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dubs names my new fish my gf bought me

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dubs names my new fish my gf bought me
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niggerkiller1488
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>>734684356
Trips and OP swallows it.
Also, name it after yourself. Name it Faggot.
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https://youtu.be/7i9ozy739c8
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>>734684356
nigger
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>>734684577
win
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Toby
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>>734684356
Name it Spermy.
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>>734684577
everyone say hello to Ghengis Khan!
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Johnny pitcher the nigger lyncher
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>>734684577
>>734684677
So genghis Khan then?
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>>734684809
Hello, faggot.
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>>734684836
i like this one
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>>734684356
Penis Envy
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>>734684356
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>>734684356
Hitler
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>>734684356
>my gf bought me
how old is your gf? lol
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we also got Genghis Khan a plant friend. dubs again can name it
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>>734684356
Loli Lover
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>>734684356
Floatey
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>>734685190
Anal Sponge
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Nigger the fish
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>>734685190
Attila the Hun
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Senator Bitchboy
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bendydick cucumbertwat
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>>734684356
"I'll be ded in a month "
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>>734685507
reroll
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>>734685190
Reimu
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>>734684356
TurboMcFart
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>>734685190
What is this?
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>>734685190
MoonMan
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>>734684356
right nigger, now you have a god damn beta, you better take care of it

do you fag got proper tank ? filtration, lights, heater ?
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>>734685190
White Power
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ShitFuck
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We need to break up, whore.
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>>734685190
Purple Dank
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>>734685190
The Black Plague
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Cat
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>>734685190
Nigger plant
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>>734685723
its a moss ball, probably easiest plant to take care ( you do nothing) and looks nice, /an/ call it meme ball
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>>734685507
reroll'
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>>734685604
This.

OP should name it after his gf.
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/pol/
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Cummy
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>>734685915
Oh okay thanks
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/b/
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Dumb Nigger
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>>734685190
A Mystery
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kkk
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Shitty bill
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Hitler
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Señor Pez
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Fartbox
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>>734686200
winrar
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>>734684356
Stomped Dick
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>>734685190
Zoro
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>>734684356
Ask /an/ how to care for it. Needs to be in a much, much larger aquarium. Not a bowl, not a jar, it needs a tank.
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>>734685190
Stomped Dick
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>>734686611
WINRAR lol
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>>734686200
gg
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>>734684356
will you eat him for trips?
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>>734685795
right now Genghis Khan has been prepped a 2 gallon bowl with lights and a fake plant as the real ones will grow in. we're thinking i'll take good care of him while she's out in military duty.
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>>734686745
Ghey
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>>734686745
Make sure the water is good.
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>>734686200
/thread
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>>734686200
Plant hitler kek
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>>734684356
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>>734686745
Plant is named Patrick.
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>>734687151
But dubs got Hitler
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>>734686745
right give yourself a favor, while you can keep beta in tank this size ( dumb fucks are almost blind)

get a bigger tank of normal shape and get a small internal filter, some proper substrate and few plants in fish tanks - bigger = easier
tiny tanks are bitch

with something like this you will end up cleaning tank every day
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unfortunately Genghis Khan and Stomped Dick's new driftwood hideaway is too big but i'm thinking i could get away with it?
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>>734686745
U need to get a minimum 5 gallon tank and you need a heater and a filter you fucking nigger
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>>734687377
I've been told 2 gallons is enough but I don't think I have enough room for more than 5. But rectangle tank, got it. I've also gotten a few plants but they're in bulbs; unsure if that makes any difference.
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>>734687413
stomped dicks?
that's not the dubs name lmao.
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>>734686745
Also get him out of the bathroom they need sunlight, or a light that mimics sunlight and moonlight at night. I hope you cleaned that gravel and dechlorinated that water
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>>734687754
done and done. just needed this lighting for photos.
thanks for the advice regardless anon!
people who get these tanks make me wanna cry.
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>>734687920
Yeah it's fucked up. What's really fucked up is how Walmart treats them. They'll leave them in those fucking cups for up to 3 weeks without food or water change or anything
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Girlfriend buys Beta a Beta, maybe she's trying to tell you something
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Fishy McFishface
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>>734687655
its like absolute minimum, i honestly would not recommend less than 10 us gal for any tank, come even tank that size can be thrown on some table top

hell my last tank was 350 l marine reef where i had grand total 5 fish few coral and some minor stuff and i was uncomfortable wit that
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>>734688691
that honestly sounds impressive wtf anon. any photos?
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>>734684356
>>734684809
>>734686745
>>734687413

Who the fucking fuck gets a white betta? Those things come in magical colors. Why? White?

Also, you don't need a hide-away as much as you need a bed. Mine loved sleeping on the fin of a fake turtle I had in there.

Something like this is as easy as it gets:
https://www.amazon.com/Zoo-Med-Laboratories-AZMBL20-Hammock/dp/B0027IZ6KW
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>>734688691
I've had betta fish last for years in just a regular fish bowl. Does a bigger tank reall make a difference or is it just wasting my money?
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adoptdontshop you faggot
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>>734688834
>>734688834
its now broken down, i still got some water to keep live sand alive, basically my new job will require me to be days out of home :(

don't even have pictures, there are somehwere on my old phone

>>734689297
yes, main reason with bigger tank you can have filtration and setup tiny eco system
honestly i would not even recommend getting beta, smallish tank with few congo tetras looks amazing
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LaDarius
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>>734690004
>congo tetra
fuck scratch that i was thinking galaxy rasboras
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>>734690310
fishanon if I ever get into keeping more fish ill remember you in my heart
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>>734687413
Bettas need 10 gallons, a heater, and a low current filter

Just because they can survive in extremely cold (relative) temps and high levels of waste doesnt mean its a good thing to do.
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CumFin
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>>734690533
Winrar
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>>734684356
Name them "autistic" and "fiction". You don't have a girlfriend
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>>734690387
honestly fish keeping is like a disease you star small and you end up big, found a pic from one of my smaller tank i had years ago

was only 60l, but you can make something from tank that size

there losts of fun things you can keep in small tank, colorful shrimps and apple snails plus billion different kind of tetras are just one of them
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lowest maintenance fish anons? I have an awesome tank/jar (maybe 3.5 gallons) that I just want to toss some fish in.
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cov fefe
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>>734684356
Casper
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>>734692091
Beta fish are the lowest maintenance fish tbh
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>>734684356
Delta Tail Male
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>>734692091
any live-bearers
guppies, mollies

tetras, shrimp
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