I'm a mexican ask me anything

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is it wrong?

>>734689117
No

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How does it feel, kissing the boots of the ones who spit on your face.
jews were white, remember????

>>734689633
I am not white

>>734688830

When you fuckers paying for the wall?

>>734689982
When you learn to speak proper english

Is it more common for male Hispanic men to want to fuck thick/curvy women ?

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>>734690336
Yes it is, most of us love big thick round asses.

>>734688830
Ya te tronaron el ejote?

Just the view or ?

>>734690149
Rapist

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>>734690484
No

¿Espera eso también aplica para hombres?


Creo que me acabo de chingar a mí mismo. ¡Carajo!

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>>734690814
I wish i was

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>>734690789
Ah?

>>734688830
Where are you?

>>734690336
>male Hispanic men

>>734691903
Somewhere in Mexico

>>734690831
En Sinaloa, sí. Allá son muy ejoteros.

>>734692026
Somehow I doubt that. Pochos from Iselé post here claiming they're pura raza. ¿You born in Iselé, mano?

Montequilla??

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>>734689117
It isn't happening.

>>734688830
What do the colors of your flag represent?

Why so illegal?

>>734692221
No soy pocho, si fuera pocho no usaría los signos de puntuación que ves aquí y tendría mala gramática. Nunca había oído hablar de un lugar llamado iselé suena maya ¿En dónde está?¿Es si quiera real?.

>>734692344
It's mantequilla

You just said Mount Quilla

Where are you from?

>>734692497
I haven't done anything illegal as far as i know, i am a good citizen. Oh! are you talking about illegal immigration?, i have never been close to the USA, well except when i'm at McDonalds.

>>734688830
trying to help build a wall but dont have the money
would you mind paying for it?

>>734692221
>american pretending to know what he is talking about

>>734688830
Why did you kill the Christeros? And why is your country such a cesspool?

>>734692583
https://youtu.be/sFUFw1GH6ic

>>734692923
In this hemisphere we are all Americans.

>>734692849
So much for the strongest economy in the world...

>>734690831
Jaja

>>734692493
In 1821 when Mexico gained its independence, the original meaning of the colors were:

White: Religion (catholic)
Red: Union
Green: Independence

Today it's widely accepted the colors represent the following:

Green:Hope (Nature, hills)
White:Unity
Red:Blood of national heroes

>>734692978
It's time to start killing them again.

>>734692701
From somewhere in central Mexico

>>734693052
Yeah but in english how else do you call someone living in the US?

why do you put mayo on corn?

>>734688830
Why haven't you assasinated Trump yet?

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>>734692849
There is already a double wall here. Why do you want a third?

>>734690916

Well someone is doing the raping

>>734688830
Are you willing to do anal?

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>>734693194
Gabachos, gringos, stupid illiterate idiots, trumpsters. Your choice.

>>734693257
Not op but I've lived in Mexico almost my entire life and I've never seen anyone doing such a thing

>>734692978
OP here

Because they were dangerous fanatics i guess (you can't let the church have the same power they had in mexico...they still dominate tho)

Mexico is a cesspool because of ignorance

¿Quién gana mañana? ¿Delfina o Del Mazo Kun? :v

>>734688830
Do you consider yourself a nigger or a spic?

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>>734688830
Canadafag here, what do you think of the retarded neighbor living between us?

>>734693506
Nunca eh entendido porque los mexicanos usan tanto ":v"

>>734692635
Very gringo

>>734692991
OOOH dice East LA

Los chicanos son raros...


No, yo nací y vivo en México

>>734693489
Yep, they do. Perhaps it is only a regionalism but in the northwest they'll put mayonnaise or margarine on elotes "cosidos".

>>734688830
What state man?

>>734693257
OP here
Because it tastes great

>>734693257
¿Vives debajo de una roca? ¿Qué hay de los elotes preparados?

>>734693580
Stupid gringo can't even use English correctly.

>>734693851
true with cheese and hot sauce like in nacho libre haha

>>734693310
OP here
Because we don't have a good reason to do so
and anyways it would start a war with one of the most powerful armies in the world?

>>734693639
Por "sarcasticos"

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>>734693468
Err..not really

Looks tight though

>>734694023
No mames wuey nadie tiene q saver q fuimos nosotros

>>734693489
Te falta barrio

>>734693623
They keep sending us all their losers, we keep sending them back. Just one day last year in Tijuana we rounded up more than 1,500 wetback gringos and sent them back where they came from. More than 400 of them had wants or warrants and wound up going straight to jail. ¡Así se hace la patria!

>>734693330
CAUSE I WANTED TO MAKE A WALL JOKE YOU COCK SUCKING FAGGOT PIECE OF SHIT
YOU FUCKING MEXICANS STEAL JOBS AND NOW YOU STEAL JOKES

>>734693639
Porque le añade significado a algo que acabas de decir para que sea cómico o controversial (no siempre gracioso).

Ejemplo: Los norteamericanos no pueden jugar ajedrez porque ya no tienen torres :VV :V

Es estúpido, quien lo use es un puberto edgy

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>>734694205
oh man, the irony is killing me
cheers m8

mexico is a fucking shithole im so glad my parents left. place is a literal dump, sewer drains get clogged when it rains cause the people are too lazy to throw it in the trash, same with public parks. also politicians steak their money 24/7 and they dont do anything about it kek

>>734693878
OP here
Adivina adivinador...

>>734693580
A mexican

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>>734693734
Los gringos corrumpen a toda cultura que reciban. Por eso odian tanto a los dizque mexicanos.

Question from a mexican to any other mexican that might be reading this: why do you claim to be so proud of your own roots and origins just to proceed to make fun of people with actual prehispanic blood calling them "pinches indios" and driving them near extinction?

>>734693623
OP here
It's a love/hate relationship, it's incredible how they are such hypocrites.

But still, it's a interesting country

>>734688830
Jódete pendejo pejezombie

>>734693992
Exactly...delicious corn

>>734694616
That would be the faggot ass people who claim to be shit eating Spanish failing to realize that their own ancestors were the natives of the land.

What do you think of Muslims?

>>734694550
Tal vez sea eso, siempre he visto a los Mexico-americanos como si estuvieran en un limbo cultural. :/ (Aunque nunca he conocido a uno en persona, sólo los he visto en las zpnas turísticas pero parecen cualquier cosa menos Mexicanos)

>>734694647
It goes both ways with the hypocrisy. You hear here in Mexico constant complaints about the gringos yet they are always picking words from them and proceed to "castellanisarlas" and any trend that starts over there is immediately picked up here

>>734688830
are you ashamed of the social justice warrior reconquista "las provincias perdi" types who come to america and just spit in our faces like theyre untouchable and push the idea that we should just let millions and millions of foreign citizens many of whom will call us gabachos and gringos have no respect for our culture and our country come over with virtually no limits

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>>734694616
I am not proud of my roots and origins because:
1.- I am an indiferent asshole
2.- Mexico is not indigenous or spanish only...mexico is the mix of both

But yeah i am against discrimination, that's retarded.

Why aren't you deported

>>734694720
OP here
Ni siquiera tengo un bando político definido...en México la democracia es un chiste y los partidos politicos hacen que votar sea solo elegir entre algo malo y algo peor.

>>734694801
OP here
I have never meet one...but overall their religion reputation is bad. I have to meet one to have a solid opinion.

>>734694991
^ but the hipicrisy i'm talking about is more serios (basically i hate they act like the heroes of the world)

>>734694477
I give up.

>>734688830
are you an intellectual ?

Why is it every time I go to TJ I come back with shit exploding out of my ass like Hiroshima in 1945. Like seriously, I order the "Tacos de Asada" and shortly after I catch a whiff of New Delhi. At this point, I'm more concerned about not shitting myself than being robbed by the Federallis.

>>734694994
1.- If we lost those territories it was because we let them, whiny bitches are annoying.

Migration is ok, but only if both countries respect each other's laws. SWJ have made the victims look as villians now...yes i am ashamed.

>>734695168
OP here
Because i am in mexico and again the closest i have ever been to the USA is at McDonalds.

I don't want to go there since i don't need to, and if i want to go one day i will respect your laws and follow the requeriments to enter your country.

>>734695455
Querétaro

>>734695674
I don't think so, knowledge is inmense and i am a humble student.

>>734694440
https://youtu.be/QziCuQbgSY4
But it really did happen:
http://diario.mx/Estados_Unidos/2015-04-05_eb4b56c8/a-estadounidenses-los-deportan-de-mexico/

>>734695695
OP here
ecause you are not used to eat spicy food. Don't eat that much

>>734688830
Why do some people hate Mexicans so much?

>>734696171
Which countries hate Mexicans?

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>>734694414
Even without the mayúsculas, we beat you again gringuito!

>>734693506
Mhmm...Delfina is a serious 'threat' for Del Mazo but i will believe PRI will win.

55%PRI
45%Morena

Quién sabe que pase

>>734696291
Let's see...

Mhmm
More than the countries that hate Canada but less than the countries that hate the US

>>734696171
Because people. Some countries hate americans with a passion, some hate japs and so on. Even here in mexico people tend to be pretty xenophobic

>>734696291
Some people in general think Mexicans are dirty and vile and cunning and lazy and entitled and loud and obnoxious and criminals idk USA maybe and or Europe and Asia some parts

>>734690466
nice dubs
Pacha is from Peru not from Mexico

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>>734694414
Woah calm your tits dude

>>734696565
I know he is from Perú but still is an epic reaction

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>>734694616
You might begin understanding mexicanidad by reading El laberinto de la soledad by Octavio Paz.

There are two Virgins who protect Mexico: la Vírgen de los Remedios and la Vírgen de Guadalupe. The first one protects the gachupines and the second one protects the indígenas.

>>734696171
OP here
The main reson is: Because overall, we ask for respect but don't respect others.

And...because we look different, act different, xenophobia, racism, etc...

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>>734694720
¿Te dieron tu torta ya?

>>734688830
Porqué usan tantos modismos raros? Cual es el modismo México que tienes en la punta de la lengua?

>>734696993
Ay no ya van a empezar a pelear....

>>734697034
Hay varios factores (no es que sea experto en el tema pero esto creo yo)

1.-Ignorancia
2.-Vocabulario pobre
3.-Diversidad cultural influenciada fuertemente por las regiones del país.
4.-Porque resulta más fácil y es mejor expresarse con algo popular que con algo oficial 8aparentemente)

>>734693182
Las quesadillas llevan queso?

enchilada

>>734697331
Por definición deberían tener queso pero en muchas partes del país (principalmente el centro) lucran con el queso y a veces el hecho de que la quesadilla lleve este ingrediente tiene un costo extra.

>>734693257
Dude, its great

>>734697487
My favorite, my mother made the best enchiladas.

>>734695695
Turista is something of a myth in that it is psychosomatic. But more likely you are poisoning yourself because you don't wash your hands and then you eat with those hands. Or else you are eating at really cheap taco stands. Food hygiene in Tijuana tends to be very high.

You can learn more by reading The Bad Bug Book published by your own US Government Printing Office.

>>734697307
Yo diria que es la 2 y 4. Cuando no usas los modismos que todos usan y hablas de un modo mas educado entonces todos te ven como un cabron fenomeno

>>734696010
Querétaro … student … ¿así tunero?

>>734697851
Sí

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>>734696491
Some people in general hold two contradictory thoughts in their minds at the same time and believe them both to be true.

>>734696824
Ese libro esta bien chingon :' ) :V

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>>734697509
¿A quién te refieres?

>>734698325
Queria saber su opinion en el controversial tema de las quesadillas.

When was the last quinceñera you went to? And who's?

>>734698325
Jajajaja

>>734698035
¡Órale!
http://realtijuana.blogspot.mx/2010/03/tuna-universitaria-has-come-to-baja.html

I have a1 acre plot of land, what leaf blower should I get?

>>734695695
Lying fag. I live in San Diego and go to TJ for the sole purpose of eating tacos. American friends line uo to order when i go.

>>734698958
I don't know...here in mexico we don't use leaf blowers.

>>734696010
¿Cuál es tu facultad?

Pense que era el unico que habla español

>>734695960
Nah manches neta , soy tu vecino casi wey , estoy en queretaro igual

>>734701125
Tan egoísta, o eres argentino o eres priista. Somos 567,000,000 que hablamos español.

>>734699612
This is true. We annoy our neighbors in other ways.

Porque todos los americanos usan apple?

>>734701491
La verdad yo , como usuario android por 3 años estoy decepcionado con la memoria interna, que Me FaLtA mEmORiA para unas apps y pues preferia apple en cuanto a telefono y pads.

>>734688830
What are your toughts about the ukranian guy who killed that mexican boy?

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>>734699612
yes because we are manly enough to pick the leaves with our own hands.
Or we are just poor :( (pic not related)

>>734701803
What are you talking about? Link?

>>734688830
Why do your people feel the need to flood over the border to "live a better life" when you should just have a revaluation and kill all the corrupt politicians/drug lords or die trying?

>>734689117
The wall is fucking pointless. Mexicans can climb, dig and swim. Nevertheless most overstay their tourist visas. The problem isn't going to be solved by trying to 'keep them out', but by making it hard for them to 'stay in'.
USA makes it too easy for illegals to make themselves feel at home...

>>734688830

Yeah hi, Can I get a burrito supreme and 2 regular tacos?

>>734688830
1. What food do you eat most often?
2. How do you feel about illegal immigration?
3. What state in Mexico are you from?
4. What is the biggest political problem in Mexico right now?

>>734697848
Pues en que estado rascuache vives?
Digo, si pueden verte raro si te expresas con un lenguaje florido y de manera fluida pero solo sí son muy pendejos, al menos en mi ciudad no es raro que la gente hable como se debe.

>>734702617
You should be careful about what nonsense you choose to believe.

>>734702859
Most of Mexico does not know what a burrito is.

>>734703005
what part of that question is "nonsense" at some point the average mexican is going to have to make a choice. Live in fear for your entire life, or fight back and revolt...

I'm American, and you are welcome in MY country! Bring your friends too.

>>734703081
Where in the fuck did you get that retarded idea? Every one here knows what a burrito is, they were invented here

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>>734694440

>>734703187
I'm American, and you are welcome to pass through MY country and go to canada. Their benefits are much better... Take your friends too.

>>734702962
Soy de Michoacan. Soy bastante serio y no uso muchos modismos y la genre me ve como un nerd raro

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>>734701803
Ah?
I've heard about a 'russian' nazi who got lynched...is it related?


Otherwise...i think it's...savage but well...you don't mess with frustrated masses.

>>734700145
Ciencias

>>734702617
Because it's easier to run away from your problems i guess.

>>734702859
Haha, nice joke i give it 9/11

>>734688830
Why is you mexican?

>>734702948
Not OP but I'm also mexican so I could provide some insight
>1. What food do you eat most often?
Very spicy "tinga de pollo"
>2. How do you feel about illegal immigration?
While I understand that sometimes people feel like it's the only solution to their problems, I believe that we should implement social programs to help people start small businesses instead of having a mindset of a mindless drone/field worker. And tbh most mexicans that go to the US are super hard-working, although I don't support illegal immigration (we suffer the same here but we deal with it in a far more severe fashion than the U.S thinks)
>3. What state in Mexico are you from?
Jalisco
>4. What is the biggest political problem in Mexico right now?
Absolutely rotten to the core politicians, they're the scum of the earth and probably one of the most retarded people alive.
They have no reward for human life, they steal obscene amounts of money indiscriminately, having ties with narcos, never aprove laws, do everything in their power to sink ever more the country just for a taste of money, try to privatize everything, never invest in science/culture/art/technology and avoid investing in education like the black plague.

México is a beautiful country full of wonders and amazing people but politicians try to fuck shit up as much as they can before their administrations are over and start all over again. That shit boils my blood everyday

>>734702948
1.- Chicken, Corn, Peppers, Legumes, Fruits, milk derivates and certain greens,
2.- I don't support illegal immigration, i think it makes both countries lose respect towards each other. If people is hard working they should start with solving their own country problems. I know people is trying to have a better life but cmon, there are other ways.
3.-I'm from Queretaro
4.-Corruption and the fact that the 'system' is so powerful, no nearby solution is at sight. (not like they will kill you but...doing the good is not normal here, doing corrupt things is normal)

>>734703187
OP here

Thanks...i guess

>>734703432
No les hagas caso, hagamos un esfuerzo por reducir la informalidad del español en México,

>>734704086
I don't know man i just born here

>>734693734
>iselé

jajajaja que pendejo estás, gracias por la risa

>>734702445
Se refiere al "lord nazi ruso"

>>734703363
and take this faggot with you as you pass through.

>>734688830
Why don't you stay on your side?

>>734703432
Eso lo explica, Michoacan nunca ha sido un estandarte en educacion ni en gente muy brillante.
Aunque es muy bello estado para visitar y pueblear

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>>734704029

>>734693194
Unitedstatesians, Murricans, Yanks, Gringos, Rednecks, Shitforbrains, etc

>>734705070
Spicks

>>734705015
Those forests are beautiful

>>734705170
Ok snowflake

How poor are people there, honestly.

I'm saving for a sex trip. Basically, what are chances of finding a skinny petite 15-20 year old slut, disease free, that I'll be able to keep for the weekend and basically beat the piss out of her and fuck her a lot?

>>734705070
Wetbacks... losers

>>734703244
They were invented in Sonora, where they are essentially tacos made with lefse instead of proper corn tortillas. They were perfected in Los Angeles, where they achieved extravagant sizes.

>>734705070
Crackers
North Americans
Pinkskins
Imperialist pigs
Sams
Invader
Gabacho

>>734703363
MuriKKKans are so oblivious. This has been happening since the beginning of the century. Lately Canada has been talking about cutting back on the numbers.

>>734704396
>no nearby solution is at sight
Anon, to be honest at this point I have a very bleak outlook, I believe we're past the time to fix the system unless a full-on revolution (which would be atrocious) happens or that a meteor crashes into congress.

The state is so deep in this shit that i cannot phantom a solution, not with the tools we have now, the only real chance that might have happened died with Colosio

>>734705503
Wash my toilet you spick

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>>734688830
You have the sauce for this?.

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>>734705649
Or this?

>>734702617
Because the fact that we have all this cartel violence is mostly your gringo ass fault, so we let you deal with the consequences too.

>>734705632
LOL

Calm down i only use the term North American or Unitedstatesian....i just shared common (yet offensive) ways to call you.

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No matter how many walls are built we will always go the other way!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

>>734703187
America is a continent tho

>>734705649
Not a weeb..let me call a friend:


OTACOS LES HABLAN
¿DE QUÉ ANIME SUCIO ES ESTA ESCENA?

>>734705170
They truly are, being in a sanctuary for Monarca butterflies is a breathtaking experience

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>>734704322
>amazing people but politicians try to fuck shit up
Every country needs to remind itself that its politicians are also its people.

Malditos aquéllos que con sus palabras defienden al pueblo, y con sus hechos lo traicionan.
–Benito Juárez

>>734705875
Spain fucked you all up

>>734703432

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>>734705946
That's where you are wrong kiddo...

SPAIN fucked the NATIVES
and THEN we Born...

>>734688830
If we set you on fire, would you smell like carnitas?

>>734705391
Nope, sorry. Try NYC, Melania is available.

>>734693310
Dude, hes making mexico great again

>making a fool of USA so foreign investirs trust more in us
>hes cutting all relationships with the world thus making us more competitive
>free high skilled workers trained in the US
>making the peso more valuable with his covfefe

I love that cheeto, he's ending the US superiority in fucking months

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>>734705169
Spocks

>>734706101
No fool, you have to peel off the skin and hair before. Keratin and other proteins stink bad!

Otherwise we will smell like Auschwitz

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>>734705632

>>734705503
North Americans doesn not apply because Canadians and Mexicans are also North Americans. The rest are good

>>734693506
Zepeda-san

>tfw PRI didnt bribed you this year
Feels bad man

>>734706288
Yeah but for Mexicans NORTH will be always related to USA

>>734705632
why u crying, cracker

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>>734706089

>>734693182

Chilango?

>>734706399
No, Queretaro

>>734705467
>they were perfected in Los Angeles
>this is what murricans actually believe

>>734694468
t. El provinciANO

Glad you left, fucking lazy shit

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>>734688830

>>>/w/hat-the-fuck-did-you-just-say-to-me-you-little-bitch

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>>734706220

>>734705015
Vas y chingas a tu puta madre puto joto de mierda tragamecos hijo de la rechingada me cago en tu puta madre pedazo de mierda

>>734705467
That doesn't answer my question

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>>734706393
Hahaha worth it

Mexico in 1 painting (pic related)

>>734706376
No, not really. Source: I'm Mexican and i have never heard anyone associate north or north america to usa

>>734706511
Cool tattoo amigo

>>734705886
I'm well aware that we're in this ship together, we bear our fair share of corrumptions as citizens too and we have allowed things to get this far but even more so than most countries in this continent, the system is so rigged that any substantial change is impossible to happen and it's flooded with nepotism.

At the same time, there's no way to justify the scum that our politicians are. Javier Duarte giving water instead of chemo therapy to kids is one of the most vile shit I can think of. How fucked up you have to be to get at that point and act like a martyr?

>>734695050
Is that Siqueiros or Orozco?

>>734705752
So typical mexican. Blaming others for your own problems...