How do I make my penis bigger?

>>734684104
Google

Leave the internet. If you are still developing, try not to jerk off too much,

>>734684104
Cinder block and bungee cord

>>734684104
a coat hanger and some duct tape

>>734684104
Learn to satisfy her with your mouth.
5 is fairly average for US

lose weight. I was about 6 in, got fat, now 5.4 :(

Don't
Make it smaller

>>734684275
>learn to satisfy with your mouth

You should do that regardless.

Don't, it's useless. A small cock will get you more women than a mutilated one. 5 inches isn't great, but it won't stop you from getting laid.

Look at porn, mine grows 3 inches that way. But if you play with it too long it shrinks.

>>734684298
>Dick fat is a thing

I think making it smaller is smart too, girls actually love small cock

For a bigger penis simply find a way to increase the amount of blood flow to the penis during an erection

>>734684585
This guy has a tiny dick

>>734684539
its mostly the fat pad above the penis, makes your dick look smaller

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drink excessively, never ask for directions and kill something every year

>>734684104
Find a smaller woman

Also:
>>734684275
>>734684349
You are what you eat, friend :^)

Don't

Pump it slowly in a pump with low pressure for 2 hours, try to stay hard. Take it out every once in a while to get hard & massage. Make sure you keep your penis warm. Wear a cock ring and if you want it thicker than that get hard and slowly press between 2 books for 5 mins. You'll be even thicker than a soda can.

>>734684275
5 to 6 is average world-wide

>>734684104
Whatever you do, just don't go trying to stretch that shit out. Instead, take action to enhance the performance of what equipment you've got.

>Kegels for erection strength, sexual control, and ejaculation/orgasm intensity
>Diet/exercise. Don't need to go vegan; but take some decent care of your body to improve blood flow which will keep your dick strong. (Yes, if you're fat fuck dropping the pounds will free up some hidden penile mass).
>Work on positions that help you go deeper into your woman.
>Develop your hands and mouth skills.

It's true 5 inches won't land you a porno gig, but it's enough to get the job done.

A woman will be more fond of a well-versed sexual savant with a diamond-hard five-incher than a floppy 8-inch two-pump chump/one-hitter quitter.

>>734684104
Surgery
Or ask Ron jeremy

You can't

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>>734684539
Its a real thing I promise

https://www.pegym.com/forums/penis-devices-forum/16072-hanging-101-a.html

>>734684104
1) Unscrew lightbulb from ceiling fixture.
2) Place very tall ladder beneath ceiling fixture.
3) Climb ladder.
4) Insert penis into light socket.