rate my GF /b/. is she too hot for me?

>>734634616
Yes

>>734634616
Her tits or GTFO

Of fucking course she is. You look like the love child of durv and jacob sartrorious

You look like brother and sister man, also nice teeth no homo.

And just a tip, there's never "too hot for me"
there's just too uptight.

>>734635050
+1

>>734634616
She looks like the more female version of you..

your teeth to gum ratio is enough for me to conclusively say yes

No thing as "too hot for me" youngfag. Confidence, experience and good conversation are all more important than looks, but a minimum looks level is usually required.

In other words, be the most interesting guy in the world, and pussy will rain, you can pick one and stick, or just try a new one every time.

>>734635773
This guy knows what's up.

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>>734635220
not op but hits cloast to hom

>>734635822

I'm 34, 'bout time I knew it :)

And some of my friends actually call me the most interesting man in the world.

- Backpacked the transiberian? Check.
- Threesome in a foreign country? Check.
- Smoking a Cuban Churchill while sitting on Winston Churchill's original couch on the private China Club in Hong Kong? Check.
- Orgy? Check.
- Married? Check.
- Divorced? Check.
- Taking virginity of a few girls (ass and pussy)? Check.

But now I'm kinda getting in cruise speed, looking for the most interesting woman in the world to have as a co-pilot. And have kids.

>>734636090
I just fake it till i make it, i'm really interested in movies and it's basically all i talk about, but i also talk a lot about specific areas that i'm interested in ( lucid dreaming for instance) and people dig it.

Find a passion and even the hottest girl will be sitting there listening to your ramble on and eventually shag you, although i didn't get to the shagging part yet.

>>734636334

Yep, fake it till you make it is the key.

Confidence isn't a real thing, there's no difference between faking confidence and actually being confident, since it is all in your head.

Only a fool is 100% confident, and bound to fail.

>>734636508
>Confidence isn't a real thing, there's no difference between faking confidence and actually being confident, since it is all in your head.

>Only a fool is 100% confident, and bound to fail.

care to elaborate on this?

>>734634616
you look like an ok dude and makeup makes all women hot so I don't see why she should be too hot

>>734636864

Confidence is believing in yourself, believing that you have a good chance of succeeding.

That will translate into actions and reactions that other people will notice, like speaking at a right note (not too loud nor too shy), they way you treat others (respectfully, but never in a submissive way).

Blind confidence is believing that you will always succeed. While this might work sometimes it is bound to fail, because you start making really bad decisions.

Weighting risk/reward in a healthy way is one of the key things required to live a great life.

So it is all in your head. ALL in your head.

Do you want to kiss a girl? Stop thinking about it and do it, you might fail, so what?

Being a beta vs. alpha doesn't have to do with any of the bullshit they talk here, it has to do with having the right level of confidence and risk taking. Too little and you achieve nothing, too much and you fail all.

I was a beta in my younger years, because I always think too much, calculate every scenario. I still do that, then think "fuck it, I'm going in", and do epic shit. And that made me this guy:
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>>734634616
actually she looks older than you by 5 years at least

>>734634616
yes, shes probably using the fact that shes twice your looks

>>734634616
Yes she is, but relationships where the girl is hotter than the guy are the ones that are most likely to succeed (too lazy to google the study).

>>734639013
yes, but thats because the guy in them is a cuck who ends up being a personal slave to the girl and a pushover

>>734639080
thinks ugly girls don't treat their boyfriends like shit

>>734639324
they do but in them the guy has the upper hand so hes in the better position
where girl is 9/10 and guy 4/10 she will fucking use that leverage every day and make the guy his bitch

but we live in a modern world where women rights and femenism is the norm so unless youre a east european shovinist like me you should have no problem with it

>>734639583
*her bitch

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>>734634616
gtfo underage faggot MOoooooooooooDS.

Also, i bet that's not your girlfriend and you have been friend zoned.

>>734638705
I get it now, i'm really outgoing and have no problem talking to girls and just having conversations in general, but when it comes to anything sexual or a little more than "friends" i just can't go forward.

For example there's a girl that's all over me when we're talking, but i don't ask for a number or ask her out, i should just do it? fuck it,what's the worst than can happen?
Well man, thanks for your tips !

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>>734636090
-being an insufferable show-off? check.

>>734639795

You answered your own question. Go get her!

>>734634616
I watch so much porn where hot girls fuck ugly people that this looks normal to me

>>734640023

Lol, sorry if your life is boring, I understand why you get annoyed by my life.

But I don't go around telling all of this to everyone, not my style. Let them find out little by little.

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>>734640312
>But I don't go around telling all of this to everyone, not my style. Let them find out little by little.
>posts list of feats he considers impressive

>>734640466

You really have a lame life don't you? I feel sorry for you. This is 4chan, nobody gives a fuck to what I post, this isn't real life, you know.

Maybe if you got out more and started doing cool things your life you be better, and you wouldn't be so offended :)

>>734636090
Uh...literally none of these things is desirable to a member of the opposite sex.

Your 'bros' thinking that you're interesting does not get you women.

>>734635050
This

>>734634616
EH?

>>734641251

Actual women who I slept with and dated beg to differ, but I'm sure your imaginary women agree with you :)

>>734641653
Good luck finding a decent woman while you're telling your date about all the women you fucked in Herpesland.

I know that all the nice women I have ever dated love hearing about all the other chicks I fucked and the threesomes I've had and the awesome shit I did without them. That totally makes them want to marry me and have my babies.

Give it a few months and you'll realize that that chick is just another slut like all the other ones from Bangcock and you're never going to find a decent chick to settle down with because you're not that 'type' to them.

>>734642091

You imply that I fuck around a lot, nah, not my style either, I prefer longer relationships, sadly lately I've been moving countries too often to have any longer ones.

But hey, your nice hands, I mean, women, surely agree with you and your lame life!

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Related, is she (lol) and how much hotter is she than me?

>>734642998
You both looking good man.

>>734642998

Good balance, but the pic doesn't show a lot of her, got a better?

>>734641091
>gets offended
>"no, YOU'RE offended"
surely you're 20 years younger than what you claim to be

>>734642315
>imply that I fuck around a lot
>divorced
>threesome in foreign country
>orgy

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>>734643089
Lol I just hate myself/can't believe I've actually/finally been out on dates

>>734643395
>>734642998
yeah good job man, and good luck she looks nice

>>734634616

this is the same person.
nice try satan.

>>734634616
way too hot for you

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>>734643134
Unfortunately not until I sync my new phone, not trying doxx her by stealing from Instagram

>>734643327

Ha, nah, I'm cool :)

>>734643338

Threesome was with the ex-wife and a girl she picked up at a wedding we were in, fucking amazing :)

Orgy was when I was 17, 4 girls, fucked 2 and got a bj from another.

But I guess that for a virgin like you, that's fucking around a lot!

Actually, some of the girls I dated had fucked more guys than I fucked girls.

And some had fucked more girls than I did.

>>734643613

Yep, don't dox. That's cool.

>>734642998
She looks like a 6.5/10, pretty cute.
You look like a 5 that could be higher if you had any sense of style.

>>734643699
Thanks for the tip, lol what stylish rn, I only have graphic ts

>>734634616
thats ur sister

>>734643837

just marry her then
this is as good as you'll ever do...ever

>>734636090
What are doing here then?

>>734644328

Lurking, talking to random people. I've been around for, well, many many years.

You seem to think that a little bit of /b/ has no place in an interesting life. Well, it does. But you wouldn't know that as you don't have an interesting life.

>>734643646
I would guess that most of the girls you fucked have fucked more guys than you. That is what I was implying.

It's easy to fuck sluts when you lead with "man...I've fucked so many sluts!"

It's easy to fuck slutty girls. It's impossible to find nice, stable, intelligent women.

>>734644827

You can't be that stupid! Do you really think I go to girls and say "man...I've fucked so many sluts!"?

> It's easy to fuck slutty girls. It's impossible to find nice, stable, intelligent women.

I guess it must be, for you.

>>734644827

Oh, and you show what a virgin you are: pretty much every girl is a slut (some exceptions due to trauma, biological issues, etc.).

They just need to feel comfortable enough to let their inner slut out.

There is no "nice girls" vs. "sluts" division.