Does anyone have a sex bucket list? 1. Fuck a woman who is old

It's not a bucket list if there is no way to check it off. You have fantasies

1. hold hands
2. hug
3. kiss
4. get laid

>>734640082

1. fuck a kindergarten teacher while the kids sleep.

2. fuck someone next to their sleeping parents.

3. Cuck someone

4. Get Cuck'd

5. spit roast a hooker with the person who cuck'd me.

6. have someone jerk me off to the picture of their mom.

>facial a blonde
facial a brunette
>facial a redhead
facial an oriental
facial a black chick
facial a latino chick
facial a trap

Two women sucking my cock at the same time.

1) 69
2) Fuck in a shower
3) Anal
4) Tie girl to bed and fuck

Pretty much the only things I haven't done that I really want to do one day.

>>734641758
so you've never had sex ?

>>734640082
I stayed committed to check-marking my degenerate bucket list, minus anything stupid or blatantly illegal. The list got longer & longer & I finally did them all, save for fucking mom.

>>734640082
Suck a dick and have to opportunity to deny its latent homosexuality.

>>734641875
How does my list in any way suggest I'm a virgin? You're a retard.

>>734641959
They're pretty standard sexual things, lol.

>>734641959
because thats like, the most basic stuff you could do.

>>734641416
Aman of taste i see

>mff threeway
>fuck a contortionist
>fuck a non-white

My only three remaining items. A threesome with my fiance and an asian gymnast would knock all three off.

>>734642068
I'm aware, but I still haven't done them. My first ex didn't like sex, my second one was into some fun shit but said no to anal, and she wasn't (weirdly) too keen on me going down on her, so 69ing wasn't a thing. She was into some BDSM but we broke up during our first year of uni, and neither of our beds had bars so you couldn't tie shit to them. And we did fool around in the shower once, but she nearly passed out because it was a really hot day.

So yeah, I know they're standard, but that's just my list. So sue me.

>>734642212
>>734642068
Besides, at least my list is realistic and achievable, which bucket lists are generally meant to be. So sorry for not putting "fuck a member of royalty" or "rim a Jew" in my list.

>>734642282

Give the guy a break its not his fault his exes were frigid

>>734642374
To be fair, it's partly my fault for dating frigid girls. So far, 3/3 of them are frigid as fuck

>>734642282
No, bucket lists are supposed to be things that are realistic and achievable but something most people wouldn't do in their lives.
All of those sexual acts I imagine most people have done.
You need to start having casual sex and not limit your sexual experiences to girlfriends, seriously you'll end up as a 30 year old who can't fuck.

>>734642449
Be up front with the next three girls you fuck. Give them expectations, and not leeway to allow them to make the rules. You'll start fucking a lot more women & you'll avoid chicks who like to play head games.

Made a new years resolution to sleep with a different chic every holiday of the year. Always bummed I was 2 short, ended up being repeats those 2 times

1.MWW threesome
2.MMW threesome
3. Attend Orgy or swingers party
4. Fuck wife at nude beach with people watching
5. See wife's sister naked
6. See my wife's pussy get eaten out by one of her friends
7. Make a full length porn with story and multiple people
8. Get pegged by my wife and one of her friends

>>734641875

Op here. My bucket list is very obtainable, except maybe the niece rim job. Unless I start visiting her at college.