REPLY TO THIS THREAD AND YOU WILL HAVE A GIRLFRIEND BY TOMORROW

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>>734637910
didnt reply to the mother threads, and I do hope my mom dies in her sleep or something

and yeah would be great to have a gf by tomorrow

so power rienforced on both, maybe itll work for real

>>734637910
Why does she look so sad?

>>734637910
k

https://youtu.be/1jXzMzRpqQo
Eerrgh i had nothing else to post

c'mon

>>734637910
Cool thanks

Im sad and lonely

it would be a miracle

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>>734637910

fuck it

meow

uhhhhhhh

I. Got it

Kik is mocohocarolyn

I fuckin hope.

Please, a cute one

OP is a faggot

>>734637910
Fuck it

Good Shit

Replying
Will let you know if happens

oki

I don't wont a girlfriend though, rather have a boyfriend :P

>>734638535
because she is bleeding from her face maybe
your autism is showing

>>734637910
c

>>734639842
I'll be your boyfriend

Don't mind if i do

test

>>734637910
Save me from this insufferable loneliness.

Khunt

Bitchslap

>>734637910
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Rlt3Fuwp0E8

K

>>734637910
I will take that

>>734637910
I'm losing hope :/

Ok

lol yeah right

>>734637910
fuck it

>>734637910
pleas

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My ex. I'd like another one as dirty as her please.

pls i feel sad and alone

>>734637910
that would be great, but I have doubts about this actually working... well, replying anyway

Test test

Please

Fuck it.....roling

>>734637910
I want a cclbk

Please

>>734637910
O GOD HELP ME

Rolling?

fuck it

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Noice.

>>734637910
Reply to this mother or your post will die in its sleep

>>734641629
oh no! Not my mother!

That'd be nice

PLEASE HELP ME

Lol get fucked

Okay

>>734637910
gcvghcvhjcyyjdjydcxdydsykx

k

>>734637910
I hope so

Fuck it

>>734637910
a cute gf?

>>734637910
shitposts dont get you people you absolute fucking weirdo

>>734637910
yj

fat ass bet

what in the name of AuTiSm is this shit

>>734637910
Don't want one

I already have one. Can I haz two plox?

hope it works XD
*slowly starts to cry *

Cool, we'll see how this goes.

>>734637910
Bullshit.
And yet here I am hoping.

Going out with the boys in about an hour, let's see if this works. Would be fine with some fuck already

Alright lads

if this doesnt work i'll blame it on op

>>734637910
A new one, or the one I got last time?

This is the dumbest bullshit ever but hey, why the hell not!

ok

I doubt it.

>>734637910
What if I have one though

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>>734637910
Pls Diana

>>734637910
i did this yesterday and it didnt work FU OP

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Ur mum gey lol

>>734637910
>wanting a girlfriend in 2017

i want that

Ok

Hope it works this time

Autism

Aids

>>734637910
>Been answering to this for the last three fucking weeks

《《《《《《《《《《《《《●□□□○■◇□◇

>>734638535
You're the only one who likes getting beaten in the face here, anon

>>734637910
wrong

Plz

>>734637910
oy vey

>>734637910
plz

>>734637910
Please, I desperately need one

>>734637910
Hope

When are they gonna ban this shi?

lets see
i´m going to drink with some grills

>>734637910
Hopefully it's the girl I like

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Who needs a girlfriend when you can have a cutie twink emo boy?
He'll never say no to sex, always anal and you can cuddle-fuck him again after you finish without the 'i'm on my period' excuse.

>>734637910
Fuck off

my nama jeff

>>734637910
Oh lord please make it happen a gf is the only thing that could save me

>>734637910
Fuck, i wish

>>734637910
gdfgdfg

>>734637910
No I wont

Ok

>>734637910
I'd fuck her

The fuck happened to her?

gay lover

>>734637910
It's not true. Don't waste your time like me

>>734637910
pls hngggg

>>734637910
pls

>>734646472
it's just a tiny bit of hope anon, someday it'll happen

I'm not falling for this trick ;)

>>734637910
Nothing to lose

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>>734637910
please be true

>>734637910
Nothing matters, even a girlfriend

>>734637910

It would be nice :c

fuck it. why not?

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a woman that looks like this will be mine

Still better then reply or your mother dies in her sleep threads

>>734637910
it never hurts to pray

Ty

>>734637910
fxh

>>734637910
whatever bitch ass

At least this one works

>>734637910
FOR GLORY
FOR FUN

Bullshit is Bullshit and traps aren't gay.

K

PLS IM BEGGING YOU

>>734637910
Dubs?

YES FINALLY!

I challenge my fate!

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>>734637910
No tricks right op? Can you make my dream girl?

can she have a dick please

Yea!

>>734637910
sure nignog

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THE FUTURE IS OURS TO DECIDE

>>734645485
Yeah. Great. Those all seem like great reasons to suck a cock. Good luck with your "alternative" lifestyle anon. Keep suckin' those dicks off.

>>734637910
please

>>734637910
a man can dream..

>>734637910
Imagine this is true

I hope she likes autism spinners

>>734637910
replied

>>734637910
pleaseeee work

hope this will do the trick

Tfw you gotta rely on 4chan for a gf

Hopefully

I can't reply because I have a wife and she wouldn't appreciate my having a girlfriend. I'd be in so much trouble...

...dammit. Oh well, hope she's cute.

k

k

we'll see

>>734637910
Ayy

>>734637910
pls

>>734637910
hjj afdgzdvgxrfgh

>>734637910
please

Please

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>>734637910

>>734637910
Unlikely.

d

Nigger

I hope so

meh

plz

Hopefully

>>734637910
pls

>>734637910
It didnt have worked

Oh my

This i believe

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Kk

>>734637910
Oh boy! :)

hope so

>>734637910
Yes please fuck yes nigga gimme that shit.

did someone hit random character in sims

>>734637910
XDDD

>>734637910
ok

hi

I better be able to hit harder than that
rolling

>>734637910
nigger

>>734637910
last one i did didnt work but oh well

>>734637910
Fuck, what a joke....
Oh well...

>>734637910
my time has come

....

lmao k

>>734637910
ok

I have been working on this for about a mouth now. I have been running every day, masturbating half as much, shaving beard, cutimg hair. The only thing stoping me now is my social skills are shit.

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>>734637910

>>734637910
Whatever you say bud

I hope

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Porfavor dios de la probabilidad, haz que salga cara.

SC

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Haha what a nice story Mark

>>734637910
Thanks

already getting one tomorrow but fuck it, ill roll to get lucky. We went shopping for new underwear and PINK today. wish me luck boys.

>>734637910
Next week pls

booty

>>734637910
thanks op

:3

I mean I guess...

Lol, no

:^)

nut

goodluck with that

>>734637910
Pls

pls

>>734637910
I'm a sad fuck so i will reply unironically to this shit and will probably kill myself anyway by the end of the week

nigger

>>734637910
Please be true, I'd even gladly accept her. She would never be sad again.

lmao sure

>>734637910
faggot

Reply

fo sho

>>734637910
no i wont

>>734637910
help

i believe in meme magic

>>734637910
this might actually work this time

hmmm

Thanks man

>>734637910
Bet

wonder woman

Lololololol

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PLEASE

>>734637910

nignogs. I'll probably get laid tomorrow with my fuck buddy if her period is finished.

>>734637910
Not a chance, but ok

Never lost the hope

>>734637910
Gang

>>734637910
ok

ok

>>734637910
lies

>>734637910
please yes

lets see

i will get girlfriend in the next hour? or within 24 hours? be specific.

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>>734637910

>>734637910
I wonder how my wife would react if I had a gf.

pls

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>>734637910

Do it, do it now!

>>734637910
sure

>>734637910
And what if tomorrow never comes?

Not gonna happen

legitimate

100 % legit.

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>>734637910
I don't believe you...

>>734640928
Dido that!

>>734637910
PLEASE OP ;-;

>>734637910
if single, i get a girlfriend

I believe.

Welp, yet again I'll try.

>>734637910
meh, i don't have anything to lose

what the heck

plz

>>734637910
Might aswell try it

Rollerino

im not gonna take my chances

oooh

I'm ready depression

>>734637910
rolleroni and cheese

Okie dokie nigguh

Fuck it, why not? I've been talking to this girl for a while, maybe something will happen.

>>734637910
Lets do this

>>734637910
;-;

Ty