/b/, what is the gayest thing youve ever done?

>>734650928
fucked another guy in the ass, came in the ass and then pissed in his ass

>>734650928

Got fingered by my dad

>>734650928
Fucked a FTM that wasn't on hormones yet. Was pretty much like fucking a skinny tomboy but I got to call her a faggot while I fucked her ass.

>>734651505

> but I got to call her a faggot while I fucked her ass

kek

here is mine, fucked a crossdresser in the ass

>>734650928
Reply to this thread

Started a thread on /b/

>>734651899
/thread

Sucked a tgirl!

>>734651236
me too I started getting fucked by dad at 13

>>734650928
got dumped by my boyfriend :<

>>734650928
Suck a dick until he came in my mouth
Eat his cum

>>734652848
pls story

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>>734652848
More pls?

>used to go to YMCA 4 years ago
>Always showered and Saunaed
>I'm 6'3, uncut, big dick and at the time great figure
>Never done anything gay nor thought about it except occasional fap on 4chan to traps
>In sauna one day, late at night
>super homo mulatto twink kid who is really really gay comes into sauna
>Im naked, notice him looking at dick over and over out of corner of eye
>squirming alot
>get turned on
>Spread my legs open more
>He's freaking out
>go to shower
>he follows like 5 minutes later
>goes to opposite shower far away but in good eye sight
>Notice him looking again
>decided to have fun with it
>start rubbing cock with soap, getting it plump
>notice he's getting a boner
>walk over, turn him around and push against wall
>he's freaking out and has a full boner at this point
>make him rub my cock
>then I finger his asshole
>btw he's like 5'4 and has the ass of a 15 year old cheerleader
>rub cock inbetween his cheeks, put the tip in a bit into his asshole, doesn't really fit
>finally cum onto his ass and rub it all into his asshole
>leave
>switch gyms

That was the only gay thing I have ever done

>>734653685
Great story, thanks for sharing good sir.

>>734653136
>divorced parents, live with mom
>visit dad every two weeks
>super strict ex-military dad drinker
>im femme boy dad regularly calls fag
>home alone
>go to bathroom hamper took dads underwear to sniff
>LOVE it fap like crazy
>dad's watching me weird later didn't think anything of it
>he goes outside to mow lawn I go in get more underwear to sniff and go into room
>lawn mower left running dad bust into my room and caught me
>spanked, he's disgusted with me im crying like a bitch
>next time I visit I almost didn't go at all couldn't look at him
>gave me a hug on the couch and said he was sorry for over reacting, started asking me questions
>said something a long the lines of "next time ask when you wanna sniff my balls"
>thought he was joking but he pulled out his dick and asked why I was so shocked
>end up jacking him off on the couch
>later that night he wanted to sleep with me in his bed
>cuddle time with dad and huge erections both of us
>he tried to explain straight sex by putting on a porno and getting me to watch
>instead im touching his dick again
>finally he lubed up my crack, hot dogging me still watching porno
>pure bliss when he came on my back and kissed my neck

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I went antiquing with my boyfriend.

>>734654641
pls more, im fully erect

I can suck my own dick, that always feels pretty gay

Dressed up in lingerie and fucked my ass with a vibrator

I bought a onahole and used it for trap doujinshi

>>734650928
wtf, why does this girl got a dick???

>>734654641
It's like a M. Night Shyamalan film. Your dad was the faggot all along!

got raped as a child several times

let my gf fuck me in ass today, adn also post my nudes here

bought a dildo and fucked it a month, then got bored and super glued it to the road near my house. I sat on my porch drunk all night watching people drive past or ever run over

I fucked my best friend last night
16
Texas

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>>734650928
Friend that was a twink used to dress up in his sisters clothes and come onto me, he got me bi curious and coerced me enough to go the whole nine yards. We still hump from time to time when we meet and calls me fagg despite him being my only interest in the male gender.

>>734655837
lol'd

>>734650928
stroked a tranny cock

>>734655868
Story?

>>734650928
Browsed /b/

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>>734650928

>>734654641
You story was bad and I hope you don't share anymore of that. It gave me eye cancer.

getting myself stuck inside of 4chan

>>734656397
>this
>same

how do these trannys bend their dicks backwards like that wtf?

>>734656999
A lot of them can't get fully hard on hormones.

I met a guy online, drove him in an empty field, then sucked his dick for about 30 minutes.

Is that gay enough?

>>734654641
This never happened

I was OP once...

probably getting facefucked by another man and enjoying it

Sucked off 20+ guys at a glory hole one night. I let one fill my mouth with his piss.

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Performed cunnilingus on a woman.

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>>734657314
gayest thing ever. thread/

sucked 5 dicks not counting my own. I feel like its even gayer getting a dude to blow you, but only came once from a dude blowing me.

>>734650928
Wtf why her dick has no head its just straight?

Fucked another guy in the woods when we were young

Replied to this thread.

>>734657707
>her

>>734656162
Story?

ITT: virgins asking virgins for gay stories

>>734658015
Yeah her dick, why it looks like that?

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>>734650928
Replied to this thread

i went in a gloryhole, see that was a men behind the wall, put my dick in and enjoyd

Opened this thread

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someone photo shop that dick out into a pussy pls
I can't do it because I'm not a photofag

Sucked a guy's dick while another guy was pounding my ass and a third guy was waiting his turn.

Spent the weekend as a guy's cumdump urinal

>>734650928
Sucked off two guys at once.

>>734650928
Called an old guy with a big dick daddy, and kissed him while he came inside me

>>734657707
>her
>dick
Pick one.

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>>734650928

I once let a guy fuck me three times in one night. No condom, he came on my face the first time and in my ass the other two. He tied me up, called me his "little bitch" and had me suck his cock after we we're done

Was a pretty fun night

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>>734650928
Married a dude in front of his redneck family.

gave my best friend a handjob in front of a lesbian couple. in return me and friend anon double teamed one of them so it worked out well

>>734662544
You double teamed a lesbian?

Fucked a guy , sucked him off and got a load in my face/mouth

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>>734650928
Fap to this. Never knew I could feel this way.

Sucked my cousins dick and he sucked mine growing up multiple times. Didn't really think it was gay but making out was going too far. Eventually stopped doing it and we never talk about it. Got caught once but we were just rubbing our dicks together.

>>734663152
Samefag first time telling anyone this feelsgoodman.png

touching myself

Let another dude fuck me in the ass

>>734662779
yep. drink fuelled house parties do wonderful things

>>734651004
I've always wanted to try that, as a bottom that is.

>>734650928
I sucked on a friends toes while he was asleep at a sleepover. I was like 12 or 13

>>734663298
pathetic dick didn't even twitch try again

>>734663877
Too lazy to go into details but I did fuck his then preteen ass few times. I'm a few years older. Guess you can call it kids experimenting.

>>734650928
I was born with a penis one time

Gayest thing before tonight? Got caned and fondled in front of an audience.
After tonight? I'm planning on getting caned, fucked, forced to give oral, and fisted in front of an audience.

>>734663763
It's a pretty weird feeling, not unpleasant but odd.

i sucked a kids dick for like 5 seconds when i was maybe 9. then i said it tasted like chicken. that was probably the gayest part

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>>734664394
peeing in butts is my fetish

>>734664394
Well, I enjoy receiving enema's when I clean myself out for my toys, so i'm assuming it would feel like that with an extra layer or two of pure perversness.

>>734655837
>>>734654641
>It's like a M. Night Shyamalan film. Your dad was the faggot all along!
Top kek

>>734664545
People who can pee with a hardon amaze and excite me
>>734664578
Yeah pretty much, but with the added layer of his dick twitching in you

>>734650928
i'd buy her whataburger if she'd let me fugggg

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Fapping to sissy hypno porn for hours while fingering my ass and calling for daddy to fuck me harder in a girly voice. I also sucked on a dildo and ate every drop of cum and precum that leaked out of my dick. I have long hair that I was waring in pigtails.

Any cute girls in WA looking for a daddy?

>>734665191
In where? You got scared and shouted and didn't say where.

Gayset thing I ever don.e? Shove her head straight into the fucking ground and beat her back with a iron pipe like never and tell her his is the same shit i do on 5 days meth or speed lol am 3th now 2 more to go while snorting that cat ass fuck cat mouth while cracking that nigger mouth fucking open and you ask me what i would do?
Ask me again pussy

>>734664880
God that sounds amazing. Maybe I'll find someone at the BDSM play party I'm going to tonight who's down to try.

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>>734657530

Ducked a guy's dick as a prank. The guy he thought was sucking was a really cute twink, I am a fat ugly bastard with a lazy eye. I got paid a thousand bucks to really give him a good time then they ripped off his mask as he was cumming. He ooened his eyes thinking he was shooting man cream down the throat of a goddess with a dick, what he saw made him cry, lol. I don't know why he bitched, I drained him and swallowed. Fucking snowflake.

>>734665191
By girls you mean shemales/traps/cross dressers right? Because this is a gayest thing you've ever done thread not a hookup thread.

go on 4chan

>>734665454
I'd be surprised if you couldn't find someone into it. I spent the last BDSM party I was at in the bathroom with a piss gag in, was good fun.

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Sexting this guy and sucking him dry for months

Kik = Godda2882

>About to turn 21
>At my family's beach house for the weekend
>Looking at craigslist personals all weekend
>Soon it'll be time to drive back home for work tomorrow
>Get a message on my craigslist post
>18 year old thick feminine black kid
>Im so into it
>Prepare myself hygienically
>Pack my bags and leave to hotel he's at
>Get up to hotel room
>He greets me outside the door
>At this point Im riding this nervous high
>We do a super fucking awkward introduction
>He says "lets just start i guess, ha..."
>Start making out on the bed
>Realize Im super not into dude kisses at all

More?

>>734666105
go on faggot

Got on dirty roulette earlier and fucked myself with a butt plug for a guy till he came. Still haven't fucked or gotten fucked by a guy though :/

watched anime

>>734666105
nah that's ok, I'd rather hear what you had for breakfast actually

>>734666666

Fucked myself with a dildo while jerking it to sissy porn...licked the cum off my fingers when i was done.

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>>734650928
I visited /b/

Gave and got a HJ and BJ. Kinda wish we made out after he came in my mouth but W/E.

currently wearing panties and epilating my legs so they're silky smooth

>>734650928
I had a pretty wild 17-22 before settling down, one of the more wild stories...

>Go to Thailand at 19 on a lads holiday, don't know much of the lingo or social queues
>In typical lad fashion, pick up some prostitutes on the first night
>Pick up what I thought was a woman for I think £5 total in their money, mental
>She gives me a blowjob
>Cum on her face
>Expect her to go
>Turns out the £5 is for all night
>She signals that she's going for a shower, will get back to it after
>Go to hotel balcony for a cigarette
>She signals me to come back in, standing in the hallway between bathroom and bedroom, light behind her
>Go over to her and start making out
>Something pokes me in the leg
>Wait what
>Think it's her hand but it's less delicate
>Look down
>That's a 3.5 inch ladyboy dick
>Briefly think about what is going on
>Go for it anyway

Honestly, going to Thailand and not fucking a ladyboy is like going to France and not going to the Eiffel Tower.

For reference, she tried to warn me. They make a little gesture with their hands, they hold their hand up to their breasts, point down with their index finger, and wiggle it. I thought it meant she was down to fuck.

>>734651236
You disgusting homo

14-15 me and friend get drunk in my room
>time to go to bed, share same bed
>after 30 min of trying to go to bed friend says "man i wish there was a girl here to fuck im hard as shit"
>asks if i mind if he jerks it i say whatever
>after about 5 minutes i get hard and as. k if he needs a hand
>he freezes up for a second but says sure
>grab his dick and feel it harden a little in my hand as a stroke him slowly
>he says "wanna put it in your mouth"
>saynothing but put his dick in my mouth with just the lips around going up and down
>says "use your tongue and suck hard"
>start that and he starts moaning and pushing down head
>after a while i tell him to come on my face
>he asks if he can stick it in my butt
>i say yes and flip over
>after a lot of spit and spreading my cheeks he gets in
>feels like heaven
>fucks me for what feels like 2 hours ill
> i keep telling him i wanna feel him cum in my ass
>eventually he starts speeding up and i hear "uhhhhhhhhh" and he stops and lays on top occaisonally wiggling his cock around in me
>gets off me and goes to clean up as im playing with his cum in my ass
>ask him if he wants me to suck him off again
>he says hes worn out
>go to bed

We would do that a lot when we got fucked up for years but recently lost touch and now i crave his cock.

Have a big red princess plug in my ass wearing a crotchless thing with my tiny dick sticking through

let 2 guys fuck me. that gay enough for you?

>>734651004

Why did you piss though? Like... What the fuck

>>734666105
>I start taking off his shorts
>Fucking huge bulge. Thick, about 8.5 inches long
>I pull it out, and I start sucking it
>Find out that Im also shitty at sucking dick
>But I like it a lot anyway
>Can taste his precum
>Little gross, but his cocks so hot Im like fuck it
>He has me turn over on my back and hold my legs in the air
>He puts a condom on and puts lube on my ass
>He starts to enter, and it's immediate sharp pain
>I dunno if I was super tight because nervous or what, but it hurt
>I didn't yell or anything, so he keeps going
>Starts to numb out a bit but I can feel his thickness
>He starts pumping into me and it doesn't feel nice
>Its turning me on but I couldnt get hard and his cock was just too huge for my noob asshole
>Kind of start leaning upwards and he pulls out
>Tell him that Im just not having as good of a time I thought I would so Im gonna go
>Hes super cool about it, tells me his name and number if I wanna hook up again at the beach.
>4 years later and I can't remember the name and I can't find the number.
>Married, buying a house tomorrow, nobody knows that I kinda have a thing for thick young feminine black dudes. Or traps.

done many gay things but the gayest most be letting my cousin fuck my ass

>>734667521
>>734667738
How do clothes and toys make you gay? Pretty sure you need another person, otherwise every guy is a faggot for giving out handjobs to them self's.

had a stupid hooker addiction when i was younger
>luckily never caught anything, thank satan..
driving around, curvy "bitch" walks by, I know the look..

pull up: "wanna date?" (standard john line)

gets in, i drive away slowly: I ask "you a cop" (classic script line)

bitch rubs my dick, leans over, kisses sucks nibbles my crotch with pants still on. unzips me, starts sucking... I pull over. "How much?" $40 answers the bitch

just happen to have that in pocket (back then, i would carry $40 in one pocket $60 in other pocket, wallet in trunk: classic negotiating strategy, so you dont reach for wallet and count out money in front of whores)

sucking so good. so so good. getting ready to come.... im coming... on instinct I reach over to rub her pussy. feel a limp dick instead. bust a nut, about half gallon. bitch swallows it all up, cleans me up deep throat hard suck style, didnt leave a drop anywhere.

woah... awesome.

pull over. bitch gets out.

"Thanks, dude", I say, and drive away...

Sending dick pics to faggots on kik

>>734667829
fetish?

>>734650928
I voted for Obama

>>734668332
Do something gayer, post your dick on b.

I was 11-13
Step bro 13-15
We sucked eachothers balls and jacked.
My first cum was him going down on me.
He had a huge dick.
Took a bit of work over days but he eventually ducked my ass and cams in me quite a few times.
He loved me fucking his ass and cumming in him too.

>>734650928
sucked an 11 inch cock

>>734667708
I almost can't read this absolutely trash concocted retarded cringe inducing story, it almost makes me wish I was back in Vietnam fighting Charlie, dancing to bullet cracks and dodging spike pits, even such a horrendous experience as that is preferable to having to read the tripe you expelled in that post, I sincerely hope you get gay AIDS and die a slow painful death with nobody to care for you.

>>734650928
Been a rent boy... Thats pretty fucking gay I think

>>734655962
It's not gay because it was just you and your gf. If you want to make it gay bring in another guy and suck him off while your gf pegs you or something.

>>734665771
Hurray. Because I'm about to leave for the party. My heart is pumping in terror lol.

>>734668573
>>734668573
Sorry?

>>734668532
Nah. i like the personal attention fags give me when they see my cock

I sucked the dick of a tranny

>>734660643
I wish I was you.

>>734669219
am tranny, can confirm this faggots story

>>734668573
>gay AIDS
As opposed to the safer, straight variety?

Tryed to push my Stepmoms Vibrator into my Ass

>>734671221
tranfusions and needlesharing amongst god fearing hetero's?

>>734671940
Women are carrier agents for HIV as well.

>>734672027
lucky me, only got HPV from the bitches

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https://youtu.be/buv8GLHVSgc
.
Here's a Video of me inserting weed into my ass
Watch it before it gets taken down

>>734672190
thats a rick roll, faggot

>>734665419
Haha.
>>734665517
Yeeeah. switched to wrong thread...

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>fooled around with my little brother a lot when we were teenagers
>mostly "let" him suck my dick whenever I got horny
>fucked him sometimes too, not as often
>at our peak this went down practically every day
>pretty much replaced masturbation for me for a while there
>but I felt guilty as fuck about it
>not just for the "gay" angle
>but also cause I felt like I was taking advantage of him
>though to be honest he was even more into the whole thing than I was
>guilt eventually caught up with me and I cut him off
>haven't talked about it since
>now he's an easygoing openly gay dude
>I'm a repressed bisex closet case
>barely any gay exp other than with my brother
>kinda want to start things back up with him again
>like 99% he's still DTF, he's dropped plenty of hints
>worried about fucking up our relationship though

Dressed like a whore to better help my stroke buddy...

>>734650928
i suck myself off all the time

Sucking a big t girl escort. Getting fucked by her. She was pretty dominant called me little bitch all time.

I was very upset when we finished i felt like a faggot.

3months later just sucked and ate the cum of a giant hung scort.

Thats all. Two times i felt like shit but i cant stop