Use the one downstairs.

>>734694077
Thanks doc.

>>734693702
Just don't poke the sides.... I haven't had my tetanus shot.

>>734694083
Aye. May the maker have mercy upon us all.

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>>734694133

FUCK

>>734694110
You motherfucker

>>734694296
May the maker have mercy on Morrigan's sweet mage pussy

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>>734694259
It's in? I think it's in.

>>734694421
Morrigan was a fucking bitch though.

>>734694428
>>734694259

FAGGOTS, CAN YOU KEEP THE NOISE DOWN!?

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>>734694298
Come on! This is the third time today. Fuck you man, just fuck you.

>>734694491
Not really paying attention to her attitude. Her tits are basically free flowing and she's got a nice face.

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Going for a bike ride. Anyone wanna join?

>>734694601
True

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THIS IS FROM NOW ON AN ALT-RIGHT HOUSEHOLD.

>>734694662
And if you get her at maximum approval then you get to see her hidden romantic side

>>734688862
WHEN YOU EMPTY THE TOILET PAPER ROLL, PUT ON A NEW ROLL. FUCKING IMBECILIC SHIT ASSES! WHY IS EVERYONE HERE A GODDAM IDIOT FAGGOT! FUCK!

>>734692350
Why did it shatter when I dropped it

Guys we need an exorcist. My room has bleeding walls, and a ghost keeps singing Donkey kong songs while I try to sleep.

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>>734694358
Small world, ay Steven?

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>>734694624

Ill hop on... let me suit real quick...

>>734694568
Just use water.

So it's basically the manhattan project of weaponized autism

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>>734694916

>>734695011
Basically. But with less boom and more crying.

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>>734694428
>>734694527
OMG! That feels so goooooooood baby...

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>>734694924

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Guys I got a new house plant

>>734695123

Mind keeping that in your own part of the house?

The neighbors will start asking questions...

>>734695111
Noice trips Steven.

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Did anyone leave the animu on? This bitch is hanging outside my window asking for 'Dad'.

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>>734695123
Thought I'd get a new dog too

>>734695123
Where did you buy it, i want one too

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Guys I bought a new dog. He's friendly just don't look him in the eyes.

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ALRIGHT. Which one of you FAGGOTS wrinkled up my Randy Travis poster, pissed in the seat, and hid my keys?!

>>734695018
This is serious man. At like 3 in the morning I"M hearing Donkey Kong plead to be returned to the world of the living.

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Who got a job?

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>>734695406
I did those last 2.

>>734695348
SHIT!
I looked him in the eye.......
What do?

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>>734695406
It was me. You didn't buy me my carrots and I'm just so fucking mad.

>>734695413
Shh, it'll all be over now

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>>734694916
Aye, I'm a demonologist. I've heard of this one before. The Dreaded Donkey Kong Donger. I'll get you what you need to sleep peacefully right quick. Just let me get my suitcase...

>>734695517
no choice but to be an hero

>>734695517
Now suffer three minutes of awkward slurping!

>>734695585

WOAH WOAH WOAH, GET YOUR VOODOO SHIT OUTTA HERE!

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>>734695585
...which one of you MOTHERFUCKERS...

>>734688862
Who the fuck used my cum rag to clean the table!?

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>>734695478
Lobster wars!
Lobsters commence...

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EXPLAIN.

>>734695712
>>734695711
Guys please I need this.

>>734695741
The table is in the shape of a loli, what do you expect?

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Just made dinner boys. Who's ready?

ill chop each and every one of you for my stew

>>734695820
Well, there goes your last chance at a good night's sleep. Have fun being cursed forever.

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Can we move somewhere else....

>>734695773
*sigh*
Put the dinner away Terrance.

>>734695318
just tell her she's made out of jellied fanta and she'll kill herself

>>734695819
Smoked meth. Borrowed car. Accident.

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>>734695561
What seems to be the problem here officer?

>>734695851
Jesus fucking Christ...and who fucking took the loli table out of my room?

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hey guys, this sock fits really well. it's super comfortable.

>>734695935
I am NOT moving my collection of thirty-three life-sized wax figures of George Lopez again!

>>734695905
No! Please come back!

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>>734688862
ur all deadfags

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Who the fuck let Terrance in again

>>734695888
rolled dubs, so now i gotta stay true to my word and chop all you niggas up

>>734696131
that's not the same house nigga.

>>734696131

SHIT WHO LEFT THE WATER RUNNING!

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>>734695945
It's only the semi final Philip.

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>>734696131
Lol you burned the wrong house mods are coming

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Guys, I'll be out for the day. My brother's funeral, you know. Feed my dog while I'm gone alright?

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>>734696223
You'll never take me alive!

>>734695819
I was changing the oil? How else you suppose to get it out? The stick thingy is on top of the engine!

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I'm going out for a minute. Please don't ruin my triforce, guys. It's my most prized possession.

>>734696326

Shit man... how'd he go...

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>>734696326
I'm doge and i need pissjugs pls gib

>>734696352
Quick!
>turn 360 degrees and walk away!

>>734696469
Hah, that faggot'll die when he sees this.
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I just bought a gun for self defense. Don't touch it, I'll be out of the house for a while.

>>734696484
Fisted to death by a fucking megazord.

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SHITTER'S CLOGGED.

>>734696469
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CIRCLE!

>>734696568
Quick make a newfag touch it before he comes back

>>734696576

Fuck... I wish that was me...

>>734696629
Just go on the bathtub

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>>734696568
>>734696633
How could you do this?!

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>>734696352
NOooooooooooooooooooooooo
I can't live without youoooooooooo,

>>734696576
Fuck... I wish that was me...

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Hello family. Will you buy me this toy for my birthday? Tomorrow I will be 2.884823048295720102509127575712974752975 years old.

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>>734696653
Here you go! H-he won't notice anything!

>>734696893
Told you guys we needed that exorcist.

>>734696923

Hey... HEY! GET THE FUCK DOWN, VLADIMIR!

>>734696829
What? No, I didn't do it. Clearly, I saw you do it yourself. How bad are you at blaming people?

>>734696217
Terrace, did you forget to take your antipsychotics again? Those lobsters are dead bro.

>>734697008
I can fix this.
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>734696893
GIVE ME MY FUCKING TOY NOWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW

>>734697183
Oh no. I made it worse.

>>734696903
Ummm guys...the fucking neighbor is shitting on our chimney again

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Who the FUCK put the beans in the clock again??

>>734690534
Yeah, go get me some devils breath, there's been this crazy hot chick thats been running around with her tittes out. I'd like to add her to my collection.