I have dwarfism, ask me anything

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do you want some cocaine?

hows the weather down there?

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Can you give me a quick run down on these two?

Post a timestamped pic of your flaccid, then erect penis.

Or else fake dwarf impostor.

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Why does soldering hurt my fingers?

>>734624282
Do u have a wife ? Do u have kids ? And if yes do ur kids have dwarfism ? How is to fuck a dwarf girl ?

>>734624282
How difficult is it for you to hang yourself
Are bathtubs your pools?

is your dick small

>>734624282
Can I mention your dwarfism in casual conversation without offending you?

Are you Dan, and did you attend WMU?

>>734624282

Do you prefer 'midget' or 'McShorty ShortShit"

>>734624282
Get back to work, Steve

Could you grab that on the top shelf please?

Peck, peck, peck, peck, peck, peck, peck, peck

Why the long face??

How many chairs are taller than you?

do u prefer to be called midget or 'little person'
the term little people would offend me more than midget. It just sounds condescending.

>>734624282
does walking into peoples balls all day get annoying or are you gay?

thank me later
>iFuck Tonight.com

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>>734624282
Are you an actor?

>>734624572
Lets get more bitches into STEM so that workers comp companies can go out of business.

Is there a difference between dwarfism and full blown midgetness? I always heard dwarves were just a tad bigger and got super offended by being confused for a midget

>makes ama thread
>Still answered 0 questions ten minutes later

He must have gotten lost in the carpet on his way back from the fridge. Send out an APB

>>734624376
you can't sell horse tranquilizers to a dwarf!

>>734625687
Kill yourself you limbo degenerate.

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>>734624282
How do you do?

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Did you enjoy National Donut Day?