now, answer honestly: can you name all 50 american states?

nope, maybe about more than half

Id name my dick Excalibur and someone would have to unbury my dick.

>>734678339
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sNUDDaEOvuY

>>734678339
Yes, but the real question is -- why would I want to?

>>734678339
I could get pretty close

>>734678339
There are only two american states: obese and retarded.

>>734678887
One off rip

No, maybe 20 at most, let's see: Texas, Florida, New York, New Jersey, New Orleans, California, Colorado, Dakota, Washington, Washington DC, Alaska, Hawaii (I think), Mississippi, Massachusetts, New Mexico, Arizona, Alabama, North Carolina, South Carolina, Pennsylvania, Oregon.
That's about it

I can name all states and capitals


I'm a geography nerd

>>734678339
I could fucking sing it for you like we were in 3rd grade and were forced to memorize it.

Nope
https://youtu.be/O-O0tym9Dso

>>734678339
yes easily

they dont teach it in gradeschool anymore?

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>>734678339
nop

>>734678580
>Sees post
>Is reminded of his childhood
>Watched that vhs tape a lot

>Hard mode: engaged
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x88Z5txBc7w

While we're on the subject of state names, did you know that half the US states are named with native american words?

>>734679595
jó tʼáá aaníí

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what are their names, /b/

>>734678339
Nope, only the coasts matter anyways though.

>>734678339
No. Can you name all states of India though?

No? Then why the fuck would I need to know the states of a smaller country?

>>734680368
Nobody cares about India though

>>734678339
Yup

>>734678339
California. Oregon. Washington. Idaho. Montana. Minnesota. Michigan. Iowa. North and South Dakota. Kansas. Nebraska. Arizona. New Mexico. Texas. Oklahoma. Wyoming. Louisiana. Alabama. Arkansas. Tennessee. Kentucky. Virginia. West Virginia. Mississippi. Florida. Georgia. North and South Carolina. Maryland. New Jersey. Delaware. Rhode Island. Pennsylvania. Connecticut. New Hampshire. New York. Maine. Alaska. Hawaii.

It's a lot easier to do looking at a map lol.

>>734680995
Nobody cares about your country either.

I'm not even from India and I don't know their states either. But if I would start learning the states of a country, I would start with a country that has a population over a billion and that isn't a fucking religious shit place like the USA.

>>734680995
DESIGNATED SHITTING STREET

>>734681252
Shut up, poo

>>734681252
>would start with a country that has a population over a billion
Why would you even give a shit about such an overpopulated place to begin with?

>>734681252
India isn't religious?

>>734681570
You got triggered?

>>734681621
Because it's currently getting into shape while the USA is getting worse every year.

>>734681690
42% of people in USA think that the sky wizard created earth 5k years ago. 42 fucking percent. India doesn't even come close. You'd have to go full on sand nigger to find countries that backwards.

>>734678339
fuck no, and I'm American

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>>734680368

probably could get about 30 without too much effort. and I'm not even american. lets see:

Hawaii, Alaska, California, Washington State, Oregon, Nevada, New Mex, Colorado, Utah, Texas, Montana, Wyoming, N.Dakota, S.Dakota, Pennsylvania, Illinois, Indiana, Idaho, Ohio, Wisconsin, Maryland, Massachusetts (had to use spellcheck for that), Michigan, Florida, Georgia, Arkansas, Louisiana, Kentucky, Tennessee, N.Carolina, S. Carolina, Missouri, Alabama, Maine, Vermont, Virginia, NY State, Rhode Island (Is that a state?) Delaware, New Hampshire, Connecticut.
Think I'm about stuck there.
Mississippi's a state, isnt it? Oh, and Minnesota, thats where Minneapolis is isnt it? Oh. Kansas. Carry on my wayward son, and yellow brick roads.

44 out of 50, I think.

fuck knows what the other 7 arse-ends of no-where are.

then again, I doubt most americans could give all the EU member-states.

>>734678339
I can't even name all 6 Canadian provinces

>>734678339
Yes. I learned a song that rhymes them all in 4th grade and I still know it.

>>734678339

Yes.

>>734682033

>brown side of the force

Fucking kills me every time

>>734678339
Maybe with some time and effort, but in the mean time, moar of the girl in the blue tube

>>734678339
Yep

>>734679049
The 50 States that Rhyme? Was Ms. Pampina your teacher too?

>>734682033
I dunno which part of I am not from India you didn't get. The pic is funny tho.

>>734678339
>oregon 1
>washington 2
>nevada 3
>california 4
>new mexico 5
>texas 6
>wyoming 7
>West virginia 8
>virginia 9
>north dakota 10
>south dakota 11
>Louisiana 12
>Montana 13
>Kentucky 14
>Georgia 15
>florida 16
>new york 17
>Connecticut 18
>arkensas 19
>kansas 20
>alaska 21
>Hawaii 22
>north carolina 23
>south carolina 24
>Massachusetts 25
>indiana 26
>ohio 27
>Colorado 28
>Mississippi 29
>alabama 30
>utah 31
>michigan 32

Thats all i can remember, We weren't taught them in the uk.

>>734678339
only got 48 :(

i could name them all easy. placing em on the map is an entirely diff discussion

I know I can't. Let me see which ones I can remember.

Only 21.

Going to memorize all 50 now. Not like I have anything better to do.

A A A A C C C D F G H I I I I K K L M M M M M M M M N N NH NJ NM NY NC ND O O O P RI SC SD T T U V V W WV W W
fite me

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How many of you fags can name every country in europe?

I think so. I'm pretty drunk right now though.

>>734682578
Is Europe a country? I can name Europe.

Im a truck driver. Not only can I name them all, but I've been to 49/50. Have no interest in going to Alaska. Obviously I didn't drive to Hawaii. That was a vacation.

>>734682578
I kinda can, but I am not sure if some countries count to europe or not (like russia, turkey and the rest that should be in asia but are sometimes counted as europe).

>>734678339
Alaska, Hawaii, America

The only three you need to know

>>734681795
You present my thoughts more clearly than I could do myself

>>734682578
You know they have this awesome song called Rock the Night? Let me link it for my friends here:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ELtpTBf-pMU

alaska, alabama, arkansas, washington, oregon, california, nevada, arizona, texas, new york, new jersey, new hampshire, florida, north dakota, south dakota, montana, georgia, north carolina, south carolina, kansas, utah, ohio, minnesota, oklahoma, tennessee, idaho, delaware, massachusetts, kentucky. Everywhere else doesn't matter.

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>>734678339
Had to memorize all 50 states and capitals in like 5th grade. Still remember the states song in alphabetical order.

>>734682953
>arkansas
>alabama
>Montana
>everywhere else doesn't matter
Sounds like a 9 year old who has to admit he's a dummy, but instead says "I don't even care anyway. It's stupid." Step your brain game up.

>>734682578
google says theres 50

uk 1
ireland 2
iceland 3
denmark 4
france 5
spain 6
andora 7
portugal 8
belgium 9
netherlands 10
luxembourg 11
lichtenstein 12
swizerland 13
sweden 14
norway 15
finland 16
russia 17
estonia 18
latvia 19
lithuania 20
poland 21
germany 22
czechia 23
slovakia 24
austria 25
ukraine 26
moldova 27
belarus 28
italy 29
vatican 30
romania 31
hungary 32
serbia 33
bosnia 34
croatia 35
slovenia 36
macedonia 37
greece 38
turkey 39
bulgaria 40
cypres 41

theres no fucking way theres actually 50.

>>734683324
i only missed kosovo, albania and Montenegro, still doesnt add up to fucking 50.

>>734683324
Fuck you, how could you leave out Malta?

I mean I can understand you didn't count Montenegro for example, but Malta?

>>734683586
because it barely fucking exists m8

>>734678339
yeah but you're forgetting about Poorer-than-Nico and Jooistan.

>there's 52

>>734683736
Yeah but you added fucking Lichtenstein..

>>734679004
Washington D.C. is not a state, its the District of Columbia. Hawaii is a state

>>734683920
and andorra, luxembourg, and cypress
I even though about Georgia Azerbaijan and armenia, and even fucking Gibraltar

malta barely exists

>>734678339
there is only one state.
despair

>>734680368

I know three:

Dysenteria
Diarrhea
Gang Rape

>>734684242
bravo anon, bravo.